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Valentine’s Day (noun) – 14th day of February when the official meaning of ‘love’ becomes ‘commercialism’ from the previous definition of ‘blind’.

vice president (noun) – an elected official ranking below a president but not necessarily ranking below popularity surveys as compared to his or her superior. Oftentimes the lap dog of the head of state, but recent trend leans toward the vice president as someone who works behind the president’s back with dreams of taking his position in the near future, whether through organizing unrest or waiting patiently for the next presidential election.

Visita Iglesia (noun) – The practice of visiting seven churches and reciting the stations of the cross on Holy Thursday, to compensate for not going to church the rest of the year.

vomiting (verb) – The only sign of pregnancy that the local television and movie industry seems to know.

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