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teblet (noun)– A portmanteau of the words television & tablet. Refers to a class of smartphones with screen sizes ranging between 22 and 42 inches. (see phablet)

Throwback Thursday (noun)  – Weekly contest on your social network where friends try to get the most likes for posting an old picture.

Thunder (noun) – One of six National Basketball Association (NBA) teams Filipinos are only familiar with. (see CelticsHeat, LakersMavericks Spurs)

tikoy (noun) – Chinese delicacy that not all Tsinoys in the Philippines likes and therefore, should not be expected to always give some away during Chinese New Year.

timeline (noun) – Social networking feature that users have emotional attachments to, and would result in anger if ever the layout is changed.

traffic light (noun) – A set of automatically operated colored lights, typically red, yellow, and green, for controlling traffic but is free to be ignored by the occasional jeepney, bus, tricycle, private vehicle and pedicab drivers in the Philippines.

transport caravan (verb) – A transport strike utilized by transport groups to air their grievances against the government but masks their activity under a different name to avoid getting their franchise suspended or revoked by the Land Transportation Franchising & Regulatory Board (LTFRB). Cowards.

Twitter followers (noun) – What other users of the online microblogging service think is the ‘end all be all’ of their Internet existence.

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