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Galunggong (noun) – A variety of fish that one must publicly declare to be consuming so as not to be branded as an elitist.

golden brown (noun) – A culinary term used in cooking shows to describe the desired result of a food that seems easy to achieve at first, but is actually hard to pull off when you’re the one cooking in your kitchen.

graduation (noun) – Ceremony at which degrees are conferred to students for them to bring to various call centers in the lucrative Business Process Outsourcing (BPO) industry.

gratitude (noun) – quality of being thankful that is voluntary to the common man, but is  explicitly solicited by politicians to his/her colleagues.

gun (noun)

  1. A weapon that is mightier than the pen, as evidenced by the extrajudicial killing of journalists in the past years. 
  2. A form of firecracker that gun-owning-Filipinos use during the New Year revelry. And as always, firecracker related injuries or casualties usually follows.

gun ban (noun) – Government effort to prohibit carrying of firearms during a set period of time. Commonly exercised during election period in the country to prevent election related crimes. Other crimes  such as robbery and murder increases as a result.

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