- Where Filipinos go to seek greener pastures.
- A place where an actress, rumored to be pregnant, go to prove to everybody wrong after she returns 3 to 8 months from now.
adobo (noun) – Favorite dish of Hollywood celebrities with Filipino heritage or any foreign celebrities visiting the country for that matter. Failure to express admiration for said dish will result in less acceptance from Filipino fans.
acetylene (noun) – Hydrocarbon gas (C2H2) used by lawless elements to rob pawnshops and banks.
aging (noun) – The inevitable process of growing old in the human life cycle that no product in existence can prevent, except drinking acetone or bleach. And Photoshop.
artisan (noun) – A word used to describe a commodity to make it much more expensive.
asphalt (noun) – A dark mixture used to pave roads during the rainy season that is easily rendered useless after a few weeks due to potholes that emerges after heavy rains.
asterisk (noun) – A symbol used in advertising to connote that what they are claiming is partially or entirely not true. Usually printed in such tiny characters barely visible to the naked eye to avoid being read clearly by the viewers and as an added measure, flashed onscreen only for a brief second.