Sen. Tito Sotto Files Resolution For Separate Enteng Kabisote Film Festival™

MANILA, Philippines — After his brother Vic Sotto’s movie was not accepted to the recently held Metro Manila Film Festival, Senate Majority Leader Vicente “Tito” Sotto III now wants a film festival exclusive for his brother’s movies only. In Senate Resolution No. 250,which was filed on Thursday, Sotto proposed that the Metro Manila Development Authority (MMDA) should…

Andanar to Start Holding Up Sign Stating Whether Duterte is Joking or Not

MANILA, Philippines — Malacañang announced today a drastic measure authorizing Presidential Communications Operations Office (PCOO) Secretary Martin Andanar to clarify in real time whether President Duterte is serious or making a joke whenever the latter delivers a speech in public. “We understand that the Filipino people can sometimes get confused whether or not they will take our…

Nancy Binay Accidentally Signs Subcommittee Report Recommending Plunder Charges Against Dad

MANILA, Philippines  — Saying that the testimonies and evidence on allegations of corruption against whoever it was the Senate Blue Ribbon was investigating at the moment were “irrefutable”, Senator Nancy Binay accidentally signed the subcommittee report recommending plunder charges against the former mayor of Makati, not knowing it was her father, Vice President Jejomar Binay, all along.…

Kris Aquino Unfollows Everyone on Instagram

MANILA, Philippines — Sensing that majority, if not ALL of the people she follows on Instagram probably has nothing positive to say about her brother; presidential sister and actress/tv host Kris Aquino spent the entire afternoon yesterday unfollowing everyone on the photo sharing social network service. This after she reportedly unfollowed a few celebrity friends after they posted…