Andanar Offered $1,000,000 to Cover His Mouth

MANILA, Philippines — Presidential Communications Secretary Martin Andanar revealed  that as much as $1,000,000 was offered to him as an incentive for him to cover his mouth and stop spreading fake news. This after he floated the idea that as much as $1,000 was offered to members of the media as payment for covering the press conference where a…

PNP Mascot Resigns to Save Dela Rosa from Further Embarrassment

MANILA, Philippines — The Philippine National Police (PNP) mascot “PO1 Bato” announced today his resignation from the force, saying that doing so might save PNP Chief Ronald “Bato” Dela Rosa from further embarrassment after damning details emerged that PNP officers were involved in the kidnapping and murder of  Korean businessman Jee Ick-joo. “Napagisip-isipan ko ng matagal…

DOTC Launches ‘Oplan Maglakad Ka Na Lang’ for Stranded Commuters

MANILA, Philippines — The Department of Transportation and Communication (DOTC) launched yesterday “Oplan Maglakad Ka Na Lang” to ensure that commuters will be able to reach their destinations on time. Transportation Secretary Joseph Emilio Abaya said the program is for commuters who keeps on complaining about traffic and whining about the lack of transportation options in the…