Taxi Drivers’ Group Laments Decreasing Number of Passengers Willing to be Treated Like Crap

MANILA, Philippines — Transport group Drivers Unite for the Crappy Treatment of Apathetic Passengers Everywhere (DUCTAPE) stormed to the Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory Board (LTFRB) on Tuesday to protest the decreasing numbers of passengers they could treat like crap brought about by the increasing popularity of Transport Network Vehicle Service (TNVS) such as Grab & Uber in the country. According…

Rodrigo Duterte’s Puppies Win Big at Westminster Dog Show

MANILA, Philippines — Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte alongside his puppy, “Bebot” recently won the top prize at the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. Westminster is the most prestigious of dog shows that draws the cream of the crop from each of more than 200 breeds of Tuta (puppies). Dogs can only compete at Westminster if they’ve already…

Tourism Chief: Duterte’s China Remarks Makes Selling PH Easier

BANGKOK, Thailand — Tourism Secretary Wanda Teo on Wednesday said President Rodrigo Duterte’s remarks about China’s activity in Benham Rise is making it easier to sell the Philippines. Especially to China. In a press conference held in Bangkok, Teo said that the president should continue his positive messaging towards the Chinese, which in turn emboldens the Asian Superpower to assert its…

Speaker Alvarez Files Impeachment Complaint Vs Australian FM

MANILA, Philippines — After she contradicted President Rodrigo Duterte and making him look bad, House Speaker Pantaleon “Bebot” Alvarez revealed today that he is set to file an impeachment complaint against Australian Foreign Minister Julie Bishop. “Napag-aralan na natin ng husto…May sapat tayong ebidensya na magpapakitang masama ang intensyon ni FM Julie Bishop sa pagsalungat sa mga naunang pahayag ng…

Duterte Signs EO on Freedom of Fake Information

DAVAO, Philippines — President Rodrigo Duterte has signed the executive order (EO) implementing freedom of fake information (FOFI) in the executive branch. In a press conference in Davao City on Tuesday, Communications Secretary Martin Andanar said that the President signed the EO at 9 p.m. on Monday. “In less than a year’s time, and 7,000 killed in…

Aguirre: #MissUniverse Loss an Indirect Attempt to Destroy Duterte

MANILA – An indirect attempt to destroy President Rodrigo Duterte. This was how Justice Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre II described the loss of Miss Universe Philippines Maxine Medina after she failed to make it to the final top 3. Speaking to reporters at his office Monday, Aguirre described the incident as “only an isolated incident” that was…