PNP Mascot Resigns to Save Dela Rosa from Further Embarrassment

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Former PNP Mascot “PO1 Bato” with          PNP Chief Ronald Dela Rosa

MANILA, Philippines — The Philippine National Police (PNP) mascot “PO1 Bato” announced today his resignation from the force, saying that doing so might save PNP Chief Ronald “Bato” Dela Rosa from further embarrassment after damning details emerged that PNP officers were involved in the kidnapping and murder of  Korean businessman Jee Ick-joo.

Napagisip-isipan ko ng matagal at nag desisyon akong magresign nalang,” said “PO1 Bato”. “Nakakahiya po na sa tapat lang mismo ng quarters ko nangyari ang karumal-dumal na krimen.

He added, “Kaya para po hindi na masisi at mapahiya pa ng lubusan si General eh magreresign nalang po ako.

A ranking police official privy to the details of the case said Jee’s car, a black Ford Explorer where the killing took place, was parked just outside the building of the PNP’s Anti-Illegal Drugs Group (AIDG) adjacent to that of the PNP’s Public Information Office and Police Community Relations Group offices.
— from Inquirer.net

PO1 Bato’s resignation came after House Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez urged Dela Rosa to resign to save President Duterte “from further embarrassment and restore respect.”

The mascot added that his resignation will come as a blessing as he is now free to enjoy a private life.

Gusto ko sana din pumunta dun sa concert ni Bryan Adams, kaso may trabaho ako nung araw na yun na mas importante para sa akin,” said PO1 Bato. “Baka concert nalang ng Journey o di kaya’y kay David Pomeranz ang puntahan ko sa Pebrero.

He added, “Gusto ko din subukan ang mundo ng show business, mapa-singing man o comedy.”

Meanwhile, the puppet version of PNP chief Ronald dela Rosa has yet to announce whether or not he will also resign.

Stay tuned.

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One thought on “PNP Mascot Resigns to Save Dela Rosa from Further Embarrassment

  1. Hey! You don’t insult my favorite mascot PO1 Bato! He’s gone viral already with his cover version of PPAP, that can put Pikotaro to shame!”

    “Ito ang bata, ito ang shabu…batang shabu!
    Ito ang bata, ito ang damo…batang damo!
    Ito ang shabu, X (ecstasy), damo!
    Tatlong drogang iiwasan niyo!”

    #sarcasm

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