Maxine Medina Taps Martin Andanar as Interpreter for Miss Universe

maxMANILA, Philippines — Following the suggestions of former beauty queens, Miss Universe Philippines Maxine Medina has decided to acquire the services of Presidential Communications Secretary Martin Andanar to be her interpreter during the coronation night on January 30, 2017 at the SM Mall of Asia Arena.

Napagisipan kong sundin ang payo ni Ms. Gloria Diaz, as doing so does not make one less of a beauty queen,” said Medina, quoting former Miss Universe Gloria Diaz. “And who else is better suited for the job than Mr. Martin Andanar.”

Napabilib po ako sa galing nyang mag explain at magspin ng mga statements ni Pangulong Duterte kaya sya po ang napili kong interpreter,” she explained, adding that Presidential Spokesman Ernesto Abella is also willing to join her team.

Naku, kapag pinagsama po silang dalawa ay siguradong maiintindihan na ng buong mundo ang aking mga sagot sa question and answer portion,” said Medina confidently. “Kung yung mga pinagsasabi nga ng pangulo tungkol sa Martial Law eh napagbaluktot-baluktot nila eh yung sagot ko pa kaya?

With Andanar and Abellla as her interpreters, Maxine is now confident at whatever question the judges will throw at her during the big night.

Kahit ipaexplain pa sa akin ang theory of relativity o di kaya’y the meaning of life, eh siguradong hindi na tayo mapapahiya,” she added.

According to Maxine, her confidence for the Presidential Communications Operations Office (PCOO) is so high that whatever question she gets, her only answer will be “apatnapu’t dalawa“.

Bahala na sila sir Martin dyan, mataas ang tiwala ko sa kanila,” Medina said.

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5 thoughts on “Maxine Medina Taps Martin Andanar as Interpreter for Miss Universe

  1. Fact is Andanar and Abella are really good at their jobs, not in the spinning but in explaining the obvious, which the critics of the President love to spin. Yes, it’s the critics who are actually the spin doctors. Take for example the “Obama Putang Ina” incident. Any non-idiot would know that Duterte wasn’t cursing at Obama if one listens to the whole thing. The critics call Andanar and company “spin doctors” for straightening out their spins. And that’s the truth.

    Contrast them with Valte and Coloma. Dios mio! Just listen to them bullshit their way. And they’re annoying to begin with. Nag-inarte pa sa isang state visit sa Vietnam where they made fun of the host country on Twitter! LOL. But I digress.

    Valte and Coloma would have made a better joke. But then, they are passé. And thank God!

  2. It’s good to know that at last, a Filipino will speak Tagalog in Miss Universe Pageant. You are representing the Philippines and your culture. It is time for the world to hear the Filipino language. It doesn’t matter if you can speak fluent English or not. English is not your first language. Actually, most people around the globe will not criticise you if you cannot speak perfect English except for the bullies. But, the main point is you should be proud of who you are and where you came from. Good luck.

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