Duterte Tags Agot Isidro in New Drug Matrix

du30_agotMANILA, Philippines — President Rodrigo Duterte released on Monday a new “drug matrix” which showed Agot Isidro allegedly involved with the illegal drug trade inside the New Bilibid Prison in Muntinlupa City.

The new matrix showed a clear and direct line linking Isidro, who recently criticized the President and labelled him a psychopath, to drugs.

Malinaw na malinaw ang pagkakasulat netong matrix,” said Duterte. “Pina-revalidate ko na din ito ng anim na beses sa mga supporters ko, tulad ni Ms. Elizabeth Oropesa.

Putang ina! Dada ka ng dada. Eh kung tumulong ka na lang?” he said, adding that no Filipino has the right to criticize this administration’s drug crusade and foreign policy because of the sixteen million votes that put him into power as well as his overwhelming popularity in recent satisfaction surveys.

He added, “My Gahd! It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out this logic that if you’re against us, then that automatically makes you a drug addict, a paid troll, ‘dilawan’, ‘presstitutes’ or biased!”

The president urged his supporters to remain vigilant against critics of this administration, telling them to dig deeper into anti-Duterte member’s history, in order to intensify their ad-hominem campaign.

He added, “Hanapin nyo medical history at baho ng mga ugok na ito! Pati mga ka-look-alike nila sa Porn Hub idownload nyo at isend sa akin para mapanuod ko. Kapag napagsawaan ko na, magagamit natin yung video laban sa kanila, at para maging hindi sila kapani-paniwala sa madla.

Sino ang psychopath ngayon? Ako o kayo?

 

24 thoughts on “Duterte Tags Agot Isidro in New Drug Matrix

  1. Before Duterte won the election,I knew he was really mentally deranged and belonged to the low class group.I even wondered then ,how he had become part of the supposedly noble profession.Ah,I said to myself,he must have been a drug addict before,Kaya nakain ang gray matter Nya at nagkaganyan sya.Anyway,Then,I asked a psychologist working in a school,how she psychologizes Duterte as a person.Before she gave me her answer,I told her that I had my own psychological impression on Duterte and that I would tell her my impression after she gave hers.And ,true enough,we had the same psychological impression….MAY SiRA ANg UlO Ng CANDIDATE NA YAN!..Bythe way,IAm a Psychiatrist by profession.

    • wow, baka gusto mo lang sumikat doktor ng may tama. d naman kaya nahawa ka na sa nga pasyente mo na may sayad? sana bilang doktor maisip mo ang tamang words na gagamitin mo sa pangulo ng bansa.

      • Sus! I’m sure tinawag mo ring “Abnoy” si Noynoy or labandera si Gloria. Wag ka ngang magmalinis! Fanatic shit!

    • Maski hindi psychiatrist na tao mapupuna mo may kulang, buti pa ang na diagnos na may m.d. kapag nakainum nang gamot bumoti ang kaisipan.

    • wala po ni isa sa ating mga nilalang ang may karapatang humusga sa bawat tao.Lahat po tau ngkakamali at nagkakasala sa mata ng dyos.sana lang po itigil na lang ang palitan ng masasakit na salita at alipustahan sa bawat isa.Kung may isang tao po na dapat humatol ay ang ating dyos lamang.

    • You are correct Doc. FYI: Psychiatrist can read and diagnose Human Behaviour…they studied and trained for that…but not a Layman. And even if we don’t specialize in Psychiatry, basic things in Psychiatry are taught in Medical College, so every doctor knows about it.

    • ^Erm. Satirical po kasi sya. Nabanggit din yan mismo dito sa instruction ng comment section: “What did you think about this SATIRIAL article?”. Hmmmmnnn.

  2. President Duterte is quareling U.S. United Nations and other democratic countries so that he can have an excuse to be close with the communist countries, That is his style. The Philippines has to have a close ties with democratic countries so we can be united in fighting those terrorists like the Abu Sayyaf, Talibans etc. In terms of VFA agreement, I do not agree with some of their rules but they can abolish it and make a new rules wherein the US has to respect the Philippine laws so that the Filipinos would not be bullied by some of the rules of the VFA.
    President Duterte is not suppose to decide byhimself regarding on his relations with the U.S. and the United Nations. A democratic country has the three branches of government. The executive, Him being the President, The legislatvie such as the Senate and Congress and the judiciary, The Supreme Court should also be considered by making decisions, Not just by himself. He is not the only one who suppose to make a decision unless he is a leftist president.

  3. President Duterte is a great leader, Davao has an ambulance for emergencies. Davao is an organized city. Safe place to visit according to a lot of people visiting there. But a few months ago before the presidential election, He was telling a story that when he was still a mayor of Davao when a foreigner didn’t follow the rules of anti-smoking law in a restaurant in Davao, The restaurant was owned by his friend, who called him and reported that the foreigner doesn’t want to follow the anti-smoking law and the foreigner said that Duterte is not the one paying for his cigarettes and when the former mayor Duterte confronted him and still doesn’t want to obey the rule, The former Mayor Duterte made him chew the foreigner’s cigarette. My point is that he is a great leader but being great doesn’t mean that he would torture people. The former Mayor Duterte should have just put the foreigner behind bars or ask for a penalty under the law and I realized that a leader who can not respect the due process of law is scary to have that kind of power even if he is the greatest leader in the world. My vote was for Santiago-Robredo even if Sen. Miriam was sick at that time in case there’s a vice president to take her place in case of emergency but I respect other people who voted for different candidates.

  4. Ang mga bumoto kay Pres. Duterte ay 16 million people, Nirerespeto ko ang mga bumoto ng 16 million votes pero tandaan din sana ng iba na yung 16 million filipino voters ay 39% lang ng mga filipino voters at wala pa sa kalahati ng mga filipino voters kaya majority pa rin ang hindi bumoto sa kanya. 61% ng mga filipino voters ay hindi sya binoto kaya yung ibang mga bumabatikos ay may karapatan din na magpahayag ng kanilang opinyon. Lahat ng mga naging presidente ay binabatikos hindi lang sya kaya wag masyadong balat-sibuyas ang mga nagagalit pag binabatikos ang kanilang mahal na pangulo at may karapatan din silang ipagtanggol ang kanilang pangulo pero mas maganda kung ipaliwanag nila ang argumento kaysa dinadaan lang sa pamemersolnal o pagbibintang ng addict o yellowtard dahil kung marunong kang makipag-argumento sasagutin mo ang issue at hindi dadaanin lang sa personal dahil naubusan na ng isasagot.

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