Mocha Uson Scores Exclusive Meeting with Barack Obama

VIENTIANE, Laos — Famous blogger and vocal Duterte supporter Mocha Uson has managed to score a lengthy and exclusive meeting with U.S. president Barack Obama on the second day of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) Summit.

14218265_10155226757851982_1340643932_nOn Wednesday (Sept. 7), Uson uploaded on her Facebook page a picture taken during her just concluded meeting with Obama.

“I’m very honored to have met and talked to the president of the United States,” Uson wrote on her Facebook page. “Mabuti nalang at nabigyan ako ng pagkakataon na ipaliwanag kay Ginoong Obama ang ibig sabihin na controbersyal na statement ni Pangulong Duterte.

First on her agenda is to explain in detail that President Rodrigo Duterte did not necessarily call Obama a “son of a whore”.

“On behalf of the 16 million Duterte Die-hard  Supporters (DDS), ipinaliwanag ko po na ganun lang talaga magsalita ang ating mahal na pangulo,” she added. “Nagdala din po tayo ng printout nung artikulo na isinulat ng Liberal America, kung saan nakasaad dito ang tunay na ibig sabihin ni Pangulong Duterte.

Other topics discussed were the open letter written by Senator Alan Peter Cayetano, the conspiracy theory about the recent Davao bombing, the “backdoor attack” of the “bayarang yellow media“, as well as allaying fears that Duterte was not really endorsing cannibalism.

Sinabi ko naman na hindi basta-basta kumakain ng tao si Tatay Digong,” assured Uson. “Tanging mga drug adik, pusher, terorista, kontra-Duterte o babaeng nagngangalang Leila De Lima lang ang kinakain nya.”

She added, “Mapili sya sa foods contrary sa mga balita.

According to Uson, Obama was noticeably quiet and fidgety, as if feeling insecure in front of her.

Natakot siguro sya kasi alam nila na malapit tayo sa Mahal na Pangulo,” Uson said. “Alam nilang hindi dapat puwedeng baliwalain ang 16 milyon na Pilipinong bumoto kay Pangulong Duterte. Isama na rin natin ang napakataas na satisfaction rating ng administrasyong Duterte.

Before ending their meeting, Uson reminded Obama that it will never ever be Rodrigo Duterte’s fault if his or the Philippines’ image get tarnished on the international scene.

Kasalanan po ito palagi ng media, na kahit magmukhang sirang plaka na tayo eh, wala nang ginawa kundi sirain ang imahe ng ating minamahal na pangulo,” she said.

Barack Obama apparently just nodded and shook her hand.

102 thoughts on “Mocha Uson Scores Exclusive Meeting with Barack Obama

    • In your dreams ,your so believed in your self what do you think of us ? Idiot like you romaliv? No way the photo is to much noticeable edited by idiot editors also.

    • Haha.. If I know gawa gawa Lang to ng mga yellow tards para siraan si Mocha. Haha.. Account to ng mga yellow tae! Dumbass! We’re not stupid. Pro Duterte here!

    • namn..and who do u think u r to judge if this true or not?!! bitter ka lang anu? now cnu ang mas stupid!! ang bitter at insecure o kaming mga dutertards,oh,proud dutertards,yan kami..at least gumagwa kami ng paraan pra makatulong ksa umupo at walang ginagaw kungdi ang bantayn bawat galaw ng pangulo..na kung saan,gngawa lang nya ang tabaho nya para maging safe ang bansa kung saan ka at ang pamilya mo nkatira!! shame on you!!

      • Tama ka sa iyong mga sinabi kabayan pak pak ika nga.kabayan go lang ng go tayo para sa ating PANGULO DUTERTE at sa ating BANSA PILIPINAS.ang ayaw ng pag babago at ayaw mag move on hayaan mo sila.

  1. To all the lame ass excuses you Filipinos are making over Duterte slandering Obama,

    The larger point remains, DUTERTE DIDN’T HAVE TO OVER-REACT!!! YES, THAT’S WHAT HE DID!! OVER-REACT! LIKE A SISSY, CRY BABY PUSSY!!

    I guess neither does he have the balls to control the whole shitty mess he has created and neither does he have a pair to, ever in his pathetic life, strike an image as magnanimous and glorious as Obama, Putin, Angela Merkel, Ban Ki Moon, Narendra Modi, Shinzo Abe, Xi Jinping. So guess what he decides to do….”Let’s use a pathetic press conference to lash out with cheap, under the belt, crass remarks so I can soothe my inferiority complex a little” because he knows the Filipino people are dumb enough to encourage him. Why didn’t this guy aim to become a stand up comic instead? All of his videos are sensation creating and humor oriented (which by the way non-Filipino people don’t find a bit funny).

    Duterte is a LOOSER!! And a pathetic one at that!!

    He knows he has created a shit storm by a mess that is escalating the country more into backwardness. Everyone knows that his foolish strategy as a hardliner to control the drug menace is wrong. You need to cut out the supply to stop the spread of drugs. Once supply is diminished, the price shoots so high that users will have no other resort but to quit, which further cripples the remaining supply. Instead what has he done? In order to kill 5% of suppliers, he’s killed 95% of the users. Cutting down demand will further reduce the price of drugs and thus encourage more users to get hooked! That’s why every advanced country having a drug menace use strategy, custom control, drug lab “search & destroy” missions, police patrolling, disabling internal corruption, legislation etc etc., POLICIES….not ruthless jungle warfare and mayhem like what Duterte does. What did Columbia do when it saw the increase in Narco traffic? They went after and killed Pablo Escobar, not randomly start killing the Columbian or US people. UAE, Saudi, Malaysia, Singapore have the death sentence if caught selling narcotics but has Duterte announced the same? No! But, in all his limited wisdom, he decides on performing grid wise house shakedowns! Duterte’s own police chief Gen. Ronald Dela Rosa admitted on CNN they cannot win this war. Then why persist instead trying to correct? Spend this time and effort in opening more rehabs and counseling centers? Invest in technology to nab the criminals and drug producers? What he’s doing is just making the shit hit the fan and nothing else, creating pandemonium, chaos and confusion. Far larger and advanced countries haven’t cracked down so viciously as him because they know no substantial solution will be achieved that way and the vice will just continue to rear its head up until one day you can fight no more.

    Can anyone name one other reform Duterte has globally announced in international media to make the Philippines better, whether it is economic reforms, military spending, education, healthcare, manufacturing, GDP growth, taxation, imports/exports, infrastructure development, aviation, monetary policy, fiscal budgets, investment, tourism etc.?… How are you going to combat China if it attacks? Is the Philippines ready to take on China in a full bloodied war? Has it improved their defense systems?
    No, instead Duterte prefers to crack silly jokes, entertain his audience with obscene remarks and lash out against public figures ( the Pope, Ban ki Moon, Obama, rape jokes).These are people who have achieved laurels in the arena of human development, Duterte hasn’t done shit except bring sorrow and grief to the people.

    If he hates the US so much and doesn’t like its interference, CAN HE CLOSE DOWN ALL MILITARY BASES IN THE PHILIPPINES? DOES HE HAVE THE BALLS TO DO THAT??? NO!! Because very selfishly he knows that if China threatens to put a missile up his ass he needs the POTUS to rescue him. This brings to light his impotency and foolishness.

    Shut up Duterte! You won’t ever be a Hitler or Stalin. Move into stand-up comedy. Maybe you’ll earn better fame that way.

    • Don’t generalize bro. Those are merely 16M more or less of the 100M+ filipinos. They do not represent the sentiments of the majority who are against his misdemeanors.

      • OVER 21M bumoto at dinaya lng ng PCOS nyo.. sa 21m na yan may mga pamilya at anak pa yan and lalo na sa OFW na solido Duterte na hndi nakaboto… 91% supports Duterte FYI.. dahil naka move on na sila sa eleksyun.. kayong mga bobo ang ayaw tumanggap sa panalo nya gago!!!

    • You should be the one to shut up … when you’re not physically here and all you do is read and watch the news, you have no right to comment that way .

      • How many Filipinos are multi million dollar Global company CEO’s……..NIL!!

        How many Filipinos hold a position in standing at the WorldBank, IMF, UN……ZILTCH!!

        How many Filipinos have stood out in any NASA or CERN based scientific expeditions………ZERO!!!

        How many Filipinos have won a Nobel prize….NOT ONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY!! (Now Franz Ontal was a part of OPCW and didn’t win it all for himself like many of you would argue)

        How many Filipino writers have made it big onto a global scale with their books…..THEY COULDN’T”T FIND ANYONE WHO WOULD TAKE UP THE JOB TO PROOF READ UNLESS THEY WANTED A FREE TICKET TO THE ASYLUM……(actually there can be only one mention…that is Joseph Rizal and he wrote a book “The Indolence of the Filipino “!!!! Hahhahahahaha…..the comedy in that one practically writes itself……

        How many times do we see the president of The Philippines on international News, Conferences, part of Organisations……….uuhhhh….CAN”T REMEMBER……UNTIL NOW WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD IS LAUGHING ON HIM FOR BEING A JACKASS!!!

        Name one Filipino who has contributed in the past to any substantial scientific breakthrough, established any groundbreaking economic theory, in medical research, engineering or software programming????

        Any Filipino company that has made it to a Global Conglomerate status??

        Any Filipino business billionaire who has reached the likes of Richard Branson, Mukesh Ambani, Mark Zuckerberg, Warren Buffet, Wang Jianlin, Steve Jobs, Bill Gates………..the highest ranking Filipino billionaire is on pathetic #73 on Forbes and the Philippines has a total sprinkling football club of 11 billionaires….any idea how many the US has….they kick some pinoy ass at a whooping #536, your neighbor China at #213….India …..#111…..these people don’t make don’t just make noise like you all do…they perform….because they have a leader who leads from the front….

        It’s really sick how you Filipinos always want to rub in your face of what a great people you are until when someone comes and shows you the truth …..when you then play the “pity us” card, which is “we are suffering here because we didn’t get the same chances as the rest of the world bla bla bla…..”…….instead of having a leader to improve and support your cause , Duterte sinks your entire country into isolationism…..well…..since you all are even so happy about it……congratulations and you deserve it!!!!

    • You shut up too! you never experience to live in Philippines so you better shut up and if you did experienced live here, you must be living in fancy accomodation for you to say this stupid allegations about our President Duterte here in Philippines. Know the culture and the person you dare to discriminate! He is trustful man and respectful man who work with honesty and integrity who do what is best for his country. What you do is totally comparable to a dead rat which you can smell from you breath which close to your mouth. You have no sense of humor at all and common sense. You think your clever but you are the most stupid animal I evee known through your bullshit comment. Go to hell!!!!

      • REPORTER : Mr. Duterte, your comments on an Australian missionary being gang raped in your constituency as a mayor??

        DUTERTE : She was so beautiful….the mayor should have been first in line to rape her.

        REPORTER : Oh dam!! OK….you don’t like being stuck in traffic….does it irritate you??

        DUTERTE : Yeah …..once I was stuck for so long because of the f***ing Pope!!! F*** him!!! Don’t let him in the country again!!!

        REPORTER : Ouch!! But I thought the Philippines is a Catholic country…..anyway…the American Ambassador is critical of your comments about degrading victims of rape?? What do you have to say about that?

        DUTERTE : F*** him that gay son of a whore!!

        REPORTER : The POTUS is alarmed about human rights violations…

        DUTERTE : F*** him Son of a whore!! I will curse him in the forum of the UN/ASEAN

        REPORTER : Wow!! :last question please….It is said you are a womanizer??

        DUTERTE : Well I have a penis don’t I ? I take viagra…..it stands up….what you want me to do????

        Trustful and respectful man????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

    • And so do u! Di Maka move on mga yellow bleeding hearts kasi mga L! Big LOSERS! GOT NO BALLS! 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

    • we dont care what your oppontion to our president .for 6 million filipino we agree what he is doing. Tanga ka at d mu alam cinasabi mu bobo

    • You shut up stupid pinoy slayer!!!Pres.Duterte is a Pres. What about you???what did you do in your own country??you are like un animal or a garbage.

      • REPORTER : Mr. Duterte, your comments on an Australian missionary being gang raped in your constituency as a mayor??

        DUTERTE : She was so beautiful….the mayor should have been first in line to rape her.

        REPORTER : Oh dam!! OK….you don’t like being stuck in traffic….does it irritate you??

        DUTERTE : Yeah …..once I was stuck for so long because of the fucking Pope!!! Fuck him!!! Don’t let him in the country again!!!

        REPORTER : Ouch!! But I thought the Philippines is a Catholic country…..anyway…the American Ambassador is critical of your comments about degrading victims of rape?? What do you have to say about that?

        DUTERTE : Fuck him that gay son of a whore!!

        REPORTER : The POTUS is alarmed about human rights violations…

        DUTERTE : Fuck him Son of a whore!! I will curse him in the forum of the UN/ASEAN

        REPORTER : Wow!! :last question please….It is said you are a womanizer??

        DUTERTE : Well I have a penis don’t I ? I take viagra…..it stands up….what you want me to do????

        AND YOU SAY HE IS PRESIDENT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • shame on you pathetic pinoy slayer!! you do not know what u r talking about..you are nothing but a pathetic insecure and bitter cretic..nagmamalinis ka lang at nagmamagaling..may nagawa ka na ba para sa bansa para magyabang ka sa blog na ito?!! the nerve..kung may nagawa ka ng kabutihan sa bansa,saka ka magmayabang!!

    • My god man why are you so bitter? Are you a paid yellowtard too? You have written a very intelligent rambling which only shows that you know nothing of the Philippines and our very much respected president. Do something good with your intelligence but if you are highly paid then we can’t blame you if you choose to continue bashing our president and 91 pct of the Philippine populace. God bless you man.

    • Dami mong sinasabi hindi ako nakapagtapos ng pag aaral dahil hirap lang kami
      Mas ginusto ko pa hindi bumoto sa tatlo nakaraan na pangulong election kay sa ibuto ko sila na walang kwinta mga pangulo atsa ka hindi ko tinapos Basahin yong comment kagaya rin sa nakaraan na administration walang kwinta gumawa knalang kabutihan sa kapwa MO may aanihin kapang good karma

    • hi you shut up , you’re just blinded being a yellowtards.., wether you accept it or not , in just two months Duterte has done too much progress in our nation which no other President did ever before !!! IKAW NAKAKATULONG KA BA SA BANSA NA ALAM MONG LUBOG NA LUBOG NA SA KAGAGAWAN NG NAK
      ARAANG ADMIN ?

  2. Of all the satire sites I’ve already visited, So What’s News is the best. Especially if there are commenters who seriously thinks that the contents of the article is real. Their comments are more funny than the article itself.😀

    • Agree. I skip the article aka trash itself, and just scroll down to the bottom where the comments are more entertaining than the 2 afternoon variety shows I used to watch. 😀😀

    • Agreed. What’s even funnier is Mocha Unson herself does not seem to understand the concept of satire. Funny how these robots flood the comments section.

  3. Why is everyone so protective of the “The Punisher” as if he is a baby and resort to back peddling with inexplicable excuses instead of just admitting the mistake. Does he have to hide behind women now when he’s scared after shooting his filthy mouth??? Doesn’t he have a pair to boldly stand up and say YES!! I CALLED HIM THAT, instead women have to run around defending their poor darling comedian of a president??? But again it is the trait of the Filipino to go on and on and on and on to infinity with idiotic and senseless excuses.
    Listen lady….first, clean your ears…..he said “putang ina MO”…(loosely translated as SOB, SOW, MF ) so don’t humiliate yourself….second….going with your ham handed excuse, whatever is the case, THIS IS NOT PRESIDENTIAL LANGUAGE!!! Name one president anywhere who has resorted to language of this sort at an official press conference. Thirdly, Obama hasn’t even threatened your country with sanctions or other forms of corrective measures….he didn’t have to lash out with that fake machismo which looks so funny, so don’t find a shitty excuse to rescue your pretty little comedian of a president. You all like his mouth because you all, as a nation, are as lowdown and trashy just like him. And lastly, this whole cock and bull excuse, didn’t come from Duterte!! He admits calling him what exactly is mentioned in the media….so why are you so protective??? Are you one off his many mistresses?? Or hope that he reads this and makes you one???Obama nervous, fidgety and insecure against a nondescript, insignificant, chick of a hatch ling? Is Duterte giving you drugs? Do yourself a favor….roll over and die.

    • You shut up too! you never experience to live in Philippines so you better shut up and if you did experienced live here, you must be living in fancy accomodation for you to say this stupid allegations about our President Duterte here in Philippines. Know the culture and the person you dare to discriminate! He is trustful man and respectful man who work with honesty and integrity who do what is best for his country. What you do is totally comparable to a dead rat which you can smell from you breath which close to your mouth. You have no sense of humor at all and common sense. You think your clever but you are the most stupid animal I evee known through your bullshit comment. Go to hell!!

    • And why are sooooooo fucking bittteeeeerrrrrr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • You really have gone crazy. Are you high while writing your piece of shit? If you have balls show your face. Otherwise you shut up or go into hiding because we can track you down. Take care

      • No am not crazy but am high on Filipino idiocity and foolishness…..apparently it’s a very addictive drug and am enjoying it very much…..please give me more…..so the Central Idiocity Agency of the Philippines – track me down??? When?? In the year 2050???

    • No one’s worried about him, he can stand for himself in case you don’t know. He’s done that for more than 35 years as a politician. You, on the other hand, need to be very careful on your choice of words. Filipinos tend to be very sensitive when it comes to political matters and unfortunately, you are very traceable and visible to us. You might want to lay off on giving opinions on matters that you know nothing about. This might be a fake news website, but don’t be too lenient. Someone very intelligent might pick up on what you say and start doing something… Take care.

      • Hahahahaha……you are quite the comedian….just like your President…..you’re the one with the name “Anonymous” and asking me to identify myself…..and so what will you do??? Sent the Central Idiocity Agency of the Philippines to assassinate me? Ok…let me help you….I’ll tell you where you can send them and we’ll meet to have a cup of tea and discuss the stand up comedy of President Duterte…..are you in the Philippines?? Ok am visiting there next month….make your job easier….

    • This Pinoy Slayer is a “jealous creature kind of a man as to the attention the president is getting”. He is trying to BRAINWASH US”. My god man why are you so bitter? Are you a paid yellowtard too? You have written a very intelligent rambling which only shows that you know nothing of the Philippines and our very much respected president. Do something good with your intelligence but if you are highly paid then we can’t blame you if you choose to continue bashing our president and 91 pct of the Philippine populace. God bless you man. Pinoy Slayer you are just a show off. You think you know everything. Why don’t you go and be the President yourself if you’re that nerd? Nobody stops you from running in the said position why irritate people, you insecure asshole. At the end of the day the President is smart after all, he won the election and that’s an accomplishment. That’s one thing your nerdness failed because you couldn’t get million votes like he did, now who’s genius here, you go figure. And if you can’t stand us, you eat your own shit.

      • TOTAL REGISTERED VOTERS = 54,000,000/-
        TOTAL BALLOTS CAST = 42,578,614/- (79%)
        TOTAL DUTERTE VOTE TALLY = 16,601,997/-
        POPULATION OF THE
        PHILIPPINES = 102,605,000/-

        HOW THE F*** IS IT 91% OF FILIPINOS SUPPORTING DUTERTE!!!

        SHE IS SO DUMB SHE CAN’T EVEN JUDGE THE FACTS!!!

        Approx 58.5 million i.e. MORE THAN HALF THE POPULATION DIDN’T EVEN VOTE IN THE ELECTIONS !!!!!

        EVEN CONSIDERING FROM THE PEOPLE WHO DID VOTE, ONLY 39% SUPPORT DUTERTE!!!!

        SO FROM WHERE IS SHE GETTING 91%!!!!!

        Duterte is just enjoying silently whlle the Dutertards spread rumors with crazy videos like this !!!!

  4. wow! galing ng gumawa ng storya. pang tv patrol or horror. padala mo na sa maala-ala or wansapanataym ng ABS-CBN, dagdag kita ka pa ng milyones, .. tsk tsk.. desperado na talaga…

  5. I don’t think you have the right to comment this way. If you’re not a Filipino then you don’t understand what is going on. Cmon, you are better than this. I need to ask, are you even feeling okay? Why do you think 16 million Filipinos are ready to fight for him? take the hint man, you are not legit enough to give your biased comments. It’s very uncalled for. We never expect foreigners to understand what is happening in our country, it’s because you didn’t live with it. Just watch something useful and refrain from spreading trash talks. Please you have nothing to do with our problem man, maybe take your life seriously and get a job, or get married, I don’t know, I’m thinking out loud to get you do something useful.

    • TOTAL REGISTERED VOTERS = 54,000,000/-
      TOTAL BALLOTS CAST = 42,578,614/- (79%)
      TOTAL DUTERTE VOTE TALLY = 16,601,997/-
      POPULATION OF THE
      PHILIPPINES = 102,605,000/-

      HOW THE F*** IS IT 91% OF FILIPINOS SUPPORTING DUTERTE!!!

      SHE IS SO DUMB SHE CAN’T EVEN JUDGE THE FACTS!!!

      Approx 58.5 million i.e. MORE THAN HALF THE POPULATION DIDN’T EVEN VOTE IN THE ELECTIONS !!!!!

      EVEN CONSIDERING FROM THE PEOPLE WHO DID VOTE, ONLY 39% SUPPORT DUTERTE!!!!

      SO FROM WHERE IS SHE GETTING 91%!!!!!

      Duterte is just enjoying silently whlle the Dutertards spread rumors with crazy videos like this !!!!

  6. This is is just a plain slandeting chismis , so sad media profesional are just making chismiss blog cause nobody believe them anymore sooner or later they will hungry cause thry lost their job…I cant wait to see that

  7. Photshop na lang d a galingan, ayusin naman. So Mr. US President Obama, can understand tagalog. Over Sarcastic, does anyone watch The Big Bang Theory? Those conversation is same as talking to Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

    • Nung nagbasa ka ba hindi mo nakita na nakalagay SATIRICAL? I-google mo boy tapos bili ka ng utak sa palengke. Damihan mo na tapos ipamahagi mo sa mga katulad mong inutil.

  8. I don’t understand the hate coming from Mocha/Duterte supporters. There’s nothing on the article na kasiraan sa kanila. Ginawa lang satire na kunwari nakausap ni Mocha si Obama – to voice out kung ano yung talagang pinagsasasabi nila sa social media. Magbasa muna kasi bago react. Wag magpalunod sa agos ng katangahan.

    • Jusko SATIRE nga! Ang daming nang bobong nagcomment dito na hindi nag-google ano ibig sabihin nyan, dumagdag ka pa. Mga katangahan nyo mas malala pa kesa sa problema sa shabu e. Sana may rehab din para sa mga walang laman ang utak kagaya mo.

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