Nancy Binay Accidentally Signs Subcommittee Report Recommending Plunder Charges Against Dad

nancy_binayMANILA, Philippines  — Saying that the testimonies and evidence on allegations of corruption against whoever it was the Senate Blue Ribbon was investigating at the moment were “irrefutable”, Senator Nancy Binay accidentally signed the subcommittee report recommending plunder charges against the former mayor of Makati, not knowing it was her father, Vice President Jejomar Binay, all along.

Grabe ah, I was skimming through the report, ang reaction ko lang is, ‘Ang kapal naman ng mukha neto‘”, said Senator Nancy Binay. “Ikaw na nga etong iniimbita para magpaliwanag at linisin ang pangalan, ikaw pa yung tumanggi at mayabang!

She added, “Kumukulo yung dugo ko habang binabasa ko yung report. Napaka-blatant ng corruption na nangyayari sa syudad na yun ah.

After skimming through the subcommittee report, the senator hurriedly affixed her signature out of disgust by the unscrupulous practice of this public official.

Her staff, surprised at the turn of events asked her, “Ma’am, sure po ba kayo na pipirmahan nyo yan?

Without blinking an eye, she answered, “Of course! We were elected to this position para pigilian etong mga mapang-abusong politicians at ang kanilang mga masasamang gawain na ang tanging layunin ay payamanin ang kanilang mga bulsa!

Pero tatay nyo yan, Ma’am,” her staff added. “Tatay nyo yang sinasabi nyong makapal ang mukha, mayabang, mapang-abuso at blatant ang corruption sa Makati na ang tanging layunin ay magpayaman lang ng bulsa.

Ha?” said a confused Binay, obviously missing the fact that it was her father she was alluding to all this time, as her staff hands over the correction tape for her to use.

264 thoughts on “Nancy Binay Accidentally Signs Subcommittee Report Recommending Plunder Charges Against Dad

    • hndi nagbabasa maigi or hndi naintindihan ung nilalaman ng pinirmahan nya?! tsk tsk, poor philippines nagpapaupo ng mga inappropriate politics!! kelan ka ba babangon pinas kung may mga ganyang klaseng politiko na nagpapatakbo ng pinas. i am not maka-MARCOS pero look at the huge difference during Marcos time!!!!

      • Huwag na naman nating balikan yang mga Marcoses, aminin natin o hindi sa kanila nag-umpisa ang corruption at ang pagpapatay ng mga aktibista. I must admit Marcos could have been a great leader like Lee Kuan Yew, Park Chung Hee, & Chiang Kai Shek, but in his later years got greedy to and took ove ownership of all big corporations/companies, only to be double crossed by his dummies. Are we not supposed to be asking ourselves how did GOVT. CORPS. like PNB & PAL all of a sudden became privately owned.

      • Isa pang tanga na naniwala agad sa article. Satirical lang po… gamit din ng utak minsan

      • Do you know what you are uttering Hija Danica Torres? Such a pity.. Maganda ka pa naman but seems your brains seem to be in between your legs.. Do your reasearch properly hija ha?

      • I would not say di nya naintindihan..
        infact i would say the opposite she perfectly understand what she was signing. It’s just surprising how can her perspective change kapag hindi nya alam na tatay nta ang tinutukoy.

      • So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

      • AGREE PO MA’AM,
        HINDI PO TALAGA NAINTINDIHAN YUNG NILALAMAN NG PINIRMAHAN NYA…

        “Grabe ah, I was skimming through the report, ang reaction ko lang is, ‘Ang kapal naman ng mukha neto‘”, said Senator Nancy Binay. “Ikaw na nga etong iniimbita para magpaliwanag at linisin ang pangalan, ikaw pa yung tumanggi at mayabang!“

        She added, “Kumukulo yung dugo ko habang binabasa ko yung report. Napaka-blatant ng corruption na nangyayari sa syudad na yun ah.“
        Her staff, surprised at the turn of events asked her, “Ma’am, sure po ba kayo na pipirmahan nyo yan?“

        Without blinking an eye, she answered, “Of course! We were elected to this position para pigilian etong mga mapang-abusong politicians at ang kanilang mga masasamang gawain na ang tanging layunin ay payamanin ang kanilang mga bulsa!“

        “Pero tatay nyo yan, Ma’am,” her staff added. “Tatay nyo yang sinasabi nyong makapal ang mukha, mayabang, mapang-abuso at blatant ang corruption sa Makati na ang tanging layunin ay magpayaman lang ng bulsa.“

        KAWAWA PO ANG PILIPINAS KAPAG ANG AMA NITO ANG NAUPO BILANG PRESIDENTE NANG PILIPINAS…

      • bakit sa panahon b ni macoy pinili nya mga senadores nya?wag mo na ibalik ang imahe ni macoy lalo lang gumugulo ang mundo ..kahit nga bta tanungin mo alam nila ginawa ni macoy..tsk tsk tsk patahimikin mo na c apo lakay ,,dahil malamang nagsisi na un ng kasalanan nya sa bayan..

      • after 20 years of marcos regime ang stand ng pilipinas pinakakulelat in terms of economy and debt, lumubog sa utang. bedore marcos ang pilipinas second sa overall standing based on central banks information. hanggang ngayon nasa mga marcos pa ang inutang sa world bank

      • ANG TANGA TANGA NI NANCY.PAANO BA NAGING SENATOR YAN EH MUKHANG KATULONG EH. NILUTO NA NAMAN NG TATAY NYANG NOGNOG.
        ANG NAKAKA IRETA DENY NG DENY SI TATANG BINAY PERO KAHIT SINONG BOBO AY HALATA NA ANG MGA DUMMY AY NABABAYARAN AT NAPANGAKUAN SAKALING MAGUNG PRESIDENT SYA.
        ANG TAONG BOBOTO SA MGA MAGNANAKAW NA TULAD NILA ANG MAGING MAGNANAKAW NARIN AT TANGA.
        NAKAKAHIYA ANG PILIPINAS PURO CORRUPTION ANG NGYAYARI.
        GANYAN KAMI SA MAKATI KUNG PAANO MAGNAKAW. KAYA BOBOTO NYO AKO AT BABAYARAN KO KAU .KAYA YONG MGA TAONG PINALAMON NG NAKAW ANG NAGDUDUSA.
        WALANG HIYA KAYONG MGA BINAY. MAGNANAKAW KAU DAPAT SA INYO SUNUGIN NG BUHAY!

      • tama…. kahit bulag nakikita diperensya ng PINAS under marcos at ngayon.. hindi pa ako matanda pero naabutan ko ang ilan sa mga programs nuon na ngayon ay unabis wala..

    • VP BINAY MAG ISIP ISIP NA KAYO ABA PATI SI SENATOR NANCY BINAY PUMIRNA NG PAGSASAMPA NG KASONG PLUNDER LABAN SA INYO. HE HE

    • HUWAG KAMI NANCY! HUWAG KAMI. GALING MO MAGSALITA HIPOKS KA RIN NAMAN! MAGSAMA KAYO NI MIRIAM!

    • At least she knows what is right but she negates what is right when it involves her family. She is not the kind of public servant who goes for what is right regardless who is involved.

    • Grabi pala talaga ang pangungurap ng mga BINAYmag mula Sa nanay, tatay at mga anak.Super greedy! Kaya yong sinabi NI Nancy BINAY against sa mga taong corrupt at sa sariling ama mismo.

    • Nancy Binay motive to sign is obviously logic and honest, but once she realise it involves her father she erase it not because of his father is involved but due to her conviction that her father is falsely accused of the charges, but as naive and unprofessional she would read the whole article before signing..

      Only the presentation of Facts and evidences in the court would determine whether his father would be found guilty…

    • Yes, tanga talaga mukhang katulong pa.
      Yong kapatid naman paiyak iyak pa at one year na daddapat at itigil na.
      Abah sabihin nya sa tatay nya na humarap sa sinafo.
      Psano titigil eh sa dami nilang ninakaw.
      Mga guhaman sa pera. At hHindi PABA sapat na ebidensya ang mga whistle blower athHindi lang I is a or dalawa. Bakit na Hindi pa yan kinukulong.

  1. God’s is always Good….!!! Lalabas angkatotohanan na nanggagaling din sa inyo..!!! Maaawa kayo! Maraming nag hihirap pero kayo hindi kontinto!!! Paano nyo nalunok ang kinakain nyo?? Na puro nakaw??? Get lost!!!

    • Religion made you so stupid you actually believe this article is real. Its satire news you ignorant bible freak. Welcome to the internet. Where religious people come to die.

      • If you do not have the courage to identify yourself, then you do not have the right to criticize those who have the guts to identify themselves. Religion is part of culture in all countries, they differ, but still believes in GOD. If you do not believe in GOD, poor you, cause there is no country w/out a religion, and definitely you do not belong in the Philippines.

      • Stop criticizing comments when you don’t even have the guts to identify yourself. Stop hiding under Anonymous cover and be brave to show yourself. Then, you will be credible.

      • Huwag kang magmumuta dito brod.. Nagmumukha kang asong kalye.. At huwag kang magtago sa unanimous…bakit wala kang bayag?

      • sobra ka naman magsalita, sobrang talino tingin mo sarili. kung ikaw kaya mamatay dahil mas marami ang religious people na magdasal para sa yo.

    • PAANO sila maawa sa MGA tao NA naghihirap eh ANG MAGNANAKAW ANG inaatupag ng MGA Nognog family nayan.
      KAYA ANG kasabihan ANG apple at Hindi mamunga ng mangga. Synod sa yapak ng MGAmagulang nila.
      Dapat nMGA impeach NA yang BINAY NA yan.MAITIM ANG BUDHI NYA NAKAKAHIYA SYA, AKALA MO KING SYA PIPILI NG VENUE NG PAG DEDEBATE PERO SYA RIN ANG UMATRAS HINDI BA NAKAKAHIYA SYA VP PA NAMAN SYA MEANING TAKOT SYA WALANG BAYAG.KAPAL GUILTY SYA KASI AYAW HUMARAP.

    • Mabuti pa sa panahon ni Marcos cya lang sang corup ngayon ultimo barangy captain corup na kayong mga galit Kay Marcos may nagawa ba kayo kahit kunti para sa bayan wala diba puro lang kayo sisi sa nakaupo

  2. Mas tanga ung mga naniniwala at sineseryoso tong satirical article na to.haha This website was made to make us laugh. Satire nga eh. Oh sige search nyo muna meaning ng satire sa mga hindi nakaka intindi. hahaha

  3. Nakakatawa, kung TOTOO man ang naging katangahan niya, hindi pala niya alam na Silang Pamilya niya ang Inaakusahan, hahahaha…..Bigyan ng ” Wheelchair ” ang tatay niyannnn…….

  4. nakaka alarma yang ganyan may opisyal tayong hindi man lang inuunawa or inaaaral yung mga dokumento bago pirmahan, paano nlang kung ang nakasaad sa dokumento ay for sale na pala ang pilipinas sa china ..basta nalng pipirma….yari na si juan…. ….wala ng bansa huhuhu..

      • Kailangan pa ba talagang pag-aralan lalo na kung nasundan mo naman at Senate hearings?????? at kung anuman ang nababasang article sa internet is the exact replay of the Senate hearings????? Bakit hindi mo pa deretsahin, miyembro ka ng BINAY-ARAN?????

  5. Sa mga nagsasabi na tanga si Nancy Binay, sila ang mas tanga! Kasi, alin sa dalawa – di nila nabasa nag nakasulat sa itaas na SATIRICAL article cya, o kaya naman di nila alam ang ibig sabihin ng SATIRICAL. FYI: Ang ibig sabihin ng SATIRICAL ay FAKE O HINDI TOTOO.

  6. I can’t believe it. how come that the neophyte senator doesn’t know the issue of her family. Don’t be sarcastic be natural, I am not pro Binay (actually I am against because of their ill-gotten wealth came from the kickback at the coffer of Makati City and National Government) but making this kind of issue is not a proper because you make a readers as ignorant about the truth.

    • Is the constitution only for the wealthy not to follow, age 35 to run for office not 20, just another dynasty in process. The constitution unless changed and ratified she should not even be there to sign anything

    • Maaring tama ka ok si Marcos duon sa 1st 10 years niya sa puwesto, pero sa huling 10 taon, nasira si Marcos dahil sa abuso laban sa human rights, pag-agaw ng mga corporation, at pagnanakaw sa kaban ng bayan? Nanghihinayang din ako, dahil dapat sana mas magaling siya kesa kay Park Chung Hee, Lede Kuan Yew, and Ching Kai Sheck. Para mo naming sinabi na napakagago ng mga PINOY at pinalayas siya
      sa Malacanang. Ilocano ka siguro!!!!!!

  7. SATIRICAL nga ito article eh, bakit hinihingian nyo pa kasi ng comment…. useless, sayang oras, tuloy nag aaway na sila dito! Stop it! …. in the name of love! Lol

    • Mas nakakatuwa nga magbasa ng comment e. Lumalabas kung sino talaga yung mga nagbabasa ng article.🙂

  8. kung satire tong post na to bakit hndi ko makita sa wall ko?? if this is only a satirical post should there be a statement saying that it is? d lumalabas eh gamit ko kasi mobile..

  9. Brod kwawa ka naman pinagtulungan ka nla, di ksi nila alam n this article is just for fun, akala kc nla totoong article…late n nla n realize n fake to, dun lng s pgsabi mo kung ano ang satirical, eh nhiya n cguro silang bawiin ung stàtement nla kya pgpasensyahan mo nlng cla… Para ho s di nka getz, kgaya lng po ito s mga erap jokes n ngsilabasan noon!!! Xample.. Mr. President kumusta po ung peace & order ntin s maynila…. Ah ok po ung peace ntin marami po tayong stocks pero ung order medyo my problema ksi mhina ang order ngaun s ating mga peace… Hehehe getz nyo n? Ung peace…. Fish!!!!

  10. Tama na ang mga comments at debate, iisa lang ang solusyun sa lahat ng problema sa Pilipinas dahil ilang dekada na ang nagdaan ganoon pa rin walang pagbabago puro kurakot ang mga leader, makinig kayo ay! basahin ninyo pala ang sasabihin kong solusyun….ibigay natin sa America O Britania ang pamamahala sa bayan natin, after 20 years tignan ninyo mababago ang lahat, alam ko ang iniisip ninyo! nawala ang pagka patriotic ko pero isipin ninyo ang mga bayani natin, nagbuwis ng buhay upang magkaroon tayo ng kalayaan!! sa tingin niyo ba may kalayaan ang mga Pilipino? Kung buhay pa yang mga bayani natin sasabihin nila na buti pang hinayaan nalang na under tayo ng America at naging state ng America ang pilipinas asensado sana ang buhay ng mga Pilipino, tignan ninyo ang Hongkong, Singgapore, Guam ay iba pang lugar na under ng America O Britanya maganda ang mga buhay nila at wala kang marinig na reklamo, sa ngayon ang mga Pinoy ay alipin sa sariling Bansa ng mga buwayang politiko at ang iba ay pumopunta sa ibang Bansa para magpaalipin na ang resulta ay minamaltrato ng mga amo! sayang lang ang buhay ng mga bayani, sa ngayon hindi bayani ang kailangan natin kundi praktikal, gets ninyo? o di gawin ninyo !!!!

  11. Madam Nancy Binay.. your initial reaction is also our reaction to this corrupt politician.. kumululo din and dugo namin sa abusadong mga mapang-abusong politicians at ang kanilang mga masasamang gawain na ang tanging layunin ay payamanin ang kanilang mga bulsa!“………… HINDI NA DAPAT IBOTO PA ANG TAONG YAN…..
    =)

    • Hahahhahahahaha….. natawa ako sobra me too……..galit ako s mga ganyang kalseng tyo n mga abusado Na ang tanhing layunin ay ang mapayaman ang kanilang mga bulsa. hahaha..baka kng ang tatay nla ang mg presidente baka first time nting mgkaroon nga king and queen in the philippines saan k ba nakakita gabi pinapayungan wla namang ulan. Tsk..hahahha

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  13. This could give us an insight on where we should stand if it would happen to us… it will measure our own principle, value and faith.

  14. Everyone hasn’t read the article. Whoever wrote this, should have proof read it and check for grammar errors and spellings.

  15. However, it is ethical that we should respect her decision in case she change her mind to retract her signature.

  16. Gawa gawa ng mga taonmg mas iniintindi ang mga ganitong bagay kaysa pag isipan kung paano bibigyan ng classrooms ang libo libong estudyanteng nakaupo lang sa sahig

  17. Huhusgahan din ang sumulat nito. Di bale sana kung totoo. Kahit siguro elementary graduate hindi magpapakatanga ng ganito. Ginagago mo naman kaming mga Pinoy eh.

  18. sat·ire
    ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
    noun
    the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues

  19. paikutin nu na lahat ng roleta pero hindi kami na nakakabasa ng balitang ito, ganyan ang istilong pulitikong pagdating na sa peligro ay laglagan na kahit kapatid o ama man xa. anyway kahit sayang ang oras sa pagbasa ng story telling nu ay lalo naman nabuksan ang uliat namin na wala talagang aasahan sa inyong lahat.

  20. the comments only show how bobo pinoys are. does not know what satire is even when our descendants use it in sarsuelas in olden times.. pinoys react immediately without thinking to the point that they spread anything bad about our country be it rumour or truth to the social media through their comments.. it makes a sour impression to other foreign nationality and it makes our country very unpopular..

    • Correction po. We are popularly popular because of our Pilipino wit and humor na maraming words with hidden meanings between the lines. Satire na nga kung satire pero ingat lang si mam senator Binay dahil kung smart ang kanyang secretary, baka ang susunod na pipermahan nya ay kanyang resignation letter, hehe.

    • How ironic that you call anyone bobo at all. Maybe you should do yourself a favor and try to learn how to write proper sentences first. Proofread what you’re writing so you don’t miss any grammar lapse. And what the f*** is foreign nationality in that sentence of yours? Is that supposed to be a noun?

      • hahahaha saan kaya nya napulot ang word na foreign nationality. wag kasi magmagaling andrea. I don’t think na foreign tong kumag na to.

      • Thanks for pointing that out. Napawi ang pagkakulo ng dugo ko sa pagsasabi nyang bobo ang pinoy.. I-generalize daw ba ang pinoy?!

    • Can you please check your dictionary and find what is the meaning of the word Descendant! You don’t know what you are talking about

    • Grammar correction . . . ” does not know what satire is …. and not ” do not know what satire is.. because your subject is Pinoys ( they) , hence your verb should not be in the 3rd person present tense singular.. English teacher here… NOW who is bobo ?

  21. Her impression on what she read about, that pushed her affixed her signature is the truth. When she changed her mind upon knowing that it is his father who was being alluded to in the report, that made her deleted her signature, is another truth: that indeed she is not a true public servant .(nakakahiya masyado na talaga ang pamilya nyo, yung balat nyo indicates the kind of what you truly are).

  22. Funny because a lot of people commenting here thinks this is a “panira” news. Mga bobo. SATIRICAL NEWS nga dibah?? May internet naman kau, search nyu ha ano meaning ng satire.

    • ano bang magawa mo kung gusto nilang gawing totoo…at isiping nagawa talaga ni nancy binay ang pumirma sa report…alam natin na may mga tao na gustong pag usapan ang kahit anong bagay lalo nat malapit na ang election…panira man yan o hindi, hindi ka makaka iwas na may mag comment nang laban sa pamilyang ito…peace out there.

  23. ang masasabi ko lang maraming tao ang napapaniwala agad kahit gawa gawa lang ang story telling,,,nag jujudge na agad tayo..hahahaha….

  24. How I wish totoo eto. Si Nancy pa eh napaka talino nyan haha! Tapos kunwari ako yung assistant, di ko bibigyan ng correction tape yan. Sasabihin ko lang, ma’am touch move haha!

  25. aminin man nting pwde maga nya yn…atleast kaikita kung san napupunta ang pera…e ung iba jn..sa hospital na dnadla dhil pti na yata pera kinakain na..wahahahaha

  26. sat·ire
    ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
    noun
    the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues….bigay ito ng isang nag comment dito,,,yong meaning ng satire binigay pa nya…pero kung ma pansin nyo naka lagay jan ” to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices…sabihin na natin joke lang yan…people create things and ideas because they know it from other people, baka may basihan ang author dito and he wanted to take some ideas at ito tayo nag bigay ng own opinion natin na pwedi talagang nangyari…at pwedi rin hindi totoo pero mas MAGANDANG pag Usapan kasi ang BINAY family ngayon kasi target sila ng intriga…intriga can be totoo or hindi pero most likely totoo yan…i am entitled to my own opinion right…no one can dis agree kahit mali man o tama ikaw yan dapat din panindigan…”TO EXPOSE AND CRITICIZE PEOPLE’S STUPIDITY”

  27. obvious namang satirical article to. pero hoy nancy binay ang itim itim mo sing itim ng budhi ng buong angkan mo

  28. They’re trying to clean their name. We don’t deserve to be lied to. You shouldn’t have done this in the first place. We deserve to know the truth. By releasing this article, this just proves that all the allegations are all true. You don’t deserve the sympathy of all the Filipino citizens. You are where you are because they voted for you; they trusted you, but then again you just prove that you are really good for nothing. You don’t deserve to be called a leader. In fact, people like you are the reason why we are stuck in a corner, starving to death. No place to be called home. The reason why there’s no progress at all.

    We all need a leader that is selfless, respectable, and strong. Like Mayor Rodrigo Duterte and Sen. Miriam Santiago. Yes, they have a lot of critics. That just proves that they’re doing the right thing; for the good of our country. Their critics try to sabotage them controversial issues, but they stand still. They get never get affected by those issues because they know that as long as we have them, we’ll always have hope that someday, it’ll get better. I adore them for being so responsible individuals. The Philippines needs a leader as strong as they are. They already proved how great leader they are without publicizing anything to public.
    ACTION SPEAKS BETTER THAN WORDS!

    We actually need Duterte and Santiago for a change; not cayetano, not roxas, not poe, and obviously not binay.

    2016 Presidential Election, let’s vote the right ones. Let’s not be blind by words. It easier said than done!

  29. hoi… mga bobo… satire nga e…. “So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news”…

    mahal na kase ang edukasyon, kaya ambobobo na ng mga paektado nitong satire composition…

  30. You know what’s funny? People think (or know?) that Nancy Binay is so damn stupid that a satirical article like this, is hard not to believe. 😂😂😂

  31. “News that won’t make you read the whole news” . Pwedeng punchline lang ginawan pa nga mahabang storya.

  32. Kaya nga marami bobo xa pinoy eh,. C binay ang topic kayo nag aaway,. Hay naku. Kawawa naman mga apo ni rizal!

    • Dear, that doesn’t make Pinoys bobo. Without you realizing, kasama ka na rin sa nakikipag away kahit si Binay ang pinag uusapan.

  33. word of the day ” SATIRE” use satire in a sentence….. LOLO,LOLO AATEND PO SANA AKO NG PARTY ANO PO BA KAILANGANG SATIRE?????

  34. Kung totoo to (hindi satire) at hindi niya babawiin ang pirma niya. Mag organisa ako ng grupo na mag push na kakandidato siya bilang Presidente. At kung nagkataon, tiyak landslide ang panalo.

  35. This is “So, What’s News?” ladies and gentlemen. Let’s be mindful of our comments. There’s no room for disrespect even if this is a “SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL” website.
    The intention is to educate the Filipino people on how to free ourselves from our slavery of hearsay(CHISMIS) and the bondage of ignorance.
    Do you actually believe you should be scared or be ashamed of yourselves once you realize that what you have said in your comments to the person in this article finds time to read it?
    Respect and be respected my countrymen. Im sure the Honorable person in this article and even her colleauges will enjoy this as stress buster when they have their bonding breaks. Lagot kayo… LOL

  36. the author wants to divert the discourse happening right now in our country to make it funny to people and eradicate somehow the wrath of million netizens to the Binay’s but it didn’t happen as expected yet it opened the eyes of million Filipinos one thing is for sure, behind this stupidity is a big truth, that all of us knew in the first place.

  37. Hindi ako naniniwala na uunlad pa ang Pilipinas. Kahit na sino pa ang maupo sa puwesto diyan ay ganoon pa rin ang mangyayari sa gobyerno natin, corruption dito, corruption doon, kurakot dito, kurakot doon at kurakot everywhere. Kayo, kahit sino iboto ninyo ay wala ring silbi .

  38. sige lang magbangayan kayo sa ko-comment dyan ewan ko lang kung ikakayaman nyo yan. Hindi tulad ng iba dyan pa upo-upo at pirma lang pera na hahaha_ -simpleng banat…

  39. kaya nanalo itong Nansense na ito ang dami pa rin na maga Pilipino na hindi naiintindihan ang satire kaysa totoo. Gising Philippines open your eyes sa mga Binay na iyan buong familia sangkot sa corruotion.

  40. As for me, it only shows that all the accusations against JB might be true. Out of the heart, the mouth speaks…

  41. Good for intellectual readers but quite misleading for the general public especially for the first time readers of the site.

  42. it only shows how stupid elected officials can be- without fully reading an article or document, signs it and bingo it is OFFICIAL as it can be. they don’t exercise prudence. Compensation for these kinds of Officials are really a waste of taxpayers money!

  43. hahaha..yan ang tunay na pilipino.. hindi plastic..sinasabi ang totoo..walang kinatatakutan na kahit sino ..sana kakandidato sya sa pagka-presidente o bise-presidente at isa na ako sa mga boboto sa kanya..

  44. For them as a family everything is like a joke. Naku, Tatay ko pala yun ay mali, ganun din sa pangungurakot nila. Parang hindi rin sinasadya. Ginagawa lang nila tayong mga tanga nito all the time. Pinapakita lang sa ating na kung ang Satirical article na ito ay totoo, we are really stupid to let them do it again and again.

  45. yung mga seryoso magcomment ng mga opinion nyo eh nagkamali din po kayo ng basa. joke news po ito mga kapatid.

    So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news

  46. Oftentimes a post is too passionate, too angry, or too snide even—depending on who is responding to comments and so forth. But these subjects demands an even handed touch. It is readable when it is more calm and thoughtful, and, of course, it is then more persuasive. The only part of your discussion that may be come under scrutiny is the opening paragraph. That will invite a lot of discussion, but perhaps that is what you intended.

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