MAKATI, Philippines — Department of Interior and Local Government (DILG) secretary Mar Roxas revealed today that he would disguise himself as a freeloading Binay supporter and infiltrate the vigil being held on the grounds of the City Hall, in order to successfully implement the Ombudsman’s suspension order against Makati Mayor Junjun Binay.
“Makikisalamuha po tayo sa mga taga-suporta ni Mayor Binay at susuot din tayo ng tshirt na kanilang ipinamimigay,” said Roxas, adding that staying undercover is of the utmost importance. “Hindi po pwedeng makilala o mamukhaan tayo, kaya gagawin po natin ang lahat upang kapanipaniwala ang ating disguise.“
The Interior Secretary would try his best to fall in line in order to receive his complimentary packed lunch, as well as an unlimited cups of coffee being given for free to Binay supporters.
“Balita ko two-piece Chickenjoy daw mamayang gabi ang ihahain at may libreng karaoke pa,” he added, while sounding excited. “At kung ikaw yung tipong medyo conscious sa diet, aba’y pwede pang mag Zumba pagkatapos kumain.“
Roxas noted that he has to be careful not to get carried away by all the freebies being given away by Binay to his supporters.
He added, “Sa sarap po ng buhay dito sa City Hall, aba’y kahit ako po na isang undercover DILG secretary, ay magdadalawang isip kung nararapat talagang suspendihin si Mayor Binay.“
But the importance of implementing the Ombudsman’s suspension order is not lost on Roxas, saying that, “Meron po tayong tungkulin na dapat gampanan, at sa tamang panahon ay magpapakilala tayo upang ipatupad ang suspension order.”
When asked when he thinks will be the right time to do so, the Interior Secretary just said, “Walang definite timeframe. Siguro pagkatapos nung FPJ movie marathon o di kaya’y pagkatapos ng Dance Showdown competition. Bahala na.“
Stay tuned for further developments.