Stella Araneta Banned From Entering Beauty Parlors

MANILA, Philippines — The Koalisyon ng mga Emosyonal na Beautician ng mga Beauty Salon sa Pilipinas (KEBBS-PH) has banned Stella Araneta, chairperson of Binibining Pilipinas, from entering any of their beauty parlors and establishments, after the Philippine’s representative, Mary Jean Lastimosa, failed to win the coveted crown or even make it to the top five of the just concluded Miss Universe pageant.

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A local parlor carrying a “No Stella Araneta” sign.

The group issued the memorandum after they concluded that what caused Lastimosa’s loss was due to the national costume, to which Araneta was responsible for.

Simula ngayong araw, hindi na po pwedeng umapak sa kahit na anong parlor itong si Ginang Araneta,” said KEBBS-PH president Koji Kabuto. “Sa dinami-daming tanyag na Filipino designers dyan, sa isang banyaga pa natin ipapagawa. National nga eh diba?

Subukan lang nyang magpaperm sa amin,” he added.

KEBBS-PH members are composed of beauticians, hair stylist and manicurists from the beauty industry and are all certified beauty pageant experts as well.

Yung national costume natin, cake! Kailan ba tayo naging tanyag sa cake!?” said an obviously frustrated Yumi Sayaka, a manicurist from the group. “Presidente na ba si Binay para maging national costume ang cake?!

Despite there being many factors that may have caused Lastimosa the crown, beauty pageant experts all agree that it was Araneta, the gown, and its designer who were at fault.

Ban si tita sa kahit na anong parlor, hanggang makuha natin ang titulo,” Kabuto reiterated. “Or basta makabalik lang tayo sa top 5.

But not everybody agrees with the experts.

Buti pa si Canada, halata naman na hindi sila nagseseryoso sa national costume nila at lalong-lao na, hindi sila ganun ka-desperate na manalo,” added Shiro, another member of the group. “Pero tayo, napaka-desperate! Pati si Miss Jamaica sasabihin nating may dugong Pinay basta lang maka Top 5!?

Kung naLotlot De Leon ang bet natin, move on na,” he added. “May next year pa naman diba?”

“Palibhasa kasi tayong mga Pinoy, may dugong ‘bitter’.

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