MMDA Enforcers Demand That They Be Given Diaper Rash Creams Also

mmda diapersMANILA, Philippines — A group of Metro Manila Development Authority (MMDA) enforcers, who will be on duty during the feast of the Black Nazarene and the visit of Pope Francis, requested today from MMDA Chairman Francis Tolentino that they be given supplies of diaper rash creams or baby powder, to prevent uncertain inconveniences while doing their job.

This after Tolentino announced yesterday that the agency’s enforcers will be given adult diapers in order for them to perform their duty without heeding the call of nature.

Nais po naming manawagan sa aming kagalang-galang na chairman na kung maaari ay bigyan din kami ng ointment o di kaya’y baby powder upang maiwasang magkarash ang aming mga pwitan,” said MMDA traffic constable Augustus Reyes.

He added, “Mahirap naman pong gampanan ang aming mga tungkulin kung may iniinda kaming kirot at hapdi sa ibabang parte ng aming katawan.

Kung ang sanggol nga hindi nating matiis makitang umiiyak dahil sa diaper rash, kami pa kayang mga MMDA enforcers?” said his colleague, Hubert Roberto.

The group will also ask the assistance of Acting Health Secretary Janette Garin if the Department of Health (DOH) will be able to provide the said supplies.

Baka naman po ay may excess inventory po tayo dyan ng petroleum jelly sa DOH,” said Reyes. “Pagkakataon nyo na pong makatulong, tutal palagi naman po kayong nasa balita.

 

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