[SPONSORED] Jejomar Binay is Not a Thief

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MANILA, Philippines — Vice President Jejomar Binay reiterated earlier this week his innocence and reminded everyone that he is not a thief.

Ni minsan ay hindi po tayo nagnakaw, nagnanakaw at nanakaw,” said Binay during an exclusive interview. “Panay po ang paninira nila at lahat po ng kanilang pinagsasabi ay pawang kasinungalingan.

He also revealed that he will file cases against his detractors who called him a thief amidst the corruption allegations thrown at him.

He said that he has no plans of attending any Senate hearings about the anomalies that he is allegedly involved with.
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Binay also denied that he used dummies to hide his identity as the owner of some condominium units in Makati City which former Makati Vice Mayor Ernesto Mercado claims.
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He added that there were no anomalies in the construction of the Makati Science Highschool Building which he recently received flak for. (GMA News)
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jejomar binayHindi po totoong meron tayong Hacienda sa Batangas at iba’t-ibang units ng condominium sa Makati.” Binay said. “Simple lang po ang ating pamumuhay. Masaya na po akong kumain ng naka-kamay habang pinagsasaluhan ang paksiw na isda.”
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The Vice President believes that all these allegations hurled against him are part of a smear campaign to foil his presidential bid in 2016.
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Tayo pong mga mahihirap, palaging inaaapi, palaging tinatapak-tapakan,” he added. “Ayaw po nilang maupo tayo sa pwesto upang makapaglingkod ng tapat sa sambayanan.”
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Ano po bang mas mahirap paniwalaan?” Binay asked. “Na ang isang pangmasang katulad ni Jejomar Binay ay mahirap lamang na masayang naglilingkod sa taumbayan o ang isang Jejomar Binay na napaka ganid sa pera at nakapagpatayo ng mala-haciendang lupain sa Batangas at nagmamay-ari ng higit sa limang condominium units sa Makati?”
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Inuulit ko po, hindi ako magnanakaw.”
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