Latest Pulse Asia Survey Shows Increased Voters’ Intelligence Rating

MANILA, Philippines — The latest Pulse Asia survey shows a huge increase in voters’ intelligence, as Vice President Jejomar Binay came out as the runaway winner, with 31%  of respondents saying that they will vote for him as president. While Senator Vicente “Tito” Sotto tops the Senatorial preferences with a 51.6% rating.

And with every winner, there’s bound to be losers. Guess who.

REMEMBER: Register. Have your Biometrics taken. Vote.  Visit Comelec’s website at comelec.gov.ph for more info.  #NoBioNoBoto #VoterReg2014

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