Lawmaker Files Bill Officially Declaring Piolo Pascual as ‘National Ultimate Heartthrob’

Piolo-PascualMANILA, Philippines — After a congressman filed a bill that seeks to officially declare adobo as the country’s national food among other national symbols, another lawmaker filed a bill today seeking to declare Piolo Pascual as the Philippines’ “National Ultimate Heartthrob”.

Bohol Seventh District Rep. Wally Magwa Mabuti proposed House Bill 7248 or the “Philippine National Personalities Act of 2014” to provide a basis for the declaration and recognition of the country’s national personalities.

“In the Philippines, there are thousands of nicknames and monikers being given to personalities. However, of these monikers, none are official, that is with basis either in the Constitution, Republic Acts and Proclamations,” Mabuti said.

Kilala naman natin kung sino si ‘pambansang kamao’, sino si ‘star for all seasons’, at sino si ‘the living legend’ diba?” he asked. “Pero hindi sila lahat officially kinikilala sa ating saligang batas at ito ang nais baguhin ng panukalang ito.

The lawmaker added that these personalities with their unofficial nicknames are now considered “blatantly colorums” for not having basis for their declaration.

Iniiwasan lang natin na sa paglipas ng panahon eh hindi na makikilala ng mga susunod na henerasyon etong mga personalidad tulad nila Nora Aunor, Piolo Pascual at marami pang iba,” added the lawmaker from Bohol.

Mabuti said the State has a declared policy “to inculcate fanaticism, nationalism and appreciation of the role of personalities and icons in the historical development of the country.”

Under the proposed law, the following will be declared or re-declared as officially ‘national’:

  • National Ultimate Heartthrob – Piolo Pascual
  • National Fist (Pambansang Kamao) – Emmanuel “Manny” Pacquiao
  • National Star For All Seasons – Vilma Santos – Recto
  • National Bookstore – National Bookstore
  • National Fish for the Picky Eater – Boneless Bangus
  • National Fans Club of National Ultimate Heartthrob – Forever Fans of Piolo  Pascual Los Baños Chapter
  • National Scapegoat – Gloria Macapagal Arroyo*(Effective until May 2016 only)
  • National Barbecue Chicken (Pambansang Litson Manok) – Andok’s
  • National Superstar – Nora Aunor
  • National No. 1 FM Station in Metro Manila – All Of Them
  • National Superhero – Darna
  • National Living Legend – Robert Jaworski
  • National Lechon (Pambansang Lechon)- ElarZ
  • National Mermaid – Dyesebel
  • National “Extreme” Food – Balut
  • National Dip for National Fruit – Bagoong
  • National ‘Wrong Title’ for National Anthem – Bayang Magiliw
  • National Bread – Pandesal
  • National Getaway Vehicle – Wheelchair
  • National University – National University
  • National Sauce (Sarsa ng Bayan)- Mang Tomas – Sarsa ng Bayan

More official entries to be added soon.

374 thoughts on “Lawmaker Files Bill Officially Declaring Piolo Pascual as ‘National Ultimate Heartthrob’

    • The fuck. Can the congressmen of RP can think of a better bill. The heck, think about a law that is needed but not a law about that monikers. Dont use that position just because you are one of the members of his fans club. #TANGA

    • D ko matawa ko or inis..nka insulto Lang ..how can wheel chair be national vehicle..isip isip rin bgo gwa batas..Nka insulto s special people..which not fair enough..buti hingi ng porky barrel nyo..hmm

      • natl getaway vehicle kasi all (or most) politicians get away with their ‘atraso’ because they’re ‘ILL’.

      • ‘Getaway’ vehicle po – pag gustong tumakas, sumakay ng wheelchair. Remember GMA, CJ Corona, Janet Lim Napoles?

      • naku Iera paganahin mo naman utak mo… its satire… jusko day!!! and gosh have u been living under the rock? wheelchair as getaway vehicle lang di mo nagets?

      • Iera, wag adik ha… hindi national vehicle, ‘getaway’ sya, as all politicians tried to do… and perhaps will try…

      • alam mo kc lahat ng politiko or mga high profile na personalidad na nakakasuhan sa wheelchair ang bagsak! yun yun!

      • ang bobo mo pla indi ka naka relate sa history nowadays… kaya wheel chair ang pambasang gateway kasi yan ang gagamitin sa mga malalaking politicians instead sa jail punta nila diretso sila sa Saint Luke Hospital…like GMA, CORONA coming si NAPOLES naman. intindi?

      • Ay naku hija… Dapat ikaw ilagay sa ‘pambansang tanga’! Nagsabog ng ka-idyotahan ikaw yata lahat ang pumulot. Try mo magbasa ng mga Almanacs, Periodicals, anecdotes, etc nang tumalas ang utak mo. Kairita!

  1. am i reading it right that she is a representative from seventh district of bohol…where in fact the province had only 3 district….paki clarify naman?

    • Haha. Anak pwde rn cgurong i.add pangalan mo bilang National Shonga. Anak naman, wag damihan pagkain ng kanin ha. Joke lng nabasa mo, d mo pa ma.gets. Masyado ata tayong seryoso sa buhay. Oh ano na nak, review2x dn pag may time. Ayab na.explain ko na. Lab u.

    • Pipol, learn how to detect SATIRE. SATIRE, as in yung air, nilalagay SATIRE para gumulong ang car.

      Or basta parang may something fishy sa binabasa niyo, isipin muna kung mukha itong jok lang bago magwala at pakawalan ang kraken.

    • “So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.” -basa basa din pag may time…

    • This is a satire, just like the onion. This article made my day. Oopps but I think they forgot to include Askal – national pet, SM – national mall lol

    • I know that this site is Satirical but I want to make a comment for the statement of Joey Sta. Ana, I believe na hindi natin kailangan alisin ang legistaive body sa bansa natin, kailangan natin ayusin ang pag boto natin, tayo rin ang may kasalanan kung bakit nasa Kongreso sila. Politics in the Philippines is a big dome of popularity contest.

  2. Kng wala maisip na matinong batas, umalis na lang jan sa pwesto mo! Hindi pakikinabangan ng mga pamilyang nagugutom yang bill. Hanggang jan lang pala kaya ng powers ng utak ng mambabatas na toh. De**ta!

    • Haha. Anak naman, d ka na naman nag.review kagabi ano. D mo tuloy masagot ng tama ang question. Comment na nga lng hiningi mali pa. Sana anak, sinagot mo nlng ng “I invoke my right against self.incrimination.” sosyal pa sanang pakinggan. Huwag kasi damihan pagkain ng puro kanin lng. Joke lng to anak. Oh ayan. Nna expkain ko na. Lab u.

  3. May tama ka ba? Sayang lang talaga mga boto sa mga ganitong klaseng pulitiko. Tama nga un nag comment wla kang magawang mabuti..

      • ano ba ang meaning ng satire?🙂

        satire (noun) – the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
        “the crude satire seems to be directed at the fashionable protest singers of the time”
        synonyms: mockery, ridicule, derision, scorn, caricature

        let’s just laugh mga kafatid. wag na away away kahit marami kayong time🙂

  4. Yung mga nanglalait dito sa Fictional congressman ang pinaka-bobo sa lahat… Hahahahaha… Mas natatawa ako sa na-high blood na mga reader kaysa laman…

  5. Nakakatawa nmn ung mga galit na galit…obviously di nila na gets ang joke… The said cong. Wally happened to be a fictional character meaning hindi totoo at imbento lng para i-ridicule ang suggestion n gawin national eme ang adobo…

    Wala pong 7th district ang bohol…and the cong. name suggest WALA MAGAWA MABUTI…

    Hahaha…thumbs up sa nakaisip nito and salute…super nakakatawa…

  6. Basa-basa din pag may time. Satirical nga and Fictional e. Bago kayo magwala at mag amok dyan, basahin niyo muna kong credible yung site na pinagbabasahan. Kulet!!

  7. Ang masasabi ko lang….Ang tanga ng iba. Nakakairita lang! Haha Maka-comment lang eh noh?! Masabi lang na concerned kayo sa gobyerno natin. Pft. Oh eh di cge kayo na ang magpolitician! Mema lang eh! Jusko people. -_- (note: mema – me masabi lang! Have to clarify baka iba interpretation eh mahirap na ‘broadminded’ pa naman ung iba! lol)

  8. At may nag-react talaga? More than the article, the stupid comments about the SATIRICAL congressman had me ROFL

  9. Its a good thing SWN publishes these satirical yet “Highly PROBABLE” acts of (the many idiots) in government since we all know that many if not most of what’s written here could actually end up as “proposed bills” (that is, if it hasn’t yet.?…)… Hehehe

  10. This article made me laugh! Hahahaha!

    Disclaimer: There is no Congressman Wally Mabuti and Bohol has only 3 Districts.🙂

  11. …muntik nang tumaas ang alta presyon ko, only to find out na..nakakalokang humour ang page na ‘to!!!
    National scapegoat till May 2016 – Gloria Arroyo lols…

  12. HINDI NAKAKATAWA…BAKIT BOHOL ANG GINAMIT NA PROBINSYA ?AT…HANGGANG 3RD DISTRICT LANG KAMI…SOBRA NAMAN YANG 7TH DISTRICT …AT GINAWA PANG KATAWA-TAWAANG BOHOL LAWMAKER NA YAN…KAHIT FICTIONAL…SATIRICAL NA ARTICLE YAN…NAKAKAINIS PARIN…KASI NABANGGIT ANG BOHOL BAKA SABIHIN TANGA KAMI …DAHIL SA KATANGAHANG ITO AT WALANG KWENTANG SURVEY NI WALLY MAGWA MABUTI…TSE !

    • Don’t make FUN of Bohol Province. You need to straighten out your act. USE THE PROVINCE WHERE YOU CAME FROM. I think you are the dumbest dumb in the whole archipelago.

    • You are really funny the way you have reacted in this Satirical News. The writer in this site has the right to use your Province to give entertainment for us who are totally dismayed by the bill that your congressman had passed.

    • Sus, ang sensitive mo naman. Kaya Bohol ang ginamit dito kasi taga-Bohol ung congressman na gumawa ng bill na pinapatamaan ng article na ‘to. Konting sense of humor lang kapatid🙂

  13. Before “So What’s News” and “Adobo Chronicles” became famous, outraged comments seemed like honest mistakes. Now I can’t tell if the comments are sincerely outraged (and therefore stupid) or satirical as well.

  14. Mga Boss basahin nio na lang toh ito po yata ung taong pinatatamaan ng site na toh hahaha pero nakakatawa tlaga tong site na toh.,

    MANILA, Philippines – An administration lawmaker has proposed to declare adobo as the national food, bakya as the national slippers, bahay kubo as the national house and the passenger jeepney as the national vehicle to inculcate patriotism among Filipinos.

    In filing House Bill 3926, Bohol Rep. Rene Relampagos also sought to recognize “Bayan Ko (My Country)” as the national song and “Maka-Diyos, Maka-tao, Makakalikasan at Makabansa” (pro-God, pro-man, pro-environment, and pro-country) as the national motto.

    Adobo is usually a pork, chicken or fish dish cooked with vinegar and soy sauce, while the wooden clogs in the country is called bakya. The bahay kubo is a nipa hut common in rural areas.

    Relampagos, chairman of the committee on tourism at the House of Representatives, said his proposal is to lay the basis for the declaration and recognition of the Philippine national symbols.

    “National symbols represent its country, its people, its history and its culture. In the Philippines, there are around 20 national symbols being taught in school. However, of these symbols, only 10 are official, that is with basis either in the Constitution, Republic Acts or Proclamations,” he said.

    And this leaves the other national symbols unofficial or “blatantly colorum” for having no basis for their declaration, Relampagos said.

    “(Jose) Rizal now becomes the unofficial national hero, carabao the unofficial national animal, mango the unofficial national fruit, bangus (milkfish) the unofficial national fish, the baro’t saya (blouse and skirt) as the unofficial national costume and so on,” he said.

    Relampagos said the bill aims to develop and instill nationalism and unity, ensure respect, promotion and preservation of the national symbols, correct the unofficial status of these symbols as taught in schools, provide guidelines for their use, care and conservation and to promote Philippine tourism through these symbols, among others.

    In filing the measure, the Bohol lawmaker cited the declared policy of the State to inculcate patriotism, nationalism and appreciation of the role of national heroes and symbols in the historical development of the country.

    Relampagos said the State must give priority to education, science and technology, arts and culture and sports to foster patriotism and nationalism, accelerate social progress and promote total human liberation and development.

    • Haha! Now I got it! Thanks for the share!

      PS: Bohol-nians, don’t be sad and angry… this actually makes sense… Laugh with us!🙂

  15. this made my day!haha!..
    kesa ung mga nakakastress at nakakadepress n realidad ng buhay, minsan nakakatuwang makabasa ng ganitong lathalain..
    good job!😀
    PS:andaming naniwala, un tlga ung nakakatawa eh!😄

  16. Napakadaming mas importanteng bagay na dapat pagtutuunan ng pansin ng mga mambabatas, bakit ba pati itong mga gantong mga walang kakwenta kwentang bagay ay pinopropose pa para masabi lang na may bill sila na ipinasa at sila ang author. Hindi naman siguro lahat ng National ay kailangan idokumentado at ideklara.. Anong klaseng pagiisip yan pakiexplain.

  17. mga Kabayan… idagdag na din natin ang PAMBANSANG CELFONE, PAMBANSANG LOAD, PAMBANSANG NETWORK, PAMBANSANG LANDLINE, PAMBANSANG CABLE… kasi tayo ay nasa-DIGITAL AGE na…. bwahahahahahahahaha

  18. We’ll for everybodys information. The country doesnt need this futile bill at all. Make bill that is beneficial to all and not a bill that has no sense at all!! Please!! Sayang lang at binuto kapa sa congreso!! Walang kwenta yang bill mo!!

  19. loko loko yang tongressman na yan! bweset! sinasayang lang ang buwis ng bayan! nakakahiya ka sa mga constituents mo!

  20. Taenang yan sa dami ng dapat isa batas yan pa ang pinagkaka abalahan mga walang ka- kwenta-kwentang bagay!.. baka siya ang gustong hiranging national congresman – “Wally Magwa Masama” hindi yan ang dapat na ibinoboto.. taga hanga lang yan ni baklang piolo! baka BF nya yan..

  21. I beg to disagree. Si Kris Aquino po dapat ang tawaging Pambansang Sawsawan at hindi si Mang Tomas!
    KriSTD is holding that title since the time of Oscar Orbos! I-Google mo pa.😀

  22. How about adding “National Political Dynasty”? Many political families will vie for this “honor”, like binay, aquino, marcos, estrada, revilla, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

  23. Anong ngyare sa congress????nakakahiya!!!!!!!!mga utak biya kau!!!!!sa dami ng concerns at law na dpt amyendahan inuna pa yang mga ganyang bill na puro KATANGAHAN AT KABOBOHAN LANG…will it help those starving people????stupid shit!!!nakakahiya ka sa international community at sa mga taong bump to sayo!!!dot sau ibala sa kanyon!!!

  24. walastik! ang daming mas matitinong batas na pwedeng ipasa sa kongreso, bakit ganitong mga batas pa ginagawa. .ito na ba ang epekto ng walang pork barrel?

  25. kulang sa intndi ng nag negatib comments,,,, tama lng ung sinabi ng nakakaintindi……………sobrang tawa ko dito.. o diba….. pag may time… joke joke joke naman,

  26. I had to read several times to decide whether this is a report of a real event or a satirical piece. In our country, it is hard to distinguish between satire and reality (sometimes, what is happening in our country is stranger than fiction after all).

    This is a spot-on satire. It sounds so likely to happen that some people reacted like it did happen.🙂

  27. National Bobo – yung mga nagcomment na akala ay totoo itong article na to. Haha!

    Pa-add:
    National Ilong – Allan K.

  28. When I read these, I knew it was not true. But bentang-benta talaga sa kin to:

    National Scapegoat – Gloria Macapagal Arroyo*(Effective until May 2016 only)
    National No. 1 FM Station in Metro Manila – All Of Them

    Such a genius piece of satire! Good job🙂

    PS.
    Wala akong masabi. Ang bobo talaga nung mga di nakaintindi. Haha!

  29. Lobbyists for the bagoong are making a case that it is more prominent than Mang Tomas as a sauce worthy of a national symbol. But local culinary experts (who currently have no national symbol) argue that it is not merely a sauce but also a seasoning. An evaluating body composed of Lucky Me Supreme experts is convened to provide finality to the issue (because the Supreme Court couldn’t be bothered).

  30. More than the article, the comments are very amusing! Alam kong bumababa ang quality of education, pero pati sense of humor and IQ, bagsak! READ: sa.ti.ri.cal….. JOKE LANG MGA KAPATID ang artikulo… joke time joke time din ha…wag seryoso…. mag analyze naman ng konti….

  31. National ballpen – ‘Bic’, National pencil – ‘monggol’, National napkin – ‘kotex’, National video – ‘betamax’, National t.v. – ‘National’.

  32. National ballpen – ‘Bic’. National pencil – ‘monggol’. National t.v. – ‘ National’. National napkin – ‘kotex’

  33. FUCKING STUPID…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. bwahahaha. ang daming na-highblood sa article, comment agad. sana naman binasa niyo muna yung “What did you think about this SATIRICAL article? Share your thoughts below.” bago kayo nag-type. mga engot

  35. Sa mga highblood mag comment sa article, sana binasa niyo man lang ang nakalagay sa feedback section: “What did you think about this SATIRICAL article? Share your thoughts below.” naging obvious tuloy ang pagka-engot niyo

  36. National firecracker: Goodbye Philippines
    National Boyband: Chicser
    National Flipflops: Rambbo
    National mode of transportation: kuliglig
    National snack: humpy dumpy

  37. LOL sa mga taong nagcocomment na para bang totoo yung article. Gullible much? Filipinos really can’t tell the difference between satire and a genuine news article.

  38. The comments reflect the FAITH we have on our lawmakers. Sana magkaroon ng impact sa kanila(lawmakers) para ME MAGWA MABUTI naman sa ating Philippines my Philippines. But all these made my day early.

  39. WHAT HAPPEN TO THOSE MORE IMPORTANT BILLS!! WHAT KIND Of MENTALITY IS THAT?

    Why don’t they just pick one every year! Like ULTIMATE HEART THROB? I’m sure there are many celebrity who qualify? He gonna get old and every year they can choose! There’s more qualified people out there! ~ FDG

  40. I think there are other more important and pressing matters that need that attention of these lawmakers than file a nonsense bill like this. He doesn’t wanna be called the “National Idiot” for this, or does he?

  41. OMG! Nakakagimbal ang balita na narinig ko kagabi dahil ang dami palang itinuro sa amin noon na hindi pa legal. Nakakatawa naman ang ating mambabatas at pati na ang DepEd. mag 20 years old na eldest ko tapos ngayon sasabihin nila na hindi pala official na national hero si Dr. Jose Rizal at madami pala sa mga itinurong national symbols ay hindi official. NAKAKAPAGTAKA!!!!!! NAKAKAGULAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAWAWANG MGA PILIPINO NAGING “TAN-GA” SA SARILING BANSA!!!! HINDI NATIN KILALA ANG ATING BANSA!!!!!!!!!!! BAKIT PA TAYO NAGKAROON NG MGA MAMBABATAS AT BAKIT PA ME DEPEd TAPOS AY MALI-MALI NAMAN PALA ANG TINUTURO!!!!!!! ANO BA YAN? NAKAKAHIYA!!!!!!!!!!! PWEDE BA WALA NA LANG NATIONAL SYMBOLS???????? IT’S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. maraming naniwala dito..ha ha..mahirap pala sa Pinas. madali tayong mapapasabak sa gyera.
    kung sa bagay, nung may gumawa ng anti-Pinoy sa facebook at gawa daw ng China, naniwala agad mga Pinoy..gustong makigyera agad….e gawa lang pala ng isang Pinoy- si Wally Magwa)

  43. Sana meron mag file ng Bill na declaring a national past time “napping on the job” and also declaring a National Sideline – “Corruption”! Walastik naman itong mga politiko natin mga bobo tapos milyones pa ang pa sweldo…

  44. Stupid Cong. FAGGOT! Mas marami kailangan ayusin sa bansa na mas prioridad gago! Eto lang ba alam mo na gawing trabaho! Tae ka!

  45. Perhaps its a satire..

    Bohol Seventh District Rep. Wally Magwa Mabuti proposed House Bill 7248 or the “Philippine National Personalities

    Wala magawa mabuti …. rings a bell!

    Search it in

    http://www.congress.gov.ph/members

    Please be satirical in your comments.. Dictionary please..

  46. lawmakers ba tlga sila ?ginagawa nilang katawa tawa ang pilipinas
    si pacman oki lang ilagay sa aklat kasi malaki ang nacontribute nyang karangalan sa bansa pero hindi ibigsabihin nung gagawin n siyang national fist,kung gagawin siyang national fist dapat tanggalin ang tax nya which is unfair sa ibang atlete…sila piolo at vilma si darna bagoong adobo boneless bangus etc gaguhan n lang ata ang ngyayari sa bansa ntin

  47. National Toothpaste – Colgate,, hehe,, o national colgate – colgate,,
    National Softdrink -Coke- or National Coke – Coke

    hahaha! if you know what i mean

  48. I think wag nating masyadong pagtuonan nang pansin ang ganitong bagay instead lets seek for more job oppurtunities for our thousand of students who are graduating every year, and strickly impose all the laws we have… Lets think on how we could make this country a better place to live…

  49. Hehehe… funny pero I’m sure it’s not true… Rep. Wally Magwa Mabuti simply means “WALA MAGAWA MABUTI”….

  50. KALOKOHAN NAMAN YAN>>> Gawa nlng Po kyu ng batas n lahay mkikinabang…. cencia npo si comment.. un nsa loob ko…

  51. Stupid people, stupid people everywhere. :)))

    Ganun na ba kamahal ang common sense at tila madaming nauubusan nito? :))

    BASAHIN NIYO KASI YUNG ARTICLE WAG KAYO MAG-FEELING CONCERNED DIYAN PARA LANG MAKIUSO.

    Maswerte pa nga kayo at Anonymous kayo dito at hindi niyo pinapahiya mga pangalan niyo. :))

  52. mukha yatang hindi busy at hindi preassure sa kinauupuan si Rep…..abay mas inuna nyo pa ang pag pasa ng bill nayan para makilalang national heartthrub si piolo mukhang subra ang pag ka fanatic nyo sa hindi importanteng bagay. Sa tagal na ng pinas ngayun nyo lang yan ipapanukala sa kabila ng maraming nagugutum at naghihirap sa kabisayahan…baka pwede nyo naman isama dyan ” Tacloban is the National place for the thousand peoples dead because of typhon Yolanda, the first ever recorded in history as a strong typhon”..galling diba pinoy nga naman!!!

  53. The satire is more than enough to crack me up, but the serious comments of those gullible ones are making it even more funnier. lol

  54. Wala bang national kurakot? national baklang mambabatas? national tamad? national absentee sa Senado? national babaero? national tanga? ANYARE sa mga MAMBABATAS at gov’t officials?nasobrahan ba sa pagbibilang ng mga kinurakot at nalipasan ng gutom? naku! Ewan! Iyan ba ang pag-aaksayahan ng oras at babayaran ng mga tao ng milyon- milyon? Inangkupo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. nakornihan ako sa news…
    pero grabe ang tawa ko sa mga comment ng mga naniwala! haha!
    kayo siguro yung mga tipong iboboto muna tapos maiisip nyo sa huli kurakot pala yung ibinoto nyo! gudlak na lang sa inyo!

  56. it is also known that the Eyebol Capital of the Philippines is, National bookstore up untill now

  57. Lera, kung ikaw hindi natawa o nais, well ako nafeel ko both dahil sa comment mo. Ang sabi nat’l getaway vehilcle hindi national vehicle. “Nat’l Getaway Vehicle” dahil most corrupt politicians use wheelchair to get away from the crimes they’ve commited. Ex. Pagpapanggap na may sakit. Ah seriouly, this Lera girl. Lol

  58. The worst or probably most nuisance bill to be passed in the congress… binoto k ng mga kababayan mo pra makatulong s kanila hnde pra inominate si Piolo.
    Man… Get over with it n get a life.

  59. bubo naman ng congressman na ito..wala ng maisip na matinong batas…..dami mo dapat unahin,pero yan pa pinagkaabalahan mo…unahin mo muna mga nilindol jan sa bohol at mga makabuluhang panukala…

  60. dami kong tawa dito…it shows more and more people don’t know what satire means? ok dagdag natin, national hospital pwedeng national mental hospital?

  61. seguro idagdag mo na din..National ingot lawmakers…ikaw at c relampagos..parefo kayong taga bohol..kaya buhol buhol ang tabo ng utak nyo…kyo at mga ibang lawmakers na ang napapasang bill ay magpalit ng pangalan ng mga highway, tulay, esteros…….tamaan kayo ng magaling….

  62. Wally Magwa Mabuti is only a fictitious name, what are you, people? get a brain, pls! In other words, nang-aasar nga lang yung article kaya nga satire eh. Haven’t you tackled it in your English subject?

  63. pwede ba….be sensible enough congressman…..ang daming problema ng pinas na dapat tutukan ng mabuti…maging worthy nman kayo sa pwesto nyo….

  64. SATIRICAL ang article na ito. Nagkaubusan na ba ng COMMON SENSE sa mundo?

    I agree that Rizal is having his facepalm moments right now, and that’s because of the idiotic comments!! Guys, why so serious? HAHAHA!

  65. Bohol Seventh District Rep. Wally Magwa Mabuti — BAKLA KA BA??? O BOBO LANG TALAGA??? PERA NAMIN YANG PINANGGAGAGO MO!!!

    • Bago ka magtawag ng bobo na naka-all caps baka pwede i-google mo muna meaning ng satirical article o kahit satire lang tapos tignan mo sarili mo. Labyu❤

  66. National Most Stupid Lawmaker – Wally Magwa Mabuti of 4th District Bohol
    National Most Craziest Bill – HB7248

  67. wag nmn kayong magalit satire article lng ito.. and to think 3 district lng ang bohol.. sino nmn tangag politiko ang mag.aatempt na pumasa ngbill na ito? logic please…lol..

  68. People who knew about this article being just a satire, could you just let those idiots comment and believe that this is true. Let them be fooled, because idiots are to be fooled. Let’s just make fun of their stupid and idiotic comments. ‘Wag na magsayang pa ng pagod at energy sa pag-type – tawanan na lang.🙂

  69. Maaliw ako sa article pero mas natatawa ako sa mga nag co-comments na akala nila tutuo itong proposed bill ni Bohol Seventh District Rep. Wally Magwa Mabuti.

    At meron pang nag post ng link about UP to prove his point na ang UP nga ang National University.

  70. nakakatawa ang bansa natin.. seriously ?! national heartthrob ? What the hell !!! piolo pascual pa.. baka may maisip pa kayong mas mababaw at walang kwentang bill..

  71. What a waste of time and people’s money. Ito po ba Sir ang pinagkakaabalahan ninyo sa opisina? Wala na ba kayong ibang maisip gawin para umunlad and lugar nyo?

  72. did you know na may naniwala ditto at pinost ito sa facebook saying “wala bang magawa ang gobyerno, puro na lang katangahan, etc. etc. etc. kaya walang asenso ang Pilipinas”. Man I died laughing at gullible chap..

  73. hahahaah kakatuwa naman ung pangalan nung District Rep..
    “Bohol Seventh District Rep. Wally Magwa Mabuti proposed House Bill 7248 “

  74. bakla naman yan si piolo… national bakla siguro pwede si piolo… pero hindi sya pwede sa national heart throb…

  75. Seriously Law makers, sa dinami2x batas na mas kelangang pagtuonan. Eto lang ang kaya nyo icome up. No wonder walang asenso ang Pilipinas. :I pity the filipino people. Government were run by nothing but stupid and greedy officials. They are bunch of sh*t.

  76. awesome article hahaha! favorite ko ang National Bookstore😀

    pero wait. eto ang nakakainis sa pagbabasa ng mga comment sa mga satirical posts. ang daming taong sumerseryoso. does the author still need to put a disclaimer and spell to everyone that this is just for humor? That Bohol Seventh District Rep. Wally Magwa Mabuti is FICTIONAL and House Bill 7248 is NEVER PROPOSED? goodness!!!😦

  77. Ayos talaga comment section ng So What’s News… di na tayo mahihirapan hanapin ang mga bobong kababayan natin na kailangan isilid sa sako. Hanggaling magcomment di naman talaga nagbabasa. susssssss….

  78. Nakakatuwa ‘yung article, pero mas nakakatawa ‘yung mga kumento.

    National Idiot(s): Most (and not all) people whose angry comments are above and below this comment.

    Pero huwag mag-alala. Nagagamot ang katangahan. At iyon ay pagkukusa.

    Read my name. Dati nga akala ko ang SWN ay totoong news. But now I know better. =)

  79. Good post. I learn something new and challenging on sites I stumbleupon every day. It will always be exciting to read through articles from other authors and use something from their sites. |

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