Jinggoy Estrada Arrested After Trying to Smuggle Money Inside His Breasts to US

SFIASAN FRANCISCO, California — Officials inside San Francisco International Airport detained and arrested Senator Jinggoy Estrada, after the lawmaker tried to get past customs while in possession of huge amounts of money.

Estrada, who came to San Francisco via a connecting flight from Hong Kong, was initially reported to accompany his wife to the United States, to seek a second opinion from US-based doctors for a lump in his wife’s breast.

But it turns out, his wife was not with him on the trip, and it was the senator instead who had a lump on his breast.

Airport authorities grew suspicious of the senator after they noticed him all sweaty, jumpy and saw a noticeable bulge on the upper-body-area of his clothes.

“We asked him what it was,” said SFIA Head of Security Trevor Philip Ogg. “The cocky son-of-a-bitch answered me by asking  ‘don’t you know who I am?'”

“I said no, who the hell are you?” narrated Ogg.

Estrada apparently introduced himself as “THE sexy senator from the Philippines”, and that the bulge on his chest was the result of intense workout regimen he undertook months prior.

But when the senator sensed that Ogg was feeling sketchy with his response, Estrada flip-flopped and told him that he was seeking medical advice from US doctors for the said lumps.

Jinggoy-and-Loren-Legarda

File photo shows Estrada, asking Legarda if the money hidden inside his stomach looks suspicious.

That’s when airport officials decided to frisk him.

Ogg added, “When he took off his shirt, we saw rectangular lumps in-place of his muscles, an unusual sight that does not resemble the six-packs you see on TV.”

Upon closer inspection with the help of a scalpel, they discovered bundles of money hidden inside Estrada’s ‘muscles’ and skin, that the senator was trying to bring in to the country.

“We counted millions worth of Pesos that we suspect belongs to the Filipinos,” said Ogg.

He added, “Mr. Estrada is now visually far from sexy after we emptied his body of money after a full cavity search.”

Stay tuned to SWN for further developments.

1,115 thoughts on “Jinggoy Estrada Arrested After Trying to Smuggle Money Inside His Breasts to US

      • Filipinos nowadays are very affected by news concerning the government corruption issues, yes those who believed this might be stupid but i think this is not a timely SATIRICAL article, yes i did google it to know the meaning nkkhiya nmn kc sa mggling n ngcocomment dto n cnsbhn ng bobo ung nniwala dto, pero ikw n mgling at maalm sa satirical eklat n ito bt di mo isipin n ung mga tangang cnsbi mo eh ung mga pnkapektado sa pngungurakot ng hayop n opisyal ng gobyerno?! PHILIPPINES Problem is nt just corruption and calamities as well as judgemental people n lumamang lng nmn ng knting kaalaman sa nkkrami🙂 im sorry i was jst affected by the people tht need to say stupid ang mga affcted dto! #justsaying

      • good comeback..

        Why is it that most Filipinos today no longer understand SATIRE.. We used to be very good at it.. Has technology dumbed us down to this?

        just saying…

      • How really Stupid could you be, Jinggoy! Lying about the lumps? You’re not only desperate, you ARE a confirmed plunderer. That’s Criminally Stupid lying in the face if a US immigration Officer.

      • Sorry pero di ko alam kung magagalit o malulungkot ako sa dami ng pinoy na hindi naintindihan ang write up na to. Sineryoso nung iba, yung iba naman hindi pa sure kung joke ito. Ok lang sana kung ilan lang eh kaya lang andami nyo! Hindi ko alam kung binasa nyo talaga yung article o sadyang nakulangan na kayo ng iodine o sa sobrang kaaliwan nyong manood ng kabaduyan sa TV at sumunod sa kung ano mang kabobohang nauuso, ginawa na kayong BOBO ng panahon! Nakakalungkot, gusto ko pa rin sa Pilipinas mamuhay pero parang nakakawalang pag asa kung sa pano na magisip ang mga tao dito. Siguro nga ay sumabay lang kayo sa agos ng buhay pero may responsibilidad din kayo na payamanin ang utak nyo! Wag maging tanga please.. Kayo rin ang kawawa kasi pagtatawanan lang kayo.

        NAKAKATAWA yung nakasulat dito. Please get some culture pinoys! Gets nyo naman yung “weh, di nga..” Or “kwentong balbal” diba? Ganun lang yung concept ng article na to. Parang kwentong lasing lang na nagpapatawa.. Di porket nakapost sa isang mukhang seryosong website eh seryoso na.. Basa-basa ng mabuti!!

      • I DONT CARE KUNG Di nyo man alam ang ibig sabihin ng satire iisipin nyo naman bakit pera ang ilalagay sa loob ng balat! Ano ba ang value ng pera Mas mahal pa yata ang operasyon na gagawin sa pag tanggal ng pera sa loob ng balat, at impeksyon na aabutin mo! OBVIOUS na dapat na JOKE yun! may picture pa na pinipindot ni Loren yung bilbil ni jinggoy, dibaPATAWA!! tsaka yung pag gamit ng absurd words and situations dapat na gets nyo na… Walang excuse kahit di mo alam ibig sabihin ng satire kung di obvious sa inyo na joke to PLEASE use your brains! Napaka OUT of TOUCH nyo sa reality, SOBRANG kaBOBOhan naman nung scenario kahit si Mr. BEAN hindi siguro gagawin yan!

      • I would like to whip out my nasty asian dick jack off and smother my love juice all over the brain of who ever wrote this and whisper lecheflan over and over while doing it. Taba ng utak mo fre:)

      • Hindi totoo ito walang TOTOO sa mga ito!kasi Kung legit ito,may pangalan ng WRITER sa ibaba,na JINGGOY (dinggoy)TAYO NG article na ito..tsk..tsk..walang magawang matino!hehehe

      • Sorry In My Opinion Mas Stupid Ang Gumagawa Ng Ganito.Pwede Kang Ma Felony Dito Sa Amerika.galingan Mo Naman,Dina Mabebenta Ang Ganito!

      • SATIRE nga eh. EXAGGERATION. hindi po ito totoo. ang dali nyo naman mapaniwala, it’s technology, anybody can do this. don’t be DUMB!

      • …to answer ur question…🙂

        So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

      • this is not true,, kasabay ko nga lumabas ng airport si jinggoy at nagpa picture pa ako sa kanya… hay hay pilipino magbago na kayo nakakahiya na tayo masyado…

      • I DONT CARE KUNG Di nyo man alam ang ibig sabihin ng satire iisipin nyo naman bakit pera ang ilalagay sa loob ng balat! Ano ba ang value ng pera Mas mahal pa yata ang operasyon na gagawin sa pag tanggal ng pera sa loob ng balat, at impeksyon na aabutin mo! OBVIOUS na dapat na JOKE yun! may picture pa na pinipindot ni Loren yung bilbil ni jinggoy, dibaPATAWA!! tsaka yung pag gamit ng absurd words and situations dapat na gets nyo na… Walang excuse kahit di mo alam ibig sabihin ng satire kung di obvious sa inyo na joke to PLEASE use your brains! Napaka OUT of TOUCH nyo sa reality, SOBRANG kaBOBOhan naman nung scenario kahit si Mr. BEAN hindi siguro gagawin yan!

      • So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

      • you are so insensitive! you very well know that issues like these affect filipinos, even i believed it the 1st time i saw this, why do you have to make fun or jokes out of serious issues we are facing right now??! SATIRICAL or jokes! whatever you call this article! everything is possible nowadays, hiding that huge amt. of money under a skin is not new anymore, it can be done thru prosthetics, i just can imagine how it is done! You are just adding insult to injury!

      • you are so insensitive! you very well know that issues like these affect filipinos, even i believed it the 1st time i saw this, why do you have to make fun or jokes out of serious issues we are facing right now??! SATIRICAL or jokes! whatever you call this article! everything is possible nowadays, hiding that huge amt. of money under a skin is not new anymore, it can be done thru prosthetics, i just can imagine how it is done! You are just adding insult to an injury!

      • hindi. maryosep, ang dami ng bobo na katulad mo. tinanong pa kung totoo, hay naku. katulad ka nung isa dun sa taas pa ingles ingles pa, stupidity stupidity pa. e sya naman tong naniwala, mas estupido sya LOL! di ba? apir! gaya mo, tanga rin.

      • True or not it is not a good story for a Senator, WTF? If somebody can make a joke of this kind towards a Philippines Senator then, something is wrong with his personality. Those whoa re die hard for Jinggoy continue supporting him and his cohorts from plundering our economy. Don’t ever cry of the negative results.

      • nyeh! corny naman nung nagsabing pwede kang mafelony sa US. Have you ever seen the cartoon “FAMILY GUY”? they do this all the time on American Television. Imbento ka.

      • of course its true. He think baka makalusot sa America. What a big LAUGH. HA HA HA HALOL HULI KA Magnanakaw

      • I DONT CARE KUNG Di nyo man alam ang ibig sabihin ng satire iisipin nyo naman bakit pera ang ilalagay sa loob ng balat! Ano ba ang value ng pera Mas mahal pa yata ang operasyon na gagawin sa pag tanggal ng pera sa loob ng balat, at impeksyon na aabutin mo! OBVIOUS na dapat na JOKE yun! may picture pa na pinipindot ni Loren yung bilbil ni jinggoy, dibaPATAWA!! tsaka yung pag gamit ng absurd words and situations dapat na gets nyo na… Walang excuse kahit di mo alam ibig sabihin ng satire kung di obvious sa inyo na joke to PLEASE use your brains! Napaka OUT of TOUCH nyo sa reality, SOBRANG kaBOBOhan naman nung scenario kahit si Mr. BEAN hindi siguro gagawin yan!

    • I don’t think this is true at all, but wish it is. First, it’s so good to be true; second, the peso is too weak to be smuggled into the US if Jinggoy is that stupid to believe he could survive with millions of pesos in a dollared life.

      • I DONT CARE KUNG Di nyo man alam ang ibig sabihin ng satire iisipin nyo naman bakit pera ang ilalagay sa loob ng balat! Ano ba ang value ng pera Mas mahal pa yata ang operasyon na gagawin sa pag tanggal ng pera sa loob ng balat, at impeksyon na aabutin mo! OBVIOUS na dapat na JOKE yun! may picture pa na pinipindot ni Loren yung bilbil ni jinggoy, dibaPATAWA!! tsaka yung pag gamit ng absurd words and situations dapat na gets nyo na… Walang excuse kahit di mo alam ibig sabihin ng satire kung di obvious sa inyo na joke to PLEASE use your brains! Napaka OUT of TOUCH nyo sa reality, SOBRANG kaBOBOhan naman nung scenario kahit si Mr. BEAN hindi siguro gagawin yan!

      • Totoo o hindi? Read the clue

        “Upon closer inspection with the help of a scalpel, they discovered bundles of money hidden inside Estrada’s muscles and skin, that the senator was trying to bring in to the country.”

        The issue now is not the satirical presentation of the story but the gullibility of people who read it and the stupidity of whoever wrote it. The phrases I quoted spoke for itself. Totoo o hindi? It doesn’t take a lot of brain to answer it truthfully.

      • and who the hell will make an incision to a body to put money on it? I am not on his side but I don’t think he is stupid enough to allow this. Seriously people?

      • bro kung magiging totoo nga yan mag pupuslit or mag tatago na talaga ng pera yang mga yan dahil mag kakaroon na ng imbestigasyon sa mga bank accnt nyan dahil sa pork barrel scam.. credit card ka pang nalalaman.. un nga ung sense eh may kaso syang kinakaharap kaya may posibilidad na mag puslit ng pera.. gagamit ng utak minsan koya..

      • I DONT CARE KUNG Di nyo man alam ang ibig sabihin ng satire iisipin nyo naman bakit pera ang ilalagay sa loob ng balat! Ano ba ang value ng pera Mas mahal pa yata ang operasyon na gagawin sa pag tanggal ng pera sa loob ng balat, at impeksyon na aabutin mo! OBVIOUS na dapat na JOKE yun! may picture pa na pinipindot ni Loren yung bilbil ni jinggoy, dibaPATAWA!! tsaka yung pag gamit ng absurd words and situations dapat na gets nyo na… Walang excuse kahit di mo alam ibig sabihin ng satire kung di obvious sa inyo na joke to PLEASE use your brains! Napaka OUT of TOUCH nyo sa reality, SOBRANG kaBOBOhan naman nung scenario kahit si Mr. BEAN hindi siguro gagawin yan!

      • Why if this is pesos you can’t change into Dollars????? Absolutely you can… anywhere in the world you can take whatever bills you have as long as you found the money changer they would change it for you whatever you like …..a lot in the airport terminal. Good points!!!!!!!

        .

    • So you’re the son of your father eh….Same tricks.. stealing your countrymen’s money. You just confirmed your fathers wrongdoings before which your family had vehemently denied all these years..what a pity..

    • Isa n yan s mga kinurakot nla,kya gstong lumabas ng bansa pra mailabas n ung million n peso gling s gobyerno.Sinungaling sbi ipapaopera asawa nya tapos dnman pla ksma wife nya!!!!Dpat tlga parusahan ng habang buhay s kulungan

    • Sorry pero di ko alam kung magagalit o malulungkot ako sa dami ng pinoy na hindi naintindihan ang write up na to. Sineryoso nung iba, yung iba naman hindi pa sure kung joke ito. Ok lang sana kung ilan lang eh kaya lang andami nyo! Hindi ko alam kung binasa nyo talaga yung article o sadyang nakulangan na kayo ng iodine o sa sobrang kaaliwan nyong manood ng kabaduyan sa TV at sumunod sa kung ano mang kabobohang nauuso, ginawa na kayong BOBO ng panahon! Nakakalungkot, gusto ko pa rin sa Pilipinas mamuhay pero parang nakakawalang pag asa kung sa pano na magisip ang mga tao dito. Siguro nga ay sumabay lang kayo sa agos ng buhay pero may responsibilidad din kayo na payamanin ang utak nyo! Wag maging tanga please.. Kayo rin ang kawawa kasi pagtatawanan lang kayo.

      Nakakatawa yung nakasulat dito. Please get some culture pinoys! Gets nyo naman yung “weh, di nga..” Or “kwentong balbal” diba? Ganun lang yung concept ng article na to. Parang kwentong lasing lang na nagpapatawa.. Di porket nakapost sa isang mukhang seryosong website eh seryoso na.. Basa-basa ng mabuti!!

      • I DONT CARE KUNG Di nyo man alam ang ibig sabihin ng satire iisipin nyo naman bakit pera ang ilalagay sa loob ng balat! Ano ba ang value ng pera Mas mahal pa yata ang operasyon na gagawin sa pag tanggal ng pera sa loob ng balat, at impeksyon na aabutin mo! OBVIOUS na dapat na JOKE yun! may picture pa na pinipindot ni Loren yung bilbil ni jinggoy, dibaPATAWA!! tsaka yung pag gamit ng absurd words and situations dapat na gets nyo na… Walang excuse kahit di mo alam ibig sabihin ng satire kung di obvious sa inyo na joke to PLEASE use your brains! Napaka OUT of TOUCH nyo sa reality, SOBRANG kaBOBOhan naman nung scenario kahit si Mr. BEAN hindi siguro gagawin yan!

      • imbis na tawagin mong bobo ang mga kapwa mo Pilipino bakit hndi mo na lang kaya sila bigyan ng kaalaman na kung totoo ba tong article na to.. Alam mo kung ano ang nagiging dahilan ng pagkababa ng mga Pilipino?? dahil sa mga katulad mo, na naniniira ng kapwa nila, imbis na tumulong, eh dada pa ng dada.. ayaw mo palang bumaba ang Pilipino eh, edi tulungan mo kapwa mo..

      • because your style is poor and tasteless…malicious and money driven.
        you’re the one who mock your self as a writer.
        your know the pinoy psyche and yet you expect them to think the way you are?
        then who’s bobo?
        I could not blame them for they are what they are…
        but you, who expect them to think likeyou, must be the one who’s bobo.

        Tips:
        1. if you have no malice on the top of each article write this—>What did you think about this SATIRICAL article? Share your thoughts below.
        2. Try to watch The daily show with John Stewart here is the link —- >http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/Shows/TheDailyShow

    • the person who wrote this article was just like this senator who waste our time a corrupt person dislikes a corrupt one…sad to say we are in the Philippines,,

    • Pakana na naman ni Pnoy ito. Ginamit na naman ang DAP para ipangsuhol sa gumawa nito. kelangan talaga matapos na itong administration na ito coz this admin is a FUCKING LIER…

    • LOL maling akalo ka naman bro! u cant trust article without author. dont be fooled by the article u all guys reading.. uso p pala ung mga ganito, kala ko p naman critical thinker n ang mga tao sa panahon ngaun.

    • So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. That means, this article is not really the truth… Please read carefully before you comment. Thanks/

    • Sana totoo pero I’m sure hindi.. Matalino si jinggoy sa kalokohan… Ang dami na nga nyang naloko na mga bumoto sa kanya, at patuloy pa din Nya tayong niloloko.

    • ung joke seneseryoso niyo… pag comedian ka sa pilipinas pwede ka ng maging presidente haha….. joke utakk ng mga tao d2 e .. LOL

    • WHO CARES ABOUT SATIRE AND LITERARY BS? Will a good overall aptitude at literary BS make this country rich?

      I have seen Pinoys who are good at reading compre but bad at math, science, engineering, business and practical skills. Just saying……

      Some Pinoys think their education is meant to make them feel superior and demean other people.

    • Ha? Naku Senator na ignoy sa travel policies sa U.S. nasanay sa sistema ng Pinas na lahat CASH. No, no, no yan sa U.S Tsong! Ang CASH exchange lang dito is the drug trade to avoid paper trail, OK? Pag nahulian ka ng napakaraming cash automatic na suspect ka either in drug business or money laundering scheme. Patay kang bata ka! Ang buhay dito puros plastic. So, ang mga pulubi kailangan may smart phone at yung gadget na I-aatach sa smart phone par ma swipe ang credit cards or ATM card, he-he-he Sorry Jinggoyskie. Pwede silang magnakaw ng milyon-milyong pesos sa Pinas. Dito Totoy pa sila sa pamaraan ng mga nakaranasan na nila dyan, mga hunghang!

    • Mga kababayan ko na nag post dito..hindi po lahat ng mga Pilipino ay nakakaunawa ng satirikal na mga artikulo lalo na po at isinulat sa salitang banyaga.wag po sana nating pagtawanan ang mga nabiktima ng artikulong ito kasi kung gusto lang nating magpahiya sa kapwa natin Pilipino eh tayo po ang nakakahiya..Sa mga kababayan ko naman na hindi naintindihan na biro lang ang nakalagay dito at ang mga nilalaman nito ay mga kaimposiblehan lang sana po ay pinag aralan muna nating mabuti ang nilalaman.hindi yung post kaagad tayo para masabing naiintindihan natin….Salamat po..

    • you have been victimized by malicious and unprofessional writers… a tasteless style to earn money(blogging advertisement).
      Satire? perhaps, but the style … mas ma baba pa sa mga pinag tatawanan nila at tinatawag na bobo.

      para silang nag hain sayo nang kontrata na yung pinaka delikadong bahagi eh naka sulat sa pinaka maliit na titik.

      mas nakakatawa yung panlilinlang kesa sa sinulat.

    • ahahaha tawa naman ako s mga napaniwala, bkit itatago sa balat kung pde nmn nyang idposit sa banko sa ibang name para ligtas sya d nmn cguro tanga c Jingoy hahahaha

    • sayang,hinangaan kita simulat simula na kumandidato ka Mr senator Jinggoy Estrada. mula pagka mayor hanggang sa maging senador ka,kc akala ko napakalinis mo,napasama kana sa pork barrel scam.ayaw ko parin maniwala,pero ito na ang talagang ibedensya na dapat akong maniwala dahil hindi na sa pilipinas nangyari ang mahulihan ka ng napakaraming pera.magsisinungaling paba ang america,sa pagkakahuli sayo.?ikaw ang bumaboy sa malinis mong pangalan.wala nang dahilan para magmalinis kapa sa mata ng napakaraming taong umiidulo sa iyo.,para sa akin.ngayun bulshit ka.sinayang mo ang pagtitiwala ko sa iyo.greeeeeerrr.

    • I like the part where it says the Head Security is Trevor Philip Ogg. I did not realize til I read that this is just a fiction story.The best character ever in any Grand Theft Auto games!

    • Juan naman… Siguro first time mo dito sa page na to? Here’s the very clear disclaimer on the right: So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

      O wag na masyado maapektuhan.

    • I am just curious. if it is true why until now there is yet no local news about the matter given the fact that local media people are looking for this kind of news.

    • PLEASE FILIPINOS… DON’T EVER BELIEVE WHATEVER NEWS THAT WILL COME OUT YOUR WAY…. COZ SOME ARE RIGHT BUT MOST OF IT WENT WRONGLY…. BE WISE NAMAN TO UNDERSTAND THINGS IN THIS UNIVERSE WHERE YOU AND ME EVOLVE…. ALL CREATIONs WERE LIVING HERE THEREFORE DIFFERENT KINDS OF THOUGHTS WILL BE OUT AND WRITTEN HERE… SO BE CAREFUL AND LET YOUR BEING ALWAYS AWARE AND BE THE KIND OF IMAGINAL’ BEING GOD WANTS US TO BE…. BE PROUD OF YOURSELF BEING THE CREATION…. THINK OF THIS QUESTION: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE, ASIDE FROM YOUR PROFESSION, POSSESSION, ABILITY, WEALTH AND YOUR NAME… ASIDE FROM ALL OF THOSE.. DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?????????? THINK AND ANALYZE THEN SUBMIT YOURSELF TO GOD… THANKS

    • I THINK WHO EVER DO THIS ARTICLE NEED TO GO TO MENTAL HOSPITAL….GET A LIFE AND STOP POSTING STUPID ARTICLE!!! NOT AN INTERESTING HUMOR!!!

    • mga filipinong kulang sa kaalaman, masyadong mapagpaniwala sa mga imbento lamang…kapag nagmilagro santo….bilib na bilib, akala totoo, kahit gawa gawa lang ng iba para mapansin lang…now this article is the same thing….imbento lang….many believe din, meron naming hindi, at meron naming curious…I THINK THIS ARTICLE IS NOT WELL A WELL DONE SATIRICAL ARTICLE….YAN KUMIKITA KA NA, DAHIL MARAMING NAGPOST COMMENTS.

    • Its fake….. Milions of pesos. .. Pag dinikit sa di din ni jingoy para na syang naka kwentas ng mala king bag…. 200k nga eh sa di na magkasya sa bulsa… Dinikit pa kaya sa dibdib eh dáti ng Malawi ang taba sa dibdib ni jingoy…

  1. This is not a funny news…a very sensitive issue that must not be included in your fictional news.makalagot nga fiction news..

      • Nkabasa lng ka sa dictionary unsay satire nghinambig napod dayon ka nga ignorante ang uban. That’s is not ur native word either so be fair sa wla pa nkabasa sa meaning dayon.

      • Ang yabang makapagsabi ng ignorante……mahiya ka sa balat mo baka mmaya, isa sa kapamilya mo hindi alam kung ano satire….lech! At dun sa mga nagsasabi na tanga naniwala dito, mas tanga kayo! Yan ang hirap sa pinoy nagmamarunong! Why cant you just let others know that this is just a joke, period. Ang yayabang…..

      • I DONT CARE KUNG Di nyo man alam ang ibig sabihin ng satire iisipin nyo naman bakit pera ang ilalagay sa loob ng balat! Ano ba ang value ng pera Mas mahal pa yata ang operasyon na gagawin sa pag tanggal ng pera sa loob ng balat, at impeksyon na aabutin mo! OBVIOUS na dapat na JOKE yun! may picture pa na pinipindot ni Loren yung bilbil ni jinggoy, dibaPATAWA!! tsaka yung pag gamit ng absurd words and situations dapat na gets nyo na… Walang excuse kahit di mo alam ibig sabihin ng satire kung di obvious sa inyo na joke to PLEASE use your brains! Napaka OUT of TOUCH nyo sa reality, SOBRANG kaBOBOhan naman nung scenario kahit si Mr. BEAN hindi siguro gagawin yan!

  2. True or otherwise, this moron lawmaker has to come back to PH as he had promised to do so and face plunder charges. Let him do his thing in the US as he waits his good day in court.

  3. I WONDER IF HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING OR JUST A PLAIN ACT OF BEING NO BRAIN , AND HE THINK HE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT, NO NO NO NO NOT IN AMERICA U CAN’T FOOL THE SECURITY PERSONNEL, NO HERE MR. JINGGOY ESTRADA.

    • So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

      • I think some people actually believe this because it doesn’t really sound so far fetched if you think about it.

      • Not really, how can you go so far in incising your own skin and placing all that money? Before you could even get away from a backwater plastic surgeon’s trailer table/operating room, you’d suffer from some sort of infectious septic shock and die in just 2 hours or less.

    • He has no brain at all because his first statement , the reason of coming over here in States is to bring his wife for treatment and that has been recorded in immigration system .Never ever change your statement and once you entered US soil they immigration officers will ask you the same simple questions and now be sure your last statement it validates your first reason when apply for visa and one more important to consider the physical appearance of his wife…bobo talaga..you can’t ask the immigration officers who you are that’s stupidity simply because it’s not relevant to the issue.

      • So, What’s News? is a satirical & fictional news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

        look at the site info..

      • di nga totoo ito eh gawa gawa lang ang news na ito basahin mo ng maigi hiniwa ang balat niya para mailabas ang mga pera

      • RE: his lump/or any illnesses– bakit ngayon lang cia nag request or seek an immediate 2nd dr’s opinion at sa US pa? Kundi pa lumabas ang scandal about pork barrel? Ibang gimmick naman dami ng gumawa ng mga ganyang stupid excuses don’t make your fellows a STUPID like you.

  4. I have just read this news and am thankful that the process of this case “Pork Barrel Scam” will not take it long in the ombudsman because he was identified as a true lump on breast the money of the Filipino people trying to hide but he was failed to do so. It is God’s plan that he will be caught in the act. This is a great evidence to all the OFW, TAX PAYERS & ALL THE FILIPINO CITIZEN.
    Kindly spread this news.

    • SATIRE is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, and society itself, into improvement.

    • ang dami bobong nag basa paniwalang paniwala.. before you say senator jinggoy is a moron please look at yourself in the mirror and say loud and clear MORON… MGA BOBO..

      • A STUPID SENATOR VOTED BY THE MASSA OF IMPOVERISED PINOYS :::: LETS SEE IF A PINOY SENATOR ( CORRUPT ) WILL COME OUT ALIVE ++++
        I HOPE HE GETS THE JAIL SO OTHER PINOY POLITICIANS WILL NOT FOLLOW HIS FOOTSTEPS TO HELL****
        WELL LIKE HIS FATHER ( JOSEPH ESTRADA ) LIKE HIS SON *****
        IT LIES IN THE FAMILY *****
        THE QUESTION IS WHAT WILL THE PRES PNOY WILL SAY THIS TIME ****

      • ang galing galing ni sir rod..ang talitalino. antandatanda na d pa marunong mgparespeto..feeling mo matalino ka? Compare mo kaya self mo kay bill gates d kaya kay einstein. dba BOBO din ang tawag sa kanila noon kase naniniwala cla sa mga bagay na d kapanipaniwala? Imbis na sabihan mo ng bobo tulungan mo nlng kaya. at naniwala cla hindi dahil mababa ang IQ nila..dala yun ng bugso ng damdamin. If you are paying your taxes you should know where they are coming from

  5. Well planned senator. Get arrested in a foreign country, and get a reason to avoid face your plunder case here in the Philippines.

      • did you also read? “in-place of his muscles” don’t take it literally..🙂 meaning its under his shirt.. it didn’t say INSIDE.. read again.. then talk again..

      • I DO …BELIEVE para sa akin sa maniwala kayo sa hindi.. mga kapwa ko Pilipino kung ano man ang puno yun din ang magiging bunga…in short kung onggoy ang tatay e..di onggoy din magging anak….

  6. lol….read it carefully…. money inside his muscle and skin??? do you think this is true? inside the muscle and skin..WTF!!!! before you comment negatively read it carefully…hahahaha

      • don’t make your self look like a smart ass because you’re not!! in fact, you just made yourself look more STUPID!! can you read this for 100 times? “they discovered bundles of money hidden inside Estrada’s ‘muscles’ and skin”!! and for godsakes dude, even the thing “scalpel” do you know what is it use for?? IN OPERATING ROOM TO CUT THE SKIN FOR AN OPERATION, so it means, it is not the shirt that had been cut, IT’S THE FUCKING SKIN!! before arguing with someone be sure that you “KNOW” the words the you are saying!! and for the record, this new is just “fictional” so no need to fight for this, just be entertain after reading this joke.

    • Can be darling, this news is very confusing.. I wonder if this is true cause if it is he will be crown as the most IDIOT man on earth..

    • funny.. you’re the one who needs to read again.. “in-place of his muscles,” What are you saying inside the muscle and skin? REALLY? you’re the one who needs to read carefully.. even if it not true.. man.. don’t be so high on yourself…

  7. Puro kayo mga naniniwala dito sa balitang ito.Ito ay isang kalokohan lamang.Bakit siya magpapa-aresto sa ibang bansa at magpapakulong dahil ba sa pagpupuslit ng mga pera ng Pilipinas?Ano naman ang paggagamitan niya ng mga pera doon?Sino ang magpapalit ng peso sa dolyar.Kung sa atin siya makukulong ay para lang siya nagbabakasyon sa mga resort.Katulad ng kanyang ama.

    • Sabihin na ntibg corrupt sila,pero palagay ko di naman sila or sya tanga para magdala ng madaming pera lalo at ilalagay sa pinatulan kaagad ang balita.he he he.CS lang mga kababayan.

  8. very satire, should have been more realistic so that many people think that it really happened. Good job anyway! give a clap to this.😀

  9. Re-Elect Sexy senator Jinggoy Estrada???? Wake Up Filipino be Wise
    what more we are expecting to this guy…………… He Is really A politician known with words of promises but caught in Action.. Smuggling his countrymen Money.. PDAF to LUMBS

  10. Ito ay totoo . Nakita ko si Jinggoy sa Hongkong Airport on Nov.2, 2013, sakay sa Cathay Pacific , Flight CX 870 / AA6074LA5252 via Hongkong / Los Angeles California. Flight departed 2pm with one escort whos bringing the bag searched by immigration police. Jinggoy was wearing stripped orange white polo shirt but no woman on them. On the next day on ABS CBN news said that itwas accompnaied by his wife.

    I have also a video capturing them at the airport.

    • So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

  11. hahahaha people nowadays are so guillible.😄 So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news. As said above.

  12. Don’t you know what SATIRICAL/ SATIRE means?! Before you believe and comment kahit tignan nyo lang po sana yung web address.. wordpress po ito.. blog ang mga pinopost dito.. kahit sino pwedeng gumawa ng blog.. one admin even posted this on facebook claiming how ashamed he is.. at ang dami namang naniwala.. haha! just proves how easily you could fool people.. before giving remarks that you’ll regret later, check your sources first!🙂

  13. it is not true news from strada aRREST because pls check who is the author and where is come from this news…example CNN NEWS , AL JAZEERA NEW, BBC NEWS ETC.

  14. nobody brings pesos in the US…he may be stupid, but “not that” stupid. and only stupid and ignorant people smuggles money in their body, never heard of international wire/money
    transfer?

  15. Pork Barrel indeed is VERY Dangerous to the Health of Senators, It can cause stupidity and BREAST LUMP SUM…see what happened to Senator Jinggoy Estrada..even how slippery the Milk Fish is, it can be caught thru the BREAST and Muscles and not in the mouth!…Bravo! you made PORKFECT Mr. Senator..nga-nga!

  16. means ADDING INSULT TO AN INJURY.Satire. for a one word.,,, taxpayers of the Philippines happy to heard this..caught in the act….iboto natin cla..para sa pag hihirap..este ,,,hahaha.

  17. i dont think this is true! why in all aspect Jinggoy would bring out PESO from pinas? he can just bury all his wealth if he wanted to hide them. lets not judge one another for us not to be judge…

  18. So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

    • walang mgawa sa buhay ang gumawa ng news na to.millions?means more than 1million..inside his skin and muscle?wow d para na syang bundat pagmasdan kc 100k na nga lng is mkapal na how much more of millions of pesos?hmmm ayaw ko sa knya pero ndi kapani paniwala news na to…millions inside his skin?MILLIONS ha..d pra na syang bundat o kya prang plaka kng gnun..gnyan tlga sa politica mgulo..may against and pro…totoo na pmnta sya don pro ung inside his skin?…unbelievable!!!

  19. ka mango-mango na kalse senador.gaba! wala ka man napriso di sa pinas kalamay mo gid da sa ta-te. tani guin upod mo si revilla para partners kamo duha. para may pulos hambalon na partners in crime kamo.

    • “yan ang dahilan kung bakit pinaliit nila ang pera ng pinas” para maitago at maibulsa “eh kung ginawa nila ng kasing laki ng banig ang papel na pera at ang coins kasing laki ng gulong may magnanakaw pa kaya

  20. “millions worth of Pesos” How can someone possibly hide that much money under the skin?
    “with the use of scalpel” Did he bleed? Any anesthesia used? I believe it will be best for the readers to analyze how the story was constructed first…there are lots of why’s on that story and we should not conclude right away. I’m not trying to save or defend Estrada but in case it is true, those people out there doesn’t look at Estrada alone but to Filipinos so think about the words you gonna use first.

  21. Even if this is not true, he must face such liabilities and be punished according to the law!! We are in great danger .. because of these thieves .. it is not really fair to our future generations who will work hard and sacrifice most of their lives just for these pigs and thieves live and enjoy their lives of not being convicted..

  22. kagaguhan. kahit stupid ang isang tao, di ka magdadala ng peso, ano pangpapalit mo sa
    mga ofw’s, buti nga kung mangyari yan kay jinggoy, pero siguro no one is stupid to bring philippine currency to america,

  23. So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

  24. Okey ang pagkakagawa ng balitang ito. Biruin mong naniniwala naman ang mga bumbasa nito na ito ay totoo…hay naku pilipino talaga…kung magbasa kayo, intidihin nyo naman ang balita….SO, WHAT’S NEWS na nga eh di pa naiintindihan na ito ay katuwaan lamang ng mga taong wala ring magawa sa buhay. pero kung basahin ang mga comments dito parang di alam ng iba, hahaha…anyway ako naman ay boto ring makulong ang mga magnanakaw…

  25. Patayin na sna ung mga politician na magnanakaw sa kaban ng bayan…at gahaman sa pera…mahiya nmn kyo uy…tma na mga kasinungalingan nyo…tamaan na sana kyo ng kidlat lahat…pra nmn umasenso n ung sambayanan Filipino…

  26. Panibagong panloloko na naman sa mga Pilipno…kawawang Juan!!!! at nagsangkot pa ng ibang bansa! Anyways there is only one God Who knows everything and the truth! so stop judging please!!!!

  27. DI NAKAPAGTATAKA NA ANG PINOY AY MADALING MA-UTO…KAHIT NGA LANG SA BINABASANG ANG LINAW NA SATIRICAL ARTICLE OR FICTIONAL NEWS AY NAUTO PA…ANG HINA NG PAGKAKAINTINDI…NATATAWA AKO SA BALITANG ITO AT LALONG MAS NAKAKATAWA ANG MGA NA-UTO NA COMMENT NG COMMENT GAYUNG DI NAMAN NAINTINDIHAN ANG BINABASA…NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • hahah!! ang ugali kasi ng pinoy alam mo ba? kung ano nakikita alam nila totoo lahat. kaya yangm ga action star na yan. kaya napasok sa pulitika kasi “bida” sila sa mga pelikula kaya akala ng mga tao ganun din sila sa totoong buhay

    • Sorry pero di ko alam kung magagalit o malulungkot ako sa dami ng pinoy na hindi naintindihan ang write up na to. Sineryoso nung iba, yung iba naman hindi pa sure kung joke ito. Ok lang sana kung ilan lang eh kaya lang andami nyo! Hindi ko alam kung binasa nyo talaga yung article o sadyang nakulangan na kayo ng iodine o sa sobrang kaaliwan nyong manood ng kabaduyan sa TV at sumunod sa kung ano mang kabobohang nauuso, ginawa na kayong BOBO ng panahon! Nakakalungkot, gusto ko pa rin sa Pilipinas mamuhay pero parang nakakawalang pag asa kung sa pano na magisip ang mga tao dito. Siguro nga ay sumabay lang kayo sa agos ng buhay pero may responsibilidad din kayo na payamanin ang utak nyo! Wag maging tanga please.. Kayo rin ang kawawa kasi pagtatawanan lang kayo.

      Nakakatawa yung nakasulat dito. Please get some culture pinoys! Gets nyo naman yung “weh, di nga..” Or “kwentong balbal” diba? Ganun lang yung concept ng article na to. Parang kwentong lasing lang na nagpapatawa.. Di porket nakapost sa isang mukhang seryosong website eh seryoso na.. Basa-basa ng mabuti!!

  28. This proved that jinggoy is corrupt! Upon his return to Philippines he must be escorted by De Lima from NAIA to Muntinlupa jail. Politicians must ashamed of this! first it was Helen gamboa, 2nd. was wife of Lapid thirdly, Jinggoy. NAKAKAHIYA!!!!!

  29. IT IS GOOD HE IS ARESTED IN STATES FOR SMUGLING PORK BAREL MONEY TO STATES. I HOPE HE WILL BE CONVICTED AND SERVED IN PRISON THE SEXY SENATOR

  30. grabe naman kayo makalait cge magnanakaw,,bakit ung mga binoto nyo ba hindi nagnanakaw buti nga at nakaladlad na cla e ung iba nagdedinied padin,,wala namang hindi magnanakaw sa gobyerno ng pinas asa pa kayo na may binoto kayong matino,,may nagawa lang na maganda dina nakikita ung kinuha mas malaki pa sa pinagawa,,,boooh sating gobyerno kahit isa walang malinis jan,,,,cge sino my kilala kayo,,

  31. Bago kayo magpost ng comments basahin muna ang yung tanong “What did you think about this SATIRICAL article? ” ang linaw linaw eh. Hahaha.. dami pa ding naniwala

  32. I really want this to be true. We all know that no justice will happen as long as this people are here in the philippines. They will just laugh and boast of how they can steal millions and get away with it. I was hoping so much that maybe justice will be given if not by our government then by others.

  33. The COMMENTS made by those nagdudunung-dunungan diyan ay more funnier and more stupid than what was in the article. Ang mga iba diyan akala mo alam na nila ang lahat, kung maka-comments samantalang ni pag-intindi dito sa article na ito eh, hindi nga nila magets eh, magkocomment pa sila in mali-maling english ? kayo ang mas nakakatuwa at mga TANGA !! Kung maka-comment kayo wagas , na akala ninyo komo nakatungtong kayo sa kung saang school kayo nakapag-aral eh akala ninyo alam niyo na ang lahat at free na kayong manglait nang tao ? RESPECT is earned PEOPLE !! And should I say, that RESPECT should comes first within yourself ??? just asking…………….

  34. These news is not true.. how come a money will be implanted inside his muscles or skin? The money also are pesos not dollars so it means only a small amount of money he tried to get past customs, but in the report he possessed a huge amounts of money. It means all his muscles are money which was implanted??? MOK MAFI si Ogg at ung nagreport nito.. hehehe..

  35. AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!! I would vehemently urge the government of the USA to let that cocky little bitch have a taste of prison since our legal system cannot do their jobs. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I just can’t stop laughing….

  36. SATIRE
    1.
    a. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
    b. The branch of literature constituting such works.
    2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

  37. “We asked him what it was,” said SFIA Head of Security Trevor Philip Ogg. “The cocky son-of-a-bitch answered me by asking ’don’t you know who I am?’”

    “I said no, who the hell are you?” narrated Ogg.

    • I can’t imagine how you fooled many filipinos with this satirical article. Even if Mr Estrada has stolen millions of pesos in his PDAF, it is not right for us to CRUCIFY him this kind of foolishness! I don’t like Mr Estrada anyway, but it is not right for us to destroy him this way! Anyway tha case is now in the court, let us see him defend himself in the proper court. I still believe that our Supreme Court will deliver the thieves in jail when time comes. So please STOP destroying him with your comments! WE ARE NOT GOD!!

      • The evidence of the Plundering Family……….

        Ma’am Jeremiah Mariano Agcaoili…..siguro hinde ka rin nagbabayad sa tamang Revenues mo dahil mas kinakampihan mo ang kampon ni SATANS na si Senatong Jinggoy “UNGGOY” Estrada…..

  38. sat·ire (str)
    n.
    1.
    a. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
    b. The branch of literature constituting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
    2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
    [Latin satira, probably alteration (influenced by Greek satur, satyr, and saturos, burlesque of a mythical episode) of (lanx) satura, fruit (plate) mixture, from feminine of satur, sated, well-fitted; see s- in Indo-European roots.]

  39. I just can’t imagine how you fooled many filipinos by posting this satirical article! Even if Mr Estrada was suspectd to have stolen millions of pesos in his PDAF, it is not right for us to destroy him this way. Anyway the case is now in court, let him defend himself. I don’t like Mr Estrada anyway but I believe we do not have the right to judge him. You already CRUCIFIED him with your comments!!! Let the proper court decide!!

  40. tayong mga pilipino rin ang dapat sisihin kung bakit kasi nilagay pa natin sila sa pwesto … sana po matoto na tayo ..wag nating e benta ang ating karapan na pumili..at suriin nating mabuti kung karapatdapat ba ang isang kandidato sa kanyang pwesto.maayo na po tayo sa kinabukasan ng pinas…pls po…..

  41. Sometimes fiction is all we can get. But, at least, even with its intent to tickle the funny bones, this article quenched our anger over the powers-that-be. Satire? Fiction? Who cares, it induced wishful thinking. Even for just a while.

  42. True or not the Estradas are capable of doing that, esp the stupid part”do you know who I am?” Mana sa ama sa kagaguhan

  43. “What did you think about this SATIRICAL article?” – the question declares the thoughts for this news.. and its in BOLD.. as clear as the water in the river.. stop playing.. we need accurate, trusted and reliable source… Thanks

  44. What is really the purpose of this article? The one who wrote this is more stupid than those Filipinos who believed on this.

  45. “INSIDE HIS BREAST” anong ibig sabihin nito? pinasok sa dibdib ang pera? malabo to? tapus tinahe cguro no? ayusin nyo nang kunti tong mga bali-balita nyo!

  46. People who believed or is asking whether the news is true is making me face-palm, and pissed at the same time… For those who took the news seriously, you are at SWN, a satirical news website. Go post your serious and idiotic reactions/comments somewhere else (pissed).

  47. how he was able to get his way free from our bureau of immigration personnel… malaking problema sa ating mga airport personnel. kapag mga matataas na tao walang inspection at libreng labas pasok pero pagka OFW o ordinaryong Pilipino napakastrikto ang mga hinayupak na BIID..

  48. yes, they deserve a fair trial but we just cant get enough reason to wait and see the TRUTH. Perhaps we’re just all tired to hear issues about the never-ending PDAF scam… that’s why evidences and exposes like these can be perfect steps to make a speedy trial so we will know how can we help so that justice will be truly served ….

  49. Who is stupid Jingoy or Erap ? ….. Answer Both but the people who voted for this two are not stupid they have no brains.

  50. Basahin mabuti…hirap sa mga pinoy ang tamad bumasa…pamagat lang akala naintindihan na…satire po..for humor lang but partially intending to point out that our dear senator is corrupt…pauwiin na yan bka di na bumalik…

  51. hahaha now you busted!too much pretending of never slept at night because of the issue!their afraid their name wiill be devastated! but the moron speak to itself scumbag!hahah you right guys big big idiot!!!

  52. Lots of ppl think that this is true. What it you put somewhere more visible that the article was only made up? This story has gone viral and ppl are seriously buying it.

  53. Pinababa mo na naman Jinggoy ang tinggin ng ibang lahi sa mga Pinoy. Nakakahiya ka pa, hindi baleng inispection ang katawan mo ng mga security ng San Francisco International Airport at proud kang ipakita sa kanila na sa’yo talaga ang dala dala mong pera, ai kaso hind naman ata talaga sa ‘yo ang perang ipupuslit mo kund galing sa kaban ng Pilipinas. Ako rin naexperience ko rin inspectionin mabuti ng mga taga Chicago domestic airport security, kc nakita daw nilasa screen maraming kumikislap sa katawan ko. Pinaghubad ako ng jacket, sapatos, pinadipa nila ako, pinataas kamay ko, pinabukaka ako, tapos iniscreen ulit ako, inicp nia cguro daw dahil sa mga gold na suot ko. At least akin yon hind ko un ninakaw, kaya proud pa akong ipagmalaki sa mga security na yon na ang nakikita nilang mga kumikislap sa katawan ko ai tunay na aking pag aari.

    • So, What’s News? is a satirical & fictional news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

      look at the site info first.. this is a SATIRE!

  54. Nabasa nyo naman dyan oh napakalaki, SATIRICAL article… ibig sabihin HINDI TOTOO! Kaya bakit kailangan patulan,, nakakatawa naman na may naniwala. Alam nyo kakapasok lang na balita, kasalukuyan nagpapahinga si Sen. Jinggoy at kasama ang mga kaibigan, nag uusap sila doon kung paano mas makatulong pa sa mahihirap na kababayan. NAis nila patindihin pa ang suporta at pagmamahal ni Sen. Jinggoy sa masang pilipino.

    Ang news nga na ito hindi naman pinatulan ng ABS-CBN, GMA-7 kasi nga peke eh SATIRICAL nga! Spoof kumbaga,,,, ganyan na ba kadesperado itong mga inggit kay Sen. Jinggoy Estrada.

    Kung gsto nila mahigitan si Sen. Jinggoy, eh di maglingkod sila ng tapat sa mahihirap para maramdaman din nila ang buong puso na pagmamahal at suporta ng masang pilipino.

  55. Try to look for the meaning of SATIRE in the dictionary. Paki basa na din ung description nung site kulay, red na box sa may upper right corner ng screen.

  56. Ito na yata ang pinakawalang kwentang taktika ng mga naiinggit kay Sen. Jinggoy Estrada… pati ba naman ang satirical article na ito, ginamit para sya masira. eh hindi naman bobo ang masang pilipino..

    Hindi po masisira ang taong may malinis na hangarin sa bayan. Proven and tested na yan.. dinanas na ni Sen. Jinggoy at Pangulong Erap ang ganyan pero ano? sa huli ang katotohanan pa din ang nanaig, nalinis ang pangalan nila at lalo sila minahal ng mamamayang pilipino lalo na ng mahihirap. Kasi ang puso nila para sa mahihirap talaga.

      • “Hindi po masisira ang taong may malinis na hangarin sa bayan. Proven and tested na yan.. dinanas na ni Sen. Jinggoy at Pangulong Erap ang ganyan pero ano? sa huli ang katotohanan pa din ang nanaig, nalinis ang pangalan nila at lalo sila minahal ng mamamayang pilipino lalo na ng mahihirap. Kasi ang puso nila para sa mahihirap talaga.” —- Baka isa sa mga relatives/friends/kapamilya nila itong nag comments?

    • agree po ako sayo kuya Katanga nmn n po un nd mkrelate jan nd binbasa ang article bkit nd po nyo tgnan mabuti bkit po peso ang iismugle-n ni sen jinggoy bkit po nd dollar kung sa san Francisco nya ginawa un saka tgnan nyo po ang Philippine article wala pong kparehas nyan n article,,,,,

  57. Itutuloy…..antayin ang susunod na kabanata. Baka naman balitang barbero lang? Pag Tutot lagot ka sexy sen. sa bayan ni Juan.

  58. Yun na nga, Ang nakakatuwa dito ay may mga na WOW MALI! Ipakita naman natin sa lahat na ang mga pilipino nagsusuri, hindi bobo! Ang ganito hindi pinapatulan at hindi tinatangkilik.

    Iisipin ng gumawa nito, mga bobo at mababaw ang utak ng pilipino..

    Si Sen. Jinggoy kahit nagpapahinga, ang masa pa din ang iniisip. Kahit may problemang ganito, hindi sya napapagod na tumulong sa mahihirap na pilipino, kaya sa halip na makiisa sa mga naninira sa kanya, suportahan na lang natin ang Tunay na maka-masang Senador Jinggoy Ejercito Estrada.

  59. hhhhhhmmmmm…i haven’t read any news article from yahoo or other news website…. pointing-out this kind of issue.. i guess its a bluff….

  60. Bago kau nag comment dba meron etong tanung na ito?
    What did you think about this SATIRICAL article? Share your thoughts below.

  61. Asking this question at the end is a deception. See ? Many were deceived into commenting as if the article is a news ….. Maybe nobody will read if at the beginning disclosure was made …….

  62. lol this news was very funny:) Sen.Estrada smuggle million peso on US???what will he do with our currency in US??,,but the funniest thing is many people here believes it……

    • its true or not hindi nakakatawa un pera ng pinas un..ganun lng…pera nyo maliit man o malaki pera pa rin yan ng pinas..pedeng maging totoo to pedeng hindi

  63. For those who believe this satire let me give you a hint: Ogg spelled backwards is Ggo – as in GAGO! Read before you leap: So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

  64. Trevor Phillips is a character from popular video game Grand theft auto V. The character’s voice was done by actor Steve Ogg. Fake story.

  65. through this blog/article, weve found out that there are still indios to this date who cud easily be deceived and trampled by being senseless ignorant. a mere blog cud measure a person his ability to think so as to grasp with and absorb. Pitiful filipinos…

  66. we will be feasting when scumbag aquino is arrested for the crime he was an accessory to regarding the billions of money that he knew has been withdrawn by the usa federal reserve and the bangko sentral from a forbidden account that is preserved at the land bank of the philippines and we will be feasting forever when he along with the masterminds will be sent to prison.

  67. we will be feasting when scumbag aquino is arrested for the crime he was an accessory to regarding the billions of money that he knew has been withdrawn by the usa federal reserve and the bangko sentral from a forbidden account that is preserved at the land bank of the philippines and we will be feasting forever when he along with the masterminds are sent to prison.

  68. Whatz up..? be careful always, After you live a comment, Do you know about the site after you read the news? if not you should know it because You just telling to your self that you are like those people who easily fooled. And don’t leave a comment that makes you like a moron. Know about the site before you live a comment. This site make me laugh.. nice Site. I just wish also some of the news will we be come true.

  69. kung millions of pesos ang natuklasan na nakatago sa dibdib nya, hindi kakasya yun. imagine, kung sa 1 million pesos pa lang eh isanlibong piraso ng P1,000 bill na; eh millions of pesos daw ang nakita eh…laki naman ng dibdib nya…

  70. “We asked him what it was,” said SFIA Head of Security Trevor Philip Ogg. “The cocky son-of-a-bitch answered me by asking ’don’t you know who I am?’”

    you a BIG BITCH mr. estrada

  71. yung sumulat nito… naka jutes na may kasamang albatros… tol, hinayhinay lng. Manood ka na lng ng “Alice in Wonderland..”

    • Naalaala ko tuloy noong panahon ng martial law na ang mga kaaway ni Marcos katulad ni senator Diokno ng Batangas ay sinalubong sa airport sa United states ni Senator Manglapuz, founder of the ” Movement for the Restoration of Civil L iberties in the Philippines”, Ang unang tanong ni Sen. Manglapuz sa matanda: Ano po ba ang” impact” ng aming movement dito sa America against Pres. Marcos’ declaration of martial law in the Philippines? Sagot ng matanda: Ano bagang “impact” na sinasabi mo … kayo ang mga “impakto”, umuwi na kayo ng Pilipinas at doon kayo makipaglaban kung kayo’y matatapang.. May point si Sen. Diokno. Pakiwari ko karamihan sa mga nag-comment ay mga nasa abroad lalo ng mga residente na sa united states na nakikisawsaw sa problema ng politika sa Pilipinas . Sabi nga ni
      Pres. Regan; ” If you can not put up just shot up” . At merong kasabihan sa tagalog, ” Ang maniwala sa sabi-sabi walang bait sa sarili “.At di baga’t ang tinatamaan nito’y ang lahat ng taong naniwala na agad sa unknown author ng article na ito. Come on… mga kababayan. Kung kayong mga naniniwala sa balitang ito, ‘wag ninyong daanin sa pa-facebook-facebook . Millions of pesos implanted sa breast ni Jinggoy to smuggle to the United States. Hindi si Jinggoy ang stupid …. kayo na ang humatol sa sarili ninyo. Nakakatawa. Bakit hindi ninyo ang bungangain ay ang kaso ng “AMPATUAN MASSACRE”

      .

  72. Its part of the plan to get caught in US as to not face pork barrel scam investagations, whose the idiot now him or us! lol…

  73. hey Morons.. Whatz up..? be careful always, After you live a comment, Do you know about the site after you read the news? if not you should know it because You just telling to your self that you are like those people who easily fooled. And don’t leave a comment that makes you like a moron. Know about the site before you live a comment. This site make me laugh.. nice Site. I just wish also some of the news will we be come true

  74. pinoy readers are not used to this kinds of articles . looks at them trying to figure out if its true or not … sa lahat ng di nakakaintindi o nagtatanong.. satire means a mockery or a parody . ..its a joke written to make you laugh …

  75. When you bring in money inside the US, no matter what amount, you should declare it. You may be ask what”s your purpose of bringing auch amount, except the $5,000.00 allowed for each passenger. The purpose of US Custom is to know your purpose of bringing it in and where it came from, and who are you as an individual. If you don’t declare it, its bound to be confiscated and you will be charge with smuggling. I know this because my late wife was a supervisor in the LAX custom and every month there was/is a Japanese national bringing in hundred of thousands of $$$$ to be loan to Japanese tourist spending money in Las Vegas. YOUR MONEY IS WELCOME HERE, JUST BE LEGIT, AND DON’T HIDE IT, DECLARE IT.

  76. hey neke, nekekeheye eng mge teeng de mekeentende keng ene eng ebeg sebehen neng “Satire”, ehehehehe, eh keye keye neleleke eh dehel gesteng geste nyeng megpeleke, ehehehehehehehe….

  77. totoo mn ito o hindi,,,may kasabihan “walang OTOT na nakikimkim” lalo na’t subrang baho
    hahahaha,,,kaya kaung mga magnanakaw sa kaban ng bayan watch out ..

  78. who the hell would like to cut his body just to hide million of pesos??? readers come to think of it, this is like believe it or not story.

  79. galing ng editor nito… Though it’s not true., the editor challenge us to think critically on how we read informations..

  80. ladies and gents, this is swn.com. it says right there: SATIRICAL article. i realize every juan will be jumping in glee if things like this REALLY happen, poetic justice right? but that is wishful thinking. what needs done is massive public outcry in the form of civil disobedience, peaceful rallies and other means to make these dirty politicians and equally corrupt government officials that we, Filipinos, have truly had it with them. i know it’s good to laugh at things like this, i had a good laugh too when I read this “news” article. but, kabayan, the joke is actually on us if we DO NOTHING!

  81. This article reflects on who are the idiots, granting this is true; Jinggoy, in assuming hat he can get past the US Customs, and several million Filipinos who simply voted or got paid for voting this idiot. And it will happen again, idiot politicians attempting to smuggle STOLEN or ILL GOTTEN wealth into the US and millions of Filipinos voting for these thieves. WE NEVER LEARN A GOOD LESSON.

  82. Nice one, So what’s News, true to your promise of news that would not make your readers depressed. 🙂. Wishful thinking news…if this was true this definitely will make me feel elated. 🙂

  83. hahahaha. natawa ako doon sa nagcomment; Art Docuyanan .. hahaha.. kwento ka pa. dami mong alam.. daming naniwala mga bobo. I realy like this site makes me laugh all the time. LOL. peace.. Know the site before you leave a comment po kasi.. ano ba yan. mga kabayan.

  84. ANU YUN?!@!@! sa pinas naka lusot ka,pero sa US, “I said no, who the hell are you?” narrated Ogg. – YARI KA….. harharhar

  85. maraming flaws sa news? na eto, even if di ka familiar sa satirical article, you will sensed it. It just doesn’t fit somewhere kya wish ko lang nung una pagkabasa ko na totoo na but on second thought hindi nga sya ganun ka-dumb at ka-idiot para gawin yun. kaya awat na mga pipol naandun na yan sa mabubuting mga kamay ang dala-dala nyang pera sa Tate

  86. haha…. magnanakaw ka kasi san ung sinasabi mong may bukol ang asawa mo s dibdib nya ay totoo isangkalan p ang asawa ah! dapat tadtaran nalang..

  87. some didnt get the goddamn joke… and btw, you cant launder a debit or credit card for those who suggested using them… damn

  88. it was believable until the last part where it stated that they inspected him with a scalpel and found millions worth pesos under his “muscles” and skin.. LOL… but LMAO on people who believed this was a true story.. but a little sad to know how uneducated some people are.. :L

    • really? did you really think reading this piece is already a sign of intelligence?

      I know a lot of people who are good at reading compre, but bad at math, science, making money and management. Just saying…….

  89. I sure wish na ganito kabobo si sen jinggoy… in the second paragraph I immediately told myself that this is not a legit news. ‘her wife’ ba? babae rin si jinggoy?lol..

  90. Oh my gggggggg?????!!!..i wish it would be TRUE.but read carefully millions of pesos counted??????hahaha nganga???I believe if million of dollars have compiscated to the senator….coz he is stupid senator.

  91. Wow if it is true good luck for him. parang tanga lang ano kahit million’s pa yong dala niya maliit parin ang value sa u.S dollar wala ba siyang bankcard or credit card

  92. “We asked him what it was,” said SFIA Head of Security Trevor Philip Ogg. “The cocky son-of-a-bitch answered me by asking ’don’t you know who I am?’”

    “I said no, who the hell are you?” narrated Ogg.

    Estrada apparently introduced himself as “THE sexy senator from the Philippines”, and that the bulge on his chest was the result of intense workout regimen he undertook months prior.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  93. So, What’s News? is a satirical & fictional news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

    SATIRE.. oh how I wish pinoys would relearn this.. we used to be good at this.. we used to laugh at this.. it used to make us think.. nowadays i don’t know….

  94. I wish this was true. I think it is about time we see, hear, and/or read something funny from the news. Too bad this is just a satire. Nevertheless, I laughed like crazy.

  95. mas bobob ang naniwala dito! ano ba sa palagay natin? si Jengoy ba ngayon lang nag travel sa labas ng bansa na di alam ang batas at kung papaano magdala ng pera para pang gastos? di yan laki sa bondok! kaya nga yan ang gusto ng mag chinese sa mga pilipino madaling maluko at mauto!

  96. The headline almost got me. but everything about the article is satirical. I wish it was true though. Even the comment section at the bottom already declared that this a SATIRICAL article.I wish everyone would read first before reacting.

    To the author. You made my day! Kudos!

  97. Basa basa din minsan pag may time para maintindihan ang totoo o hindi.

    What is So, What’s News?

    So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

  98. pilipino ba gumawa nito. its not funny. if you are a Filipino, you are a racist of your own kind. shame on you. this is the main problem we Filipinos have. people like you who just sit on their asses typing and making stories like this to mock these people in the government but in the real world you merely haven’t done a thing to facilitate change.

  99. THIS IS THE REASON WHY YOU DONT READ STUPID BLOGGERS !! THEY MAKE UP STUPID STORIES IN THE HOPES THAT PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE——

    THIS IS A SATIRE…MANGA BOBO !!!

  100. NO YOUR AIM IS CREATE PEOPLE TO READ YOUR STUPID BLOG….NOW THAT YOU INTRODUCE YOUR STUPID SELF… WE WILL TEL THE WHOLE FILIPINO WORLD, THAT THIS MONKEY IS A STUPID LIER….AND PLEASE. EDUCATE YOURSELF ABOUT WHAT A SATIRE MEANS. BEFORE YOU USE SUCH A WORD…YOU STUPID FILIPINO MONKEY… ..

    A SATIRE IS SOMETHING WITH A CARTOON YOU STUPID MOTHEFUCKER

    • Your comment is really amusing! There are just 5 things I want to point out though. =D

      1. You don’t CREATE people to read blogs, you MAKE them read blogs.
      2. This blog has a team behind it, not just a single person.
      3. You spelled LIAR wrong.
      4. “Satire – the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.”

      And last but not the least, let me quote your misguided words for number 5.

      5. “AND PLEASE. EDUCATE YOURSELF ABOUT WHAT A SATIRE MEANS. BEFORE YOU USE SUCH A WORD…YOU STUPID FILIPINO MONKEY… ..”

  101. Pero sa totoo lang Jininggoy ng (g*g*ng) yan ang mamamayang Pilipino. dapat dyan kalabosaa…ayaw kasing makpakalalaki..

  102. takdan man sab ta sa nay gipang oto!makalingaw nga tinonto…pag daot lang naa..mangaon nalang ta ug giunamos ani lami pa!binuang ra naa oi!

  103. Poe’s law:
    Without a blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody that someone won’t mistake for the real thing.

    Okay. And since the average Pinoy is not too familiar with satire, it’s understandable that some readers will get poe’d.

    But, but, the article is filled with sentences like this!

    “We asked him what it was,” said SFIA Head of Security Trevor Philip Ogg. “The cocky son-of-a-bitch answered me by asking ’don’t you know who I am?’”
    “I said no, who the hell are you?” narrated Ogg.

    And this!!

    Estrada apparently introduced himself as “THE sexy senator from the Philippines”, and that the bulge on his chest was the result of intense workout regimen he undertook months prior.

    And this!!!

    “Upon closer inspection with the help of a scalpel, they discovered bundles of money hidden inside Estrada’s ‘muscles’ and skin, that the senator was trying to bring in to the country.”

    Jesus Christ… Isn’t that blatant enough?

      • I laughed @ “Now you have to explain to them what blatant means.” I laughed for two reasons. 1. It’s true, it’s funny. 2. It’s true, it’s frustrating/depressing.

        Woe.

  104. Imbes na matawa ako sa satirical news article… Nalungkot ako sa kakabasa ng pagkarami raming comments… Nakakadismayang me mga kababayan tayong utu uto sa mga binabasa online… Sabagay. Kahit sa botohan.. Andami paring utu uto

  105. Enjoy lang po kayo diyan sa US at maghintay po kami sa pagbabalik ninyo dito sa Lupang Sinilangan po ninyo! Mas okay po dito kasi wala kayong problema hanggat may datong po kayo, okay dito. It’s more fun in the Philippines po Senator Estrada.

  106. So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

  107. dont make a joke about politics Person it may cause a bad result .. especially all People can read it via Internet all over the world.. If this is not true then good luck to the writer or reesponsible to this news

  108. Best satire ever! =p Much more better if this is not satire at all, will only means that if there’s no justice in the Philippines, these buwayas will pay for it somewhere else. Lol! Kanya kanya ng tago ng mga ninakaw nila. Mga gahaman!

  109. If he is freed and go back to the Philippines and run for any position he fancied for sure he will definitely win by landslide..You know the Filipino voters the greatest in the world..

  110. tagalogin nyo kasi para maintindihan ng masa. kaya tayo nagkakagulo kasi nga inles ng ingles di naman lahat nakakaintindi nun.. ayan tuloy andaming naniwala bukas nito tsismis na hanggang sa mauwi sa giyera. hay naku pinoy talaga, mahalin nyo kasi ang wika natin para ndi tayo maloko ng ibang bansa.

  111. I believe this was written for a good purpose, yet, we Filipinos ourselves mock our brothers who just happened to misinterpret this article as true. What a display of character!

  112. I believe this article has a good purpose. But it seems from the commentaries, we Filipinos mock our own kind who happened to misinterpret this as true. What a showcase of character! shame on you! Maganda siguro KWENTONG BARBERO na lang title! maka PINOY!

  113. The story is fake! Read their description: “So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.”

  114. that is not true dapat kasuhan un ngreport nyan o kya tanggalan ng liscence kalokohan article plng sablay n isipin mo nsa san Francisco US siya bkit peso un iismuglen nya bakit nd DOLLAR wwweeeeeeeewwwwwww,,,,,,

  115. wag namang sabiheng bobo si pare jinggoy.hahahah.magbasa basa din kasi,yong may mga negative comments tuloy ang nagiging bobo.di lang nila alam.hahah

  116. ang hirap kc un ibang Pilipino medaling maniwala hahaha khit nd pa nbabasa un nilalaman ng article nd iniintindi ng mabuti nksulat n nga jan oh nk capital letter pa SATIRICAL That’s mean nd totoo hahaha

  117. kulit nyo fiction nga mga news d2 ayan basahin nyo sa upper right.. “So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website.”

  118. e2 tanong bago maniwala ..kaya ba itago sa million sa katawan na d mapapansin ….. 2nd bakit peso dala pa … maghahanap pa ng money changer lol …. matalino rin senador na yan 3rd walang author ….. puzzle puzzle

  119. DALAWANG klase lang tao dito, isang “DI MAKAINTINDI” at “ISANG NAGMAMARUNONG na bobo daw ang di makaintindi”. bangayan kayo ng bangayan. simpleng non sense na article masisiraan kayo? kayo ang nakakatawa. kayo ang nagpahaba nitong thread nato. kayo ang pinagtatawanan ng ibang tao. kape kape muna para magising.

  120. Just think about it. Kaya bang itago sa loob ng suit nya ang million peso? Baka d na cya nun makalakad sa bigat, Isip isip mga matatalinong comentors…

  121. sa akin lang makapal ang mga mukha nila na sasabihin nila sa taongbayan na sila ay malinis……………….magnanakaw pala no.1 sa mga suporters sa mga estrada manahimik nalang kayo para hindi kayo kasama sa mapahiya…..ok po ba

  122. I don’t know the subject personally, so I know nothing of his personal circumstances. There is no way for me tell that this article will serve us well. I can’t throw garbage to a person just like that. We can do better..

  123. I doubt it this is true…
    Im not a pro estrada but he is not that stupid to do that kind of things….Its a HOAX………if not he is really stupid….

  124. I don’t think this is true at all, but wish it is. First, it’s so good to be true; second, the peso is too weak to be smuggled into the US if Jinggoy is that stupid to believe he could survive with millions of pesos in a dollared life.

  125. this is bullshit!wala na nga magawa ang blogger na ito kundi mandaya pa ng kapwa…wala sa panahon ngayon na manloko kayo ng tao, katotohanan ang kailangan hindi puro kalokohan…walang kwenta mga utak nyo ayaw nyong gamitin puro nonsense kaya di kayo umasenso eh..naghihirap na nga kalooban ng bawat Pilipino lalo nyo pa pinahihirapan sa kalokohan na mga pinaggagagawa ng walang kwentang blogger na ito. such a nonsense work of so called blogger..no brain!

  126. nakakatawa basahin ang SWN blog, dami pa rin naniniwala na totoo hehe, di na ako magtataka kung bakit madami nabibiktima ng online buy and sell scams kasi halus lahat ng pilipino naniniwala sa mga nakikita nila sa internet

  127. THAT IS CALLED KARMA .. KALA NYA MAKAKATAS SYA SA BATAS.. KALA NYA DI SYA MAHUHULI.. BUTI NGA… BARTOLINA SANA SYA, MGA MAGNANAKAW..

  128. LAX officials are too naive … they did not know what is Napolestic Cancer of the Muscles. They even operated it without a license surgeon.

  129. How embarrassing! This is just as worse as stuffing your body with cocaine to get through to a destination. I wonder how many more politicians are doing what drug lords are doing just to hide their stolen money! And just how many times has he done that and how many others have done the same??? BUSTEEEED!!!!

  130. How embarrassing! This is just as worse as stuffing your body with cocaine to get through to a destination. I wonder how many more politicians are doing what drug lords are doing just to hide their stolen money! And just how many times has he done that and how many others have done the same??? BUSTEEEED!!!!

  131. ANDAMI NA MGA MATATALINAW,, basa basa din what is SWN? bago mag comment sa fictional news na to…. buwaaaaaaaaaaaaa, kakahiya naman po.

  132. Satire or anuman ang issue nto…malapit kc s ktutuhan..kya di ntin msisisi ang mga tao na sbihin ang knilang nraramdaman..mainit prin kc ang blitang nakawan..salamat po😀

  133. **** IN OTHER NEWS, THE 7 YEAR OLD AUTHOR OF THIS WORTHLESS ARTICLE SCRATCHED HIS BALLS AND BUNGHOLE THEN LICKED HIS FINGERS ALA POPSICLE.

    GARBAGE.
    BULLSHIT.
    WASTE OF BANDWITH.
    WASTE OF TIME.

  134. banat pa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  135. kung ang isang ordinayong tao alam niya na bawal magdala ng ganyang cash… iyan pa kayang si Jinggoy? gamitin ang utak pag may time.. hindi ung pamimintas agad ang alam na isulat…. love you ..lols

  136. Reminder: this is SWM unofficial website for fun. Naniwala nmn kayo kaagad. Ayan o nsa gilid ng page. Basa2x din pag may time.

  137. Bogus report… How many millions can u really fit in ur body? Id say only a mil..unless pala its in dollars or uk pounds

  138. Ang alam ko ay father like son. Maliwanag na kinokurup nila ang PDAF na Sanjay para sa mga kababayan natin mahihirap. Kasama na sila ENRILE, BONG REVILLA, BONGBONG MARCOS, HONASAN, SOTTO,LOREN. sana. Mabilanggo slang lahat up ang di pamarisan.

  139. Peso “Hidden inside his “muscle” and “skin”… This news was so fake, walang bobong tao na mgtatago ng Phil money sa katawan para lang i- smuggle papunta U.S, bakit may mga taong ganito gumagawa ng maling information!??…

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  141. may i but in ang ama ni jinggoy hindi nagnakaw its the money from illegal gambling not
    the money of the people. C jinggoy dinidiin lang nila eh sakrifice ba nila ganon un.sa madaling salita lahat na nakaupo pareho lang clang lahat.

  142. sa mga taong nagbasa nito bago sana tayo maniwala ay intindihin natin kung totoo. sa palagay nyo ba magdadala sya ng php money sa US? nagkakasala lang kayo sa mga paratang nyo na walang katotohanan. gamitin ninyo ang utak nyo.

  143. walang mabaho na hindi lalabas . akala ko matino siyang senator? ina admire ko pa naman. yon pala mali ako. sorry na lang sir. wala na akong tiwala.

  144. This Satirical Article help suspects find another effective means to smuggle money of the people of the Philippines out of the country. If that happened, hope they shall still be caught.

  145. that is not true…i am from san francisco, california…and i talked to sen ator Jingoy Estrada this morning and it is not true….that is all a fake publicity….don’t believe the news…maraming tao lang ang sumisira sa kanya…..100% that is not a true new….he wasn’t arrested….okay.

  146. Jinggoy Estrada was so confident and arrogant in this situation, thinking he can do super things in a foreign land…if this is true, i will call it “KARMA”!🙂 Mabuhay Pilipinas.

  147. Panung nkalabas ng pinas si jinggoy as far as i know nka departure hold lahat ng sangkot sa pork barel scam na yan? gnun n ba ka worst ang pamamalakad at sistema ng goverment natin at ngawa pang nkalabas si jinggoy?

  148. I don’t think is true…He might be a corrupt but He is not stupid enough to make an incision out in his body to put millions of pesos in there..

  149. Like father like son or is it the whole dynasty of Estrada ejercito. Wake up Pilipino Paano matatangal sa puesto ang mga ganitong mga official Kung laging nabibili ang boto ninyo, pinagbabayaran din ninyo Ito dahil binabawi nila sa pagnanakaw ang ibibigay sa inyo me tubo pa.

  150. Like father like son, nakalusot Kasi nuong una kaya nawili, sana dito sa America makulong para walang special treatment. Wake up mga pinoy huwag ninyo ng I boto ang mga clan ng Estrada at ejercito puro mga kawatan yan kaya nga kahit na lumps na ayaw pa rin bumitaw sa puesto, mga ganid.

  151. maka panlait nman kayo parang napakalinis nyo….dyan nkkta ang totoong ugali ng pinoy kung hindi selosa tsismoso pumapatol agad sa mga sabi2 kya kunting issue lng dami agad nag rereact….sabi nga nila ang magnanakaw ay galit sa kapwa din magnanakaw hahai tingin muna sa salamin mga kabayan peace.

  152. dsapat kasuhan ang mga gumagawa ng ganitong news! nakaka sira kayo ng mood sa umaga,kung di mo iintindihin maloloko ka kaya kailangan bago maniwala basahin at intindihan ang laman ng news.nasa last kasi yung satirical article may question mark pa..

  153. Haha. I think Sen. Jinggoy is not that stupid to do that. Di siya basta basta magpapahanap ng butas just like other senators and congressmen.

    So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news. – AYAN PO. FICTIONAL lang siya.. so hindi totoo.. para sa mga nagcomment na totoo ito.

  154. “So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.”

    Nasa upper right corner yan nka post. Basa2x din pag may time. Wag maniwala agad