Handwriting Expert Reveals Signature Analysis of 3 Senators Facing Plunder Charges

Europe’s top handwriting expert Dr. Gillard Von Elton

MANILA, Philippines — Europe’s top handwriting expert Dr. Gillard Von Elton was invited to the Philippines to look into the signatures of 3 senators facing plunder charges, to see if their signatures tell the whole story.

According to Von Elton, graphology  is the pseudo-scientific study and analysis of handwriting, especially in relation to human psychology.

“Handwriting analysis is a reliable indicator of personality,” said the doctor. “People can define or judge someone based only on his or her signature alone.”

Senator Bong Revilla, who is among the 3 senators facing plunder charges, also expressed his interest in hiring a handwriting expert similar to Dr. Von Elton.

“A small slant on a person’s handwriting could reveal so much about his or her psyche,” added the graphologist.

Below are the findings and analysis for Senators Juan Ponce Enrile, Jinggoy Estrada and Bong Revilla:

bong sig specimenjinggoy sig specimenenrile sig specimen

103 thoughts on “Handwriting Expert Reveals Signature Analysis of 3 Senators Facing Plunder Charges

  1. Sino ba niloloko ng mga taong to…binoto ko pa nmn kaung 3…If we’re going to tackle everything, sa simula pag na release n ang kanilang mga funding w/c is the PDAF, dadaan yan sa kanilang mga kamay, if ever totoo ang kanilang mga sinasabi, di kaya sila magtataka na hanging yung pagkawala ng kanilang pera..My mga secretary or staff kaya sila n nag monitor sa kanilang funds…If ever kung totoo man…If hindi nmn, sino bang sira ulo n mag purge ng kanilang signature, senator kya yan….

    • Kung totoo ang sinsabi ng tatlong kagalanggalang na mga senador na iyan na forge yung mga pirma nila,bakit hindi agad nakita ng auditor nila ang discrepancies? Kung totoong wala silang alam sa mga transakyon ng kanilang mga tauhan,aba’y dapat cguru mgresign na cla..anong magagawa nila sa atin na kabutihan eh irresposable nga sila sa sarili nilang bakuran’

  2. hanap butas ang mga tanga. nag sinungaling na di raw sila magkakilala. ngayon magsisinungaling uli na may nag doctor ng pirma nila? pu!#$!@#$#na. corruption is more fun in the Philippines.

  3. Funny but unhealthy. Very few Filipinos can identify and understand the humor of a satire. Highly likely to spread misinformation.. -.-

  4. nakakatuwa ang notes ng bawat stroke, ha ha ha ha.. ewan ko nalang kung makakalusot pa sila dahil sa signature na yan na forged kunu.. milyon ang pinag uusapang forged signature di ba? e yung isang libo nga na ini issue na tseke sa BDO e katakot takot verification ng ginagawa ng banko, e yang milyon na yan,, wala bang verifications?..

  5. Kelangan matuto n tyong pumili ng canditates 4 election..,wlang silbi ang papogian t hba ng termino s gobyerno kung mpptunayan n isa k pla s Mandarambong s “KABAN”ng Bayan…kapal ng mga mukha nila..

  6. If i zoom the signatures, mukhang finorge nga… observing the three signatures looked like only one person signed it and changed the strokes, and did it slowly, kase there are parts of letter that are thick, parang may stop to look and follow the original. especially iyong last stroke parts… if i am the person signing it, dapat smooth iyong end, parang check lang at thin iyong point sa last letter, tapos walang parang shiver.the end part of the last stroke is crooked…and thick ang end point. i still think tgere are more senators who are involved… parang kinontrahan sila sa isang group of senators who are truly at fault, sila lang tatlo pindamay ni napoles. And i am also open, that one person can forge his signature…

    • Funny.. at nag analyze ka pa sa signatures na yan. katuwaan lng po yang article na yan, don’t take it seriously. Focus on the issue hahaha

  7. are they testing the authenticity of handwriting or how they wrote their names!!! yun dalawa sinulat nila ang kanilang screen name which is legal because when they were voted it can be counted because thats what people knew then specially the remote areas in the Philippines.

    kung hindi sila ma-coconfict dito sino ang me kasalanan yun ng release ng pondo bakit nila nerelease ang pondo ng bayan using screen names? ano ito lokohan na talaga. lantarang panloloko ng nsa kinauukulan sa nga taong ng halala sa kanila?

    • sabi nga ni bob ong “Walang pakealam ang mga tao sa katotohanan, sa tsismis lang sila interesado.”

      Alamin muna kc website na binabasa bago magcomment ng kung anu ano kaya tayo lagi naloloko eh kc hilig natin magmagaling sa dulo nun nalalaman naging mukha pala tayo tanga…

  8. Most of the comments here shows why politicians like Estrada, Revilla and Enrile get elected. Marami hindi marunong magbasa at umintindi.

  9. I am glad I didn’t vote for these philanderer. I hope they would follow the advice of Sen. Miriam Santiago – commit harakiri, Do ala Angelo Reyes.

  10. It look like pare pareho,iisang kamay lang ang gumawa.tingnan mo ky Estrada at Endrile ang letter E mukhang magka pareho..tingnan ang mga letters parang magkapareho lang ang style,ang pagka sulat,lahat.tingnan ninyo ng mabuti….at saka nakapag tataka,bakit puro opposition ang nasangkot bakit walang taga liberal party di a dapat sila lahat lalo na ang presidente cya pinakamalaking may pork barrel.si Binay,Legarda,Caytano,Scudero at iba pang taga liberal party…mukhang demolition ito ng malacanang…

  11. HAHAHA. I pity most of the people here who took this “SATIRICAL” article WAAAYYY too seriously… smh

    SATIRE
    (sat·ire)
    The use of HUMOR, IRONY, EXAGGERATION, or RIDICULE to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

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  13. YOUR POLITICAL CORRUPTION HAS ENDED. YOU CAN NO LONGER WIN IN THE REST OF THE LOCAL AND NATIONAL ELECTIONS…KAKAPAL NG MUKHA NYO…SAN NYO NYO DAW PALA NAKUHA ANG KAPAL…KAHIT D PA TAYO NAGKIKITA…NASASALAT KO NA MGA PISGI NYO SA KAPAL! KAILNGAN DYAN CHAIN SAW PARA NUMIPIS…. SPELL NYO NGA KARMA? BAKA D NYO ALAM…MARARAMDAMAN NYO NA LANG YAN…HAHAHAH

  14. wooooow… this doesn’t prove anything except that the signatures of the accused are seen on these documents. I don’t write an identical signature each time. With a different pen, fatigue, pace of writing, any many other factors would influence the way you sign. So no matter how fat the P’s are, how oblongated the O’s are, the “real” signatures and the “forged” signatures are very very very similar that you couldn’t tell which one is the “real” one if we blindly switched them. Total waste of money pa rin.

  15. Sa akin tingin sa mga tatlong signatures ay isang tao lang ang pumirma ng mga iyon. kasi
    parepareho hilig, bilog ng mga letra at ang kapal ng mga guhit ay halos isa rin lang.

  16. SATIR SWATIR, SATUR SATRES kahit walang WIKI basta may KIKI… HUWAT-EVor…mga seryosong nagcomment. na parang hindi binasa .. un ang mga nagago ni satire ahahahahaha

  17. Yun mga nag comment na akala nila’y totoo ‘to ay ang mga gago rin na nagboto sa mga senador na ito. Ang tatanga nyo at ang daling mauto. Ang dali talaga kayong maloko. Kaya nga walang matinong politiko sa bansa natin.

  18. I think we, Filipinos, in general get persuaded by our emotions so fast without really looking at the whole picture or investigating the entirety of this publication. Relax! It’s just a satire.

  19. hehe. with this, all the more will there be incidences of feigned high cholesterol and high blood pressure attacks to distract from the main issue….=)

  20. ba’t ganon? ba’t parang negative lahat na comment/analysis, parang wala na silang nagawang matino sa buhay grabe naman. hindi tuloy nagiging kapanipaniwala gawa ng “leading” yung analysis. i’m against corruption pero ibang usapan kase kapag kahinahinala ang imbestigasyon. sana wag naman nila gaguhin mga tao, ipakita nilang may fair deliberation kahit unfair yung nangyareng pangungurakot.

  21. Tangina niyo mga senador kayo! gago ba kayo? may nalalaman pa kayong paforge forge, EH BAKIT KAILANGAN PA TO?! EH MAY LIE DETECTOR TEST NAMAN. MGA PUTANGINA!

  22. whahahaha…. parang mga tanga mag comment dito mag basa muna kayo bago mag comment… di yan snsbe na forge ung pirma mga bobo… whahhaha!!!! ang sinasabi lang dito personality/attitude ng mga pirma nila.. kung baga inaanalyze lang ung pirma mismo nung mga senador… dyusmeh! walang konek mga opinion niyo :)))))))))) LAUGHTRIP!

  23. So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

    “So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website”

    cge comment pa

    • I agree. This is bullshit. Anybody could give meaning to anything. Halatang bias ‘to. Puro negative yung pinapakitang negative? The mind sees what it wants to see. Technically walang basis of truth rito, relative opinion lang yung binigay. Eh kahit sinong marunong magbasa at kayang magnhusga ng tao kayang gawin yan. This proves nothing. (#)

  24. Satirical is an adjective that describes satire, a work that is intended to ridicule the shortcomings and antics of a person or group. So, something that is satirical often looks like the real thing in order to make fun of it, like the sketches above. Ha ha ha, poor Juan de la Cruz….think first before you comment……

  25. This is so funny. People should stop being so stuck up and learn how to take a joke. The humor in this article is so glaringly obvious, I’m surprised people still missed it. Everyone takes everything so seriously. lol

  26. super duper funny! maxado tau seryoso, malayo tau tumingin pero ang sagot maLapit Lang, Satirical fellow pinoys! hahahahaha

  27. This is so hilarious. I salute your attention to details – truths and half truths. Bow ako sa creativity and imagination. Brilliant! More power to you!

  28. bakit kaya nag tao ang daling mag husga….. di mkapag antay… na uuna pa sa humatol kaysa sa hukom kaya siguro ganito ang bansa natin, walang pag kakaisa… kapayapaan naman dadarating din ang oras at malalaman din ang totoo..

  29. alam po namin ang salitang satire.. alam din namin ang ibig sabihin nyan.. di nyo kelangan ipagduldulan samin dahil nakakaintindi kame.. ung mga taong sinasabi nyo na sineseryoso ung site na to, they’re not commenting mainly dun sa article.. ang basis nila eh ung fact na me issue ung 3 senador dahil sa mga signatures nila.. kaya wala kaung karapatang tawagin silang tanga.. kung meron man, kayo un..

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