Bongbong: Signature on My Sons’ Report Cards Were Also Forged

bongbong-marcosMANILA, Philippines — Senator Ferdinand “Bongbong” Marcos Jr categorically denied allegations by a school principal accusing him of being an incompetent parent, tolerating his sons’ poor academic performance for the past years.

According to Jorge Hilario, principal of The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too, the senator has been signing off his children’s report card for several years, even though they have failing marks and doesn’t seem to encourage his kids to do better at school.

In a statement, Marcos said that an internal investigation of his office showed his signature on his son’s report cards, all having failing to barely passing grades from 1st Grade to 4th year in high school, were falsified.

“In my 19 years as a parent, I have always guided my sons to the path to which I think would bring glory to our family name,” said Marcos. “Never in this lifetime would I have tolerated failing grades, tardiness or pity grades (pasang awa).”

Marcos said the internal probe revealed the following findings:

  • The signature of Marcos which appeared on the report card of his son, Vince Lliam, from school year 2004 to 2012, were falsified.
  • A promissory note signed by Marcos and addressed to his eldest son’s teachers saying, “I hereby acknowledge my son’s lack of interest in his studies and therefore giving him permission to skip classes, particularly Science, Math & Language,” dated January 16, 2009, were also falsified.
  • A written message beside his forged signature on another son’s report card saying, “I am a busy man, my signature affixed herein is proactive for the rest of the school year,” is also not of his handwriting, and therefore, falsified.
  • Another note saying that, “I hereby authorize my chief of staff Ramon Cardenas to sign my son’s report card on my behalf,” was also forged.
  • Graffiti with “Bongbong 2016” spray painted and signed on various walls inside the school grounds were also not of his doing.

Marcos said he purposely kept quiet when the principal came out with his accusations in July.

“Instead, I instructed my office to conduct an investigation because I wanted to be very sure about what I would say since I didn’t want to misinform nor mislead the public,” Marcos said.

According to Marcos, he was never informed that a parent must sign-off his or her child’s report card every quarter.

“I thought we just have to pay their tuition fees and bahala na ang mga teachers sa kanila (it’s all up to the teachers),” he said.

Kailangan pa palang icheck kung may pinatutunguhan ang perang ibinabayad mo sa school (Who would’ve thought that there is still a need to check where the money you pay  the school is headed)?”

He added, “I’d rather be called stupid or ignorant, than be called an incompetent or useless father.”

Other senators, including senator Bong Revilla Jr. and Jinggoy Estrada will also undertake their own internal investigations to see if their children have forged their signatures for other unscrupulous purposes as well.

Stay tuned.

42 thoughts on “Bongbong: Signature on My Sons’ Report Cards Were Also Forged

  1. I think that is a false accusation… I’m not being Bias.. but think people… Isang magulang di alam ang nangyayari sa anak nila sa loob ng school?.. Since BBM parating kamasa sa mga school affairs nila.. Always with bonding with his Family… His wife na nakatutok sa mga bata?!!… You know what… Sa totoo lang you are nothing but a bunch of PAID journalist trying to Malign or defame somebody… Like BBMarcos here… You are a Binay Lap-dogs, are you not?… I am a parent, a father who is so busy … You are a bunch of Liars… Maybe a Marcos Hater?… Bias!!!… Why not POST something worthwhile as to how Binay ang PNoy used 50billion in just a Flagpole.. Or Post something like the results of the Damn Pork Barrel that the president dont want to scrap?… Maybe malaki pa ang maitulong nyo sa taong bayan di yung personala attack on somebody na lam mo agad na PANINIRA lang… Show the Proof of your News… Black and white Man… Di pure Speculations and BLOG that came from your OWN OPINION…

  2. Naku!!!… ang grabe nyo mag-post… bakit si Cory ba binantayan ang pag-aaral ni Pnoy?… o di kaya ni ninoy? Si bongbong Marcos talaga yan! ano yung sinasabi nyong di sya?!. Grabe kayong makapanira. Kung si Pnoy nga bobo nga daw sa ateneo sabi ng kakalase nya pero binoto nyong maging presidente, that made you mas bobo mga ungas! bakit di nyo post yung Napoles na Hitad na Magnanakaw?. O di kaya yung mga pagkuha ng tong sa mga druglords ng bise nyo. o yung trilyones ni pnoy na ayawa nyang bitawan? pera ng bayan yan na ninanakaw nila simula sa presidente nyo. personalan yan. Sino nagbayad sa inyo? kala ko napaka-ganda ng link nyo. Bayarang Bias din pala kayo.. Hak-hak-hak…

    • SATIRE site po tuh magbasa basa naman kayo!
      SATIRE: a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
      : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

  3. other comments are based also in hearsay, kwentong barbero
    “Apparently, si Bongbong ay forgery rin. Hehehe. I remember an old kwento na Bongbong isn’t the real Bongbong.” <— its so stupid to say things like this when there is no apparent proof.. bow, "Apparently" a singular person with no basis nor proof to back up their claims STUPID EIH??

  4. hay naku mga kababayan. Did you even know what you were reading? Satirical news ito. Sa madaling salita walang katotohanan. wag agad-agad maniniwala sa mga nababasa sa internet dahil nakakammatay ang maling akala. tsk2

  5. Ang balita ko yung tunay na Bongbong ay mayroong LUCRATIVE BUSINESS sa Bacolod. Gumagawa ng Piaya, barquillos at kung anu ano pang pastries. Hindi ata niya gusto ang pulitika kaya ganon na lang ginawa niya, behind the shadows.

  6. Dami pa rin talagang bobo sa Pilipinas. Kaya hindi tayo umuunlad. Medyo kailangang ilagay ang ‘Satire’ at ‘Sarcasm’ sa vocabulary natin.

  7. I cant believe how fucking stupid all those who believe this post. Meron bang school pangalan The Derek Zoolander school?? That’s from a movie. Is it FEEL TIME AGAIN?
    God you are all stupid, meron pako nakita na comments na meron ba daw evidences to support your claim.. Shit.. Ano ba mag basa naman kayo ng maayos bago kayo mag react.

  8. Gagawa ka ng article,hndi nmn kapani paniwala,,,,,
    Binase mo lng yung article mo sa pahayag ni bongbong sa pdaf scam nya,,,,
    Matalino mga anak ni bbm,and fyi,,tutok cla sa mga anak nila,,d lang nila ksama yung isa nilang anak,yung nsa ibng bansa na nag aaral ng kolehiyo..
    ,dmo pa dnerekta,,,idinamay mo pa mga anak nya,,,,tssssk,,hindi nmn gaya ng baya bayanihan nyu na abnoy….

  9. dI ba to kagagawan ng mga taong na gawa gawa bad publicity sa mga marcoses hirap na paniwalaan ang sirang midia. Wala naman balita dito sa america tungkol dyanpag puslit ng Pera ni jinggoy sa airport. Ganyan promennteng tao di makaligtas yan sa news dito. Ganon ba katanga si Jingoy basta na lang mag puslit ng pera sa bansa.

  10. Derek Zoolander school? Bwaha! Ben Stiller’s character in Zoolander? School? Tanga naman ng maniniwala sa kwentong to. At and tyaga ng nagsulat nito. Kalokohan!

  11. Grabe namang accusations to..Alam naman nating lahat na ang Ama ni Sen Bongbong nasi Former President Ferdinand Marcos e Nag top sa Bar Exam..Panu naging bobo…baka namanang bobo ung mga taong nais manira…haha..

  12. Stupid are those who believe in this SATIRICAL article. The name of the school is a very clear evidence of humor here yet you believed it is real!?! Hahay

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