BJMP to Release Periodic ‘Napoles-esque Updates’ for Regular Prisoners As Well

MANILA, Philippines — The Bureau of Jail Management and Penology (BJMP) has started implementing periodic updates similar to what the Philippine National Police – Public Information Office (PNP-PIO) is doing with Janet Lim Napoles, posting “situationers” via online social media Twitter.

“We wanted to show the public that there is no preferential treatment being given to Napoles,” said BJMP Officer in Charge CSupt Diony D. Mamaril. “Thus we decided to use the power of social media to tweet periodic updates on a randomly-chosen regular prisoner inside the New Bilibid Prison.”

Here are a few tweets by BJMP alongside Napoles’ “situationers” for comparison:

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tweet10Stay tuned for further updates.

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