Let’s Play SONA 2013 BINGO! [UPDATE: We Have 5 Bingos!]

This coming Monday, the 22nd of July, the President of the Republic of the Philippines will deliver his State of the Nation Address. We all know how boring that is going to be right?

To make it more exciting,  So, What’s News proudly introduce: SONA 2013 Prediction BINGO

Here’s how to play:

  1. Click here for 30 randomly generated BINGO cards. (Sans graphics)
  2. Choose and commit to your preferred card from one of the 30.
  3. You can also use the pretty card found below.
  4. Play along as President Benigno Aquino III becomes our Bingo Master for the second year in a row.
  5. Mark off the the middle portion first. This is the FREE space aka “dole outs”
  6. The Bingo Master will talk about a topic (i.e. “My love life is like a cheque, it’s blank”). If you have what the caller calls out (Jokes about love life), mark it on your card.
  7. Once you get five in a row, shout “Bingo!
  8. Can you get the “blackout” pattern?

You can also create your own BINGO cards with your own set of 24 predictions. Click here.

Enjoy and have fun with your family & friends!



[UPDATE] We have 5 Bingos! Here’s the full transcript of Benigno S. Aquino III’s fourth State of the Nation Address last July 22, 2013. Thanks for playing! 🙂







8 thoughts on “Let’s Play SONA 2013 BINGO! [UPDATE: We Have 5 Bingos!]

  1. This is great. It’s the duty of government to receive satires for its continual improvement & never-ending development.. dahil sa mga dyaryo at kanilang mga press releases na-conclude ko na “I WILL. . I WANT. . & i’LL DO. . “-type of government ito. . Puro “future tense” ang lumalabas sa bunganga e. . .and dapat tawagin sa gobyernong ito as of this time e. . . “THE FUTURE-TENSE” GOVERNMENT.. . or “THE FUTURE GOVERNMENT”

  2. another black propaganda!!! I want to see when your time comes how would you rate yourselves…This is another well known Filipino mentality…the Crab mentality so they say…

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