Overconfident Nancy Binay Dares the Filipino People: DO NOT VOTE FOR ME!

nancy_binayMAKATI, Philippines — With only two days left before 52 million registered Filipino voters head to their respective precinct to cast their votes, United Nationalist Alliance (UNA) senatorial candidate Nancy Binay held an impromptu press conference early Saturday morning at her residence for her to make an announcement to the Filipino people.

“Thank you all for coming to this last minute press conference,” said a spokesperson for Binay. “With Monday fast approaching, it is with great confidence for me to introduce your newest senator, Nancy Binay!”

Salamat po at nakarating kayo. Maaaring nagtataka kayo kung bakit ako nagpatawag tayo ng press conference (Thank you all for coming. You might be wondering why I called for a press conference),” said an unkempt Binay, who was  still in her pajamas and looked like she just woke up.

May napanaginipan ako kagabi (Last night, I had a dream),” narrated Binay. “Senador na daw ako at gumanda na daw ang buhay ng mga Pilipino (I was a senator and the welfare of the Filipino people was beautiful).

Nung isang araw lang, binilhan ako ni Mommy ng mga damit at sapatos na pangSenado eh . Kaya masasabi ko na sigurado na ang tagumpay ko (Just the other day, mommy bought me a full set of wardrobe for me to wear to the senate. That is why I’m confident to say that my victory is inevitable).”

She went on to add, “Kaya sa mga wala pa ding tiwala o di kaya’y hindi matanggap ang siguradong mangyayari (pause) bahala kayo sa buhay nyo (So to all my detractors who has no faith in my capabilities (pause) that’s your problem)

When asked by a member of the press how confident she was, the inexperienced candidate quipped, “Confident na confident! Made na made na talaga ako.

But the overconfident candidate did not stop there. Before handing the microphone back to her spokesperson, Binay made another shocking announcement.

In fact, sobrang confident ako na mananalo ako, no matter what, na hinahamon ko ang sambayanang Pilipino na huwag akong iboto sa Lunes (In fact, I am so confident of my victory that I dare the entire Filipino people to not vote for me this coming Monday)!”

When asked to repeat what she just said to avoid confusion, she said: “Inuulit ko. Sa mga boboto sa akin sa darating na Lunes, huwag nyo na akong iboto (I repeat. To everyone who’s considering voting for me this coming Monday, don’t. Don’t vote for me)!”

The previously soft-spoken Binay was now oozing with confidence and bravado that she went on to add, “Sa mga boboto sa akin, please lang ibigay nyo nalang ang boto nyo kay Falcone o di kaya kay Penson (To everyone who will vote for me, please kindly give your vote to either Falcone or Penson instead).  

“In fact, let’s make it more interesting. Dinedare ko kayo na ibigay nyo ang boto nyo kay Risa Hontiveros imbes na sa akin (I dare you to instead give your vote to Risa Hontiveros instead of me).

Tinitiyak ko sa inyo na mananalo pa din ako (I guarantee you all that I will still come out the victor)!”

After that, the press conference was over.

Are you up for the challenge? VOTE WISELY.

800 thoughts on “Overconfident Nancy Binay Dares the Filipino People: DO NOT VOTE FOR ME!

    • guys basahin nyo yung nasa right side ng website! >>>>>>>>>

      So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

      • WAG PO KAYO BASTA MAGSALITA. Black Propaganda lang po ito. Check nio po ung sa right side nung site.. Sino naman bang kandidato ang gagawa ng ganito. Kahit kayo di nio gagawin ito e. SIno kayang may pakana nito? Tsk tsk. kwawa naman si binay

      • Kaya nga may disclaimer sila. SIno bang matinong kandidato ang gagawa nito bago mag eleksyon. Pagkakita na pagkakita ko palang alam ko na na bogus at patawa lang ito. Don’t worry guys, ung mga maniniwala dito ay kulang sa pagpapalawak nang kaisipan. Sobrang mediocre nito para mayaning si Ms. Nancy Binay!!!

      • but you used a name, quote and unquote. this would only cause confusion to readers not in any way injecting humor.

      • Im only using my mobile phone when i read this article. I cant see the disclaimer that youre talking, i only see the article itself.. Ndi lahat nakikita ung disclaimer kaya ndi nyo masisisi ung iba kng maniniwala cla..

      • So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

        Dapat kasi i translate ito sa Filipino para mas maintintihan ng masa hehehhe

      • Haha! I was beginning to think if Nancy Binay was out of her mind saying that she’d still win without the votes of the Filipinos, entailing the notion that she would come out a victor via manipulating the voting results. Haha! Oh God, this is a good one. :)) Too bad a lot of people might have taken this entry seriously and probably now thinks Nancy Binay is a nut job.

      • baka binili na din ng mommy nya ang mga votes kaya over confident sya..para magamit ang mga damit na binili..hahaha

      • dhen. unfortunately this is just a free wordpress site. the owners are just freeloading and they can’t edit how it displays on mobiles. good thing you pointed that out

    • whoever is behind this “satirical and fictional” news site is either completely stupid or subtly brilliant. you already know how impulsive people can be and creating a bait like this so close to the election only means either of two things. one, the people behind this are insensitive assholes. two, they’re making a ploy to make binay look like a victim, perhaps gain new respect, or maybe force some glances of pity her way for being the bullied pseudo-politician.

      don’t get me wrong, i don’t support binay, but i don’t have a reason to persuade others to do the same. but this stint right here is going to blow out of the tiny proportion it’s supposed to be. whether that’s going to be a consequence of a very poorly thought out decision to “inject some humor” into philippine politics or of a cunning party who’s going to take advantage of the victim card is something we won’t know until the (rigged) results of the elections will come out.

      either way, i’ve long since lost hope in the politics of this country. the root problem has never been corruption or poverty, but a blatant and moronic lack of common sense that’s tumbled over the peak of tolerance and is now cascading like a vicious avalanche of apathy.

      i don’t know about you, but i’m not going to pretend i can make a speck of a deflection in this raging catastrophe’s course.

      having said that, carry on.

      • yup. i agree. forums that delves on sensitive matters have a moral obligation not to cause any confusion or chaos. that’s the only thing this site does. if one knows that it’s a satirical site, then whatever the article is about is no longer of interest. i noticed that intelligent people find the whole idea of this site offensive, and their owners highly insensitive. i’m sure they’re only trying to cash in somewhat. parang wow mali lng ito ni joey de leon. stupid humor na nakakaabala lng. one day they’ll kill someone na ginugulat nila not knowing that that person has a heart condition. jokes are nice, but only when used with caution. ingat na lng ang owners nito baka international news ang i satire nila bombahin pa pilipinas

      • How very cynical of you. This is overtly a satire. I can’t see how somebody would see it otherwise. I can’t place whether some of the comments here are being sarcastic or not. I’m thrown off because the “hahas” and the smileys.

        I’m not clear whether the joke’s on the guy who asked for the video of the interview or the person who keeps saying that this is a satire.

      • not a binay supporter either but ye i agree with you. These ridiculous stories are kinda funny but going over the line. It’s like hitting someone below the belt and claiming “not intentional”, yet doing it repeatedly. I think it’s more about “ridicule” rather than “humor”. For the record, I also think N. binay should just back off, she’s aiming too high.

      • magtagalog k nlng. ssbhn q dn n very well said yn kasi english e. ganda s pandinig. d nmn lht ng pilipino naiintindihan yan. lalo p yung mga pilipinong kumagat dito.

      • get out of the internet dude, you’re way too smart to comprehend this. we don’t care if your sorry ass got hurt for this mediocre aspirant (that you don’t even support. really now??). and your lengthy comment just made you double the mediocre that she is.

    • para ng sinabi ni NANCY BINAY na ang pangalan nya ay naka program na sa balota, na khit hindi cya iboto ay mananalo cya… then lets do it… tanggapin ang kanyang hapon… HUWAG SIYANG IBOTO!!!

      • yea. good comparison. i just hope that the people behind this could afford a paid version of wordpress. The articles here are well written (albeit the minor grammar mishaps), witty and fresh.

    • Is this a person you think to be a senator?Hallucination!!! she’s out of her mind!….in the tagalog and collloquial words…LAKAS TAMA! She really feels she likes her dad’s charisma.NO!NO!NO! the distance is like from Up North down South….LET’S ALL PRAY…

    • Whether this article is true or not (it could be just a simple demolition job, I don’t know), I still maintain that we should only vote for candidates who have a track record of what they have done and accomplished in the past that will give us a clear indication that they can make a good job of the position they are aspiring for….

      • Ang pagtulong sa kapwa at paglingkod sa bayan po eh ay wala sa talino;, INSICT nasa puso po yan.tulad din po yan sa isang Pamilya, marami po housewife lang pero maayos ang pag asikaso sa pamilya. Ganyan ko nakikita ang hangarin ni Nancy Binay. galing sa mapagkakatiwalaang Pamilya at malinis ang pangalan. mga iba diyan matatalino; sobra. pero puro bangayan lang ang ginaqawa. nakakasawa na. sinisiraan si nancy dahil malakas sa masa, pero ano man gawin nla sa kanya eh cgurado akong mananalo siya.

    • Even without this satirical article, Ms. binay showed her confidence for the win on one of her interviews in response as to why she did not come on one of the public debates with Ms. Ontiveros, she said something like “magkita na lang kami sa senado”… Confident, right? Maybe its because she always comes top 5 on surveys, kaya she feels confident…
      But everyone here is correct, there’s no wrong coz its an opinion- i cannot blame others for not liking her becoz of her inadequate qualifications, may iba nga naman kasi, although newbie in politics, they have proven something at one point of their OWN career (political background, educational background, popularity/star quality-, dignified journalist, public servant, religious leader, etc…does Ms. nancy fall on any of these or at least something like this? I dont know coz I dont follow her)… I cannot blame others who like her because they like her father-her family- typical Filipino fanatics. Whatever our side is, just hope and pray (as in PRAY!) evryone will be wise in voting, and that the would be elected officials will do their jobs with all their heart and soul- if not surpass their promises, at least keep them… This is philippine politics- crazy and unpredictable… Only in the Philippines nga di ba… Di man tayo nagkakaisa sa bets natin, i know iisa ang hangad natin sa bansa natin- umunlad together with its people… So at least, let us be one in prayer! Have a blessed day everyone! :))

      • tama, umunlad, whoever na manalo sana kapakanan ng bansa at ng bawat mamamayan ang unahin, isipin at gawin…

    • Nothing. Please note the definition of SoWhatsNews:
      “So, What’s News? is a satirical & fictional news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.”
      Source: https://sowhatsnews.wordpress.com/about/

      • then dont use real names! only confuses people/readers. you can be charged with libel with this type of “humor”. readers with no knowledge or have no time to know this type of website must be mistaken. luckily iv got time to know that this is just a ploy. just my opinion but this “satire” have no satirical sense, read better satire, meh.

      • Bloody hell, mate. If you get confused by this blatantly obvious fiction(which honestly seems like a very slight overstatement of the situation), then you should probably avoid the internet.

      • No need to point it out… it gets funnier when people don’t get it’s a satire…
        Then again, whose to say they are not trolls. Although, those CAPSLOCK ones, hard to pretend that are trolling

    • eh mas bobo ka pa pala kay Nancy Binay eh … wahahaha satire nga eh, SATIRE! SOWHATSNEWS ito! hahahaha

    • oh wag kang tanga…basahin mo muna bago ka magreact….
      Please note the definition of SoWhatsNews:
      “So, What’s News? is a satirical & fictional news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

      OH ALAM MO NA? O TATAGALUGIN KO PA?….BASA BASA DIN PAG DI BUSY HA?…TSK!

  1. Confident sya na mananalo… Bka me gawing milagro ang vp? :))) wala sanang lutuan sa boto… Vote wisely pinas.. Pra sa ikakaunlad ng bansa🙂 …

    • This is not just SATIRICAL… it is also FICTIONAL! this has to be emphasized. Other wise, it becomes derogatory and unfair… You should write “What did you think about this SATIRICAL and FICTIONAL article?” para klaro…

  2. hmmmm confident na mananalo kahit may panawagan na wag syang iboto hhhmmmm samteng smil feshi ano kaya magic gagawin nya!

  3. Well, I don’t think why people bash her, just because what, lack of experience? C’mon. Nahihiya ako kay Vice Ganda, kasi in the first place, dapat si Kris yung natamaan nung tinira nya si Nancy, Hello? Cory? Hi? =))) Sabihin nyua lahat ng hinaing ny’ll vote for Binay/

      • wag naman po sana react ng react!! basahin niyo muna bago magreact.. hindi nga totoo yan dba. alam niyo ba ang fictional??

    • So you want a person with no of experience on politics to be elected as one of our senate representatives. Um, the things she said during the press conference just shows how unprofessional she is for her line of work. Shees, OPEN YOUR EYES!

      • first off there’s actually no sense on all of these arguments since the article is fictional! secondly check your grammar if you cant do proper english then just do it in filipino and third..to all the others here who’s voicing out a piece of their mind..dont try to win the argument bu using foul words and discriminating one’s religion or preferrences..

      • dapat ikaw ang magtagalog nalang e.. ang yabang yabang mo hnd rin nmn pala tama ang grammar mo.. TO ALL THE OTHERS HERE WHO’S VOICING?? choices of words palang ang panget na.. tapos IS pa when it should have been ARE.. sa microsoft word kasi kayo magttype para may instant grammar check..

      • Ladies and gents, please. Most of the grammar here is so bad that you’ve probably broken any semblance of spellcheck WordPress has. While I admit that the flaws in spelling, capitalization and goddamn punctuation is an abomination fit for annihilation, that’s not the point of the discussion. Shoot someone’s ideas down with logical arguments. That would be fine. But simple stating that someone is wrong because they sadly weren’t born with the part of the brain that spells things right and uses periods and commas instead of ellipses(for they may not know what it truly is for) isn’t making you sounds any more correct.

      • nicole ikaw ung shunga eh.di naman nia sinasabi si kris,ang sinasabi nia nanay ni kris na walang experience nung pumasok sa politics.therefore dapatdaw si kris ung matamaan.bgo ka magsabi ng shunga sa iba magbasa ka history book.

  4. MANANALO DAW SIYA KAHIT HINDI NATIN IBOTO. OH ALAM NA , MANDADAYA YANG UNDIN NA YAN ! NAKAKATAWA KA, MAGWALIS KA NALANG SA MAKATI. NAKATULONG KA PA !!!! KALABAW !

  5. anu nmn kung dala ng iglesia? 52 million ang registered voters. wala pang 5 million ang registered voter ng INC

  6. hay stupid person lang maniniwala sa article na ito.. BLACK PROPAGANDA ang tawag dian,, any proof na totoo tong article na to? kung totoong may press conference e di sana napalabas na sa tv yan lalo na at sinasabi nagawa ni nancy na mang dare.. hay buhay nga naman gagawin ang lahat para lang sirain un kalaban sa pulitika. wag basta maniwala kasi karaniwan ung mga desperado gumagawa na lang ng kwento para sirain un kalaban nila.. Pakana na naman to ng kampo ni noynoy abnoy yan

    • maganda na rin yan, kesa manalo yan, alalay lang ng tatay nya, tapos gusto maging senador?? TIGAS NG MUKHA. magpapataba lang yan. kung di man sya ang may gagawin ng masama, yung tatay nya panigurado, mga makakapal ang mukha mga gahaman sa kapangyarihan, dpat sa mga yan, pinag papapatay. Nakaka init ng ulo. May hawak ako ng isang review center at SINISIGURADO KONG HINDI IBOBOTO NG MGA ESTUDYANTE KO YAN.

      • “kung di man sya ang may gagawin ng masama, yung tatay nya panigurado, mga makakapal ang mukha mga gahaman sa kapangyarihan, dpat sa mga yan, pinag papapatay.” IKAW ang dapat patayin. You’re extremely stupid. IKAW ang MATIGAS ang MUKA para sabihing gahaman lang sa kapangyarihan si VP Binay. ‘Di mo ba napanood yung advertisement tungkol sa Makati? Kasi LAHAT yun totooo. At hindi lang yun hanggang dun. Kasi I have first handedly witnessed how devoted he is to his people. LIBRE samen ang lahat. Pero di lang yun ang dapat ikahanga kay VICE PRESIDENT. Kasi siya yung tipo ng pulitiko na may puso para sa tao.

    • Very funny.🙂 But the comment threads are waaay more hilarious. People actually fell for it! And now my belief that a lot of people have not taken the Filipino adage “Ang maniwala sa sabi-sabi, walang bait sa sarili” is validated.😀 And why many Filipino voters should not blame the government for their many problems. Hindi nag-isip bago bumoto. Bow.

    • SHE’S ON THE SAME PARTIDO ANO. AND ANYWAYS, DI NA NAKIKIALAM YUNG PRESIDENTE ABOUT THEIR GUTS. BASTA KAY PNOY, BIBIG LANG. BAHALA NA YUNG IBA KUNG PANO NILA MAKUHA ANG BOTO NG MGA TAO

    • WOW libre lahat sa MAKATI oo pero HNDI NILA PERA YUN TANGA, SUBUKAN MUNG ILAGAY YANG MGA BUHAYANG YAN SA MAHIRAP NA PROBINSYA NA HINDI FINANCIAL CENTER NG PINAS DUN KA TUMIRA TGNAN NTIN KUNG MAY MAKAIN KA PA, YOU’RE PUTTING SO MUCH CREDIT ON BINAY’S KAHIT HINDI NAMAN NILA PERA ,,, ANG TANGA MO PO.

    • No, dear stupid person, this is not black propaganda, unless you are referring to this article being colored the same as the “person”(and I do use the term lightly unlike the concentration of melanin in her skin) in question. This is satire, meant to poke fun at what is going on around us. It is not meant to detract from individuals but the situation around them.
      There’s even a bloody disclaimer.

  7. kawawa naman siya na troll siya sa site na to.. haha.. humor lang yung kwento na yan//.. in fact fictional nga po yung mga news ng site nato haha..

    • kapatid.fictional lang ang nakalagay at inilalagay sa site na to. Kumbaga joke joke lang na naganap yang press con na sinabi..parang hinusgahan mo na din ang pasya ng iglesia dahil sa sinabi mo.. Basa-basa muna ng mabuti bago mag-react kapatid..

      • kapatid iglesia din po ako at bagong botante lamang, pero hindi po ba ang karapatan kong bumoto ay karapatang pantao? wala po ba akong karapatang mag-isip para sa aking sarili kung sino sa aking tingin ang makabubuti para sa bansang kinabibilangan ko? iglesia po ako, pero mamamayan rin po ako ng bansang pilipinas at masasabi niyo po ba sa akin na lumalabag ako sa utos ng Panginoon kapag pinili ko ang kandidatong ninanais ng aking puso para sa aking Inang Bayan? Kapatid, kung kaya mo pong makalista ng limang matnong credential ni nancy binay upang siya’y aking iboto ay baka tatanggapin ko, pero kung boboto ako ng kandidatong hindi ko mapagkakatiwalaan, namamatay ang demokrasya sa bansa.

    • Naku umpisahan mo na magpakamatay at nanalo na po sya minsan po magbasa muna ng maayos at mag isip ng mabuti bago manghusga at magsalita gaya nyan patawa lang ang article pero kung maka react kayo grabe tinotoo niyo na andame niyo na po nasabing masama

  8. HALATANG MAY PANLULUTO AT PANDARAYA NA MAGAGANAP SA LUNES!. PAANO SYA NAKAKASIGURADO NA MANANALO SYA KUNG HINDI SILA MANDADAYA!! KUPAL TALAGA!

  9. potek ka. baluga ang yabang mu.
    haha mandadaya ka lang. may panaginip kpang kwento jan. wahaha kwento mu sa pagong! lol

    • bago ka manlait tignan mo sarili mo.. mas bobo pa nga kayo eh.. FICTIONAL lang di niyo pa alam,.. look for a dictionary pls.. wag kayo judge ng judge kung d niyo alam pinagsasabi niyo.. wala pong katotohanan yung article. it was just made to confuse.

  10. What a pathetic low life, she maybe oozing with money and CONFIDENCE, but she too is oozing with trash. What a trash!

  11. Nagpakita ka pa ng Overconfident ah tignan natin.. Nancy Binay? Ulol Walang Nancy Binay na lilitaw kapag naihalal na mga mananalo..

    Sinira mo pagtitiwala ng tao sayo… Geh Goodluck na lang sayo Binay

  12. Kunga may Black Propaganda against BINAY, Noynoy agad??? hindi ba pwede mga tao na ayaw lang kay BINAY? mas abnoy man siguro ka…

  13. common sense lang meron ba namang kandidato na sasabihing wag syang iboto eh ..hirap na hirap nga yan mag house to house..para lang mangampanya …gawa gawa lang yan ng mga taong walang magawa sa sarili ….

  14. ang tanong totoo kaya to? is there any video or pictures that this so called “PRESS CONFERENCE” really did happen? bakit wala akong nakita sa TV or navbasa sa DYARYO ng ganitong scenario?
    baka naman propaganda lang to?
    ISIP-ISIP din…

  15. KAHIT NA DALHIN SIYA NG IGLESIA… HUWAG niyo pa rin siya iboboto! Hindi naman lahat ng dinadala nila nananalo. Mabilis po ang karma.

    • Not necessarily stupid, just uninformed. I apologize to your genius-level IQ and Uranus-sized ego on behalf of the human race.

  16. ATTN: To all who believed that this is true (even asking for a video???), the line for stupid people is right over there. Thank you.

  17. grabe nmn kayo..hindi nmn yta totoo tong article na ito eh…there’s not even a picture or a video to prove this article..

      • maka BOBO ha! hindi inintindi ung comment ko ( i know that this aint true and my post is directed to other commenters ) :)) or tanga MUCH ka lang!..

  18. ANG TATANGA NYO. SATIRICAL NEWS NGA EH. DI DAHILAN ANG PAGIGING MANGMANG PARA PANINDIGAN ANG PAGKAIGNORANTE NYO. HUMINGI PA NG VIDEO ANG TANGA. KINDLY LOOK UP SATIRE SA DICTIONARY MGA BOBO KAYO

    • sige pa. pairalin mo pa yung kabobohan mo dito. ni hindi mo nga alam yung salitang SATIRE.

      gusto mo balatan kita ng buhay diyan? hahaha

    • ke totoo o hinde, wag mo ng ipagtanggol ang bobo mong kandidato! eh ano kung satire? ang mahalaga eh HINDI SYA IBOBOTO DAPAT! tanga ka tanga! gusto mo suntukan na lang eh… bobo mong hayup ka! pinagtatanggol pa ang bobong kandidato…

  19. Grabe ang confidence ng Lola nyo, Ganyan na magsalita pano kung talagang nanalo pa yan? Eh di may Instant Hangin sa senado.

  20. ang level ng katangahan ng tao ay mahahalata sa kanilang iboboto. chos lang. hello, satire nga lang. “nasaan ang video?” boplaks!

  21. joke lang po ito…

    “News on this website should not be taken seriously and to be taken with a grain of salt. We are here to provide laughter to the public as an escape to our depressing world.”

    Soo.. lalo yatang nainis ung readers imbes na matuwa. LOL

  22. natatawa ako sa mga comment na puro lait kay nancy😄 just because naniwala cla sa article na to..nde bwal gmitin ang mga utak mga peepz

  23. To anyone asking if this is real or not, please learn how to read that box on the right corner. Yes, that’s right, this is fictional. Please use your common sense.

  24. that was very tactless…. how did she know ma mananalo cia? last tym i’ve checked wala sa family namin na iboboto siya….. and pag nanalo nga cia there’s this doubt na nandaya cia pati yng partido nya…..

  25. salamat Nancy Binay at binigyan mo kami ng rason para hindi ka iboto ng mga Pilipino ngayong Lunes.

    nagmamayabang ang “tinulak” na ito dahil isa siya sa mga inendorsong kandidato ng Iglesia ni Cristo.

    eto ang garantya namin, hindi ka papasok sa Magic 12 ngayong lunes dahil alam mo at lahat ng mga Pilipino na TINULAK ka lang ng tatay mo para tumakbo bilang Senador sa darating na Eleksyon 2013.

    walang mapapala ang bansang Pilipinas kung ihahalal natin sa Gobyerno ang mga TINULAK na kagaya ni Nancy Binay.

  26. totoo ba talang sinabi nya yan?? oh well kahit di nya sabihin yan diko naman talaga iboboto yan hehehe

  27. Pano ka mananalo kung hindi ka iboboto?!?ALAM NA!
    PAG HINDI KA NANALO..IPAPAKAIN KO SAYO LAHAT NG SINABI MO >:)
    Wag kang masyadong Mayabang NON-SEE BINAY

  28. You people seriously read an article but you can’t even read the shorter one that says that all articles are SATIRICAL and FICTIONAL? Are you all daft?

  29. Ganyan ba dapat ang ugali ng tumatakbong senador? -_-‘ Pinatunayan mo lang na hindi ka dapat iboto -_-

    • Late ko ng nabasa yung satirical sa gilid. Pero dapat lang na walang ganyang tumatakbong senador. Yun lang😀

  30. Will everybody read the right side ! This is just a fictional website! RAED it ….

    So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

  31. isa lang masasabi ko, nasabi nya yan dahil sa mga ipinupukol sa kanyang batikos. Ang tanong ko sa lahat ng NEGATIVE comments, GANO BA KAYO kaHUMBLE pra manahimik nlng kpg tinatapakan na? PANO nyo masasabing di kayo mga mandaraya eh kung sa simpleng EXAM sa school (mamatay na nde nandaya). wla sa experience o sa sinabi o sa nagawa sa inde nagawa. Look at what She can do to make our life better. Thank You

  32. bakit ang daming madaling ma utong pinoy? hay… talagang walang mang yayari sa pinas, eh kung ganyan ba naman ang pag iisip eh.
    well hindi ko rin naman siya iboboto
    No to Political Dynasty

  33. early impeachment might be held kapag naka upo ka na. :// too bad for you binay, hindi ka pa man nakaupo uma-attitude ka na.

  34. alam na.. ganyan din dati kaya nanalo tatay nya.. sa makati.. walang imposible.. nandun lahat, mtatalino, myayaman, koneksyon..

    • Nanalo si VP kasi magaling sya. Try mong tumira sa Makati nang madama mo ang mga benepisyo. UNGAS. And thank you, nasa Makati nga ang matatalino. I understand why you’re not from Makati. :))

  35. Baka naprogram na siguro sa pcus na mananalo sya kahit isang boto lng ang makuha nya. Kagaya sa ngyari sa probinsya namin. Hahaha. Anyway. Over confidence might be her downfall. Just saying. Hahaha. So vote wisely guys.

  36. So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news. PUTA! bago mag init ang ulo, pwede mag basa? di uunlad at lalong walang mangyayari sa pinas dahil sa ganyang pag iisip.. hay…..

  37. WALA PA NGANG NAPAPATUNAYAN, ANGYABANG YABANG NA. PHILIPPINES DONT NEED SOMEONE LIKE YOU. MANAGINIP KA NA LANG.

  38. Malakas ang loob m dahil bice president ang tatay mo, kaya hindi umuunlad ang pilipinas sa dahil sa ginagawang gobyerno na ganyan!,. Kahit wala naman alam sa politics pinipilit ang sarili para lang maka kuha ng pera sa gobyerno,.. Sa tingin mo ba BINAY mapapunlad mo ang pilipinas pag naka upo kana?! Eh ni isang plataporma wala ka naibigay sa taong bayan eh,. Ano gagawin mo dun? Papa cute? Papa picture sa mga media?! …. Kaya mga kababayan ko vote wisely lang po.

  39. I think she’s too greedy to aspire a senatorial post without formal experience but she is not that stupid to say these awful words in public. Anyone who believed this article is either trying to add fuel into fire for fun or just plain stupid. i think its the latter.

  40. hahaha :)) muntanga lang ung ibang tao, kase na-carried away sa satire ng article na to. lahat ng tao ngayon naniniwala na agad sa mga nababasa kaso hindi nman pinapansin kung san nabasa =..= for all that is worth, I’m sure sa mga taong nagbabash kay nancy binay, bumoto rin kayo ng mga walang experience ~ mga artista (like Lito Lapid, FPJ, Erap). Siguro nga kase kahina-hinala kase “Binay” sya, which is our VP’s father at mga namumuno sa Makati. Still, parang sumosobra na ata mga tao ngayon, kase ung iba nga hindi nakagraduate ng kahit anong course tapos samantalang sya lageng bina-bash. Oh come on people!

    • hindi dahil marunong magbasa ang isang Pilipino marunong na sya maka intindi. Yung disclaimer nyo sa tingin nyo naintindihan ng 80% ng nakabasa nito. Kaya nga mas maganda siguro kung tinagalog nyo lahat ng sinabi nyo dito, para maintindihan ng isang payak na Pilipino.

  41. people , people, before reacting bad And posing some negative comments, shouldn’t you try examine the article first?? this is a satirical article, meaning not true, if that press con is real where is the video of it to proof??? sad how people nowadays was easily fooled by social media, i am not on anybody’s side but as the saying goes, ask before you react

  42. mga kabayan, s tono p lng ng pananalita nya my gagawin n syang d maganda. and to the fact n VP p ang tatay nyang PANGIT!!! kya panigurado isang katarantaduhang eleksyon n nmn ang mangyayari s pilipinas. wag n tyong umasa s mga cnsbing vote wisely, or what. kung gnito ang nangyayari s eleksyon s pilipinas wla tlgang kahahantungan, sayang lng ang pagpunta nyo s mga presinto at lalong sayang lng ang boto nyo mga kabababayan ko….

    • ikaw anong akala mo sa pinas? mayaman na? na kahit alalay lang iboboto mo PARA MAGING SENADORA? uulitin ko SENADORA???????? sarap mung barilin. isa ka sa mga dahilan kung bakit di umuunlad ang pinas, UTAK ANG GGAMITIN SA PAG BOTO HINDI TINGGIL. saksakan ko ng kandila yang puerta mo eh.

  43. So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

    Anu ba yan….SATIRICAL AND FICTIONAL nga lang diba? magbasa ng maayos ha….

  44. alam naman nten na uso ang black propaganda ngayon, kung meron kayong video na maipapakita na 22o ito, mukhang maniniwala pa ako ehem kami, pero kung wala at puro salita lang, inyo na ang atricle nyo! sa kanya na boto ko!

  45. sa·tir·i·cal
    /səˈti(ə)rikəl/
    Adjective
    Containing or using satire: “a satirical magazine”.
    (of a person or their behavior) Sarcastic, critical, and mocking another’s weaknesses.

    ayon kay google..kaya wag o.a ang reactions please.

    • HAY NAKU. PATI SI MR. GOOGLE DINAMAY NA NG PEG. LET THEM SHOW UP THEIR FEELINGS. WE’RE JUST HUMANS, NOT GODS TO BE JUST THAT PERFECT, OKAY? LET THEM BE.

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  47. i can’t believe alot of guys still seriously believe anything from sowhatsnews even if this was seco…uh…third…no, wait..fou….fif….ah screw it, you get the idea.

  48. “What did you think about this SATIRICAL article? Share your thoughts below.”

    Nakita nyo ba ‘to sa taas ng comment box? Di po totoo ‘to. Kung sinasabihan nyo ng stupid si Binay, aba eh tingin muna kayo sa salamin. Lakas ng loob nyong manlait di man alam ang totoo sa hinde.

    • FYI, SHE IS A BS TOURISM GRADUATE FROM UP. SO WHAT? WHAT CAN A BS TOURISM DO WITH POLITICS? COMMON SENSE, PLEASE. BS TOURISM DOESN’T KNOW SHIT. OO, MERON MAY GANUN NA TAO BUT, SHE DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT LAW. AND TAKE NOTE: NAPATUNGANGA NGA SIYA NG QUESTION NG ISANG 8 YEAR OLD KID AND NAKATUNGANGA LANG SIYA DIYAN FOR 28 MINUTES (NA NAG TRIGGER SA KANYA NA MAGPASA SIYA NG RESTRAINING PROTECTION ORDER) ? BULLSHIT, ISN’T IT?

  49. If your going to ask me, i’m going to tell you 6 things.
    1. Hoax lang po ito, its not real c’mon
    2. B.propaganda gumawa nto,na b.cast b? Di naman db!
    3. Kaht sino tatakbo walang ganyang sasabihn
    4. Kung nagdare si binay o hindi i don’t care i’m NOT going to vote for her anyway.
    5. If your a SMART person you should know na factor ang experience sa kht anong larangan .
    6. I DARE YOU: NOT TO VOTE FOR BINAY. Be wise .
    HINDI NA USO ANG MANGMANG DAPAT MAY ALAM.

    • WELL, IF IM MISTAKEN, SALOOBIN YAN. I TELL YOU SIX THINGS:
      1. THAT IS SO COMMON
      2. LET’S SEE SA MONDAY ABOUT THE BROADCAST
      3. YEP, PARA PAKITANG TAO LANG. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON INTO THEIR MINDS. PAMINSAN MINSAN NA LANG ANG POLITIKONG GUMAGAWA TALAGA NG TOTOONG SERBISYO.
      4. I AGREE WITH YOU ON THIS NUMBER. ITS A BIG YES😀
      5. YOU KNOW, SHE IS NOT A POLITICAL SCIENCE GRADUATE. BS TOURISM HASN’T LAW DEGREE. SO, SHE HAS NO EXPERIENCE WITH IT (SOME LAWS THEY KNOW IS JUST FOR TOURISM USE)
      6. WOHOO! I LIKE YOU NA! I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOUR NUMBER SIX😄

  50. w0w sa c0nfidence teh! kahit daw d m2loy electi0n mananalo xa! an0ng maitim mung balat este balak teh Nancy!! w0oh!

  51. ah well Satirical naman eh
    haha
    Yung part pa lang na naka-pajama mahirap ng paniwalaan eh.
    Who in their right mind would go to a conference wearing night wear?
    Oh well

  52. confident kang mananalo kht di k iboto ng taong bayan?? isip isip lng din.. hndi purkit nanalo ang ama mo blang vice.president e mananalo kna ding senator? pwede b?? ang kelangan nming mamamayan ung my simpatya ndi ktulad mung mayabang.. kapag nanalo k nga wla ng mgtitiwala s mga nsa posisyon. hndi ito laro laro..

    grabe kayo.. wag iboto ang mga katulad nyan..

  53. I think the comments of people who do not read carefully are more entertaining than the article itself. They take everything seriously without knowing whether it is true at all or just an elaborate joke.

  54. Bakit nya inahamon ng ganyan ang sambayanang pilipino? Dahil ba sa sigurado ka ng mananalo dahil sa pera inilabas nyo? Ilang milyon ba ang ibinayad nyo ? Ang gusto nya lng palabasin na kahit ano pang gawin nyo iboto nyo man sya o hindi mananalo sya dahil bayad na sila. Haha. Walang personalan
    Base lng yan sa nababasa ko. Reaction lng. Kung di totoo bakit pa papapansinin diba?🙂

  55. News on this website should not be taken seriously and to be taken with a grain of salt. We are here to provide laughter to the public as an escape to our depressing world. . .
    haha FAiL

  56. hala andaming pumatol sa article. naku paano na lang ang mga boto nyo kung simpleng satire pinaniwalaan nyo?

  57. this isnt funny anymore people think that the press conference really did happen, magbasa po tayo ng mabuti nasa upper right hand corner nung site hindi po ito nangyari talaga hindi ako supporter pero tingin ko unfair to para sa kandidato

  58. Black propaganda nga. Binay pa din wag ki risa may napatunayan na si binay ang ganda na ng makati. Ginawa nanaman to paninira. Mga pinoy o pinay doesn’t mean na pinost Ito ay totoo na Ito Mak vote wisely kayo tas uto uto naman pala.

  59. So sure na talaga siya mananalo? OMygaddd! Ndi pa siya nakakaupo, uber na sa yabang! Wala pa naman napapatunayan pa. Sana naman sa kapwa ko Pilipino mag-isip naman tau sa mga iboboto natin. Ito ba ang klase na iboboto natin?

  60. Basa-basa din kayo bago mag comments:

    So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

    • HEY STUPID! TAPOS NAGPAPAKATAGA ANG GUMAWA NITO FOR HUMOR? THINK ABOUT IT, ASSHOLE. IT’S DEPRESSING AND IT MAKES TE PEOPLE GONE WORRIED LIKE SHIT.

  61. THIS IS NOT TRUE! that’s all I can say🙂 Don’t be an ignorant idots. Vote for those who don’t have BAD records. Coz they are the purest. Let’s all pray for our country. We need them!

    • BAKA IKAW ANG IGNORANTE. MAY BAD RECORD NA NGA ANG TAO EH. BIG DEAL NA YAN ANG NAGPASA SIYA NG TEMPORARY RESTRICTION AND PROTECTION ORDER DAHIL TINANONG SYA NG 8 YEAR OLD KID AT NAPATUNGANGA SIYA NG 28 MINUTES? ANO YAN? HOAX? BULLSHIT, ISN’T IT?

  62. Is this article true? If it is, it’s a surprise. Until now, I didn’t know that if you had a high enough level of stupid, all of the excess would spill over to delusion. I will not vote for her. Even if this is not true, I still won’t on the basis of her credentials. We owe it to our country. Pilipinas, isip isip din.

  63. Does it really matter, when you run because you are told to run your debt of gratitude is to the person or party who told you to run and not the Filipino people. You run to serve a nation and serving it demands more than an OJT experience of running a city, the senate is a legislative branch of government that would require a vision of the future and not an experience of being told to what to do.

  64. Teh, pakibasa naman ng maayos ang disclaimer ng website parang awa mo na. sineryoso mo masyado muka kang tanga eh. satire nga eh, SATIRE, may malaki bang bahagi ng satire ang hindi mo naiintindihan???

    • hahaha… tamoh! kini gyud mga tao. Feeling bright gyud! Kaulaw lang mo! Mas maayo pang maghilom na lang mo oi… ~hindi pala alam ang SATIRE! tsk tsk… Ma unsa naman mo nga DONG og DAY!?

    • ANG HINDI MO LANG MAINTINDIHAN, WHY PROTECTING A WOMAN WHO CAN’T EVEN DEFEND HERSELF ON AN 8 YEAR OLD BOY QUESTIONING HER IN HER PRESS CON AND NAPATUNGANGA NG 28 MINUTES? THAT’S PAIN IN THE ASS.

  65. Satirical or fictional article po ito. so, walang katotohanan.. haha sa lahat ng nagsasabing bobo si binay, then, better check ur dictionaries guys..
    -gud day and vote wisely…

    • OR BETTER CHECK YOUR TONGUE AND INFORMATION, ASSHOLE. DI KASI TUMITINGIN NG BALITA OR NAG RESEARCH MAN LANG.

  66. Karapatan ko para bomoto..pero sa ganitong election satin mas-maganda pang wag ng bomoto..Sakit nyo sa ulo!!!

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  68. haha this made my day =))). so much for Satirical news article. when i saw this? i was like, did she really said those things? :)) while im reading the comments sobrang natatawa ako and at the same time napapa isip is she really deserve this.? oh com’on my fellow filipinos :)) im only 17 at khit mag 18 ako ndi ako mag vovote ng taong ndi deserve sa isang posisyon. Totoo man po to o Hindi. kagaya lng din ntn siya. RESPETUHIN NA LNG NTIN ANG ISAT ISA:) may salitang KARMA nmn po e🙂❤ GODBLESS EVERYONE!GOODLUCK SA ELECTION!VOTE WISELYYYY PARA SA PILIPINAS!

  69. Hehe nakaka tawa Ung mga Iba na basta nalng Naniwala, humusha agad at nagkomento.. ni hindi man lang inalam,.. kung saan at kung totoo ba yung Nakasulat..haha huwag maging mang mang ,.,mangilatis din kasi para hndi pa Anga Anga .. tsk tskk ..sabi nga daw use your kokote…Godbless Philippines…discern and Vote Wise..
    Peace ..

  70. The election is a serious matter. Hindi na dapat nagjojoke ng ganito. Kung magjojoke man, make it clear sa simula pa lang ng article kasi may iba akala nila totoo. (Like me 5 minutes ago). disclaimer: di ko pinagtatanggol si Binay.

  71. makatanga kayo,,kayo mga tanga..FICTIONAL To…ung iglesia dian n ngssbng “Tae, hindi ako makapaniwala na dala ka naming mga Iglesia. -______- Kainis eh.” kayop mga tanga.d pla nio gsto iboto bkt nio boboto coz of religion?idiot..walang srling utak..questionin mo ung namumuno sanyo….shame on you!..

  72. Read the site…..Satirical article…. need to read first before u comment..ako man ayoko kay Binay but i find this article hit binay below the belt. kaya sa mga nagcomment ng negative kay binay. read the site you entered first… >.<

  73. Read the article again and try to understand if its reality or satirical. Its just a black propaganda. So vote wisely, Because of this I will now vote for no experienced Binay than educated Hontiveros who’s fooling me and filipinos with this kind of article. Kung ngayon pa lang niloloko na tyo sa ganitong article pano pa kung article na ng batas ang gagawin nya.

  74. BAGO PO MAG COMMENT BASAHIN PO MABUTI KUNG ANO ANG LAMAN.. BAKA PO KASI DI NYO NABASA NA ANG LAHAT AY KATHANG ISIP PO LAMANG AT HINDI NAMAN TUTUO

  75. Ms. Binay, you have to be careful with your statements. Were you just referring to your audience that day of conference? That maybe so little, can even be counted on your fingers including your toes. But how many percentage are there who can read this article? This will spread among readers, and can be read by millions of social networking habituals. I admire your guts to serve, the woman we are does not belong to the weaker gender anymore, but you have to choose the lines you’ll speak, You are a nationwide public figure now since the day you run for senatorial race.

  76. INC means incomplete mga tanga kze ang mga IGLESIA kurakot din pati jan sapilitan magbibigay ng pera tanga tlga mga INC.. INGLESIA gising gising mausisa pinagiiyot na kayo jan ng mga pastor..

  77. mga hampaslupang tanga! obvious na fake to…. url plang fake na mga bobo zehahahahaha
    pero agree ako dito “dont vote her”😄

  78. im not a fan of nancy binay pero sana before kayo nagcomment eh binasa nyo muna yung nasa gilid. kung totoo it, e d sana nasa balita na TV PATROL, 24 oras, Aksyon TV, Bandila etc.. ambilis naman maimpluwensyahan ng mga ito.

  79. hahaha!whatever…please vote wisely pinas!ano gagawin mo madam NB, magpadede daw sa senado! peace! Godbless Philippines!

  80. Ang ibig sabihin po ng SATIRICAL ay exaggeration o parody para gawing katawa-tawa ang isang tao o pangyayari. Sa madaling salita, HINDI PO ITO TOTOONG NANGYARI. Kaya mag-ingat po tayo sa pag-comment ng salitang BOBO, kung mas bobo ka pa pala dahil hindi ka marunong umintindi o ang pagpapakita ng matinding galit o inis, RELAX KA LANG TEH, JOKE LANG ITO.

    • IKAW ANG O.A, STUPIDA! DI BUMABASA NG NEWS OR DI KAYA NAG RESEARCH. HAY NAKU, KAPAG IGNOY NGA NAMAN. PA SATIRICAL PA ANG STUPIDA, NAGTANONG PA KUNG ANO ANG SATIRICAL. SHUNGA LANG? PAULIT ULIT?

  81. Dreams are very interesting and have been long studied by professionals. I do not know how will this impact the election on Monday. As I previously commented, there is nothing wrong with her. For my opinion, Nancy as senator? Not for now. There are other better options in the list. I think the dare she made to voters (early morning, she can’t wait to prepare an organized press con?) is an act of the subconscious mind or probably something deeper like the conscience. Well, it’s just me saying. If still she would win, I just hope she will treasure the trust the voters gave to her. Take it as a challenge. Take it as an inspiration. All the best to Ms. Nancy and to all candidates who have the heart to serve!!! God bless the Philippines!!!

  82. Distasteful and poorly written. I know N.Binay’s candidacy is ridiculous but this supposed humor didn’t even make me laugh. Calling it satirical is simply an excuse to proliferate confusion.

  83. Kung totoo ito, bakit hindi siya (Nancy) mag-dideny sa artikulo na ito. Tawagin niya ang lahat na press sa Pinas at sabihin niya ang lahat na ito ay hindi totoo. Isang black propaganda lang. Kung walang denial about this items hanggang bukas ng gabi 12:00 mn. Eh, di huwag natin siyang iboto. Sinabi niya, don’t vote for me! At tingnan natin kung mananalo ba siya.

  84. wasted my three minutes…plus a minute thinking if I will still have to leave a comment here but I did! funny…

    • Ay jusko antanga mo. Hindi sila kumakampi kay Binay, ang sinasabi nila, Wag seryosohin tong article na to kasi isa itong malaking joke. At isa ka ring malaking joke. hahahaha

  85. grabe na to… may disclosure na dito sa site na SATIRICAL ang site na to.. pati bago maglagay ng comment.. all in caps ang word na.. ano ba…. >_<

  86. Nancy Binay and Chiz Escudero (trapo) are not my beats..pero I could say, kawawa si Nancy Binay dito…hmmmmmmmmmmm feeling ko gawa ito ni Vice..hehehe galit siya kay Nancy Binay eh…Common sense

  87. Nancy, you are forgetting something very important….GOD IS IN CONTROL, NOT THE BINAYS! Stop trying to play god.

  88. For those who read the article, di yan totoo. In the first place dapat naibalita na yan sa tv. At sinong tangang kandidato ang sisira sa sarili nya. Vote for Binay please.

    • Real or unreal, she doesn’t deserve to be in the senate. inexperienced and she is just hiding behind her parents’ names. So, please DO NOT VOTE FOR BINAY!

  89. oops I read “TANGA” words there. Tanga to vote Nancy Binay? hmmm…. sinong ibobto mo yung mga taong may BAD RECORDS na? Sino ang tanga? akala ko ba pagbabago gusto natin? Give chance to her. Let’s see how she will perform! Malay nyo……

  90. I guess we should at least give Miss Binay a chance. Serving the public does not mean you have an impressive education or prestigious awards; it is the heart that genuinely desires to realize every dream of our Filipino people. Let us not misjudge the pure intention of the person to serve. In fact, many are those already in the position who are known to be well educate who fails to recognize “public service.”

  91. Kawawang Nancy Binay, ginawan ng black propaganda..She and Chiz Escudero (trapo) are not among my beats.GRABE NAMAN GUMAWA NITO SA KANYA…………hmmm, sino ba ang nakalaban niya?………PINOY HENYO TAYO…HEHEHE…..INITIAL IS VG…PUWEDE…PERO TAMA!hEHEHEH

  92. I’m an anti-Nancy Binay but I’m sure that this article isn’t real and it’s obvious. Stop the dumbness, guys!

  93. Kapal ng pagmumukha eh…kung ganyn din lng nman ang uupo bilang senador mabuti png mtulog nlang sya.,suot nya yung binili n mami nyang mga damit… asan ang utak kya nyan.

    • psssst! wag tanga ok?…magbasa muna bago mag react…basa basa din pag di busy ha? napaghahalata kayo masyado

  94. PANGIT ANG SITE NA ITO…ANG KARMA AY HINDI NAGPAPAALAM….WHOEVER IS BEHIND THIS..THIS IS NEVER A GOOD JOKE……BAKA BALIKAN KA NG GINAWA MO…IKAW RIN…BAKA MAKARMA KA.SHE IS NOT MY BEAT AND NEVER CHIZ ESCUDERO NA TRAPO BUT I CANNOT AFFORD TO READ ARTICLE LIKE THIS…PANINIRA…

  95. okey naman sya ahhh,,yong iba nga dyan matalino kuno maraming experience,,kaya matalino rin pangungrakot,,ang tatay nya matinong politiko naman ahh syempre magmamanarin ang anak,,

  96. Baka may mga hacker sa payroll ni binay, nde na binoto eh panalo pa rin… Bago maibigay yun source code kay comelec, kay binay muna🙂

  97. Better shut down this site…pangit talaga……Basta ako hindi ko siya bobotohin at si Chiz Escudero..Si Chiz na trapo, walang modo, lasenggo at mayabang….Dreaming maging President daw…hehehe,yan ang nakakatawa….

  98. ang daming tanga dito hindi yata alam ang SATIRICAL…..masyadong nake-carried away sa nabasa nila ang mga tangang toh! hoy basa basa din kayo pag di busy ha?

  99. Totoo man o hindi huwag naman manglait sa ating kapwa tao pareho tayo maganda sa paningin ng ating Panginoon. Ang kulay ni Ms Binay ay maganda at kayumangi tunay na Filipino.

  100. I REALLY THINK THAT THIS SITE MUST CLOSE COZ LOTS OF PEOPLE HERE DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT A SATIRICAL ARTICLE MEANS. OOOPS. NOT A PRO-BINAY HERE BUT I FIND THIS REALLY UNFAIR

  101. Ms. Binay, the government of the Philippines is far from being a family business where you can become a CEO in an instant with 100% probability just because your father is the president of the company. Even if you are not qualified and inexperienced for that position.

    Napakaraming nagawang maganda ng tatay mo sa Makait. Bat gusto mong sirain? tapos idadamay mo pa ung buong pinas?

    You cant even speak for your self in senatorial debates, how could you speak for the country? Through your father? Come on!

    Nakaktawa ung “Sure senator na ko kz ibinili ako ng mommy ko ng gamit pang senado!”

    ANU YAN GRADE SCHOOL? PAG NAIBILI K NG PAD PAPER FOR GRADE 3 IS SURE KA NANG GRADE 3?

    saka ung “Nanagilip ako, senador na ko at gumanda ang pilipinas”.

    ONLY ONE COMMENT: IN YOUR DREAMS.

    “Wag nyo ko iboto”

    NO NEED TO SAY IT.

    • wow cant you even take a hint that its just a joke???? you sound like this is all true damn! people now adays cant take a sense of humor who would do such thing like this!!!! tsk tsk tsk!!!! poor some people

  102. sa·tir·i·cal
    /səˈti(ə)rikəl/
    Adjective
    Containing or using satire: “a satirical magazine”.
    (of a person or their behavior) Sarcastic, critical, and mocking another’s weaknesses.
    Synonyms
    satiric

  103. It’s not good! It will destroy someone’s credibility either the subject or the person who created the issue. Why don’t we do something positive for everyone? Do you think your subject will not be affected by this? It may or may not but the people who admired most of the subject may fight back and until you realized, ….DI KO DAPAT GINAWA YUN!

  104. Nakakalungkot na madaming naniniwala sa ganitong propaganda. Madumi at masama ang intensyon nito na tinatago sa mga uri ng panulat. Iboboto ko si Nancy, sa paniwala ko mas may magagawa pa sya kaysa sa ibang politiko na mahaba na ang track record (sa panloloko ng bayan). Salamat sa mga sumulat nito- ang galing ninyo sa kasinungalingan.

  105. MGA PEOPLE PWEDE BA BASAHIN NIYO KUNG ANO ANG PURPOSE NG WEBSITE NA ITO!? FICTIONAL LANG ITO! O BAKA DI NIYO ALAM MEANING NG FICTIONAL? KAYA COMMENT KAYO NG COMMENT NG KUNG ANU-ANO! BASA-BASA DIN NG MAY KASAMANG PAG-IISIP PAG MAY TIME!!!!

  106. Her father is a good example! BALIW ang nagsulat nito! Lol. Baka siya ang naka “pajama” sa panaginip niya! hmmmm…. Lol. Salamat sa nag sulat nito, kasi BOTO ko ang #5 NANCY BINAY sa Senado! So LET’s VOTE Nancy Binay!!!! For a CHANGE! Go Go Go… Mother Nancy!🙂

    • her father is a good example? e anung nangyari sa negotiation nya sa china para dun sa mga nakabitay? aun, wala. inaagnas na ung mga pinoy.

    • STUPIDA! PARA MA-OVERPOPULATE ANG PILIPINAS AT DADAMI ANG MGA ILLEGITIMATE NA BATA AT PAKALAT KALAT NA LANG SA DAAN NA WALANG KONTROL. MAS BALIW ANG NAG SUPORTA SA KANYA! SHUNGANG TANGA TALAGA TONG PEG NA TO! WAHAHAHAHAH! KAPUSHUNGA TALAGA!

  107. Mahirap ipakipagsapalaran ang nag iisa kung boto na mapunta kay nancy binay na ang mukha ay hinde mapagkatitiwalaa, , , ,,lalong lalo na kung umasta ang akala mo personal property nila ang makati. .

  108. Kung sana yung pwedeng bumoto lang e pribilihiyo lang ng mga taong may trabaho at nagbabayad ng buwis, mga matitino sanang pulitiko ang nauupo para di nasasayang ang binabayad na buwiis sa kurapsyon. kaso it’s a right for every Filipino to vote.

  109. para ng sinabi ni NANCY BINAY na ang pangalan nya ay naka program na sa balota, na khit hindi cya iboto ay mananalo cya… then lets do it… tanggapin ang kanyang hapon…

    HUWAG SIYANG IBOTO!!!

  110. Ang tatanga nyo naman kung maniniwala kau eh fictional nga hello…this is not true… Obvious naman na paninira lang to..kung totoong may conference di sana napanuod nyo na sa tv..susme naman..mag isip nga kayo indi judgemental….

  111. para ng sinabi ni NANCY BINAY na ang pangalan nya ay naka program na sa balota, na khit hindi cya iboto ay mananalo cya… then lets do it… tanggapin ang kanyang hapon… HUWAG SIYANG IBOTO!!!

  112. para ng sinabi ni NANCY BINAY na ang pangalan nya ay naka program na sa balota, na khit hindi cya iboto ay mananalo cya… then lets do it… tanggapin ang kanyang haMon… HUWAG SIYANG IBOTO!!!

  113. talaga mananalo ka kung walang bomoto sayo? ano un sayo ang commelec anong sabi mong PA ka ang bobo para kang tatay mo hahaha ang lakas nang tawa ko sayo nagmukha kana tuloy si gma nandaya lang nanalo na. gaga ang puta! sa lahat nang nagbabasa wag iboto ang ambisyosang frog na yan
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  114. filipinos are so judgemental, we dont have any proof na sinabi ni nancy binay yan tsaka it shows on the upper right corner ng page na this is just a fiction and satirical news website. if you guys will believe this news alam nyo tawag sa inyo? gullible!

    • IKAW? ANO TAWAG SA YO? SHUNGA? NOT UPDATED? NAGA FB KA LANG SIGURO OR NAG YT THE WHOLE TIME KAYA DI NAGA BASA OR NAGA READ NG NEWS.

  115. HINDI NGA TOTOO ANG NEWS NA TO PERO HINDI PARIN KARAPATDAPAT SA MAGIC 12 ANG TAONG NAPILITAN LANG NA TUMAKBO DAHIL SA SULSOL. SAYANG ANG BOTO NATIN

  116. Kaya pala ayaw maki pag debate, kahit sa cheap comment lang ni vice pikon na pikon na. How much more kaya sa debate nila ni Risa? hahahahaha VOTE RISA!!!

  117. parang nakakairita na siningit pa si risa hontiveros sa dulo. nagkaron pa ng political campaign effect. feeling ko siya lang mismo nagsulat nito. LOL!

  118. Instead na matawa ako, nalulungkot ako habang binabasa ko ang mga comments. Yung iba hanep pa kung makapag ingles, yung iba wagas makamura pati religion dinadamay. Pwede bang magbasa muna tayo ng maigi at mag isip bago tayo magreact ng kung ano-ano. Kasi in the end, sino bang nagmumukang katawa tawa at tanga? If we can’t understand the word SATIRICAL ARTICLE, paano pa kaya ang ibang mas mahahalagang bagay? Ang simple ng article na ito, pinag aawayan natin.

    • Right. Before you comment pa nga, ang nakalagay, “What did you think about this SATIRICAL article?” So people should have doubts na nun pero they still voiced out their thoughts about something which is not worth of their anger.

      Satirical is not a common word and not everyone knows it. Siguro, they thought, it’s just another adjective na even when you know the meaning won’t affect the article at all. Pero, all-caps sya means highlighted, and you should know the meaning. Yet, they didn’t bother know the meaning kaya in the end, the article is true.

  119. hahaha… ngaun pa na lang ganyan n cya magsalita pano pa kaya pag naging senador na sya bka lalo cyang maging mapagmataas at mas apihin nya ang mga maliliit na tao……

  120. Magiging Senador ka Nancy Binay, sa ayaw at sa gusto mo, lahat na lang pinupulaan ka, siguruhin nyo na kayo ay perpekto lang ha, at mula ng maging tao kayo ay wala kayong pagkakasala sa mga sarili nyo kung makapintas kayo WAGAS

  121. How can you vote wisely if you don’t even know the meaning of the word satirical? OMG! that’s just so sad.

  122. asan po yong video nito? or kahit anong katibayan namaipapakita ninyo sa amin… paki post po ng video pls or kahit voice record lang… bitch pls!

  123. Whether this is a black propaganda or not, Filipinos MUST NOT vote Binay. Why entrust our future to someone who knows not even a single page of our constitution? Being a daughter of the Vice President does not make someone eligible to sit in a critical position of the government. Knowledge about politics and governance is not airborne Ms Binay. If you want experience, run as councilor.

  124. Not yet a senator and already a braggart? Can you imagine how she has planned to outstage Miriam in the Senate?

  125. Obvious ang paninira Ng Kung sinu Man ang gumawa nitongblog naIto. Walang Naganap n ganung press conference. Binary never said anything like this. Guys! Wag maniwala Dito s blog n Ito. Listen or watch s credible news like GMA news and ABS CbN.

  126. Mangmang lang ang mapaniwala niyang negrita na yan, ANG BUMOTO DIYAN, walang pakialam sa kahihinatnan ng Pilipinas. HAMAK NA ALALAY GUSTO MAGING SENADORA? ULOL!! Buti pa si Vice Ganda naging SK nung kabataan nya, e yang nancy na yan? mukhang walang ginawa kundi mag babad sa arawan. OO walang kwalipikasyon para maging public official PERO utang naa loob, ipagkakatiwala mo ba ang kinabukasan ng Pilipinas sa taong WALA MAN LANG experience sa PUBLIC SERVICE? sino pinag silbihan nya?? MAGULANG NYA! lol nakakatawa! Ni ayaw makipag debate panu, wala naman talaga alam sa pinasok nya, trip nya lang, anu yan parang CLASS OFFICER lang? pag trip mong maging officer GO GO LANG? kahit transferee, kahit di alam ang ang hymn ng school? IT APPLIES DIN SA SENADO, kung alam mong WALA KANG ALAM, WAG MAKAPAL ANG MUKHA AT PUMASOK SA SENADO. Magnanakaw, magpapataba, lang YAN PROMISE!! WALANG MAGAGAWANG MAGANDA YAN!! BILIB PA KO KAY LITO LAPID.

  127. OMG. Do we now have another bratty tradpol to endure? The haughty upbringing of tradpol dynasties is revealed.

  128. Ha,ha,ha. I thought this was meant to be light reading and a joke. Why did so many take it so seriously.Relax…Mahirap na ang maging “high blood” at “ulcer” personality.

  129. kagabi may nagtext sakin, sabi… “please vote for erap and isko for a change and to improve the image of manila.” napa-shit na lang ako. parang katulad din nitong article. napa-shit na lang ako kasi PRO-risa hontiveros pala to. hay nako. talk about desperate!

  130. Using this as a reverse psychology to all the voters, another politician adroit maneuver by getting all the voters to be more favorably inclined to her. Hopefully all the voters are wiser and don’t be fooled by these corrupt politician.

  131. “BASA-BASA” din kasi yung iba jan… sa tingin niyo sasabihin ito ni Binay? come to think of it, sinisiraan lang siya… hindi ako kampi kay binay pero mali naman yung siraan niyo ang walang alam na si binay.. only those pathetic moron ang maniniwala sa non-sense na article na ito…..=P

  132. Nancy I decided to vote you on monday, but this blog change my mind… It is just shows your not desrving to be a senator.

  133. BLACK PROPAGANDA, nancy binay cant say all of this! why you people are really against Binay? So pathetic!

  134. pinapa sikat niyo lang si nancy binay sa pag rereact niyo dito.. buti pa sa darating na election, wag niyo na lang siya i boto…

  135. Nanaginip din ako habang binabasa ko to, yung napanaginipan ko naging kabayo si Vice at sinapa si Binay sa ulo, ayun natanggal yung kakapalan ng mukha nya. Kaso namatay si Binay.

  136. VOTE NANCY BINAY FOR SENATOR! INGGIT LANG KAYO MGA HATERS!

    Ok, now that I got your attention, please READ THIS:

    “So, What’s News? is a satirical & fictional news website.”
    “News on this website should not be taken seriously and to be taken with a grain of salt. We are here to provide laughter to the public as an escape to our depressing world.”

    https://sowhatsnews.wordpress.com/about/

    Also, please do not vote Nancy Binay. OK?

  137. tsk tsk tsk. . . nagets ko yung aim ng site, but this . . . i think you crossed the line (whoever made the article)

    hindi din ako bilib kay Binay pero hindi naman tama yung ganito. . .

    • sweetie, this is just like Professional Heckler’s blog. All for fun, at the expense of Philippine politics nga lang. hehehe.🙂 I’m sure Nancy Binay-Angeles wouldn’t really be offended.
      I’m not voting for her either, by the way.

    • hahaha!!! A satirical article on another satirical answer?! Pinoys are soooo witty, when they want to be. Really.🙂

  138. bottomline is…iboboto nyo ba talaga sya kahit walang credentials? at least si Lito Lapid, nag loal government naman before nag senate….

  139. Alam na nya kasi pano manddaraya kaya kahit di sya iboto sure win pa din hahahaha oh edi sige ikaw na magaling🙂

    • guys,we all know that this is not true,pero bilang isang botante dapat marunong kau magisip,kilatisin nio..hndi q xa iboboto kasi napanood q sa isang news na wala xang nagawa on her own kundi laaging nakadikit xa sa tatay nia at isa pa KAYA DAW XA TUMAKBO DAHIL GAGAWIN XANG PUPPET NG UNA..see?
      well..vote wisely..

  140. Aint worth reading…people might be confused and think that Binay really uttered this challenge.Poor taste.

  141. SATIRICAL nga eh!!! basa basa din pag may time,pwede naman gumamit ng dictionary kung di makaintindi ng ingles hahahaha
    DINADAMAY PA NG IBA ANG IGLESIA NI CRISTO inggit lang po kayo kc hindi magawa yan ng iba…

  142. SATIRICAL nga eh!!! basa basa din pag may time,pwede naman gumamit ng dictionary kung di makaintindi ng ingles
    wag nyo din idamay ang IGLESIA NI CRISTO dahil di naman nito pinakikialaman kung sino ang gusto nyong iboto

  143. SATIRICAL nga eh!!!HINDI TOOO!!! basa basa din pag may time,pwede naman gumamit ng dictionary kung di makaintindi ng ingles
    wag nyo din idamay ang IGLESIA NI CRISTO dahil di naman nito pinakikialaman kung sino ang gusto nyong iboto

  144. tsk! tsk! tao nga naman gagawin lahat para siraan ang kapwa nila para sa sariling interes. halatang halata naman na paninira lang ang alam ng author nito. Pwede ka na maging storyteller! Hindi ako suporter ni nancy binay pero naman. sorry for the word P*TA naman may utak ba ang nagsulat nito?! at may time ka pa talaga gumawa ng ganitong joke ha?.. siguro nga joke to sa inyo pero para sa akin at sa ibang mga pilipino hindi to joke.. msyado nyung ginagawang katawa tawa ang botohan dito sa Pilipinas kaya ganun na lang tayo pag tawanan ng ibang lahi dahil hindi naten magawang seryosohin ang mga bagay na dapat pinagtutuunan naten ng pansin. TANDAAN NYO sa mga ihahalal naten nakasalalay ang kinabukasan, at ekonomiya ng bansa kaya sana seryosohin nyo ang botohan ngayon!

  145. iboboto ng IGLESIA NI CRISTO nag napagkaisahang iboto manalo man o matalo…sa ginagawa nyo sana manalo si BINAY para kainin nyo lahat ng msasamang bagay na ipinaratang nyo sa kanya!

  146. ang ganda naman pala ng magiging bagong senadora sya ang anak ni APO Brod VP JCB, cheers brods and sis🙂

  147. Asal kayo ng asal wala naman kayong magagawa o nagagawa. So this is why hindi umaasenso ang bansa natin dahil puro asal wala namang gawa. I’m not only directing this to the politician/s but frankly, to the people in this country too. I’m a Filipino pero honestly I think all of this rant wont help our country’s ‘cancer’ na talaga. I firmly believe that this website is full of shit and I haven’t even seen this on ABS or GMA or ANC or whatnot. Try nga ninyong maging si Binay for a day. See if you could handle all the stress from election.Try being in her shoes for a day.

  148. Whoever wrote this article….hindika nakatuwa…yung gawin mong katatawanan ang ibang tao ay napakamali…..sana sumaya ka sa ginawa mo….

  149. MUKANG TAKOT NA TAKOT SILA KAY BINAY AT GUMAWA PA NG GANITO..NAGREREACT AKO DAHIL PATI IGLESIA DINAMAY PA,KAILAN MAN HINDI NANLIMOS ANG IGLESIA SA MGA PULITIKO..MANALO SANA SI BINAY PARA NGA NGA KAYONG MGA INGGITERO

    • ate nauunawaan ko damdamin mo kaso sana kung inc ka nakinig ka ng teksto sabi dun iwasan makipagdiskusyon tungkol sa mga iboboto natin,,,, let them be kung anong gusto nilang sabihin…..

  150. guys basahin nyo yung nasa right side ng website! >>>>>>>>>
    So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

  151. nauuna kasi ang bibig..magbasa muna..satirical and fictional nga eh..maaring hindi sya qualified maging senador pero hindi naman po siguro sya ganun katanga para mgsalita ng ganito..vote wisely nalang po tayo!🙂

  152. totoo nga ang panaginip mo na natalo kay kaya ur thinking of commiting suicide. kung buhay ka pa ay go see a pshyciatrist dahil may topak ka na pareho ni Kris Aquino. Sobra ang yabang ng familia mo kasing itim ugali nyo. GO TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG>

  153. guys basahin nyo yung nasa right side ng website!
    So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

  154. I think. the blogger of this site is just stating his/her humor about the topic. It would still depend on the reader if maniniwala sya o hindi sa blog na to.. haha! wag kayo magalit. may right kayong magresearch ng facts at non fiction news..

  155. guys basahin nyo yung nasa right side ng website!
    So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.
    NATATAWA NA LANG ANG GUMAWA NITO, PINAGTATAWANAN YUNG MGA DI MARUNONG MAKAINTINDI

  156. guys basahin nyo yung nasa right side ng website! >>>>>>>>>
    So, What’s News? is a SATIRICAL & FICTIONAL news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

  157. haha..alam q hndi ito totoo pero kinilatis q yan,senador kagad gusto?ambiyosa ang peg ni atey..20yrs daw xa nag ojt?anong mapapala namin sa ojt mo..tsk..talaga nga naman kapag makapangyarihan go lang ng go..sana di ka manalo kawawa pinas..

  158. Kahit na di naman nya talaga sinabi to still I will NOT VOTE HER…aanhin ko OJT niya haha ayaw pa sumali sa debate eh kasi nganga lang sya dun if ever.. salamat kay VICEGANDA madaming nabuksan ang isipan kung sino ang KARAPATDAPAT na iboto🙂

    • yahh true kasi pag sumama xa sa debate malalaman kagad ng mga tao na isa xang puppet,walaang alam kaya dinadaan na lang nia sa mga religious group..tsk3..magisip mabuti mga pinoy na boboto..wag nio sayangin boto nio..

  159. Risa Hontiveros Baraquel has always been a cheat and can never be Senator. How desperate is her campaigning style have become now?! Kawawa naman siya. Pangalawang talo niya na to.

  160. ang ibang tao kc masaya sa kamalian at kapintasan ng iba, pinatatawanan ang ibang tao gayong sila din eh palpak, pag si binay nanalo nganga kayo

  161. bat ganun? halos mga naririnig ko pag kasama ang \iglesia ni cristo eh tyak na panalo nila ano bang meron sa iglesia ni kristo?

  162. Lakas din ng toyo neto, di porket may damit kna pang senador panalo kana? Pabili ka pa ng pajama ineng matulog ka na lang ulit baka sakaling manalo ka don. Olol mo.

    • whoever is behind this “satirical and fictional” news site is either completely stupid or subtly brilliant. you already know how impulsive people can be and creating a bait like this so close to the election only means either of two things. one, the people behind this are insensitive assholes. two, they’re making a ploy to make binay look like a victim, perhaps gain new respect, or maybe force some glances of pity her way for being the bullied pseudo-politician.
      don’t get me wrong, i don’t support binay, but i don’t have a reason to persuade others to do the same. but this stint right here is going to blow out of the tiny proportion it’s supposed to be. whether that’s going to be a consequence of a very poorly thought out decision to “inject some humor” into philippine politics or of a cunning party who’s going to take advantage of the victim card is something we won’t know until the (rigged) results of the elections will come out.
      either way, i’ve long since lost hope in the politics of this country. the root problem has never been corruption or poverty, but a blatant and moronic lack of common sense that’s tumbled over the peak of tolerance and is now cascading like a vicious avalanche of apathy.
      i don’t know about you, but i’m not going to pretend i can make a speck of a deflection in this raging catastrophe’s course.
      having said that, carry on.

  163. hindi naman lahat pero mali din siguro na idamay ang iglesia dito.lalot nakatahimik lang naman sila,baka sa ginagawa ng mga naninira eh lalo pang lumaki boto ni binay nyan

  164. whoever is behind this “satirical and fictional” news site is either completely stupid or subtly brilliant. you already know how impulsive people can be and creating a bait like this so close to the election only means either of two things. one, the people behind this are insensitive assholes. two, they’re making a ploy to make binay look like a victim, perhaps gain new respect, or maybe force some glances of pity her way for being the bullied pseudo-politician.
    don’t get me wrong, i don’t support binay, but i don’t have a reason to persuade others to do the same. but this stint right here is going to blow out of the tiny proportion it’s supposed to be. whether that’s going to be a consequence of a very poorly thought out decision to “inject some humor” into philippine politics or of a cunning party who’s going to take advantage of the victim card is something we won’t know until the (rigged) results of the elections will come out.
    either way, i’ve long since lost hope in the politics of this country. the root problem has never been corruption or poverty, but a blatant and moronic lack of common sense that’s tumbled over the peak of tolerance and is now cascading like a vicious avalanche of apathy.
    i don’t know about you, but i’m not going to pretend i can make a speck of a deflection in this raging catastrophe’s course.
    having said that, carry on.

  165. Wala! Nancy Binay? yung nag OJT sa nanay at tatay niya ng 20years? hahaha.. yung gusto senador agad? agad agad? hahaha.. at kayo! may pa sattire pa kayong nlalaman, tanggapin nalang sa ganyan lang talaga yang si Nancy Binay.. hahahah.. by the way, andito ba yung baklang si TYRONE JANN NEPOMUCENO? yung baklang walang kwenta? hahahaha..

  166. KUNG GANUN… BAKIT PA SIYA MAY COMMERCIAL SA TV? DAPAT TIGILAN NA NIYA IYON… AND IMPOSIBLE TALAGANG SABIHIN IYON NG ISANG TUMATAKBONG SENADOR. EH, HALOS PARE-PAREHAS LANG NAMAN SILA NA MAKUHA NILA NG ATENSYON ANG MGA TAO NA IBOTO SILA. BAKA NAKA-PROGRAM NA TALAGA ANG PANGALAN NIYA SA BALOTA. PERO KUNG GANUN, BAKIT PA NIYA SINASABI IYON? EH… ISA LAMANG PANAGINIP IYON.? HAHAHAHA

  167. sorry na lang pero ang mga boboto para kay nancy burak ay walang time basahin ang mga tulad nito. busy sila sa panonood ng showbiz telepantasya. but look at the bright side, once sa senado siya ay maglabasan ang mga kapalpakan nya na pati si daddy dearest ay maapektuhan sa kanyang tangkang maging the next Burak Obama

  168. hahaa..puppet of una?what the heck binay,20yrs ka nagojt?ano mapapala namin sa ojt mo?ayaw mo sa mga debate kasi matatalo ka..haha..wala ka kasing maisasagot,nga nga ka lang..tsk3..magisip po mabuti..i know dis is not true but still i will not vote for her..

  169. FICTIONAL MAN O HINDI.. DI KO PA RIN IBOBOTO SI NANCY BINAY. TANUNGIN BA NAMAN SI VP JEJOMAR BINAY KUNG BAKIT DESERVING MAGING SENADOR SI NANCY BINAY, ANG SAGOT, “KASI ANAK KO”… ANO BA NAMAN YAN. TSKA ANG EXPERIENCE NIYANG SINASABI AY, ASSISTANT NG MGA MAGULANG NIYA. PATAY TAYO JAN. SAYANG LANG NG SLOT PARA SAIYO BINAY.

  170. LOL are you’ll people nutz? its obviously a fake! for christsake. stop being an idiot to believe into something like that? f*ckng LOL!

  171. alam nyo kng cno my pakana nito c vice ganda. hehehehe, darating din ang araw ni vice ganda lalaos din yan, kylan lng sya sumikat lumaki na ulo nya hehehe

  172. Naawa ako kay Nancy Binay. Pero… mas naawa ako sa mga taong nag-comment violently AGAD-AGAD sa article na ‘to. You’ve made yourselves look more stupid than the Nancy-Binay-Fictional-Character here.

    See the question on the comment area? “What did you think about this SATIRICAL article? Share your thoughts below.” HINDI TOTOO ANG ARTICLE NA ITO. GAWA-GAWA LANG. FICTIONAL.

    So much for freedom of expression, SWN. She’s not on my list but this is unfair to Nancy Binay.

  173. Isa lang ang ibig sabihin nito….ANO MAN ANG MANGYAYARI…MANANALO PA RIN SIYA DAHIL DADAYAIN NG TATAY NIYA!!! …the father had done that before…so what’s new if she really wins????

  174. kahit naman hnd ilabas yan hnd talaga ako boboto kay NANCY BINAY.. 2lad nga ng sinabi ni VICE GANDA, kahit SK or KAGAWAD hnd pa yan dumaan eh..🙂

  175. when vp binay visit roxas city, he is so disgusting…akala mo kng cnong vp kng manla-it sa mga taga roxas city at capiz…bastos kng mg salita na parang hndi vp kng mg comment cya about roxas city and capiz…khit anong mangyari we love Mar Roxas as the next President for 2016…

  176. Siguro wag natin siyang husgahan agad, meron din naman siguro siyang kakayahan, there is no harm on trying… gusto niyang magsilbi sa bayan, pero you don’t have to be in a position para magsilbi at maglingkod sa bayan but sabi nila she should start from the bottom, hindi mo nmn mkukuha yung position na chamba lng… dapat may knowledge and determination, step by step process… you should gain trust muna, run for mayor or any position below senatorial position, para makilala ka po ng tao, then it will grow unti-unti po kayang makilala sa mga good projects niyo and if people rely on you and needs you doon napo kayo tumakbong senator… this is a free country, you can do what you want ika nga pero think firsts, God is with you Ma’am Nancy, kasi naman si vice masyadong intriga kung ayaw niya iboto si Ms. Nancy dapat kanya nlng yun hindi yung sinasabi pa in public, syempre mpphiya nman yung tao, minsan kasi si vice below the belt kung tumira, though he is funny and people loves him pero dapat he should set some limitations….

  177. totoo man o hindi ang isyu about nancy binay she has no vote for me…poor girl…ksi mayabang din ang tatay nya…

  178. Pinatunayan lang ng artikulong ito na 80 porsyento ng populasyon ay BOBO! Marunong nga magbasa, pero hindi naman marunong umintinde.

  179. Mga bobo ba kayo FICTIONAL nga ee.. dun palang wala na dapat pag usapan pa ee..pinahahaba nyo pa ….ahahahahaha… GO Nancy Binay…!!

  180. Sa totoo lang OK lang naman talaga sakin si Binay nung umpisa. Wow~ tatakbo sya, matapang. Though walang experience, matapang! Inisip ko tuloy, pwede syang pagbigyan. Malay mo naman hangad nya talaga sa bayan ay kabutihan. Pero ang malaki ko lang tanung, pinanuod ko kasi yung dalwang episodes ng Harapan 2013 sa ABS… bakit wala sya? Yun na rin kasi yung chance. Gaya ni Casino at Belgica, nakita ko yung galing nila nung araw na yun… so ayun nasama sila sa list ko. Diba… bakit kasi hindi ko sya makitang nagsasalita. Yung bang makitaan sa ng abilidad, yung mamamangha ka. Tapus ngayun, puro kontrobersyal na lang. Hay… nakakalungkot lang.

  181. The comments are way hilarious than the SATIRICAL article itself. But with or without this article, my entire family will not vote for Nancy. Try kagawad muna teh bago mag ambisyon ng senator.

  182. kahit FICTIONAL man ang naging topic dto, eleksyon pa rin ang front ngayon kya wla pa rin cyang vote dto s amin s capiz ksi bastos ang tatay nya hahaha….

  183. C binay daming nagawa pa cute hahaha seryoso ayoko syang i boto dahil subrang pangit nya hahahahaa

  184. a this is my first time to visit this page and at first I thought, is this for real? is she really that confident? then i saw the SWN?? on the left side. this site is good. it only shows that some of the Filipinos are stupid enough not to notice the purpose of the page..

    well good job writers you really made me confused.. hahah but it was somehow funny..

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  186. I don’t particularly like Ms. Nancy Binay but I will still say this in her defense:

    A LOT of my friends think this is real. They share it with comments saying ‘Who does this b*tch think she is???’, ‘BOBO KA!’, ‘Eh di hindi! Idiot!’ etc. I thought it was real too and became very VERY angry with Ms. Nancy for a moment there. Good thing I have a habit of looking through the comments every single time a ‘scandalous article’ is on trend lol. Nothing wrong with making articles like this (I love articles like this actually! :D) it’s just that I hope you make it clear in the title or somewhere that this is fictional. It’s really unfair for Ms. Nancy. I mean, we’ve seen her being a bit overconfident sometimes but her fictional lines in this article does make her look like the ultimate b*tch. (which, *hopefully*, she’s not.)

    I hope you take note of this!😀 Peace out! Vote wisely registered voters!

  187. I think there is nothing wrong woth this post. If you are educated, you should know how to read Completely. It’s like taking an exam, you must read the instruction first before making a conclusion or answer.

  188. PORKET NAG INC NA ANG PEG GANYAN NA KALAKAS? WELL EXCUSE ME, WALANG BATAYAN ANG RELIGION SA PAG EENDORSO. NASA BOSES NA YAN NG MGA TAO KUNG SINO BOBOTOHIN NILA, BASTA WAG LANG TALAGA I MAMAMANIPULA NAG MGA BOTO, O KUNG HINDI, LAGOT AT MADAMI ANG MASISIBAK SA PWESTO NYAN

  189. What?! you’re old enough to buy your own clothes why would you even want your mom to do that errand for you. Hindi mo ba magawa na ikaw mamili ng damit na susuotin mo?

  190. pag binoto nyo c binay, ano ang mangyayari sa buhay nyo? aangat ba? tutolong ba c binay sa inyo? fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!

  191. Those asking and saying filth to thrust upon her, have you read the “ABOUT” of this blog? It’s a fictional blog meaning to say, it’s not true “Kathang-Isip” lamang! Personally I don’t like Nancy Binay, she won’t get my vote ! But god! Too much for this! This is hard and too much… Stop making nonsense issue about her!! Guys, be realistic, do you think would she say all those in reality? Haleeerrrrr! Binay is a graduate of UP !! Tsk!Tsk! Annoying😦 I don’t like Binay but I hate and I most don’t like this article about her!!!

  192. mga pare at mare
    black propaganda po ito
    walang katotohanan at kathang isip lamang
    kya ung mga nagagalit matuto mag basa
    nakasulat na pong fictional news

  193. i don’t want to share this on my facebook wall, as I don’t want to ruined Mothers day and my birthday. If this Girl won after Next week, for sure, they cheated the result. So now those Filipinos who still care for the future of the next Generation, DO NOT VOTE this nothing but just as an Assistant of her Parents for 20 years. 6 years almost that the government trying to reform the counrty, hwg ntin sayangin sa isang to.

  194. The nerve of this girl to dare everyone! The only way you can win if people don’t vote for you is by cheating! Silly girl. Parang laking kanto lang peg.

    Also, the fact that her mother still buys clothes for her is an indication of her lack of independence and judgement. Nancy Binay – if you cannot choose the dress for yourself, how can you make decisions for the country?????

    The Filipinos are not stupid enough not to see your evil plans, you little puppet, you.

  195. IF I’M NOT MISTAKEN, SHE DIDN’T TAKE POLITICAL SCIENCE. NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT. SO, GUYS, HOW CAN A LEADER SERVING HER COUNTRY TELLING THAT SHE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER, WHICH MEANS, DI SIYA PWEDE MAG SALI NG DEBATE? HOW CAN SHE PASS A LAW WITHOUT DEBATING IT ON THE SENATE? ABER? THEN SHE HAD A VIEW THAT AGAINST SIYA SA RH BILL OR DIVORCEMENT (WHICH YAN ANG DAHILAN NG MGA NAGSIDAMIHANG ILLEGITIMATE NA BATA AT NAGKALAT NA MGA BATA SA DAAN SA PILIPINAS AT NAGING OVERPOPULATED ANG PILIPINAS)? JESUS CHRIST, PRAY FOR THESE PEOPLE, FOR THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING.

  196. is everybody here who post comments are college graduate? bcoz most of
    bloggers dont know about the word “friction”!! i dont mind those comments who
    says bad about nancy.. im very sad about my fellow filipino..

  197. ANG TANGA NG GUMAWA NITO! Ano un baliw baliwan lng imposible wala xa adviser na mag aadvise n wag lalabas sa presscon ng naka pajama? haller!! ISIP ISIP DIN PAG MAY TYM😀

  198. AND, THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRICAL. HOW COME? BAKA HINANAING NA TO PARA MAKAKUHA NG BOTO. BULLSHIT! THIS IS NONSENSE! IM SICK OF THESE WEBSITES. IT’S ONLY PAIN IN THE ASS

    • PLEASE VOTE “WISELY” WAG MAG PADALA SA PERA! 300 PESOS? 500PESOS? ALAM NYO GUYS KUNG MAG KANO ANG KINUKURAKOT NG MGA WALANG PUSONG MGA POLITICO (*SOME IF NOT ALL)! MILLION2X.. IBALIK NYO YANG PERA NA YAN! LETS VOTE THOSE ARE HONESTLY SERVING THEY DESERVED TO WIN!

  199. onli in the pilipins where lahat na.. sila sila na lang … magmula sa apo at lolo …para ba sila sila na lang ang magaling na mamuno ang susuwapang ang gaganid sa kapangyarihan at pamumuno….. paano pa aahon ang bayan nyan sa mga ganyang baluktot na kaisipan ng mga politiko…. kasama na rin ang mga bumuboto ..
    magising kayo bayan……..piliin ang matuwid at makabayan…

  200. IF YOU INJECT HUMOR, HELL NO HUMOR IS PRESENT. DON’T YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? IF PROFESSIONAL ANG GUMAWA NITO, SORRY, YOUR MARKETING STRATEGY IS BULLSHIT. GRABE NAMAN NETO. YOU’RE USING SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORKING SIDE, FOLKS. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? SPREADING INACCURATE NEWS? THAT’S BULLSHIT!

  201. bakit ganun madami naman silang tumatakbo ha bat nag aaway kau ok lng yun bayaan nio silang tumakbo ng tumakbo hahahahah mapapagod din yan mga yan kahit sino pa ang manalo ganun pa din ang buhay sa pinas yun mga mayayaman lng ang aangat ng husto yun mga poors eh lalong magiging poors yan ang kalakaran sa pinas kunyari corncern sa masa hahahah pag nanalo na wala na nga nga ang mahirap heheeheh hintay n naman ng panibagong halalan para pansinin uli ng mga bugok n politiko malay pag apo n ni vp binay eh totoo n haahahah wait lng kau mga brod n sis

  202. to those who have responded on this accordingly, kudos to you! but for those who are ignorantly just RANTING their opinion just to show their HATEFULNESS… I pity you. you need serious psychological help. wether you hate BINAY or not? stop with your hurtful word! you are no better I’m sure! calling her NEGRO just shows your ignorance. have you you look at your self recently? can you do better than this person? I’m pretty sure you can’t by just reading your comment!

    • AND YOU’RE TOO PRIDE TO HAVE YOUR USER NAME “SMARTER THAN YOU” ? WOW HA? ARE YOU A GOD? TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR SELF NGA MUNA AND SATSAT KA NG SATSAT KA NG GANYAN NA COMMENT. CALLING YOURSELF SMART? HAHA! STUPID. HYPOCRITE!

  203. Whoever made this, fck you! You know how foolish other people and they’ll think this is real!

  204. pati kasi kayo, nakiki patol, bakit hindi na lang natin hintayin ung kalalabasan.. napaka simple diba,kesa marami kaung salita na binibitawan.

    • UP YOURS, STUPID ANONYMOUS YOU! IKAW SIGURO ANG DI NAKAKAINTINDI. CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE REACTING LIKE THIS? COMMON SENSE PLEASE. TSK. PEOPLE NOWADAYS CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND SIMPLE SIGNS.

  205. king ina mo..inendorso ka lng ng iglesia na kristo ang yabang mo na..para sa kaalaman mong haup ka hndi lahat ng i.n.c boboto sayo!

  206. Halla hindi kaya nasaniban ngasang spirit ito…i don’t know who she is but she’s Binay?kawawa naman pag nanalo kawawa ang bayang PILIPINAS ang aking INANG BAYAN.,.

  207. CRAZY BULLSHITS. DOESN’T KNOW WHAT BINAY IS LOOKING UP TO? MAKING THE PHILIPPINES OVERPOPULATED AND HAVING ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN? TAPOS MA PATIGIL TIGIL PA NG COMMENTS? SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS NGA EH? WALA BA TAYONG FREEDOM OF SPEECH DITO, PEDE?

  208. May topak yata tong batang to. You say u will win n the filipino will have good life? Why are you magician or what is that easy to happen by you only? Even the president can’ t do anthing as if you can. Miss that’s why you said it was a dream so it is so don’t hallucinate. And then telling even if the people will not vote you , you stiil win? Think anout it, then it means you are gonna cheat on your votes as they will not vote you but still have votes for you to win. Only means you putting fake votes to win good luck on you. Allah is watching you young lady.

  209. ANg bobobo ng mga nagbabasa dito.. Kayo nga mag-isip, kung kayo ba tatakbo ng eleksyon gagawin niyo yan? BASA BASA din.. SATIRICAL and FICTIONAL website nga eh! Yung iba dalang dala naman. Or yung iba hindi nila alam kung ano ang ibigs sbhin ng “SATIRICAL”

  210. It’s easier to believe If you saw much better proof than this. No offense to the writer but what I believe is, it will be more realistic if you will see and hear her stating those. If you have video in reference to this, kindly share so we can check🙂

  211. STUPID GUMAWA NG ARTICLE NA ITO. BWISIT. DI NAGIISIP. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF OTHER THINGS HINDI YUNG GANITONG KLASE. MAKAKASIRA KA NG TAO. DUH!

  212. hmmm… BAKIT BA KASI SI NANCY ANG NAPILI NG TATAY NYA? PWEDE NMAN SI JUN JUN….. hindi ako maniniwala na namulat na ang mga Pinoy pag nanalo ang walang alam na si NANCY…. SENADOR AGAD AGAD??? ahahaha

  213. Ano magagawa nya sa senado? buong pamilya nya nasa politika na.. Mga kakabayan mag isip kayo, sayang ang boto nyo.

  214. this might be a satire news, but we’ll never know, they might turn this fictional news into a reality.. They got “fairy godmothers/fathers” in politics, and we all know Comelec do wonders. LOL

  215. Samga kome taryo dito nakikita kung gaano ka babaw (ka bobo) ang mga pilipinong botante. Nakakahiya tayo. Kaya ganito ang kalagayan ng bansa natin, tayo din ang may gawA dahil sa ating kamangmangan. WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN that THE ONLY LESSON WE LEARN IS THAT WE NEVER LEARNED ANYTHING!

  216. STUPIDITY!!!! how will you win kung d ka iboboto ng tao???? at sure na sure ka kahit d ka iboto mananalo ka???? ano to hocus focus? ini mini mini mo??? watch out FILIPINO PEOPLE…. hahahaha…. DAFUQ!

  217. WAG NYONG IBOTO YANG MAITIM NA ALIPN NA YAN! FICTIONAL MAN TO, D KO PA DIN SYA IBOBOTO, KALAHI SYA NUNG MGA ALIPIN NYANG KAMAG ANAK SA AFRICA. TAPOS TATAKBO PANG PRESIDENTE YUNG TATAY NYHANG KUTIS ALIPIN DIN? ANU NLANG SASABIHIN SATIN SA U.N NYAN!

  218. i dony like nancy binay, pero over naman ang site na to,i dont think na kaya nyang savihin ang gnung bagay

  219. baka naman pati comelec nabili na nila kaya alam na nya na mananalo sya kahit na hindi natin sya iboto..galing ha…isip isip din mga kababayan bago bumoto…

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  221. I dont care about this SATIRICAL article,,,..Ke meron nito oh wala,hindi ko padin naman sya iboboto.Lahat nalang sa pamilya nila kandidato,sa susunod pati mga katulong at boy nila papatakbuhin na nila.hahaha….Be wise people!The Binays keep on telling na cla nagpaasenso d2 sa Makati but infact sila and pinaasenso ng Makati..Without the Ayala clan,there’s no Makati as business capital..Just saying though!

  222. Ay sus!!!!fiction man ito or totoo Binay is nothing,,,sigurado gagawan ng paraan ng tatay nya yan para manalo,,,,itanong nyo kay Brillantes kung kelan prinogram ang mga mananalo sa Hocus Picos na yan….nakaprogram na yang source code na yan kaya nga last minute dineliver eh,,,eh bakit alam na nga na election ng 2013 bakit delayed ang source code…tsaka Binay And Noynoy magkakampi yan kunwari lang na opposition yan si Nog,,dont vote for their endorse candidates puro trapo tsaka NPA,coup plotters,corrupt,..huhuhu kawawang pilipinas walang matinong government officials

  223. Hahahaha. SATIRICAL guys. But if I were to ask, di ko siya iboboto. Hindi enough yung pagiging assistant ng tatay niya para masabing deserving siya sa senado.

  224. If you don’t like what you are reading. there’s that X on the upper righthand corner. that’s what it is for. Sheesh! parang sa TV or Radio if you don’t like what you’re hearing/seeing, turn it off or change channels.

  225. totoo man ito oh black propaganda lang mahirap parin bumoto sa taong hindi pa sapat ang kaalaman …… perkat ang mga magulang ay sanay na sa politika ibig sabihin marami ng alam sa loob ng senado????? isip isip din mga pilipino hindi sila ang mag sasakripisyo kundi tayong mga pilipino ……………………..VOTE WISELY

  226. All satyrical articles are sarcastic and of course “make up stories.” They are meant to make people laugh while driving home the point. The point in this case being DO NOT VOTE FOR NANCY BINAY. It may be offensive to others but aren’t all bad jokes too? Maybe it’s Binay’s fault because she made herself a target of satyr writers. If only she allowed herself to indulge in a debate or two just like any normal candidate then the backlash shouldn’t have been this bad. I would like listen to her plans but she chose to shut her mouth. I wouldn’t hire a person applying for a job just because I read his/her resume. An interview is naturally necessary. The same thing goes in public service. So no, Nancy Binay, Im not impressed by your silence. Unless you start telling us why we should vote for you – you wont find your name in my ballot.

  227. totoo man ito oh black propaganda lang mahirap parin bumoto sa taong hindi pa sapat ang kaalaman …… perkat ang mga magulang ay sanay na sa politika ibig sabihin marami ng alam sa loob ng senado????? isip isip din mga pilipino hindi sila ang mag sasakripisyo kundi tayong mga pilipino ……………………..VOTE WISELY

  228. kalokohan yan !!!!! bakit nung friday dmo ikinancel ang candidacy mo sa comelec pra d kna boto ng tao tpos 2days before gaganyan ganya ka sa media pra kang nagmamakawa na iboto ka ! bulok nyang style mo marami ng gumamit nyan!!!!!!!!!!! shut up fuck up!!!!

  229. Satire is something that makes fun of the stupid things humans do. So, satirical refers to a book, essay, or something that does that.

    In short, satire means PANGUNGUTYA. Sana maliwanag yan sa mga over-acting kung makapagcomment😀

  230. her father is an APO and known na alta sa siodad so she is confident.. and as an IT anything is posible with that PCOS tandaan na ang comelec na ang may hawak not na ang smartmatic so for sure alam na hahah

  231. kala ko ba “So, What’s News?
    News that won’t make you depressed to read the news.”
    – medyo nadepress ako dito…

  232. Ki fictional o Satire ang article, d q talagaiboboto itong si Ms. Binay, walang magandang flatform of government na inilalabas…

  233. i have friends na inc and part ng list nila si nancy.. kahit ayaw nila sa kanya, iboboto pa rin cia dahil un ang tama..
    sumakit ulo ko..😦

  234. Yep very funny.
    Make your disclaimer visible on all types of gadgets. Honestly first look mukhang genuine but as you go on you realize that this isnt for real… Some people may be too impulsive to realize before reacting.

    Maybe putting a note at the footer of your article would save ppl from wasting their time bashing nancy binay on twitter.

  235. simply crazy little daddy’s girl.. is this the kind of “senator” the wise Filipinos would want? So, decide by casting your vote wisely. We don’t need this kind of nuisance and shenanigan candidate…

  236. I dont give a shit of whatever happened on tv didnt even saw it. My colleague just told me about it…nonetheless it doesnt matter if this is fake or what i dont see it with any of the candidates…its not about winning the position its about living up to it…and hopefully for our country’s sake my consideration of giving a newbie or the veterans chances to prove would be enough…this while im still undecided…

  237. Hindi ko alam kung bakit nyu sinisisi ang IGLESIA NI CRISTO SA MGA GANITONG WALANG KA KWENTA KWENTANG BAGAY….

  238. eh tama kasi tulad sa tatay niya pinapalabas na malakas sila sa survey para ma manipulate ang resulta kasi naka program na ung result para kay nancy binay ha ha ha kahit walang boboto eh tiyak ang panalo…. alam niyo na…

  239. satirical or not… no one has the right to specify a name by any means without due consent from the one being pointed.. i didn’t consider this article as black propaganda because it was justified as only fictional,.. but this clearly disregards the right to self determination. my only hope as of this time,.. sana mapatay na guid jud ang Hoaxer niha.. wala guid bala sang huya kaw… enjoy ku yah makita kaw gina kuhaan sang ulo..

  240. Actually I don’t believe in this article. It really won’t change my mind – BINAY IS NOT IN MY LIST – hehehe

  241. grabe kung totoo man yung sinabi ni binay sobrang yabang nya.. at kung hindi naman sino ang may gawa nito.? pero totoo man o hindi, hindi ko pa din naman iboboto yang babae na yan kasi ngag check ako ng backround nya wala man lang nagawang maganda at ikabubuti sa bansa natin..piliin mabuti kung sino ang dapat iboto.

  242. whether this article is legit or not, i am not voting for that person.. mga kulang sa katalinohan ung boboto sa kanya and of course majority of the filipino population falls on the average levels.. at ung mga nasa average level ang madaling napapahumaling sa mga maling kandidato… kawawa si nancy? nak naman.. idadaan nalang natin sa awa ang election ano?

  243. CERTIFIED NA MAYABANG….MADALA KA SANA NG HANGIN. KALA MO KUNG MAKAPAG PRESSCON CERTIFIED WINNER NA ANG T*E.. TUMATAKBO KA PALANG HINDI KA PA NAKA UPO “DONT TRY TO RUN AGAIN” BAKA MADAPA KA LANG SA PINAGSASABI MO MADAME