PARIS, France — Kris Aquino is asking the Court of Cassation (Cour de cassation) to issue a temporary protection order, or ordonnance de protection temporaire in French, against Goofy, whom she accused of making ‘overt sexual advances’ when she visited Disneyland Paris along with her son, James ‘Bimby’ Jr. yesterday.
He is normally characterized as extremely clumsy and having little intelligence, yet this interpretation isn’t always definitive; occasionally Goofy is shown as intuitive and clever, albeit in his own unique, eccentric way.
Aquino said that the incident happened in front of their son, who thought that the Disney character was just joking around, but was eventually traumatized after his mom told him what “really” happened.
“We were happy strolling around Disneyland when we spotted Goofy and approached him for a photo op”, said Aquino.
“Bimby was the one who was holding the camera,” she continued. “The first shot was normal pa, but when Bimbs suggested that the second shot be wacky, that’s when the incident happened.”
Her son, in the background, quipped, “Goofy grabbed Mama’s Nido. I hate him!”
To which his mom said, “Don’t say that, that’s bastos!”
Bimby answered, “What’s bastos Mama?”
In a separate interview, Goofy denied the allegation, saying that it was only a misinterpreted joke which he thought would be ok because Bimby requested for a wacky shot.
“I’ve met a lot of ladies during my tenure here at Disneyland,” explains Goofy in French. “Elle est le seul qui a réagi comme ça (She’s the only one who reacted like that)!”
According to Goofy, he heard Kris say “Yuck! Yuck!” during the shot and thought that the presidential sister was mimicking his signature giggle, hence he didn’t let go of his hands right away.
“But when she started to make a scene, that’s when I knew I did something wrong,” said Goofy in the vernacular.
Goofy also said that Kris was shouting something about her brother still having 3 years left, but he didn’t understand any of it because she was already on the phone talking to someone.
“I think she called-up somebody named Chavez,” added Goofy.
Judge Grégoire Pelletier of the Cour de cassation is set to hear Kris Aquino’s request tomorrow.