Kris Aquino Accuses Goofy of ‘Overt Sexual Advances’ During Trip to Disneyland

PARIS, France — Kris Aquino is asking the Court of Cassation (Cour de cassation) to issue a temporary protection order, or ordonnance de protection temporaire in French, against Goofy, whom she accused of making ‘overt sexual advances’ when she visited Disneyland Paris along with her son, James ‘Bimby’ Jr. yesterday.

GoofyGoofy is a tall, anthropomorphic dog, and typically wears a turtle neck and vest, with pants, shoes, white gloves, and a tall hat originally designed as a rumpled fedora.

He is normally characterized as extremely clumsy and having little intelligence, yet this interpretation isn’t always definitive; occasionally Goofy is shown as intuitive and clever, albeit in his own unique, eccentric way.

(from Wikipedia)

Aquino said that the incident happened in front of their son, who thought that the Disney character was just joking around, but was eventually traumatized after his mom told him what “really” happened.

“We were happy strolling around Disneyland when we spotted Goofy and approached him for a photo op”, said Aquino.

Actual photo of the 'incident' as it happened.

Actual photo of the ‘incident’ as it happened.

“Bimby was the one who was holding the camera,” she continued. “The first shot was normal pa, but when Bimbs suggested that the second shot be wacky, that’s when the incident happened.”

Her son, in the background, quipped, “Goofy grabbed Mama’s Nido. I hate him!”

To which his mom said, “Don’t say that, that’s bastos!” 

Bimby answered, “What’s bastos Mama?”

In a separate interview, Goofy denied the allegation, saying that it was only a misinterpreted joke which he thought would be ok because Bimby requested for a wacky shot.

“I’ve met a lot of ladies during my tenure here at Disneyland,” explains Goofy in French. “Elle est le seul qui a réagi comme ça (She’s the only one who reacted like that)!”

According to Goofy, he heard Kris say “Yuck! Yuck!” during the shot and thought that the presidential sister was mimicking his signature giggle, hence he didn’t let go of his hands right away.

“But when she started to make a scene, that’s when I knew I did something wrong,” said Goofy in the vernacular.

Goofy also said that Kris was shouting something about her brother still having 3 years left, but he didn’t understand any of it because she was already on the phone talking to someone.

“I think she called-up somebody named Chavez,” added Goofy.

Judge Grégoire Pelletier of the Cour de cassation is set to hear Kris Aquino’s request tomorrow.


26 thoughts on “Kris Aquino Accuses Goofy of ‘Overt Sexual Advances’ During Trip to Disneyland

  1. Ummm….is it me or does that photo look so faked in photoshop?? Is this story for real? They actually interviewed goofy?

  2. Well Goofy had the bright idea of copping a feel but not tapping it. If hew knew Kris, he wouldn’t even be tapping that with a ten foot pole while wearing a hazmat suit.

  3. Oh my gosh. Some people actually believed that this is a real news article. Lots of Captain Obvious in this thread. Hey guys, we all know that the photo is photoshopped. But I guess not all of us can understand jokes. We know it’s not real. Chill. SMH.

  4. /facepalm. Kinda proves most Filipinos online aren’t ready for satire. Nakakawala tuloy ng aliw factor pag kada comment na lang, may kelangang mag point-out what the nature of this site is.

  5. I am more amused at people who doesn’t seem to understand “satire”, which this article is an example of. If you want news, go read stuff in news websites.

  6. such a funny satire haha. but with all these captain obvious comments down below, I think it’s safe to assume that the average level of intelligence in this page has significantly dropped *le sigh

  7. Kung si Kris Aquino nagpa-press conference kasama ang mga kapatid niya on national TV, gan’on din ang gagawin ni Goofy to air his side – kasama sila Mickey & Minnie Mouse, Donald & Daisy Duck, Pluto, at – kung available – sila Sora, Riku and Kairi.


  8. This is one funny satire! Laughed out really loud.
    it’s just sad that the typical Jologs and Jejemons DO NOT even know the meaning of satire. But then the typical Jologs and Jejemons are the ones who believe Kris Aquino.

  9. The exercise of human rights and freedoms must respect the rights and freedoms of others and the general well-being.


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