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Duterte to Ban Posting of Spoilers on Social Media

MANILA, Philippines — Filipinos who post plot spoilers for TV shows and movies may have to make some adjustments in their lifestyle under the incoming administration. In a press conference in Davao City Monday night, presumptive President-elect Rodrigo Duterte vowed to implement a nationwide ban on spoilers to protect the welfare of the general populace.…

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Obama Congratulates Bongbong Marcos via Phone

MANILA, Philippines — The White House confirmed today that United States President Barack Obama personally congratulated vice presidential candidate Bongbong Marcos through a phone call. “President Obama wanted to applaud Senator Marcos on doing a bang-up job enticing voters to vote for him in the recently concluded elections,” the White House said in a statement.…

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Roxas Overtakes Binay in Recent “Mocked Pols” Survey

MANILA, Philippines — Liberal Party standard bearer Mar Roxas overtook Vice President Jejomar Binay and took the top spot in Pulse Asia’s “Mocked Pols” survey released on Tuesday. According to the survey conducted from March 1–4, almost 72 percent of Filipinos with an internet connection and a social media account would mock Roxas whenever the former Interior and Local Government Secretary…

The PHALLICBM-DU30 being transported to a secured and undisclosed location after Monday's delivery from Algeria

Malacañang Acquires Penis-Shaped Ballistic Missile to Solve Nation’s Problems

MANILA, Philippines — Continuing its goal to modernize the Philippine Army and its defense capabilities, the Philippine government on Monday,  acquired a long-range ballistic missile from North African Country Algeria to defend itself from foreign threats. The PHALLICBM-DU30 (Philippine-Algeria Long-Range Intercontinental Ballistic Missile) is a three-stage guided ballistic missile with a minimum range of 30,016 kilometers primarily designed for nuclear weapons…