NAIA To Be Renamed To Increase Ranking [update]
MANILA Philippines — After being named the worst airport in the world due to poor facilities, security concerns and bribery, NAIA management officials announced a name change to increase its ranking.
Ninoy Aquino International Airport’s daily operational manager Mark Francisco Tong was in hot water after the controversial airport was named the world’s worst airport by a website just the other day. To counteract the heat, Tong proposed a name change first before splurging money on costly renovations.
“We don’t want to be the worst in the world” Tong said, “We want to show the world that Filipinos are the best, that is why we are proposing a name-change to the airport.”
Airport management officials are mulling the candidates that would be included in the selection pool.
“Currently we have 9 11 choices in the pool. All are world-renowned Filipinos that are the best in what they do. And we believe that they would elevate our airport from worst to the best by their name alone.”
We were provided the list of candidates and the names were: (Voting can be found at the bottom of this article)
- Manny Pacquiao – Pacquiao International Airport or PACQUIA
- Charice Pempengco – Charice International Airport or CHARIA
- apl.de.ap of Black Eyed Peas – apl.de.ap of Black Eyed Peas International Airport or ADABEPIA
- Lea Salonga – Lea Salonga International Airport or LESALIA
- Batista – Batista International Airport or BATIA
- Arnel Pineda – Arnel Pineda International Airport or APIA
- Bruno Mars – Mars International Airport or MARIA
- Rob Shneider – Rob Shneider International Airport or GIGOLOIA
- Richard Gomez and Nora Aunor – Gomez Nora International Airport or GONORIA
- Nicole Scherzinger – Philippine’s Pussycat Nicole International Airport or PPNIA
- Diana Zubiri & Ara Mina – Diana & Ara International Airport or DIARIA
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Please don’t drag Charice’s good name in this political sewage they have created for themselves. I don’t think they can ever get themselves out of this hell hole.
What? Re-naming the airport does not change poor facility, security concerns, and bribery that gave that airport the label “Worst Airport in the World”. Re-naming it will be a waste of money. I say start with evaluating the manager and the employees from high ranking to downward.
Hahaha! C’mon, this is a satire blog. Loosen’ up.
oh, in that case….hahahaha….
Hahaha! C’mon, this is a satire blog. Loosen up.
you can’t stop corruption (Bribery) in there, that’s one reason that place is like a shithole! Changing name will not fix that problem, Firing whoever in charge would be a good start.
OMC! this is hilarious BUT in a great & awesome way!! WAY TO GO CHARICE!
Welcome! You just landed to the most incredicle airport in the world “Charice International Airport”
Haha i will totally travel to Manila in a minute to just experience hearing that! LOL!
ROFL! dami ng pangalan na nakalista ah!
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baka may pag-asa pa kung mababago ang name ng airport natin!
REPLACE NORA AUNOR AND RICHARD WITH THIS:
-Nicole of Pussycat Dolls – (PPIA) Philippine Pussycat Int’l Airport
Added Nicole. Thanks
Bwahahahaha!
no, GONORIA is the name that suits that airport best! LMFAO
is this for real, i don’t believe it but i voted for charice eh eh
GO GONORIA!!
Diarhea–DIARIA wil be the coolest Airport in the world!! More toilet please!
I suppose the report is true, site: http://www.sleepinginairports.net/worst-airports.htm#.TqDrObIg-XZ , but the rest is satire. Funny as heck! But seriously, a name won’t make an air port any better lol!
I suppose the report is real, site: http://www.sleepinginairports.net/worst-airports.htm#.TqDrObIg-XZ , but the rest is satire. Funny as heck! But, seriously, you can’t improve an airport by name alone lol!
Diarhea airport? DIARIA will be the coolest Airport name in the world!! More toilet please!!
PPNIA, new airport name. All female staff should wear 2 piece or swim suit!
Oh that’s a crazies idea i’ve heard, but it’s ok, and Also they can put some nude statue by ur self, i think that was amazing! What u do think? ;p
don’t drag arnel pineda’s name into this…improve the airport period….keep ninoy’s name
oh by the way,,,,advance happy april fools day!
I pick Nicole..hmmm…suave….
leave charice alone don’t drags her into this pulitikal mackery
I don’t like to be change! I go for ninoy alone!