Bad Guys To Reschedule Their Bad Deeds.

MANILA, Philippines — Only a few days before the All-Saints’ Day weekend, a group of robbers victimizing citizens during holiday seasons, announced a change-up in their schedule of operations. The Northside Crypts, notorious for targeting visitors of Manila North Cemetery confided with So, What’s News? on the group’s plan to forego this weekend’s planned crime … Read more

Ruffa Tweets Anew. Targets Shaina.

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MANILA, Philippines — Actress Ruffa Guiterrez finally came clean to what her recent controversial tweet meant via a new tweet. On her recent post, seen above, it would seem that Ruffa was referring to the scandal that Shaina Magdayao and John Lloyd Cruz got into last September, where it was rumored that the couple was rushed to … Read more

PNoy Had Enough. Will Wage War on Battlefield.

CAMP AGUINALDO, Philippines — After much criticism and prodding by various individuals to wage an all-out war against the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF), the President finally announced that he would be waging war this week. Aquino, in a command conference attended by various military officers and advisers, faced the media with a stern face and announced … Read more

MILF: Peace Talks? We Thought It Was Piece Talks.

MANILA, Philippines — There seems to be confusion and misunderstanding with regards to the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) and the agreement that it has with the government, as revealed by the government peace panel tasked with the beleaguered peace talks. This after the Armed Forces of the Philippines (AFP) last night, laid to rest  with full … Read more

NAIA To Be Renamed To Increase Ranking [update]

MANILA Philippines — After being named the worst airport in the world due to poor facilities, security concerns and bribery, NAIA management officials announced a name change to increase its ranking. Ninoy Aquino International Airport’s daily operational manager Mark Francisco Tong was in hot water after the controversial airport was named the world’s worst airport … Read more

GMA Films Announces New Movie To Break Box Office Records

MANILA, Philippines — GMA Films revelead to the entertainment press yesterday, it’s entry for this year’s Metro Manila Film Festival (MMFF) that would even break the box office record set by No Other Woman. It was recently reported that Star Cinema’s No Other Woman made it to the list of top 15 highest grossing movies shown … Read more

Bieber Renames Christmas Album After Lawsuit Threat

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HOLYWOOD, USA — Worldwide singing sensation Justin Bieber announced on Monday that he and his record label decided to rename his upcoming Christmas album after being threatened by a lawsuit. In a three page complaint filed by American Cinema International against Island Def Jam and the artist, the independent entertainment company is asking the recording label not … Read more

Senior Citizen Lane No Longer Exclusive To Senior Citizens

MANILA, Philippines — A joint agreement by various business associations released yesterday states that their establishments will no longer implement senior citizen lane exclusivity to seniors starting next week. In a press statement sent to various media outlets, the agreement orders all commercial establishment to cease and desist operations of existing senior citizen lanes starting … Read more

MMDA: Statistic Shows “Motorist Carelessness” On The Rise After New Chris Lao TVC

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MANILA, Philippines – Metro Manila Development Authority chairman Francis Tolentino expressed concern over increased motorist carelessness just after the release of a new commercial for an auto insurance featuring Christopher Lao. Just yesterday, advertising agency McCann Erickson released an auto insurance commercial featuring Mr. Lao parodying his past experience with floods. In an interview with GMA … Read more

GRUDGE MATCH: Marcos VS Arroyo

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(Please wait for the image to load. Thank you) We bring you yet another edition of Grudge Match, this time pitting two ex-presidents of the Republic of the Philippines. How much do they have in common? Read on to find out. For the links to the theme songs: Magkaisa – Virna Lisa http://youtu.be/Kd3eZKGtpzg Handog ng … Read more

Arroyo to PNoy: Thanks For The Heads-Up

[BREAKING NEWS] PAMPANGA, Philippines — After President Benigno Aquino III announced today that his administration would be filing charges against former President and now Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo by November, the former President has nothing but sweet words for the incumbent President. In a phone interview, Mrs. Arroyo told us that after she heard of … Read more

DEPED to Construct Dedicated Evacuation Centers. Could Also Be Used As Schools.

MANILA, Philippines — The Department of Education with the help of the National Disaster Risk Reduction and Management Council have announced that they will start building dedicated evacuation centers so that children’s schooling and education will not be affected whenever a school is used as an evacuation center. DEPED and NDRRMC have announced a cross-agency … Read more

Malacañang Declares October as In-Denial Month

MANILA, Philippines — In a press briefing held this morning, Malacañang declared the month of  October as In-Denial Month. Under RA20350, the government shall and will adhere, with strict compliance, to denials when faced with situations or criticisms. Denials could be in the form of extreme blindness to reality and evidence, if present as well … Read more

China Unveils the Real iPhone 5.

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BEIJING, China – Following the disappointing announcement of the iPhone 4S and the recent passing of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs, Chinese manufacturers and traders have officially announced the release of it’s version of iPhone 5 dubbed AiPhone 5. In a low key event, the infamous device made it’s debut encased in a solid, see-through plastic case to … Read more

Network Rivals Settle Differences. Devises New Methods on Relief Operations.

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MANILA, Philippines — After one-upping each other on national television on cash donations received from donors for victims of typhoon Peping, ABS-CBN and GMA has finally come to an agreement. In a joint press conference held the other night, both parties along with their representatives explained to everybody present, the groundwork on what they say … Read more

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