After Anti-Planking, Lawmaker Proposes Anti-Angry Birds Bill.

MANILA, Philippines — Quezon City Rep. Winston Castelo did not rest on his laurels. After proposing House Bill 5316 or the anti-planking bill, the lawmaker is proposing House Bill 5379 or the anti-angry birds bill.

The distinguished gentleman from Quezon City explained that he got the idea for the bill when he went shopping for Christmas gifts the other day at a mall. “Everywhere I looked, Angry Birds this, Angry Birds that! Where is the product diversity? Shouldn’t the DTI be monitoring this?” said Castelo. He added “…this is why this bill is even more important than my own anti-planking bill. I hope that my colleagues here at Batasan will support this bill.”

Rep. Castelo denied allegations that his proposal is similar to House Bill 4509 or anti-dildo bill, filed last May by Buhay partylist. “It’s a different kind of bird, very different from mine!”

An eyewitness said that Rep. Castelo went shopping at the famous 168 Mall in Divisoria last Saturday and got annoyed when all he saw were Angry Birds themed items. “Naghahanap po sya ng mga regalo para sa mga inaanak nya. Kaso po nung makita nyang panay may nakadikit na Angry Birds ang paninda namin, eh dun na po sya nag walk-out” (He was looking for gifts for his godchildren. But he walked-out when he saw that all our products had Angry Bird stickers on them) said a vendor who met Castelo.

PETA members protesting against the Angry Birds game.

This is not the first time that the popular IOS game (also available on Windows & Android) was in the news. Just last month, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals or PETA staged a protest denouncing the premise of the game. They said: “we are influencing our children into thinking that killing pigs and destroying their homes is ok. It is not!” Another PETA meber said that “if we think that demolishing the shanties around the Metro is inhumane and against human rights, what do you think these green pigs feel when a bird destroys their fortresses. Those swines has feelings and rights too!”

House Bill 5379 or the anti-angry birds bill aims to monitor the diversity, quality and quantity of items bearing the angry birds likeness. According to the draft, a stall shall have no more than two kinds of the said birds emblazoned on it’s items. Items under the scope of the bill, includes but is not limited to: cups, mugs, pens, crayons, stickers, underwear, t-shirts, lingerie, cellphone accessories, plush dolls, action figures, books, spoon & forks, plates, caps, children’s toys, pins, clothing accessories, hair accessories, pants, shorts, watches, flash drives, wrist straps, pillows, candies, and stationary items among others. Items not stated above but bears semblance or similarity to the Angry Birds franchise are subject to the law as well.

Violators to this law will be sentenced to 6 months solitary confinement to a special facility called “The Angry Birds Room”  inside the New Bilibid Prison. The room will be composed of an Angry Birds toilet,sink, tissue paper & soap, as well as walls painted with scenes from the game. Eating utensils for the inmate will also come standard with the said designs. Vendors who are found guilty are also subject to the confiscation of the prohibited items which will then be burned or donated to “The Angry Birds Room”.

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605 thoughts on “After Anti-Planking, Lawmaker Proposes Anti-Angry Birds Bill.

  1. Focused in creating a National Innovation Bill instead to move the country forward, promote Filipino people in creating new markets and new products… Instead of critizing the fame of this product… Be pro-active, rather than reactive, you can’t find something to buy, coz Filipino people are not encourage to create their own product, but instead selling a foreign made product… With this dilemma, what do lawmakers need to do to craft the National Framework for Innovation?

    • Ang daming pwede pagusapan at lutasan ang problema, ANGRY BIRDS PA?! Bat di nalang nila atupagin ang problema sa ating bansa?!

      • ang alam ko kasi! inggit lang sila, or maybe they just dont know how to play it.. or even worse dipa sila nakakalaro! hahaha

        kaya nga sumikat kasi maganda! tas gaganyanin nila! stupid!

      • TANGA! POLITICAL SATIRE NGA EH. BOBO. MAGISIP KAYO MGA PUTA. NAKAKABADTRIP EH, HAHAHAHHAHA MGA BOBO TALAGA!! POLITICAL SATIRE ITO. ANTAYIN NIYO SA NEWS TO AH KUNG GANO KAYO KABOBO.

      • pansariling kapakanan lamang ang iniisip kaya gumawa ng ganitong bill?? wag nalng lumabas at bumili kung ayaw makakkita ng angry birds items, ang dami-daming problema ng bansa, eto aatupagin?? nakakatawa naman… haha

    • LOL. SATIRE TONG ARTICLE NA TO. JOKE JOKE LANG. duuuuhhhh. lakas niyo magcomment ng bobo, ugok, at tanga. pang-asar lang to dun sa gumawa ng anti-planking na batas. mag-isip muna bago magcomment.

      • eh yung gumawa nito eh yung gumawa din ng anti-planking bill.. magbasa muna bago magcomment kasi…

      • AMP. AMBOBO NIYO TALAGA. hahahahaha. nakakatawa kayo. eh patawa lang nga to. yung blogger lang yung nag-imbento nito. SIGE BIGYAN MO AKO NG PROOF NA TOTOONG SINABI YAN NI CASTELO. wala, kasi nga SATIRE!!!!

      • PROOF:
        “So, What’s News? is a satirical & fictional news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.”
        basahin niyo yung home page guys. kung makapag-react naman kayo. hahaha. tumawa nalang kayo. :)))))

      • wew. di naman kailangan magmura sir. >.<di ba kayo nagkakamali? masyadong nashock lang yung mga nakabasa.. at mga nakabasa NUNG title.. basahin niyo muna yung mismong article. :)) tsktsk.. peace <3

      • People, this is a fictional article–a fake article created to entertain people. The evidence is written in this address, “http://sowhatsnews.wordpress.com/about/”. I have read the article and also the meaning of this website (So What’s News). Before reading the article and making judgments, read the source of the article to know more whether this is true or not. Use your heads.

        Tao, ito ay isang kathang isip na artikulo–pekeng artikulo na iginawa upang libangin ang mga tao. Ang ebidensiya ay nakasulat dito, “http://sowhatsnews.wordpress.com/about/”. Nabasa ko na ang artikulo at ang ibig sabihin ng website na ito (So What’s News). Bago niyo basahin ang artikulo at gumawa ng panghuhusga, basahin niyo muna ang pinagmulan ng artikulo upang higit na malaman kung ito ay totoo o hindi. Gamitin niyo ang ulo niyo.

      • Buang ka! Kala mo din kung sino ka ba!? Sira ulo ka! Pwede mo naman din silang pagsabihan in a good way.. Hindi yung nagmumura ka. Pwe! Ang pangit ng ugali mo! Kasing pangit ng baboy sa angry birds!

        Ang magreply dito, talo at bobo,ugok, at tanga. XD HAHAHA!

      • tama parin na sinabi nyang “this is a fluke”. mas bobo pakinggan yung “this is a fake”. pwede pang “this is fake”. atsaka fluke doesn’t mean tsamba. kung magcorrect ka ng iba parang ang talitalino mo. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

    • you are right. they should focus on how we can improve our way of life and be a productive citizen. they should fix there own lives. most of our congress representative are there so they are still in power and guard there own individual needs. or just an addict( addict IN power). CALLING ALL REPRESENTATIVES!!! GROW UP!!!!

  2. napaka bobo naman tlga ng lawmaker na ito. “angry birds this,angry birds that?!” eh un ung trend eh. pakealam ba nya so mawawalan ndin ng business ung mga tindero ganun? Sana nag bigay nlng sya ng law na pinag babawalan sya mag bigay ng law. BOBO!

  3. You have got to be fucking kidding me. This is a big joke. Anti Angry Birds Bill? Angry birds room in the Bilibid? What the fuck, dude. What the fuck.

  4. gawa narin kaya siya ng Anti-DOTA bill no, palibhasa lahat ng uso ginawan na niya ng bill eh. oo medyo annoying planking pero covered na ng ibang batas yun eh. pero sa angry birds!? kung magalit kaya mga bird sayo!

  5. sana pagtuusan nila ng pansin yung pagpapaunlad ng bansa; pati ba naman mga computer games pinapakialamanan pa nila….sana mag-focus sila sa mga aspects na makaka-benefit sa tao at yung may pakinabang sa mga filipino…:)

  6. Satire tawag dito. Fake article. Joke’s on you. HAHA!

    Naniwala naman kayo. Hindi naman bobo ang Pinoy. Wag naman sana, diba?

  7. cant he focus his energy to more reforms than angry birds? wala na bang ibang maisip? just a visit to the city streets would give him more than enough reasons to focus on more important policies than this…..

  8. anak ng mayang ibon! pati angry birds?BWAHAHAHA!!! andaming problema sa lugar nyo sir, yun ang atupagin mo! utot mo! painumin kaya kita ng davao punch?lol

  9. anu ba yan!!!!ang BOBO naman ng congressman na yan. He’s wasting his time and especially our precious money! anu bang akala nya? Libre ang pagupo nya sa kongreso?!? THE FUCK!!! ang laki laki ng pork barrel nila tas yan lng ginagawa nila…ang dapat na ipasang batas ay “Anti-Idiotic Congressman Act” para makontrol yang mga ganyang congressman!!! yung mga dapat ipasang bill tulad ng RH Bill ska Freedom of information act hindi nla mapasa-pasa!!! ANG BOBO!!! DAPAT YAN IBINABALIK SA KINDER EH!!!

  10. Ganyan na kababa kasi ang edukasyon satin kaya pati law-makers pulpol na din. Why not propose a bill that can stabilize our education? Why not devise a plan to create more scholars that we can send abroad and then have them come back to help develop our countries economy and governance? or better yet improve the local salaries? We need to stop the brain drain and we need to promote better education for our children and we need to give higher credit sa mga manggagawa natin. Maybe its time to call off our international tag as OFW at DH.

  11. Based on my observation, “satire” might be too big of a word for some. In other words people, echos lang to. Hoax. Walang katotohanan. Had you examined the article, you wouldnt have wasted energy on negative reactions. The mere intention is to mock the person who formulated the anti-planking law, or the law in general by exaggeration/humor. Ang lakas ng loob magsi-pintas ng tanga, bugok, ang mga leaders or ang ibang tao. Pero nakakalimutan naman din tignan muna ang mga sarili. Tsktsk.

  12. What The Fuck!!! Napakabobo ng pagiisip mo Castelo.. Isang kang napakagandang example ng Hindrance kung bakit hindi umaasenso ang Pilipinas.. Ang Babaw mo shet ka!!!!

    • Maybe you would want to re-examine the ‘news’. This is satire. Fraud news. A big joke. Di kaya tanga mga botante kaya bobo ang tingin mo sa gobyerno? Look at yourself first. :)

  13. Lilipas din ang Angry Birds, edi sana pala, si Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, Plants and Zombies and all that ginagawang ng anti-law. Its all a trend, next few months iba naman ang sikat. :) At about sa animal cruelty, sos daming games na may mga animals…. they dont even look like real pigs, I mean come on, green na baboy? san ka makakahanap non?

  14. Just because you are a person who can make bills to be passed as laws doesnt mean you can make ones to PLEASE YOURSELF. What kind of people do we elect here? That is why we have to vote wisely next time. Tsk.

  15. Is this serious news? Anyway, ang cute kayang makulong sa isang Angry Birds-themed na kulungan. Haha. That would be really neat. :)

    • oo nga eh, …

      ‘ try destroying the very foundations of the human rights while you’re at it Castelo.. Dumb @$$ lawmaker..’

  16. Screw this.. Concentrate on the Friggin Economy, healthcare and Livelihood first. This Castelo person DOES NOT have a life… First Planking, Now Angry Birds!? (probably has no kids)

  17. OHMYGOD. Seriously? Ang dami daming problema ng Pilipinas: kahirapan, polusyon, mga KORAP, mga UTANG at maraming marami pang iba. Bakit ito ang tinutuunan ng pansin ng gobyerno?! Pwede ko bang sabihin na…”WHAT THE FUCK CASTELO.” You’re more immature than I am. And I’m only 14. /:)

    At yung “Angry Birds Room?” Anong point nun? Katangahan!

  18. Anti-“Winston Castelo” Bill,

    If an official files such a nonsense bill or any bill that will not improve the way the Philippines is now, either don’t give such an official any wages or even don’t let that official run anymore.

    This bill is focused on promoting an ever improving Philippines than a denouncing any particular objects, gigs, events, etc. that will not impact people negatively.

  19. pagtuunan nyo ng pansin ang mas mahahalagang suliranin sa bansa..katulad ng EDUKASYON, PABAHAY, MAS MAGAGANDANG IMPRASTRAKTURA AT IBA PA.. kung gagawa kayo ng batas, eh wag naman yung walang kwenta at makagawa lang ng batas para sumikat..hindi ko alam kung pano gumawa ng batas pero naman atleast alam ko kung ano ang dapat gawan ng batas..buti pa si Sen. Lito Lapid..kahit di nakapagtapos at simple ang mga batas nya, atleast naman may SENSE!

  20. yung mga dpat hindi pansinin yun ung pinapansin. anong klase yan. bumalik ka nalng ulit sa elementary di ka bagay jan. Imbes na atupagin kung papano uunlad ung pinas kung ano ano pinapansin. Siguro di nya matapos tapos yung angry brids kaya sya nagagalit. TANGINA MO BOBO!

  21. tangina…ang lame nya lang gumawa ng batas…after ng anti-dildo nya dati…at anti-planking…ngayon…anti-angry birds naman? gaaaahhhhdddd…andaming dapat unahin na problema sa bansa…education, agriculture, and the government itself are big problems of the country…kung wala kang magawang matinong batas…get out of the congress!

  22. is this for real?!? people are already reacting but we are not even sure if this actually took place or not…hehe… :)

    IF this is true – most likely, Castelo got frustrated at not being able to finish the game and so he’s taking it out on the pop-merchandise…teehee…

    IF this NOT true – kudos to the article writer! ;) you sure know how to catch people’s attention.

  23. hanggang kelan ba magiging uso ang angry birds? ang PVZ meron pa ba? kung gusto ng ganyang bill dapat pang long term sinasayang nyu lang ang oras nyu eh masabi lang na may napapasang bill bleh!

  24. so kung merong bagong product na HOT ITEM say prodX eh gagawa na naman ng batas for it – Anti-prodX. I pitty those people who even voted for this guy. I really think we do need reforms in our educational system so much so that we as voters would think twice before even voting someone like Mr. Castelo.

  25. this house bill 5379 is bullshit!ano ba nangyayari sa kongreso???NAPAKARAMING MAS TUTUONAN NG PANSIN KESA SA BILL NA ITO!ANU BA YAN?GANYAN NA BA ANG MGA LAWMAKERS DITO SA PILIPINAS?MGA NON-SENSE ANG GINAGAWANG BILL PARA UMASENSO ANG PINAS?GANYAN NA BA KABABA ANG UTAK NG MGA REP. NATIN????THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

  26. Dude Castelo! Seriously, did you not have fun when your still a kid!? Are you been mistreated? Have you been locked up in your room… FCK your anti Angry Birds Bill!
    So, irritating useless in a form such as you! just to prove you have passed a bill in the congress, Doesn’t mean you are a good congressman! Please think and then re-think AGAIN!

    Such pity I have For you, or not!

  27. Ano’ng mangyayari kung magkakaroon ng ganyan ? Okay lang sana kung maraming matutulungan ang bill na yan, kaso lang wala ee. Intindihin mo nalang ang mga bagay na dapat mong intindihin kaysa ang mga bagay na hindi naman dapat pansinin. Walang magandang mangyayari kung gagawa ka ng bill na ganyan. Sinasayang mo lang ang oras mo sa mga walang kwentang bagay!

  28. How true is this? I mean, I am also not in favor of this worthless bill BUT if ever that this news is completely false, that’s below the belt and highly unethical for a blog.

  29. napaghahalatang walang kwentang congressman si Winston Castelo. di ko lam kung KJ lang siya o gusto lang magpasikat eh, tsk!

  30. What are our law makers getting at? first anti-planking now anti-angry birds? what we need from you is action and not something that will make you look like clowns, instead of thinking up bills such as these why not focus on more important matters? i.e job creation, education, infrastructure and also it would be most helpful if you check on your ranks for corruption as this is what really needs your utmost attention, don’t you think?

  31. Nairita lang gumawa na ng bill kontra sa angry birds? GRABE. Anti-Dildo Bill sya din pala may gawa? Siguro may problema sa pagkalalaki yang Winston Castello na yan.

  32. Nagpapapansin ata tong Winston Castelo, I BAN NALANG KAYA NIYA YUNG WINSTONS NA CIGARETTE? HAY NAKO LARO LANG YAN.TAPOS SINERYOSO MO

  33. baka di makatapos ng level sa game, kaya frustrated ang magaling na congressman na ito. kung wala ka maisip na magandang proposal eh umalis ka na lang sa pwesto mo at nakakahiya ka. kulang ka lang sa pansin.

  34. Oh my god. I can’t believe most of you believed this article. This article is just a joke! Wow. What’s happening to the Philippines

  35. It’s about time! I always get so annoyed at such lack of product diversity.

    Apart from this, I think we should also outlaw the use of “jejecaps.” For one thing, they’re too bright and colorful and may serve as a hazard for motorists. Also, people are in the habit of not wearing them properly, merely placing them on the top of their heads and not fitting their skulls into them. This could be dangerous too, as people could trip over them when they fall off onto the ground.

    I seriously hope Castelo could attend to this too. More power to him!

  36. Ang daming BOBOng PINOY. Obvious naman na hindi to totoo. Haay.. Mga kababayan, please, parang awa nyo na, mag-isip naman tayo bago magreact nang kung ano ano. I had a good laugh when reading the blog. Pero nung binasa ko yung comment, oh myy, uminit ulo ko!

  37. He could focus on other problems in the Philippines but he has to focus on the most superficial things that don’t really matter. IT’S A GAME. Back in the 90’s everyone was selling Power Rangers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the like and there seemed to be no problem at all.

    STUPID AND USELESS BILL. End of discussion. Just because HE had a bad experience with it doesn’t mean he has to BAN the entire thing. If i see that joke Castelo on the streets i’d throw him a damn chicken. God save the Philippines from the evil and STUPID government.

  38. This is Stupid, Nuffsaid.

    There’s a lot of better things they should fix rather than getting agitated by this famous products which give people pleasure and no harm ~_~

  39. Ahaha, an Angry Birds themed room… and in bilibid, no less! The things people come up with these days XD

    And, kung di talaga ‘to totoo (kasi parang ang hirap talaga paniwalaan na totoo ‘to) dude stop. Baka ma-sue ka for libel or something. haha.

  40. akala ko totoo. Tapos nabasa ko yung Angry Birds themed-room. lol okay this is too absurd to be true. XD

    And, kung di talaga ‘to totoo (kasi parang ang hirap talaga paniwalaan na totoo ‘to) dude stop. Baka ma-sue ka for libel or something. haha.

  41. News on this website should not be taken seriously and to be taken with a grain of salt. We are here to provide laughter to the public as an escape to our depressing world.

  42. While I understand that everyone is entitled of freedom of expression. I am very disappointed that the Filipinos are doing this to the Congress of the Philippines. Stop this crap. Anti – planking bill may be a big stupidity, but please let us not make fun of our congress. Let us just hope that the Congress may be enlightened on what laws should be made. Thanks.

    • True. Let’s not make fun of our Congressmen. Instead, let’s just make fun of the stupid bills they’re trying to pass. :D

  43. Ever heard of The Onion News people? No? Duh. Google niyo nga ang meaning ng ‘satirical’ or ‘satire’ para maintindihan niyo lalo ang article na to.

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  45. Uhm, alam nyo naman sigurong satirical (or fictional for the more simple-minded) ang news article na to di ba? ;P

    Pero sabagay, that idiot congressman could possibly be stupid enough to pass such a stupid law… Tingnan na lang natin kung maisipan nyang maging tanga ulit…

    But for now, for the love of all that is human, this is a fictional article… :P

  46. Mr. Winston Castelo, kung totoo man to sinasabi ko sayo may problema sa utak. Napakababaw na bagay pinapalaki mo tulad ng planking kung ako sayo problemahin mo muna yung populasyon ng tao, Poverty, edukasyon, ospital at kurapsyon sa bansa. Kapag naabot ko na pangarap kong maging congressman I will personally slap you in the face and spit on you. Thank you.

    • Mr Dominique De Guzman, kung ako sa yo wag ka masyadong seryoso. Konting sense of humor please. Parang ikaw kasi ang may problema sa utak sa mga pinagsasabi mo. Thank you.

  47. Mr. Winston Castelo, kung totoo man to sinasabi ko sayo may problema sa utak. Napakababaw na bagay pinapalaki mo tulad ng planking kung ako sayo problemahin mo muna yung populasyon ng tao, Poverty, edukasyon, ospital at kurapsyon sa bansa. Kapag naabot ko na pangarap kong maging congressman I will personally slap you in the face and spit on you. Thank you.

  48. even this is satire c’mon guys anti planking ? D s anti angry bird angry some reader’s s pag implement ng mga wlang kwentang bill ! The word tanga dpt tlgang svhn s mga ganyang tao ! If you dont getting the point ng mga ibang galit i think your tanga 2 :))

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  50. HAHAHA I LOLed. Napakakaraming nauto ng ‘news’ na to. Ang daming nagsabing ‘Ang tanga ni..’ e sila naman talaga ang tanga dahil naniwala sila sa ‘news’ na to. haha. Napa-gullible amp. Grow up people. Pag sa eleksyon ganyan kayo katanga wala talagang mangyayari sa Pinas.

  51. ron ron i think your the one n my problema s utak ? Sense of humor thats what you said ? C’mon kht joke 2 mki2ta m n ano2 n tlga pinapatupad n batas! I think you love the jhony of mr.castelo :)

  52. nakakabadtrip yung mga kapunyetahan nila! bakit hindi nila pagtuunan ng pansin yung mga mas mahahalagang bagay??? nakakabuwisit!!!

  53. Maybe you would want to*
    LOLed* grammatically* what are you traying to say (grammatical) ?
    GulliblePeople where did you get that words ? Can i borrow your dictionary to gained correct grammar ! Haha clap2 to you bro . Hahaha hahaha hahaha

    • Hay ang tanga mo naman. Tanga sobra.
      ‘Maybe you would want to make your sentence more comprehensive and grammatically correct.’
      Grammatically here is used as an adverb. LOLed means ‘Laughed out loud’.

      And to correct you, it’s not “to gained”. It must be “to gain”. Also, not “don’t getting the point” but instead, it must be “don’t get the point”. Okay na? Ako pa mali ngayon e nagmamagaling ka lang naman. HAHAHA. Tanga mo badtrip. haha

  54. nagsasayang lang siya ng oras ng kongreso! punyales! WALANG KAKWENTA KWENTANG BATAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOY Winston Castelo ! alam mo ba na import-dependent at export-oriented and bansa natin ayon sa international division of labor? kung ano yung trend sa foreign market, yun din yung trend sa local market! sana naman gamitin natin yung utak natin kahit konti at mas pagtuunan ng pansin ang mga mas makabuluhang bagay……

  55. ang tindi mo naman pati yung walang kakwenta-kwentang bagay, pinag-tutuonan mo ng oras, ang laki ng binabayad naming buwis para paswelduhin ka pero ito lang ang maiisip mo. Umuwi ka na lang at magtanim ng kamote, makakatulong ka pa. Ang mga katulad mo ang dahilan kung bakit hindi umuunlad ang Pilipinas.

  56. dapat siguro yung main description ng site na to ilagay sa topmost part ng page para hindi masyado mahigh blood ung iba dyan na hindi detail-oriented. balikan nyo most especially ung last paragraph ng article, dun obvious na fictional., hehe bsta galing ng sumulat, so witty! A very entertaining article and an eye opener as well!

  57. To those who believed this article, good job for being gullible :)) Check if the source is credible first before believing :))

  58. SA INDE MKAINTIDI bkt galet ang mga nkabasa n2 ! Cno b nmn matu2wa ganyan ang mga batas ? Alam nmn n nde nga 2 totoo kaso pg binasa m 2 mai2nis k tlga mali2nawan tlga mka2basa n2 . Pg binasa m 2 d joke xa ee mali2nawan k n bulok ang sistema ntin .

    Para yn s mga d mkaintindi! Kgaya ni *GulliblePeople* hahaha bro alam nmin n nde totoo yn kulang k s pg intindi at s mga k2lad m den d2 :))
    cno kayang tanga ngaun ? Hahaha

    • Bro, kahit basahin mo mga comments ng mga tao dito, most of them ay naniwala sila sa news, that’s the stupidity others are talking about. Now, the other useless bills are of another topic. we all know that the system is rotting like hell. So do brains like yours.

      • Wag mo namang laitin at awayin ang mga gullible. They’re the very reason why I’m still checking up on the comments made on this site. Just sit back and enjoy the laughs you’ll be getting from them. :))

  59. Ano ba yan pati ba naman Angry BIrds pinopolitika pa. Pambihira naman. FOcus on major problems, be concern naman sila sa mga kababayan na nasalanta sa baha. Think of find a better way na magaing better ang bansa natin, nagiging worse na e. tl;dr… Its very useless Frontpage palang. wala nang kwenta

  60. aus sa dami dami angry pa!.. bkit hindi kau mag focus sa education?? bkit hindi kau magdagdag ng facilities sa school..bkit hindi kau 2mulong sa nsalanta ng bagyo?? bkit hindi nio byaran ang utang ng pilipinas para mabawasan?? kung tlagang concern ka sa pilipinas idonate mo nga ung sweldo mo sa mhihirap?? duh if i know corrupt ka din!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. IKAW WALA KANG KWENTANG CONGRESISTA!.KUNG WALA KANG MAGANDANG MAGAWA BUTI PA MAGRESIGN KNA!WAG KANANG MAGHINTAY NA TAO PA MISMO ANG MAGPAALIS SAYO SA PWESTO

  62. GulliblePeople tagalog n ooh .. D m n gets bkt gnyan mga salita ginamit ko . Ewan ko sau hahaha . Mag sama kau ni mr anti angry bird hahaha.
    Loled? Grammatically?
    Haha A grammatical sentence !!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha. Djan k n nga ! Hahaha

    • grabe ka. feeling ko di mo lang nagets sinabi ni gulliblepeople kasi english! Hahahaha, sa ganyang utak mo nakakagulat na marunong ka pa gumamit ng computer! At totoo namang may phrase na “grammatically correct”, well di mo siguro alam yun kasi di ka marunong mag-english at kahit kelan di ka magiging grammatically correct! pati use mo ng “grammatical” mali-mali pa! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  63. The Anti-Planking Bill kinda made sense, but this is just ridiculous. Bakit hindi nila ipursue na lang yung gumagawa nung mga Angry Birds merchandise na hindi naman approved ng Rovio? Yung mga knock-off stuff.

  64. uhh… how stupid can the congress get? what’s next? anti-kpop bill? our country has way too many problems to deal with yet this so-called “congressman” passes a bill regarding angry birds. tsssssssss…. no wonder we’re not progressing

    • Anti K-pop bill? Uy pwede yan ah. Makapagsend nga ng email kay Castelo. Ang dami nang nabebrainwash sa Kpop eh. Baka tuluyan na tayong sakupin ng bansang Korea.

  65. Tanga ka talaga period. Di mo alam adverb? Di mo alam tol? Ano ba natunton mo, elementary? hahahaha. Seryosong tanga ka. at hindi kailangan ng Pilipinas ang mga katulad mo na nabubulok ang utak at hindi marunong tumanggap ng pagkakamali. Ang mga taong ayaw matuto katulad mo ay hindi kailangan sa bansang ito. Sapagkat imbis na solusyon, lason lang ang dala mo.

  66. wagi ka congressman…………..,isunod mo anti skinhead bill

    di ko alam kung anong problema mo, kahit sandamakmak ang angry birds ang tanong lahat ba bumibili.

    impakto moron, gamitan mo naman ng utak ang susunod mong bill

    wag lang basta may masabing may pinasok ka bill

  67. Dahil lang sa di nakahanap ng panregalo, Anti-Angry Birds bill agad?!
    Pwede ba? Kalokohan! Andaming dapat lutasin at unahin na tulungan!!!
    Ano bang klaseng utak meron tong congressman na to?! Pwe!!!

  68. Baka di pa nya natatalo yung mga baboy sa angry birds.. hahaha
    korny ng mga batas ngayon anti-planking law tsaka anti-angry birds?! Da Hell pwede ba ipasa nlng nila Anti-Corrupt law?? tsk tsk

  69. Mas TANGA ang naniwalang totoong Bill ito. Hello! don’t you guys know a satire when you see one? Naman kasi kung makapag comment, di muna intindihing mabuti ang binabasa eh. Lakas pa maka-“tanga” at “bobo”. Magbasa at mag-isip. THINK BEFORE YOU CLICK!

  70. IT’S A SATIRE PEOPLE! PAKI GOOGLE NA LANG ANONG IBIG SABIHIN NG SATIRE. PERO SA MADALING SABI, IT’S NOT REAL AND IT’S MADE TO RIDICULE SOMEONE, OKAY?

  71. adverb a word used before or after a verb, before an adjective or preposition, or w/ another adverb to show time, manner , etc .
    It’s better You LOOKED more carefully in the chat box .
    Adverb ? What are you trying to say ? Haaays fuck off men!
    Mr anti angry bird hahaha

  72. I, myself, thought this was true. But I think it just made the Post Anti-Planking issue even worse. Now, people are judging Castelo also, even worse. I am not against the writer. We can find lots of these here in the internet. Nevertheless, I’d say this article is funny, especially when I read that If you commit the crime, you’ll be locked up in the Angry birds solitary room. I’d love that! I love the Angry birds, seriously. :D

    • This article just showed us that it’s not only the government that can be stupid, but even the people themselves too.

      Just look at the comments. And this article is trending in Twitter for crying out loud.

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  74. TO ALL FELLOW CONGRESSMAN/LAWMAKERS…

    Please, paki-basura ang ANTI-ANGRY BIRDS BILL!!! Isa lamang itong larong katuwaan at hindi kasamaan… Napakabobo mong congressman castelo parang di ka naging bata!!

  75. siguro hindi nya matapos tapos yung laro kaya nagagalit sya sa angry birds.
    wala naman syang magagawa kung ang mga tao eh adik sa angry birds, kalayaan nila yun, at yun ang uso hindi lang sa pinas kung hindi sa buong mundo. ano magagawa nya kung naglalaro ang tao ng angry birds? paparusahan nya? LOL

  76. Instead of focusing on Angry Birds and Planking, focus on giving homes and livelihood to the poor! This is why our country is not improving! Money, time and energy are allocated to problems that aren’t even really problems. FOCUS ON THE POOR, NOT ON ANGRY BIRDS

  77. Instead of focusing on Angry Birds and Planking, focus on giving homes and livelihood to the poor! This is why our country is not improving! Money, time and energy is allocated to problems that aren’t even really problems. FOCUS ON THE POOR, NOT ON ANGRY BIRDS

  78. save the pigs ! Hahaha
    angry bird kill mr(adverb) GulliblePeople* peace
    ALL angry bird kill mr castelo :)

    its time to shine angry bird hahaha

  79. galing ng mata ni winston kung anu-ano nakikita pero hindi makita kung ano yung totoong problema ng bansa haha :)))

  80. You shouldn’t make a bill/law prohibiting something just because you hated it “alone”. He should think of other kinds of laws/bills instead of making one basing on his “mood”. He should make laws concerning other more serious problems.

  81. Napakawalang kwenta ng bill na yan. Marami naman pwedeng pagtuunan ng pansin eh. Iimprove ang bansa ganun, hindi yung mga non-sense na bill. Isa yan sa mga bill na walang kwenta. Pati yung anti-planking bill. Parang he’s not after the improvement of the government. Para lang sa sarili niya yung iniisip niya.

  82. Angry Birds Is just a fucking game you idiots what more can you get from that….So many stupid people especially in the government

  83. bwahahaha!!!

    Violators to this law will be sentenced to 6 months solitary confinement to a special facility called “The Angry Birds Room” inside the New Bilibid Prison. The room will be composed of an Angry Birds toilet,sink, tissue paper & soap, as well as walls painted with scenes from the game. Eating utensils for the inmate will also come standard with the said designs. Vendors who are found guilty are also subject to the confiscation of the prohibited items which will then be burned or donated to “The Angry Birds Room”.

    Read other laws mr. congressman. Your punishment will get all of us in trouble with other CHR. Hahaha! Isn’t that one way of psychologically tormenting a person?

  84. Puro kayo mga ENGOT! Ang hina ninyong umintindi. Sa titulo pa lang ng website na ito, dapat nakuha ninyo na na ito ay pawang katatawanan lang. Sobrang kaengotan ninyo. Mahiya kayo sa sarili ninyo.

  85. After ANti Planking Bill, Anti ANgry Birds Bill naman?Ano bang tumatakbo sa utak ng Cong. na yan.. Wala na bang maisip na iba?TIngin ko papansin lang yan eh.What’s next kaya tingin niyo?hahaha

  86. I won’t lie, I really got fooled when I read this. That’s until after i read the comments…Good job Mr. Stewart dude.

    • Hahaha.Me too..I just realized. when I read some recent news also from here..So guyz please don’t be too harsh…Watch your words..This isn’t real…Just a satire a joke just for fun..hahah We got fooled.!!!

  87. my gosh..
    pano ba nanalong kongresista yan?
    imbento ng imbento ng mga laws may masabi lang n may nagawa sila.
    bat di nyo gawan ng batas ang tungkol sa langis?
    TANGINA!dapat bawasan na yang mga kongresistang sobrang dami!
    SAYANG LANG ANG BUWIS NG TAONG BAYAN!

  88. House Bill 5379 anti-angry birds bill. Are you sure?

    Then what’s this?
    14th Congress
    House Bill No. 5379
    NEW TAUGTOG NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL (ZAMBALES)
    Filed on December 8, 2008

    • well it’s cause this is meant to be satirical and he probably just typed random numbers cause it’s not true anyways :p

      • The writer should be ashamed of himself! He’s obviously not doing his research well! :))

        (I’m seriously considering making a fanpage condemning this non-existent anti-angry birds bill. Haha. Anyone with me?)

      • blabbityblah im not. kasi nga, this is meant to be satirical. fraud. joke. the writer very well knows that he’s inventing it. just inventing it! gaaah

      • Relax, I’m kidding. That’s why I said “non-existent” right? Haha. I’m quite entertained at how so many people are taking this seriously, it would be funny if there was a fanpage just for us to see how many gullible people there are in this country. =))

  89. WTF… ang daming PROBLEMA ng bansa, mas inuna pa mga BAGAY na hindi konektado sa IKAUUNLAD nten.. grbee.. gnyan ba ang usapan sA gobyerno ?? nkakahiya.. damn !!!

  90. wtf !! ang DAMING dpat paguspan at lutasin, bket eto pa napili nila.. ANONG CONNECT NITO SA BANSA !!! NAKAKAHIYANG TUNAY TALAGA.. BWISET !!!

  91. I congratulate the author of this article in being the BEST TROLL I’ve seen this year. HE TROLLED NEARLY AN ENTIRE COUNTRY.

  92. Ang daming problema ng Pilipinas. Maraming kaso dyan na mahigit isang dekada wala pa ring nangyayari. Maraming kurakot, problema sa kung saan-saan tapos uunahin nila ang ANGRY BIRD. Ano ba naman yan? Parang sila na yung mga ibon na naninira ng kabuhayan ng mga gustong kumita.

  93. mga engot… hihirit hirit kayo diyan, puro naman pala kayo bobo. marunong nga kayo magbasa ng english, di naman pala kayo nakakaintindi. JOKE-JOKE lang po ito. baka ma-nosebleed kayo pag sinabi kong “Satire” po eto. paki-google na lang kung ano ang satire, ha?

  94. wow buti pa angry bird napansin nila. ung ibang krimen di nga ma solve ung angry bird na laro pinagdiskitahan?haha…

    anti angry bird bill is useless!
    it does not make sense sa pagunlad ng bayan.

  95. kung totoo nga to, pano sya nakapasok ng Congress?! daming problemang dapat ayusin pati Angry Birds pinagdidiskitahan nya!!!

  96. nakakatawa nmn tong batas na to, infairness dami nag react kahit sira ulo gumawa ng blog na to. mga nagreact ng super nega ay halatang hindi binasa ang buong article?
    kindly read the last paragraph.:3
    Violators to this law will be sentenced to 6 months solitary confinement to a special facility called “The Angry Birds Room” inside the New Bilibid Prison. The room will be composed of an Angry Birds toilet,sink, tissue paper & soap, as well as walls painted with scenes from the game. Eating utensils for the inmate will also come standard with the said designs. Vendors who are found guilty are also subject to the confiscation of the prohibited items which will then be burned or donated to “The Angry Birds Room”.

    san ka pa “angry birds room” mukhang gagu lng.haha
    wala namang bobo na mambabatas gagawa nan.

  97. Instead of posting nonsense bills, why don’t our government posting new bills that may help our countrymen rise to poverty! They’re games anyway, and PETA, home of the overacting sluts and pimps who are “concerned” with animals, gets involved.

    • Ah, hindi po gobyerno ang nag-po-“post” ng bills. Talaga bang nakakaintindi ka ng ingles? Eh bakit hindi mo na-gets na satire lang po ang website na ito?

    • hello, hello? yuck ang utak mo. intindihin nang mabuti ang ‘balitang’ ito ha? Satire lang po ito. Satire. Satire. o, sige na, may oras ka pa para mag-google. grabe, ang dami ninyong bobo. nakakaiyak.

  98. How cranny can one get? Such a waste of time! To CONG. CASTELO, piece of advice why don’t you focus on relevant issues, not to mention that your jurisdiction is actually facing a lot of problems.

  99. HALATA TALAGANG MARAMING HINDI NAGBABASA. Why don’t you know everything first before you react? This only proves na maraming nakikiuso kahit hindi alam kung anong tunay na balita. Super kalat na nga ang ‘rumor’ na ito sa internet eh. And to think that this only started with this article. LOL

    • ikaw ang BOBO. Tagalog na lang, mali-mali pa. Ang website na ito ay isang satire. Katatawanan at pangungutya ang laman. Naintindihan mo na? Siyempre, hindi pa din kase bobo ka.

  100. SATIRE
    SATIRE
    SATIRE
    Sa mga bobo diyan, paki-google lang po ang salitang ito.
    Grabe, ang dami pala talagang bobong Pilipino! Nakakabasa lang kayo, hindi naman pala marunong umintindi. Grabe!!!

  101. Lighten up people, this is a satire. Joketime lang ‘to. Joke’s on you guys kung napikon kayo. Yes, nakakainis nga na sobrang mainstram na ng Angry Birds, but it has happened before with other things. Malalaos rin naman yan at mapapalitan ng bago. As for Castelo, oo nakakairita yung Anti-planking bill pero kung marami namang mauuto sa article na to, e nakakaawa naman si Ginoong Castelo. Napapahiya na nga e dadagdagan pa natin.

  102. Anti-Angry Birds Bill -It’s just a satire made by some website people bat yung iba sobra makapagreact haha! #WeAllKnowItsFake

    Lol pero in all fairness pwede siya makatulong side by side with the RH Bill. ROLF!

  103. PUTANG INA NILA!! ang dami daming problema sa pilipinas kung ano anong kabalbalan ang pinag gagawa nila..! MGA GAGO!!

  104. Hoax or not, madameng ambilis naniwala coz he already has the history of making stupid laws. Pls pls plssssss lang gamitin ang utak at pakinggan ang konsensya.

  105. sige ukulong nyo mga pamangkin ko mga batang nag lalaro ng angry birds! letse lutasin nyo muna Ampatuan Masaccre at gumawa kayo ng batas para hindi maulit yun!

  106. seryoso ba kayo? sarcasm is written allover this post, BOLD and UNDERLINED! its not true. yung anti-planking lang, ugh! Quezon city pips, look at what your voted official’s doing!

  107. stupid website. your form of comedy is pathetic. it’s not funny at all. look at the reactions that you’re getting. and then your readers are getting blasted for not getting the comedy. not everyone knows it’s fake, because the Congressman Winston Castelo is real, and the anti-planking law is real.

    you should have a disclaimer at the start of ALL your FAKE (but pretending to be real) news articles.

    your comedy isn’t good at all.

    • Heeey, I like his (or her?) humor! I don’t want him to take down this article or this site just yet. People should just know better than to accept something that’s from freaking WordPress.

      And here actually is a disclaimer at the bottom of the site:
      “News on this website should not be taken seriously and to be taken with a grain of salt. We are here to provide laughter to the public as an escape to our depressing world.”

      Well the writer could move it at the top, but then I think that’s gonna affect the humor in the articles. And regarding Castelo, I think freedom of speech allows us to poke fun at his absurd anti-planking bill, in the same way almost every talk-show host in American programs would poke fun at the absurdities in their government. :D

  108. Omg, please, the anti-angry birds law is just a satire. omg. search the article “scientific basis why filipinos are gullible” another satire. grabe. kasi, wag maniwala agad sa lahat ng nababasa. kilatisin muna. UGH.

    SA MGA NANIWALA DITO, KAYO ANG RASON KUNG BAKIT DI TAYO UMUUNLAD. You believe things because “hey, a person said this or a post in fb said that”, COME ON. Satire sites such as this are meant to sound fanciful BECAUSE they AREN’T TRUE.

    AREN’T TRUE = HINDI TOTOO.

    sorry for the harshness but im fed up with all this. The article lost its charm because of them falling for it. Spectacularly.

    To those who noticed that this was too absurd and thought probably isn’t real, you have my respect.

    To those who still believe in that after reading this, GTFO the internet and get a life.

    • “SA MGA NANIWALA DITO, KAYO ANG RASON KUNG BAKIT DI TAYO UMUUNLAD.”

      False.

      If you click a link from somewhere into this site, one would not have any idea if the info is real or not. But Winston Castelo is a real name, and the Anti-Planking Law is real. It’s no illogical to assume that the article has a semblance of truth to it.

      And that’s the way it’s presented.

      The website should have a disclaimer on ALL its fake pages, because links are being directed to each page, and not the to the page claiming the ENTIRE website is satire.

      There is something wrong with the way the website is designed, and honestly, I think Winston Castelo has the right to sue for libel.

      • i may have said too much at my previous post. but having daily conversation disrupted and disputes erupting here and there about the verity of this matter isn’t really what would make your day.

        Im taking back what he said I said above. my point is we must be more careful on what to believe and what to disbelieve. it would cause us more harm than good.

      • of course. people need to check if the things that are online are real. no issue with that.

        parang Da Vinci Code lang. connecting real things to make a false story. you know it’s fake, but because the bases are real, maybe…(stress on …).

        it’s dangerous kasi. With Filipino culture’s current maturity level and understanding of national politics, things like this are more counterproductive than anything else. May mga mang-aaway talaga kay Winnie Castelo (see above).

        This website should be more careful. The onion is a good business model for the US because they are more mature politically. Filipino society is not ready for stuff like this. That’s not a bad thing though, it just means we have a lot of growing up to do. We need to understand ourselves as a nation first, before we can joke about our leaders like this. Winnie Castelo’s anti-planking law is a real joke, but Winnie Castelo (the person) deserves our respect because he is still an elected representative of QC.

        The website could have done a better satire by changing the name slightly, like, “Winnster Castelo, or something, so that the satire is clear and people won’t mistake it for REAL news.

  109. ANAK NG TETENG NAMAN O! Pati pa ba naman ang paglaro namin ng Angry Birds pakikilamanan? Hindi mo ba naiintindihan na nakabubuti ito sa lipunan? Mabuti nang may Angry Birds kesa mag-droga kami o masangkot sa krimen! Pucha Castelo kung hindi mo ayusin matitikman mo ang mga angry bird ng sambayanan!!!

    • Come on people! Ang bobo nyo naman! Your stupidity’s really pissing me off! Satire na nga eh diba? Why don’t you gullible people just shut the hell up and do something better than make stupid gullible comments? Stupid stupid stupid stupid! Kaya nagkakaganito ang Pilipinas dahil sa mga WALANG KWENTANG BOBO TULAD NYO! PWEHHHHH!

  110. tangang anak ng puta tong mambabatas na to. walang alam potang inang yan. mas madaming problema pilipinas na dapat lutasin hindi angry birds kupal pota.sipain ko itlog mo para maging angry bird mo jan kongressman pulpol.

  111. ““The Angry Birds Room” inside the New Bilibid Prison…….. =))”

    FUCKING idiots, please learn to read the full article before reacting!! Don’t you get it? It’s FAKE! a-holes. Ang yabang nyo pa magcomment ng “bobo” at “tanga”. =))))

  112. somebody should make an anti-stupid bill bill! people’s money going to waste on elected officials like these! that’s why we’re not going anywhere as a country.

  113. I can’t believe na may mga naniwala sa article na ‘to. Mga tao nga naman, di nag-iisip. HAHA.

    Anyway, sa gumawa neto, great job! Now we know kung gaano KATALINO ang iba diyan. =))

  114. As Usual stupid laws by stupid lawmakers. For once solve the no# 1 problem of the Phil. Corruption and Guess what it will never be solved because all lawmakers politicians are like that! No Future for the Filipinos and the Phil. that’s Reality! Nuff said!

  115. “satire – the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.”

    So, What is So What’s News?

    So, What’s News? is a satirical & fictional news website.

    Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news and to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

    Kindly send me an email to sowhatsnews@gmail.com for article contributions or just leave your comments and suggestion here on this site. Refer and share to your friends on Facebook, Twitter and others. Thank you! :)

    News on this website should not be taken seriously and to be taken with a grain of salt. We are here to provide laughter to the public as an escape to our depressing world.
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    All contents on this site are owned by it’s respective author. Copying, in part or in whole, is not permitted without the consent of the respective author.
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    “A laugh a day, keeps the white hairs away.”

    – so, you guys actually believed in this article? I’m sorry to say but, ang BOBO nyo! :)

  116. THIS IS NONSENSE! Rep. Castelo is insane! with him in the government.. the government will also be insane! this article made me laugh! what the hell is wrong about angry birds? and plus, if you know the story line of the IOS game Angry Birds… you’ll understand why those Birds had to kill the Evil Pigs… still this article made me really laugh

  117. HAHAHAAH punyetashet. bobo lang ang maniniwala dito =)) puta. puso niyo mga tsong. Kalma lang =))) napaka obvious na this is a joke =)) WTF.

  118. It doesn’t take a genius to determine wheter this is fake news or not. Satire is often presented in such a way that conveys seriousness. And to those who keep bitching about the layout and how the disclaimer should be on EVERY page, I’m sorry but you people are either incredibly stupid or ridiculously gullible.

    • Agree. Nothing ruins satire more than having to actually say “This is a satire, people, please don’t believe any word of it” at the beginning of the joke.

    • i absolutely agree. it just proves that filipinos do not have a habit of reading or maybe they read it but did not understand since they are not familiar with this kind of genre. tsk. gullible people. everyone must read more so that they will gain knowledge and wisdom. when i say read more, i mean read other books besides romance pocketbooks. how will you understand genres like satire if you do not read books?

  119. The fact that people actually BELIEVE that our gov’t officials would do something this stupid shows just how much faith we don’t have in our “leaders”:

  120. I must congratulate Mr. Castelo for accomplishing his goal.

    …that would be the case if his goal was to make our politicians look like a bad joke. The kind of joke nobody laughs at cuz it’s too stupid to be funny anymore.

    Seriously Castelo. Helpful Bills, GTFO.

  121. gago na ata mga mambabatas ngaun, wala na kasi magawa na matino kung di, patayin ang mga nag.bebenta ng ANGRY BIRDS shirt. potcha kau!

  122. FYI: this is what the page is all about…

    So, What is “So, What’s News?” ?

    So, What’s News? is a satirical & fictional news website. Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news to provide respite to readers who have grown weary with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news.

    “So, What’s News’ news are news that won’t make you depressed to read the news”

    So, What’s News? was started and founded on September 11, 2011 by me, Stewart as an outlet for my “humor”, “opinion” and “creativity” on different topics surrounding our everyday lives. Please note that the three words mentioned above are in quotation marks, so as to imply that it is up to the public to judge the quality and scope of the content on this website.

    Currently, SWN? is looking for contributors / authors that are interested in adding content that is the right fit of what we aim to do on this site. Please leave a comment below if you’re interested or send me an email to: sowhatsnews@gmail.com

  123. More idiot bureaucrats making laws the public doesn’t need.

    1) Anti-planking, when planking causes a disturbance, it’s covered by existing laws of public order. Otherwise it’s free expression for which we do not need a new law.

    2) Anti-angry birds. Stores carry what sells, if the stuff wasn’t selling, they wouldn’t have it on the shelves. The free market determines that, not politicians. If he doesn’t like what’s being sold, he can go to another store or shop online.

    Government should intrude into peoples’ lives as little as possible.

  124. Anong kagaguhan ito? Naglolokohan nalang ba tayo?
    Bat kailangan pang pakialaman ang mga ginugusto ng mga kabataan?
    Bat di nalang nila atupagin kung ano ang dapat nilang dapat ayusin? Katulad ng bakit matagal ang proseso sa court of justice. Ika nga “late justice, is justice denied”.
    Kung uunahin nila itong mga kagaguhang ito. Walang mangyayaring maganda sa Pilipinas!
    Isa pa, ang kapal kapal ng Constitutional Law Book ng Pilipinas kesa sa Amerika, pero bakit ganon? mas disiplinado ang mga tao sa ibang bansa? Eh tayo? Puro pagpapatupad lang ng mga walang kwentang batas na walang nangyayari! Buti sana kung may nangyayari! ang daming daming batas jan pero hindi naman nagagamit! Sana naging tagapagpatupad nalang din kami ng batas kung kagaguhan lang din naman! Ang babaw ng batas na to! Kung pababawan nalang din naman bakit di nalang ipatupad ang ANTI-WALANG KWENTANG SENADOR NA WALANG GINAWA KUNDI MAGPATUPAD NG WALANG KWENTANG BATAS!!

    this is a big joke! What a shame!

  125. ANO BA NAMAN YAN…MADAMING PROBLEMA ANG BANSANG PILIPINAS NA KAILANGANG TUGUNAN….ANG DAMING KAGAGUHANG ALAM NYANG TAONG YAN…ANO BANG PAKIALAM NYA KUNG PURO ANGRY BIRDS MAN ANG ITINITINDA SA MGA TINDAHAN…KARAPATAN NG MGA NAG TITINDA YUN..OO MAY KARAPATAN YANG TAONG YAN NA MAMILI NG GUSTO NYANG BILHIN KAYA WALA KAMING PAKI ALAM KUNG AYAW NYA BUMULI…PURO KAGAGUHAN..SANA TIGNAN MO ANG KASALUKUYANG SITWASYON NG EDUKASYON SA BANSA , NUTRISYON, TRABAHO YAN ,,,YANG MGA YAN ANG KAILANGAN TUGUNAN…AMP BOBO..WALANG MAGAWA SA BUHAY…MAS PINAPAHALATA LANG NIYA NA WALA SIYANG MAISIP NA BATAS NA MAAARING GAWIN….WALANG UTAK!

    • “Quote> Anonymous says:
      October 2, 2011 at 12:14 am

      ANO BA NAMAN YAN…MADAMING PROBLEMA ANG BANSANG PILIPINAS NA KAILANGANG TUGUNAN….”
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      Honga sir agree ako sayo. Ang daming problema na kailangang tugunan sa ating bansa. AT ISA KA NA SA MGA PROBLEMA NA KELANGAN TUGUNAN. HINDI MO INIINTINDI BINABASA MO, MASYADO KASING LITERAL ANG PAGTANGGAP MO SA NABASA MO EH!! Hahaha!

      Suggestion lang ser, basa basa din ser, tapos intindihing mabuti okay? :D

  126. hinde :)) kya nila ginawa yan..kasi yung nilalaro nila ung Angry Birds…naiinis n sila kc di nila magawang 3 stars ung isang level xD

  127. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (FROM MERRIAM WEBSTER)

    satire noun

    a creative work that uses sharp humor to point up the foolishness of a person, institution, or human nature in general.

    HINDI PWEDENG MAG JOKE? TAO PA? TAO PA? HAHA. Kaya hindi umaasenso ang Pilipinas dahil mahina kayong umintindi! POLITICAL SATIRE ITO! IBIG SABIHIN, JOKE LANG LAHAT! LETSE. Nagmumura kayo sa WALANG KAKWENTA KWENTANG BAGAY!!!!!!!!

    COMMON SENSE NAMAN OH! AT MATUTONG MAG COMPREHEND NG BINABASA. HINDI TANGGAP NANG TANGGAP PERO DI NAMAN INIINTINDI!

    • right. what the media feeds, the people swallows then digests. that’s what we call masturbating public opinion. tanggap lang ng tanggap ang mga tao, di marunong umintindi. di na kasi mahilig magbasa ang mga filiipino kaya di lumalawak ang kaalaman. fail.

    • @ WINSTON, SINCE NABASA MO YUNG NAPAKAHABA NA BILL AT NAGREACT KA NG BONGGA, MIGHT AS WELL READ THE POST ABOVE URS!!

  128. I don’t even play ‘Angry Birds’ and I didn’t think that such game would create a crazy bill like this. Hindi ba nila naisip na ang “Angry Birds” is just a fad? Uso? Alam nyo na, uso kasi kaya maraming items ang inilalabas. Just wait for about 6 months, makakalimutan din ng tao ang Angry Birds game at mapapalitan naman yan ng Angry Pigs.

  129. Hey you Rep. Castelo! This is for you nigga! Your lawmaking is so corny that I’m gonna piss your face. Anti Angry Birds Law!? Really!? Really!? C’Mon dude! Your nothing but a turned CD to sideways nonsense! If I were you, I would stop making laws like that so that I won’t kick your candy ass! If you ever make such laws again, Im’ma shut your mouth and kick your candy ass and I will welcome you to the HALL OF PAIN… Courtesy of ME! ~~~ >.< Just pissed off for this guy. He's gay.

  130. This article is just one of those of its kind that made me realize that the Internet shouldn’t be taken seriously. It’s obviously satire. Even the photos in this article are obviously EDITED… :P

    I guess we’re gonna need more Captain Obvious around the Internet.

  131. the most stupid idea a stupid man could ever make! and if he was a lawmaker….he would not be a great one even in the time of moses!!!

    • The said representative already made himself stupid because of his actions and passed such nonsense to Congress. And nothing can be more stupid than a person that leaves a rage comment to a satirical article on a satirical blog. Please, don’t take the Internet seriously. :)

  132. How about someone from the Congress propose an anti – Winston Castelo bill? Hirap na hirap ang taong bayan magbayad ng buwis ipapa sweldo sa sayo, eto lang ang naisip mong gawing batas? Katawa tawa na naman ang mga Pilipino dahil sa katangahan nang isang nagmamarunong.

  133. HIndi ko alam ano mararamdaman, finofollow ko nlng ang thread na ito para mabasa kung may magrereact padin, pero meron at meron padin na nagrereact. Kaninang umaga ko pa narealize na ito ay satire, at natawa talaga ako, pero narealize ko dahil dito na ang lakas ng powers ng internet! at social networking sites! Di mo naman kasi din masisisi, nawindang kasi tayo sa anti-planking law, so feeling natin nasa karakter ni Winston na gumawa ng another bizare law pag dumoble ang sapi. Let us use internet for the best! Lets all unite! So, win-win padin, may natutunan tayo, as internet users, influence others na ipaglaban ang tama! Pero, be careful with your temper, and be sure muna na authenticate yung binabasa bago magreact. Ika nga, think before you click! :) Yehey! :)

    • Yes, madam, welcome to the internet. :D Yung iba parang yung title lang ang nabasa tapos kung maka-comment WAGAS NA WAGAS eh. =))

    • Yes sir, completely illogical. Getting all worked up over an internet satire and never understood what it really meant.

      You, sir, are officially one of those who fail the internet. Why so serious? :)

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  135. ang daming problema sa Pilipinas na hindi nila masulusyonan, idadagdag na naman nila ito (hindi naman ganoon ka-importante). Buti pa itong si angry bird napansin nila, pero ung mga sirang eskwelahan, ung mga studyanteng walang matinong upuan sa eskwelahan hindi nila mabigyan ng pansin. Sabagay, pag pinansin nga naman nila ung mga un, kukuwestyunin din sila sa taas. saan nila dinala ung pera para sa mga skwelahan (edi syempre sa bulsa nila). Dapat sa lawmaker na yan ikulong sa “the angry bird’s room” eh! kaya hindi umuunlad ang Pilipinas eh! mga lawmakers, mga edukado kau, alam nyo naman siguro ang mahalaga sa hindi mahalaga, hindi ba? kung anu anong batas yang gusto nyong isumite, ipatupad.. ang dami na nateng batas. hindi nyo naman maipatupad ng matino, idadagdag nyo pa yang angry birds bill na yan. grrr nakakaubos kau ng pasensya

  136. People, this is a fictional article–a fake article created to entertain people. The evidence is written in this address, “http://sowhatsnews.wordpress.com/about/”. I have read the article and also the meaning of this website (So What’s News). Before reading the article and making judgments, read the source of the article to know more whether this is true or not. Use your heads.

  137. oy say are you nuts ? Are you trying to be mr.castelo madaming pinaglalaban?
    Change code kpa .
    Haha kill your self bro!

  138. What a great blog! A fantastic concept and awesome delivery. I will deffinetly keep reading. Check out my blog at tastesbychase.wordpress.
    PS: I can’t believe they would outlaw Angry Birds! I might make another blog about how much we can’t live without Angry Birds I mean, what else would I do in study hall?

  139. Wicked blog. What a great concept. Very well written. Hope you could check out my blog at tastesbychase.wordpress.
    PS: If they outlaw Angry Birds I’m moving to Canada.

  140. the reactions here just prove how fanatic the Filipinos are with ‘ANGRY BIRDS”, and we cant blame them for the violent reactions. whoever made this satire article, sana be careful next time because you’ve touched a sensitive point ANGRY BIRD fans..kawawa ung congressman na cited sa satire article..think what it could do to his family. I enjoyed the article pero sana wala namention na name ng tao..

  141. i guess the reactions here only proves how fanatic the Filipinos are with ANGRY BIRDS..but let us be careful next time in making satire articles because a sensitive issue was touched here..i pity the congressman whose name was used in the article..think of the effect to his family..sana wala na lang binanggit na name ng tao kung fictitional din lang pala ito..

  142. Will someone please send this dude to a mental facility. He’s loosing his common sense. Srsly, if you hate angry birds, don’t buy a copy of the game or the merchandise. Srsly, this dude has to go back to law school or idk, go back to agusan marsh and be caught by the croc hunters.

    • Congratulations! You just lost to your opponent. the Internet by way of taking this Satire seriously, and mispelled lose to loose!! =))

  143. TATATATTATATATATATATATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! basahin nyo yung pinakababa ng website!!!! LOSERS!!!!!

  144. Personal opinion lang. Kahit na peke tong news na ito, at masabi niyong bobo yung mga nag react ng basta basta. Alama kong mali yun at napaka aggressive ng dating nila. Pero para saakin, at least nag react sila. Ang tipong alam nila kung gaano ka Douche ang mangyayari sa PINAS someday. At least may mga tao pa namang aware sa nangyayari sa atin no! So, BOBO? I don’t think we should use that word in this situation even though It’s true. Naexcite lang kasi damdamin nila ee :p STIR :p

    just a commenttt!

  145. You guys, the comment box is only INCHES from the description box, which you, unfortunately, ignored. If only you’d read, you’d already have saved on time and frustration.

    “So, What’s News? is a satirical & FICTIONAL news website….

    …Our aim is to inject humor into everyday news…”

    It’s so sad you missed that. You’re more frustrating than the article itself. -_________-

  146. hindi ko na alam kung mas nakakatawa ba yung hoax or mas nakakatawa yung mga comment ng mga di naka gets, or mas nakakatawa yung mga nang aaway na dahil sa mga comments ng mga di nakagets. =P

  147. It speaks much to the intelligence of the average Filipino when they can;’t even identify a satirical article on a satire blog.

    This is what happens when you watch noontime shows and stupid dramas on TV instead of reading or cultivating your intelligence.

    Kaya di tayo umaasenso eh.

  148. Anong katangahan kaya to? Bka bukas makalawa “Anti-Dougie” nman ipapasa mong batas? Nakakahiya kang mambabatas, napakawalang kwenta ng pinapasa mong batas, magisip nman kayo ung ikakabuti ng marami. Sandamakmak ung problema ng bansa, inuuna nyo pa ung mga walang kwentang bagay. Ang bobo mo!

  149. kakahiya kayo mga law graduate kayo tas kaya nyo lang patulan ung planking at angry birds?? hahaha!!!! laptrip kayo tas pag inasar ung bansa natin ngaalboruto kayo hahaha!!!!! sobrang laptrip talaga bansa natin! hahahahaha!!!!! napakamalaking kahihiyan kayo!! palibasa mga utak bird lang haha!!!

  150. ganyan ba ang kalidad ng binabayaran ng libo libo para irepresent ang consituent nya sa kongreso, angry birds lang ang kayang gawin. wala ba syang magawa o walang matinong isip, andaming mahahalagang bagay at pangangailangan ng bansa na dapat lutasin. I think this congressman needs no new law to pass, i would rather salute him, if he got no good law in mind to pass, it would be better if he go back and review some important old laws and have them revised or amended to cope with the present time, such as the revised penal code, the civil code, family code etc. these laws got so many outdated provisions, if he wants homework, he gotta lot here in these laws. I agree with Atty. Saguisag at some point, nakakahiya na ang congress natin.

  151. Not everyone knows whats happening in the PI sry guys . Im sure most of the people who wrote a comment are from overseas .

  152. It’s just a game. Entertainment lang yan, hindi dapat ginagawa ‘tong Law na ‘to.. Dapat unahin muna ang financial problems ng bansa bago yan. Napaka non-sense kung inuuna nila yan Angry Bird Law at hindi naman dapat gawin.

  153. please focus on issue of proposed pre paid meralco bill. dont allow it to happen. kawawa ang taong bayan. wag mo ng bigyan atensyon ang angry bird mania. mas maraming issues na dapat unahin.

  154. ANG DAMING BOBONG PILIPINO NOH?? MGA TANGA !! DI NYO BA ALAM MEANING NG SATIRE??! MGA BOBO KAYO!! POLITICAL SATIRE 2 BAT NYO PINEPERSONAL MGA TANGA!!

  155. Tangina kahit na political satire lang to, for the fact na totoo parin ang anti-planking bill, sana sinabi niya nalang na Anti-Trending bill para bawal na lahat ng uso.

  156. WHAT THE FUCK!? INSTEAD OF MINDING THESE TYPE OF THINGS, POLITICIANS SHOUD FOCUS ON MAKING STEPS TOWARDS THE PROGRESS OF OUR COUNTRY!!! NAMPOTA NAMAN OH…ANO BA NAMAN TO….

  157. Nakakalungkot lang.

    1. ang daming taong di na-gets na satire lang ang news na to.

    2. nagmumurahan na kayo dahil halos 60% ng mga nagcomment di nga alam na kalokohan lang to.

    di niyo ba inisip na nakatira lang kau sa iisang bansa. tapos ganyan nyo sila tratuhin. oo, maraming nagpadala, pero isipin nyo naman, may point naman sila. un nga lang, di nila nalaman agad na joke lang to.

    nakakalungkot talaga. i pray for u guys…

    • pRang di lang ata 60%. parang 80% ata ang alam nila totoo to. so sad! kala ko pa naman matatalino mga pinoy. :(

      • hahahaha!! oo nga at mali na nagreact ang maraming pinoy sa joke news na ito. Pero mali rin namang sabihin nyong bobo ang mga pinoy. nabasa nyo ba ang mga reaksyon nila, naintindihan nyo ba? hindi lang naman siguro “anti-angry bird’s bill” ang nasa isip ng mga yan. napakaraming batas sa pinas, karamihan wala namang katuturan, kung anu ano pinag-aawayan sa kongreso, gawa ng gawa ng batas pero asan ung batas? andun nakasulat sa papel, napapatupad ba nila? hindi naman diba?

        tandaan nyo, walang bobo o tangang tao, nagtatangatangahan meron!! Dapat nga matuwa pa tayo, at least joke man ito, alam nateng may pakielam ang kapwa naten Pilipino.

  158. Why don’t they redirect their efforts on improving the state of our economy? I’m surprised there are people like this in Congress

  159. Kaya di umuunlad Pilipinas dahil sa sobrang mga nagmamagaling na Pilipino. Kung makapagsabi ng bobo sa iba akala mo perpekto. Hays.

  160. …plain stupid, no wonder why your country, the Philippines is still a third world country. You focus on the wrong problems, there are bigger fish to fry, stupid monkeys!

  161. i just find this stupid…. may mas malalaking problema ang bansa na dapat tutukan ng mga mambabatas!!!! PETA is so OA… walang green pigs in real life …. what rights are u talking of!!! insane!!!

  162. Ano ba kasi kasalanan nung mga pigs sa mga birds? Nasa bahay lang naman sila, bakit ba pilit sinisira ng mga birds na yan ang mga bahay ng mga pigs? Buti pa yung mga plants eh, self defense lang kasi gustong kainin nung mga zombies yung brain ng amo nila, kaya lumalaban sila pareng peashooter at mareng repeater… eh yang red angry bird na yan, yang black exploding bird na yan…. WALANG PUSO (hikbi) !!! May permit to carry ba yung tirador na gamit nila? Dapat talaga ipagbawal ang mga birds na yan!!!

    Yes to anti angry bird bill!!! Protektahan ang mga PIGS!!!
    (???stegakakam id gna ayak nali)

    • To Mr Pig Sympatizer

      Galit kami sa mga pigs na yan dahil yung tinitirikan ng bahay nila eh samin naka pangalan. Inagaw nila yung lupa namin, di mo ba napansin na madalian lang yung pagkakagawa ng bahay nila? (Crying) Lupa namin yung, minana pa namin sa ninuno namin. Happy birds kami dati, HAPPY BIRDS!!! Tutal ayaw kami tulungan ng gobyerno dahil inuuna pa nila ynag anti planking law na yan, we took justice into our own hands. I’m not angry, not really… sniff, just crying for help.

      • @Red
        Pwede ka naming tulungan para matalo yang mga pigs na yan, tutal nanalo na kami sa laban namin kontra zombies, pindutin mo lng up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a, select, start.

        =)

        (tama na away ibalik na natin sa pagiging joketime and happy happy ang site and thread na to)

  163. this is just a sad waste of the intelligence given to you. You should just focus on either the country’s growth or just find people who are corrupting the system in the Philippines and get rid of them

  164. PUTANGINA ANG TINDI MO! WALA KANG KASING BOBO. IMBES NA MAGPATUPAD KAYO NG BATAS PARA UMUNLAD NAMAN TAYO! INUUNA NYO PA MGA KATANGAHAN!

  165. What the f***!?! How shallow can he get? Andaming taong nagugutom at krimeng nangyayari araw-araw dahil sa kakulangan ng mga batas, tapos ganito pa ang mababasa mo sa news? Tol! Ang babaw mo! Sayang lang ang isinusweldo sau ng taong bayan!?! Eh ung RH bill nga d nyo matapos-tapos, then bigla kaung magpapasok ng stupid law na ito! Get a brain man! Look around u! Mas marami pang mahalagang batas na dapat gawin kesa sa anti-angry birds na yan. Leche!!!!

    • Kathy, puede mo actually basahin ulet ang article. Then you will be amazed how dumb (gullible nalang para kunwari respectful) you are to believe that it’s true. This article was meant to entertain readers.. Satire is the word to describe it.

  166. saludo ako sa anti-planking bill kasi delikado nga naman talaga ang planking. pero tangina. angry birds? oh my gaaahd. walang kwenta pramis. gagawa ka ng batas na laban sa angry birds kasi naiirita ka na puro angry birds lang nakikita mo? hindi ba kaya sila nagbebenta ng ganun kasi mabenta dahil uso? ginagawa lang naman nila yun para sila makabenta ng mas madami eh. pano pag nagkaroon na naman ng bagong napakagandang laro sa kung anu mang platform. tapos nauso din. gagawan mo din ng batas? anti-tetris pro bill ganun? anti-supermario bill ganun? what the fuck seryoso.

  167. hahaha. lol. nabiktima ako. :))) nagmumumura pa ako sa gm ko. :)))) then, shit. joke time pala… :))) naghanap pa talaga ako ng iba pang articles sa net, pati ng video of interview sa youtube… at dahil wala akong nakita, binasa ko yung mga comments. at nakita ko na… super joke time lang pala talaga toh, :)))) ang loser ko, for believing this. haha. well now, nambibikitima na ako sa facebook. :))) hahaha. funny article. :D love it. :))) hahaha. post more of this funny articles. :)))) hehe. lol. di ko napost yung comment ko yesterday, kaya ngayon lang ako magpopost ng article. hahaha. lol. (btw. funny comments.)

  168. is he insane or something? Ano na ang future ng Pilipinas kung ang mga pipasang batas sa congreso ay puro kagaguhan.

  169. Our country’s lawmakers are honestly some of the stupidest people ever born into this world. How they ever reached their positions is beyond me. Honestly, I can’t think of words to describe how stupid the lawmakers are. If they actually approve that bill, then they should blow their brains out; more or less useless anyway.

  170. We have people going hungry, homeless numbers rising with storms destroying houses, pollution, corruption, terrorism, and all these politicians can wage war against is “planking” and “angry birds”??? Good job setting priorities straight guys! We’re well on our way to advancement – to a hungry, homeless, polluted, corrupt, and terrified nation, as long as there’s no PLANKING and ANGRY BIRDS, it will be a better nation…

  171. Congress and Senate should focus on laws for the country’s development and not on small issues like the planking and angry birds game.

  172. its just a damn game. use your fucking head for a change. hindi lang hangin laman nian at di yan palamuti. sayang kung di nio gagamitin naturingan kayong politiko.

  173. LMAO……. rugby boy cguro ung rep. nah yun… gnyn nba kalakas ang tama ng drugs sa mga tao ngaun.?? dpat isinabay nya narin ang anti plants vs zombie wala sa ayus pesteng nyawa… mg suicide nlang sya para mbawasan ang mga corrupt pabigat sa mundo…ambot…!!!!!!!!!!

    • dpat cguro ipasa nyang batas is weekly drug testing sa mga katulad nyang law maker at monthly psychiatric test sa sobrang katalinuhan nasisiraan nah sila ng ulo lol……..
      ]

  174. Lahat tayo ay biktima ng papansin na Congressman. Anti-planking bill at anti angry bird……. hehehe. Mukhang may balak ng isa pang term or baka gusto maging Senator kaya sobra papansin.
    Good for you Congressman, napansin ka ng mga tao for your higher political ambition, bad for the Filipino people kasi di ka napansin dahil sa maganda or makabuluhan bagay kundi sa walang kakwenta-kwentang bagay!
    Mag isip mga pinoy!

  175. bobo kayo ng bobo sa lawyer na yan. tingin nyo sa sarili nyo? ang dami dami na nga lang nagsasabi uto uto parin kayo.

    kaya hindi umuunlad ang pilipinas kasi hindi nag iisip karamihan bago dakdak ng dakdak

  176. Wala na ba talaga magawa iba gobyerno natin? pati ANGRY BIRDS pinag didiskitahan na rin?? marami pa naman ang problema ah… atopagin niyo muna ang mga taong gutom at walang matirahan, hindi yung puro Angry Birds, Angry Birds, Angry Birds… sayang matalino sana, Angry birds lang din pala ang alam. :)

  177. marami po nagugutom, nagkakasakit, bat di nyo muna asikasuhin ang dapat asikasuhin body-odor bill, anti-planking bill, ngayon angry birds naman hayz pano kaya sila naging mambabatas

  178. This site reminded me of Good Times Manila. So kuya, ingat ka, kasi si Deejey, di na sumulpot after ilang posts lang. Haha!

    Or maybe you’re him?! O.o

    But, nevertheless, the article was great! Ngayon ko napatunayan na maraming Pinoy ang sadyang dadakdak, may masabi lang. :)) Good job! :>

  179. kelan kaya marerealize ng mga tao dito na joke lang to? kelan din kaya titigilan ng iba na tawaging tanga ang mga napamiwalang totoong news to. alam niyo pwede naman nating sabihing prank lang to in a good manner. i dont think telling someone he’s stupid because he believed that this satire is a real thing would still be necessary. and for christ’s sake, stop mentioning “di umaasenso ang pilipinas dahil sayo” look at yourself first. i dunno what u r thinking while reading this post, pero isa lang masasabi q para sa mga d p nkkarealize na di to totoong news. its normal to act as such, di ka nagiging bobo right now, nagsshare ka lang ng opinion mo. i understand that. pls, tama na mga palitan ng masasamang salita. itawa nalang natin to, napaniwala rin kc aq. at para sa author ng blog na to, kudos sau. dami mong ginising na diwa dahil dito haha. good job stewart.

  180. tangalin sa congresso yan! Moron!!!!!!!!!! ahahahaah…ganyan naba ka baba utak natin? pati walang kwentang bagay binibigyan pa nang pansin?? LOL…IMPEACH YAN..HAHAHAHAH..

  181. Everybody is now ANGRY! Ano ba talaga gusto nyo PINOYS? Can you FOCUS instead in making our PESO BILL grow FURTHER than making USELESS bills?!

    NAKAKASAWA NA ANG KABIKABILANG RALLY! BANGAYAN! ETC.!

  182. Para kayong mga bata. Bibilis nyong maniwala. Dun palang sa “Angry Birds Room” eh malalaman nyo na agad na kalokohan lang ‘to eh. Tsk… Gullible people. Ang tatanda nyo na hindi parin kayo marunong umintindi ng SATIRICAL CONTENT.

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  184. Para sa mga hindi naka gets, at kunwari hindi nagets… i flood natin (in a helpful kind of way)
    The Anti-Angry Birds Bill is

    HOAX, SATIRE, SCAM, FAKE, JOKE, JUST FOR FUN

    (sa tagalog)

    PEKE, BIRO, PANG-ASAR LANG, TRIP LANG NG SOWHATSNEWS.WORDPRESS.COM.

    naaawa na kasi ako sa mga hindi makagets ng article, sa mga hindi makagets na nagtitrip na din lang yung kunwari hindi nila nagets, at sa daan daang troll.

    YOU HAVE BEEN INFORMED.

  185. This is potentially damaging, at first glance a lot may take this article as the truth. Personally if i was the costello guy, i’d sue not for the money but for the aggravation caused.

    • In the first place, one shouldn’t give a reaction immediately after just a “first glance.” Before a sensible criticism can be made, whether for an article on the Internet or for any medium, you first analyze the source and the context.

      I don’t think he has a case for aggravation, because the site states that it is a satire site, and its past articles will back up the claim. It isn’t the site’s fault that some of the readers blindly rage over something fictional when it could have been immediately diffused if they had just read more.

      And to be honest, Castelo should be the one sued for his proposed Anti-Planking Bill (which is sadly not fictional). Having an elected official propose something like that is aggravating enough.

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  189. To the author:iba ka sir!nawala lang ung pagkadala ko nung mabasa ko ung ’angrybird room in bilibid’,naipasok mo talaga un?!handsdown sir dabest laughtrip b^^d
    To ’gulliblepeople’ & ’oy’:handsdown ako senyong dalawa..handsdown ako sa walang sawa at walang humpay na pagexplain sa karamihan ang mali nila (you know who you are O_o) \m/
    To everyone who posted their comments: mapanega or positive man ung pinaglalalagay nyo dyan..kudos!for entertaining everyone na walang humpay sa pagtawa habang patuloy na pinabasa ung mga posts nyo..pahabaan pa talaga ng posts (kundi english malalim na tagalog naman) imba!

    ~~btw i never knew what SATIRE is until i have read the whole thing..dabest tong blog na to,laftrip na educational pa XDD

  190. OMG THIS IS SO STUPID. I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD MAKE A FANPAGE CONDEMNING MR. WINSTON CASTELO. FIRST THE ANTI-PLANKING LAW, AND NOW THIS?? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO OUR BASIC RIGHTS?

  191. I enjoyed the article but the icing of the cake was the comments. No wonder we have politicians like this because we are so gullible. (partida di pa politiko gumawa niyan) :D Kaya habang buhay mag papalabas pa rin ng sakit sa ulong mga jinggle mga politiko kasi madali tayo madala sa kanila hahahaha :D

    Kudos to the writer….

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  193. Heller…daming batas na pwedeng gawin. Kung dyan kikita ang business bakit pakikialaman mo pa. Kung ayaw mo nun, hwag kang bumili. Ganyan ganyan nang yayari sa US eh. Masyadong mahigpit sa batas sa negosyo kaya ayun..ang mga investors nila naginvest sa ibang lugar. Suma total, wla nang trabaho sa knilang bansa. Ang gawin mong batas ay yung makabubuti sa maliliit na negosyante at papano cla uunlad at makatulong sa pag generate ng trabaho. hmp…

  194. tingnan mo ang kababawan ng mokong na to..gagawa na nga lang ng batas wala pang silbi… eh siya nga pinapatronize niya pamimili sa divisoria, eh dami japeks dun at mga smuggled items..eh bat di niya paghigpitan ang pagpasok ng mga smuggled na un? bakit hindi batas na mangangalaga para sa mga maliliit na negosyanteng pilipino ang tingnan niya? eh hindi ba niya napansin na puro dayuhan na ang nagmamay-ari ng mga pamilihan sa divi? susmaryosep naman mr congressman..anong kabobohan na naman ito? basta lang ba masabi na may nagawa ka? binabayaran ka namin ah..pagsilbihan mo kami ng ayos!!!! (anak ng pinas)

  195. Isa sa pinaka-walang kwentang bill na naiisip ng isang mambabatas!!! Sa mga kapwa nya mambabatas, pigilan nyo sana yung ganitong klase ng mambabatas. Ganito na ba kayo kababaw mag isip? Please lang, sayang ang perang binabayad ng mamamayan!

  196. After seeing all the dumbwits react like hell in this article after skipping English class when the word “SATIRE” was taught, exposure of this blog made it come into our consciousness. We’ll look forward for more..

    • Ur comment–> Me likey! Hahaha! …and i if u notice, more and more ppl comment after yours and after other ppl who tried to tell them that it’s just “satire” :)

  197. Wew,what the hell it is only a game …… Is the congress is serious…. I’m not a angry birds fan but i only depend the children who likes whe angry birds…. >:)

  198. did it ever occur in your brilliant mind that this is just piece of crap that some of you guys easily believed with?? an “angry bird room” filled with angry birds merchandise being set in a philippine prison?? *trollface*

  199. Awww, following this thread for 2 days na ata.. and I am surprised meron pading mga nagrereact. Diko alam kung san malulungkot, dun sa mga nagpapadala ng galit, or sa mga sinasabihang bobo ang kapwa Pilipino dahil nagpadala sa galit. Peace men, imbis na sabihang bobo ang kapwa Pinoy, better to tell them its fake, and show you care. :) Not unless kamaganak mo si Castelo. Winkwink.

  200. What The F is wrong with them? The government sucks. That’s just a game. That’s not even brutal. Yeah, that’s about revenge and killing pigs but that is not even realistic. Castelo? What kind of lawmaker are you? AngryBirds is not even one of the F****** MAJOR PROBLEMS OF OUR COUNTRY! You Idiot, you don’t think professionally! Angry Birds can even enhance your abilities in math, ’cause it enhances your abilities in estimation and angles. I think the reason why he hates that stuff is that he don’t even know how to play it. And he don’t know what it is about. Don’t he know why AngryBirds became famous? Simply because it’s awesome. & PETA? Why? Come on. What the F is wrong w/ you? Those weren’t really real pigs. That’s software. >:|
    They SUCK.

  201. what the! we’re wasting our taxes with those kinds of lawmakers. Before it was anti-planking act, then now anti-angry birds bill? what if ANTI-STUPID LAWMAKERS! there are lots of problems in our country. I think, you lawmakers must be the first problem to be solved.

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  203. uy grabe, tanga ang Congress natin, pero wag naman nating pagtawanan ng ganito… or at least wag kayong mag-name drop. Kasi ano mapapala natin dun? Katatawanan? O tapos? Mareresolba na problema natin, o kaya mamumulat sila sa katangahan nila?

    Wala lang. Mali kasi tayo pare-pareho dito eh. OA kung maka-react sa article, OA kung maka-react sa mga nagre-react sa article, at OA kung makasulat ng article. Oo, okay, ako rin. pero yun. Sana na-gets niyo haha.

  204. Hahaha!:)) It’s so funny that there are people complaining about how stupid the government officials are. But hey, look at yourselves, feeling smart and all. Didn’t you know that this is a satire. You, people, are pathetic! Mas nagmumukha lang kayong tanga sa ginagawa nyo. Instead of complaining, bat di kayo yung gumawa ng tama? Kahit na ganito, I still believe that we, Filipinos, are not stupid.

  205. Lakas ng tawa ko sa balita. Me bonus pa… basahin nyo yung mga komento! Nagpi-pyesta rin dito mga fanatics, bullies at mga balat sibuyas. ϋ.Lol

  206. wala naman kakwenta-kwenta iyan eh…dapat isipin nila ay dagdagan ang badget sa EDUKASYON at sa KALUSUGAN sapagkat iyon ay karapatan…

  207. copy paste galing sa comment ko sa yahoo!

    We just have to admit na maraming Pilipino ang hindi nakapag-aral. Biktima rin sila ng society. Imbes na tulungan sila, tinutuligsa naten ang kanilang kamangmangan.

    Sa huli tayo tayo din ang nagbabatuhan ng dumi sa isa’t isa.

    PS: +1 sa Anti-Bieber Law

  208. This is what happen when people lacks humor. :/ Sickening. We have sooo much problem, wtf is this anti planking and anti-angry bird, does this person led a very sad childhood?

  209. nakakatawa naman sineseryoso ng iba ang balitang ito. mabilis “tumaas” ang “highblood”. Where’s your humor side noypi? :D

  210. ang daming “tumaas” ang “high blood” dito. paki basa po muna yung nasa black box sa ibaba bago pa kayo ma stroke. :D

  211. .shouldn’t they be more concern on making more useful and important laws! anyway, this is just a joke! hell i care right? :-p

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  213. KAYA DI UMUUNLAD ANG BANSA AY HINDI DAHIL SA MGA TANGNANG POLITIKO. ANG TOTOONG DAHILAN AY DAHIL SA MAS MGA TANGANG BOTANTE TULAD NINYO.

    DAMI NYONG SINASABI PERO DI NYO NAMAN MAGETS YUNG SATIRE. MGA UTO-UTO.

  214. mga putanginang my mga posisyon bakit hindi nalang kasi atupagin mga putanginang problema ng pilipinas kesa yng angry birds? mga bobo laro lang yan di yan sineseryoso. kaya kung may mga anak kayong nag lalaro nyan dapat niyong turuan ng tama at mali. kesa ipagbawal yang angry birds. mga putangina niyong mga lawmakers sana kayo nalang lumipad papunta sa mga baboy at magsama sama kayo whahahahahaha tandaan nio to>>>PUTANG INA NIYO

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  217. Patunay to na maraming tao na naniniwala sa mga balita ng hindi man lang tinitignan kung totoo o hinde… >:D

    Nyahahaha!!! Satire nga eh..

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  219. Hindi kame nagpa-planking. Pero hindi din kami against sa planking. Kung wala kayong mapeperwisyong iba, at kung nasa sarili nyo lang ang risk, bahala kayo, good luck sa trip. Pero kung makakadamay kayo ng mga inosenteng driver na dumadaan lang sa normal nilang daanan, at may posibilidad na malagay sa konsensya ng mga driver na yon ang buhay nyo, kalokohan na yan. Para naman sa mga gago sa gobyerno, pakinggan nyo kasi agad ang mga reklamo. Mag-set kayo AGAD ng meeting kung sapat ang dami ng taong nagrereklamo. Tang’na nyo kaya kayo binatukan ng pagpa-planking sa mga rallies, dahil hindi nyo sila pinapansin nung puro salita lang sila. Simple lang naman yan, kung ayaw nyong mabatukan, lumingon kayo agad sa sitsit pa lang.

    Basta kung sa rallies lang ipagbabawal ang planking, ayos lang. Kung totally ipagbabawal ang planking, gago kayo. At paki bilisan nga ang conclusion nyang bill na yan, para hindi nasasayang ang oras. Hindi request yan. Utos yan, galing sa lahat ng Pilipinong nagbabayad ng sweldo nyo.

    Isang bagay pa nga pala para sa mga mahilig mag-planking. Tutal ang lakas ng loob nyong dumapa kung saan-saan, siguraduhin nyo lang na kayo ang naglalaba ng mga damit nyo.

  220. you know, Cong. Castelo is right. ang dami-dami nang Angry Birds items, hindi lang sa Pilipinas, kundi sa buong mundo. Dapat nang ipasa ang batas na ito dahil una, dahil sikat ang Angry Birds, ang mga nagtitinda n’on ay nagtataas ng presyo ng Angry Birds items. (Like, Autograph, P10 ang puhunan, P20-30 ang bentahan, di ba, ang laki ng tubo?) ikalawa, naiimpluwensiyahan na ang mga bata na pumatay ng berdeng baboy. ikatlo, nasisira ang pag-aaral nila dahil sa Angry Birds na ‘yan (ex. 3-yrs old, naglalaro na ng Angry Birds.)

  221. What a very stupid and selfish reason for proposing a bill! Just because nairita siya sa dami ng angry birds na product? Those people in divisoria do it for a living, do not be selfish. How immature can you get?! More immature than those who are fans of angry birds. Ang petty ng reason! The reason of peta is much more acceptable than the stupid reason of this winston castelo! One more thing, napakastupid nung balak nyang angry birds room in bilibid prison! Doesn’t he know na if he insists on having such a kind of room in bilibid prison it can affect a person in that room psychologically! That’s the problem with the people in authority, yun iba sainyo wala na ngang naitutulong, ganyan pa, nagpapapansin! Walang kwenta ang pagtreat nyo sa ganitong klaseng problems!

  222. wahaha ung mga first time na nakarating sa blog na to at nabasa ung article malamang sa malamang talagang maniniwala sila.. kasi nga malay ba naman nila na satire pala to.. pag nagbasa ka ba ng article, at naredirect ka sa page, uunahin mo ba ung about ng blog? hindi di ba? syempre ung article muna.. sus kayo naman oh, hayaan niyo na lang sila.. if i know yung ibang nagcomment dito napapamura din sa pagkapaniwala sa article tapos nung mabasa ung mga comments nakiki-satire kuno na rin sila.. ahaha wala lang hayaan na lang natin ilabas ng mga tao ang saloobin nila.. saya nga e!

    just my two cents :D

  223. hahahaha tanang buhay yan castelo pa man din ako….ui wag ka mandamay nananahimik ang mga angry birds hahahaha

    nyahahahahaha jukjukjuk

    • OMG. Sumakit ang panga ko katatawa! The article itself is so funny. Dagdagan pa ng mga reaction of people fooled into thinking the article was for real. Obvious naman na talagang for laughs lang ang article. I like your style, using half-truths and political personalities for impact. Nice.

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