Lito Lapid A Huge Fan of Spongebob Squarepants in Filipino

MANILA, Philippines — Senator Lito Lapid admitted that he is a huge fan of “tagalized” cartoons like Spongebob Squarepants, Powerpuff Girls and Slam Dunk just to name a few.

In an ambush interview following his comments that he wanted the Senate RH Bill debate to be in Filipino, the actor turned senator nonchalantly told the media that his comments were inspired by his favorite morning TV shows. “Hindi ko lubos maisip kung bakit hindi natin puwedeng gawing sa wikang Filipino ang ating isinasagawang debate ukol sa Reproductive Health Bill. Kung ang isang banyagang katulad nila Spongebob Squarepants at Sakuragi ay kayang mag salita ng wikang Filipino upang maintindihan sila ng ating kababayang manunuod; bakit hindi po kaya itong gawin ng ating mga mambabatas?” (I can’t fathom why we cannot use the Filipino language on our ongoing debate regarding the Reproductive Health Bill. If a foreigner like Spongebob Squarepants and Sakuragi is capable of speaking the Filipino language so that they could be understood by our viewers, how come us lawmakers can’t do the same?) , said Lapid.

When asked if he does indeed watch the shows, Mr. Lapid even volunteered to sing the intro song of Spongebob Squarepants in Filipino to prove that he does. He added: “Tignan mo, nung dating nasa Cartoon Network pa sila Blossom, Buttercup at Bubbles eh panay ang ingles nila. Aba’y sino ang nakakaintindi sa kanila noon? Madalas akong magtaka noon kung bakit nila palagi sinusuntok si Mojo Jojo. Pero nung lumipat na sila sa TV5, eh naging malinaw na sa akin ang lahat kung bakit siya nila inaaway.” (Look, Blossom, Buttercup & Bubbles were speaking in English when they were at Cartoon Network. Who can understand them? I always wondered why they always kept on punching Mojo Jojo. But when they transferred to TV5, it became clear to me why they fight him.)

When asked if he had any comments to other performers who speaks English and not Filipino, Mr Lapid was quick to add, and said: “Ang pangarap ko ay isang Pilipinas, na kung saan ang lahat ng ating mga napapanuod sa telebisyon at sinehan ay nasa wikang Filipino, mapa-Harry Potter man yan o di kaya’y Lord of the Rings. At may isang kahilingan din ako para kay Ginoong Leonardo DiCaprio na sana ay maisalin mo ang pelikulang Inception sa wikang Filipino, upang lubos kong maintindihan ang nangyayari, sapagkat ako’y nagtataka kung ano ang koneksyon nung trumpo sa istorya eh.” (I dream of a Philippines where everything that we watch on television and movies are in the Filipino language, whether it be Harry Potter or Lord of the Ring. And I have another wish for Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio to translate the movie Inception to Filipino, so that I can fully understand what is happening, because I am perplexed to what that top’s connection is to the story.)

When asked by a reporter to translate the term Reproductive Health Bill to Filipino, the Senator told us that the interview is over and that he was running late for an appointment.

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18 thoughts on “Lito Lapid A Huge Fan of Spongebob Squarepants in Filipino

  1. honestly mas maganda nga kung tagalized na lang ang mga discussions sa gov’t, not OA tagalog like “salumpuwet” ha. para maka-relate naman lahat ng pilipino sa pinag-uusapan nila!

    i like this site!!!!!! hahaha

  2. oo nga naman tingnan nyo noon nung nag state of the nation address yung mga nagdaan na pangulo sa wikang ingles may naintindihan ba yung mga nanunuod sa sinasabi nila,eh ngayon si pinoy kpg state of the nation address na lhat nkatutok dahil wikang tagalog na ang ginagamit nya…..oh ayan ung nagcomment na anonymous kung filipino yan nakakahiya yun english nya english will you money daw…eh kung tinagalog na lng naipahayag pa nya ng maayos yung komento nya…hirap kasi sa ibang pinoy masyado silang nagpipilit na mg english kaya ayan madalas tawanan ang pinoy dahil sa maling pagbigkas sa wikang ingles…dito nga sa saudi yung hari nila di marunong mg ingles..mahalin ang sariling atin..

  3. tama po si sen. lapid. di ba mas maganda kung mai-“dub” (english po yun “dub”) din yun mga “senate hearings” para maintindihan rin ni sen. lapid at ng ating mga kababayan?

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