ABS-CBN head honchos during the contract signing with gian crocodile Lolong

Lolong – Newest Member of Kapamilya Network

BREAKING NEWS: ABS-CBN network welcomes it’s newest Kapamilya! At a press conference held the other day, it was announced that they will fully support and sponsor the captured giant crocodile from Agusan, giving it the screen name Buwayaz . Mr. Lopez was heard saying: “$iya’y $iguradong magbibigay karangalan $a ating ban$a…” (“it’ll $urely bring honor to…