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Uber to Hire Unscrupulous Drivers with Spray Bottles to Meet LTFRB Standards

MANILA, Philippines — Ridesharing service company, Uber, announced today that they are planning to hire unscrupulous drivers equipped with spray bottles that cause passengers to feel drowsy, in order to gain the acceptance of the Land Transportation Franchise and Regulatory Board (LTFRB). “These are in accordance to LTFRB’s strict concern about passenger safety,” said Uber…

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LOOK: 11 Scary Politicians in Cute Halloween Costumes

MANILA, Philippines — Halloween is an American tradition that is celebrated in the Philippines via costume parties and the occasional trick or treat on the eve of All Saint’s Day. One of the few signs that it’s fast approaching, is when malls or business establishments starts to decorate their place with various Halloween decors like…

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Makati Residents to Get Free Lechon and Orchids

MAKATI, Philippines — Vice President Jejomar Binay announced today that residents of Makati shall receive complimentary roast pigs and bouquet of flowers to show his gratitude for still being the most trusted government official in the latest survey. “Ikinagagalak ko pong sabihin na hindi lang po keyk ang kaya naming ipamigay sa inyo (I am happy…

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PNP Chief Alan Purisima Rates PNoy’s Cabinet

MANILA, Philippines — After showcasing his superb and spot-on rating skills at yesterday’s hearing on Senate Committee on Public Order and Dangerous Drugs, Philippine National Police (PNP) chief Director General Alan Purisima, who gave himself a 9/10 rating when asked by Senator Grace Poe to rate himself; held a press conference today where he gave his expert…