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LOOK: 11 Scary Politicians in Cute Halloween Costumes

MANILA, Philippines — Halloween is an American tradition that is celebrated in the Philippines via costume parties and the occasional trick or treat on the eve of All Saint’s Day. One of the few signs that it’s fast approaching, is when malls or business establishments starts to decorate their place with various Halloween decors like…

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Makati Residents to Get Free Lechon and Orchids

MAKATI, Philippines — Vice President Jejomar Binay announced today that residents of Makati shall receive complimentary roast pigs and bouquet of flowers to show his gratitude for still being the most trusted government official in the latest survey. “Ikinagagalak ko pong sabihin na hindi lang po keyk ang kaya naming ipamigay sa inyo (I am happy…

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PNP Chief Alan Purisima Rates PNoy’s Cabinet

MANILA, Philippines — After showcasing his superb and spot-on rating skills at yesterday’s hearing on Senate Committee on Public Order and Dangerous Drugs, Philippine National Police (PNP) chief Director General Alan Purisima, who gave himself a 9/10 rating when asked by Senator Grace Poe to rate himself; held a press conference today where he gave his expert…

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Latest Pulse Asia Survey Shows Increased Voters’ Intelligence Rating

MANILA, Philippines — The latest Pulse Asia survey shows a huge increase in voters’ intelligence, as Vice President Jejomar Binay came out as the runaway winner, with 31%  of respondents saying that they will vote for him as president. While Senator Vicente “Tito” Sotto tops the Senatorial preferences with a 51.6% rating. And with every winner, there’s bound…

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Malacañang Offers Marcos Loyalists and Revisionists Free Ride on Time Travelling Machines

MANILA, Philippines — Malacañang announced today that it is commemorating the 42nd anniversary of the declaration of martial law of former president Ferdinand Marcos by giving away free rides to Marcos loyalists and revisionists on various time machines commissioned by the administration. The event, dubbed “If Only I Was There”, brought various exhibitors to the event showcasing their time travel contraptions…

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Mar Roxas Promises Increased Police Visibility on Social Media

MANILA, Philippines — Citing the importance of social media as an easy and effective way of detecting crimes, Department of the Interior and Local Government (DILG) secretary Mar Roxas announced Thursday an initiative to increase police visibility on various social networking sites. “The recent hulidap incident in EDSA made us rethink and reevaluate the effectiveness of our police force…