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DMCI to Advertise Projects on Philippine Banknotes

September 4, 2014


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MANILA, Philippines — DMCI Homes announced today a joint collaboration between the Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas (BSP) and the National Historical Commission of the Philippines (NHCP) that would see the release of new banknotes promoting various projects of the real estate developer. “The media exposure of Torre De Manila that resulted in widespread public awareness of our project prompted […]

PNoy: Government Must Shift to Monarchy System

August 26, 2014



MANILA, Philippines — After hinting a few weeks ago his willingness for a possible term extension, President Benigno Aquino III surprised everyone after he expressed on Tuesday his openness to shift the form of government into a monarchic style. “Bago nito, bago nangyari lahat ng ito, sarado… aminado ako (Before all these, before all these things happened, […]

Davao City Bans Selling and Eating of Shrimps

August 20, 2014



DAVAO CITY, Philippines — To avoid confusion on what the word “hipon” really means, The Davao City Council, led by Mayor Rodrigo Duterte, issued a moratorium declaring the selling and eating of the controversial crustacean as illegal. “To set the record straight, ang salitang hipon ay isang uri ng pangiinsulto sa mga kababaihan,” said Mayor Duterte. […]

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Lawmaker Files Bill Banning All Two-Seater Motorcycles

August 19, 2014



MANILA, Philippines — A party-list lawmaker filed a bill today declaring a nationwide ban on all two-seater motorcycles to deter unlawful activities committed by riding-in-tandem criminals. Party-list group Anti-Motorcycle Philippines (1-AMP) representative Yasmin Maricel Halili is seeking the passage of  the “Anti Two-Seater Motorcycle Act of 2014″ to promote public security and welfare. “This bill will prohibit the sale, purchase and ownership […]

Cabinet Secretaries Confident PNoy Would Still Trust Them Even If They Suck At Their Jobs

August 18, 2014



MANILA, Philippines — Cabinet secretaries of the Aquino administration candidly revealed today that they get to sleep easy at night knowing that President Benigno Aquino III would not fire them from their posts, even if everybody knows how  inutile they are at their jobs. “Nakakatulog naman ako ng mahimbing sa gabi dahil alam ko na pag-gising ko sa […]

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