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Lawmaker Files Bill Banning All Two-Seater Motorcycles

August 19, 2014



MANILA, Philippines — A party-list lawmaker filed a bill today declaring a nationwide ban on all two-seater motorcycles to deter unlawful activities committed by riding-in-tandem criminals. Party-list group Anti-Motorcycle Philippines (1-AMP) representative Yasmin Maricel Halili is seeking the passage of  the “Anti Two-Seater Motorcycle Act of 2014″ to promote public security and welfare. “This bill will prohibit the sale, purchase and ownership […]

Cabinet Secretaries Confident PNoy Would Still Trust Them Even If They Suck At Their Jobs

August 18, 2014



MANILA, Philippines — Cabinet secretaries of the Aquino administration candidly revealed today that they get to sleep easy at night knowing that President Benigno Aquino III would not fire them from their posts, even if everybody knows how  inutile they are at their jobs. “Nakakatulog naman ako ng mahimbing sa gabi dahil alam ko na pag-gising ko sa […]

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Trillanes Bares Alien Invasion Plot Against PNoy

August 1, 2014



MANILA, Philippines — Senator Antonio Trillanes IV said Friday that some alien lifeforms from the planet Mars were plotting against the government of President Benigno Aquino III. Trillanes said that the disgruntled Martians were meeting with other inhabitants from nearby planets to destabilize the government. “Pero hindi po ito kinakagat ng mga kapitbahay natin sa ibang planeta, […]

Posted in: Humor

Let’s Play SONA 2014 BINGO!

July 26, 2014



This coming Monday, the 28th of July, the President of the Republic of the Philippines will deliver his State of the Nation Address. We all know how boring that is going to be right? To make it more exciting,  So, What’s News is proud to bring back our annual SONA Prediction BINGO! Here’s how to play: Click here for 30 […]

Sec. Butch Abad Willing to Teach David Blaine Some of His Magic Tricks

July 24, 2014



MANILA, Philippines — Department of Budget and Management secretary Florencio “Butch” Abad is willing to teach street magician David Blaine some of his secret magic tricks, when the performer visits the country this coming September. Dubbed “Real or Magic,” Blaine’s first performance in the Philippines will be held on September 12 at the Araneta Coliseum. The show […]


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