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May 17, 2013
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Overconfident Nancy Binay Dares the Filipino People: DO NOT VOTE FOR ME!
MAKATI, Philippines — With only two days left before 52 million registered Filipino voters head to their respective precinct to cast their votes, United Nationalist Alliance (UNA) senatorial candidate Nancy Binay held an impromptu press conference early Saturday morning at her residence for her to make an announcement to the Filipino people. “Thank you all for […]
Posted in: Humor, The Nation
Cezar Mancao Googled Recipe for First Meal as a Fugitive
May 3, 2013
MANILA, Philippines — Cezar Mancao, one of the accused in the Dacer-Corbito double murder case, who escaped while in custody of the National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) yesterday has already started using a famous internet search engine to look for recipes. In an interview with SWN, Mancao named Google as one of his go-to website in […]
Posted in: Humor
News Media Organizations Searching Photos of Jason Collins with the Most Unflattering Pose to Accompany Their Post.
April 30, 2013
MANILA, Philippines — News media organizations across the world are scrambling, rummaging through their archives and scouring the internet looking for the most compromising photos they could find to accompany their articles about Jason Collins. This, after Collins became the first active player in a major American professional team sport to reveal he is gay. The 34-year-old […]
Posted in: Humor
UNA Purchases GMA7 in Mega Deal. Kapuso Shows Starring Senatorial Candidates Revealed.
April 27, 2013
MANILA, Philippines — Not to be outdone by Team PNoy’s recent acquisition of ABS-CBN, the United Nationalist Alliance (UNA) announced today that they have bought GMA Network and shows featuring their candidates will also start airing this Monday. UNA campaign manager Toby Tiangco made the announcement, saying, “What Team PNoy can do, UNA can do better!” Tiangco […]
Posted in: Humor
Team PNoy Acquires ABS-CBN in Blockbuster Deal. Shows Featuring Senatorial Bets Announced.
April 27, 2013
MANILA, Philippines — In a just announced blockbuster deal, Team PNoy has formally revealed their acquisition of the country’s major television network; that will see their senatorial bets appear in various shows to boost their exposure, with just 2 weeks left in the campaign period. During the launching of TMP-NOY, campaign manager and Senator Franklin […]
Posted in: Humor
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