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Sec. Butch Abad Willing to Teach David Blaine Some of His Magic Tricks

July 24, 2014



MANILA, Philippines — Department of Budget and Management secretary Florencio “Butch” Abad is willing to teach street magician David Blaine some of his secret magic tricks, when the performer visits the country this coming September. Dubbed “Real or Magic,” Blaine’s first performance in the Philippines will be held on September 12 at the Araneta Coliseum. The show […]

Malacañang Launches NOYCARD: A Loyalty/Rewards Card Program for Filipinos

July 19, 2014



MANILA, Philippines — In order to serve Filipinos better, President Benigno Aquino III announced today the launch of a loyalty/rewards program for the hundreds, if not thousands, of its supporters during a press conferences held at Malacañang. “I am proud to introduce Noynoy’s Comprehensive Assistance Rewards Delivery Program or NOYCARD,” said Aquino. “This is one of the requests […]

Enrile’s Lawyers Almost Done Fulfilling Client’s Bucket List

July 15, 2014


SMALL enrile bucket list

MANILA, Philippines — The legal counsel of embattled senator Juan Ponce Enrile proudly revealed today that they are close to completing their client’s so called “bucket list”, with only five items left on the list before proclaiming a “job well done”. A bucket list is defined as a number of experiences or achievements that a person hopes […]

Posted in: Humor, The Nation

Hyatt Willing to Let Abad Use One of Its Function Rooms for Free

July 10, 2014



MANILA, Philippines — The management of  Hyatt Regency Hotel announced today that it is willing to let beleaguered Department of Budget and Management (DBM) secretary Florencio “Butch” Abad use one of the conference rooms in its 5-star luxury establishment for free. “We are proud to announce that the doors to our hotel would be always open for Mr. […]

Posted in: Humor, Irony, The Nation

LeBron James Decides to Play for KIA in the PBA Next Year

July 8, 2014


LBJ Tweet2

MANILA, Philippines — National Basketball Association (NBA) superstar LeBron James just announced that he will play under the guidance of Manny Pacquiao for the KIA expansion team in the Philippine Basketball Association (PBA) Commissioner’s Cup next year. In a tweet posted today under his verified Twitter account, the four-time Most Valuable Player expressed excitement playing under […]


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